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General Off Topic / Man ‘team-killed and virtually teabagged’ female journalist

« on: April 10, 2018, 01:29:22 am »

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/09/man-team-killed-virtually-teabagged-female-journalist-shocking-game-rampage-7452093/

Not sure what to even say tbh, I'm done with this planet

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cRPG Technical problems / +3 Military Hammer appearing as +3 Flanged Mace

« on: February 07, 2018, 08:02:08 pm »

+3 Military Hammer on website is appearing as +3 Flanged Mace in game, I have reloaded the game/launcher etc and still no change, I am going to assume it's on your guys end.

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General Discussion / Heirloom Exchange thread locked?

« on: February 05, 2018, 06:34:45 am »

What happened to it? plenty of us made our requests within the 24 hours the post stated, yet it was just locked without explanation.

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General Off Topic / Louis Theroux Scientology Documentary

« on: April 08, 2016, 01:29:05 am »

Can't wait to watch this one, the Scientologists are fucking nuts, this clip from his upcoming documentary is also quite hilarious.

http://junkee.com/first-clip-louis-therouxs-scientology-film-tense-hell/75819

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... and all the other things floating around out there / Wrong Forum

« on: April 08, 2016, 01:27:59 am »

Wrong

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General Off Topic / Mad Max: Fury Road *Probably contains Spoilers*

« on: May 31, 2015, 09:25:51 am »

I used the search function and couldn't find anything on this and was pretty surprised, the original Mad Max movies were epic, well Beyond the Thunderdome was a bit lame lol but the first two are great.

Saw the new movie on Friday, overall I really enjoyed it, even with its flaws. I think Tom Hardy is pretty decent in most movies but I'm still not sure about him as Max, maybe I will need to watch it again, but I didn't think he was as convincing as he could have been, or maybe it's just because I was expecting the racist maniac Mel Gibson-esque Max. He still played a good part and I don't think there are many other people I'd have want to have seen as Max, it probably doesn't help that the dialogue for Max seemed even more limited than ever, but perhaps that is down to the characters ever increasing madness.

I thought Charlize Theron was pretty damn good as Furiosa, better than I was expecting so probably puts her in an even better light from my view, I didn't feel it was too overly cheese with a skinny little women being fairly hard as nails.

The movie didn't ever seem slow, plenty of action, all done well, it was quite a bit weirder/crazier than I thought it would be, however it did work so hey ho, they did well with the post-apocalyptic setting. Strangely I have only one huge criticism, that fucking Guitarist with the flamethrowing guitar, yeah okay I got the picture the first time you zoomed in on him, you don't need to keep doing it, the character looked cringey as fuck in his lame pose with his attention whoring guitar and every time they kept focusing on him in a scene I cringed hard to the point of anger, it was just silly and I would have been happy to see him die a lot sooner, it seemed like something a 12 year old would find cool. In fact I'm hoping someone with good editing skills will remove most of his pointless screen time and release a Mad Max: Fury Edit like the Phantom Edit was for removing Jar Jar Binks pointless cringey bullshit from Star Wars Episode 1 lol.

Anyone else think the guitar guy was the Jar Jar Binks of Fury Road? opinions on the movie? I think I am going to have to watch it again to get a stronger opinion to be honest, but I'd say it's worth a watch even if it's not the greatest of movies.

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General Discussion / Warband free weekend on Steam + on sale 75% off

« on: July 10, 2014, 08:45:09 pm »

Maybe now is a time to try get the word around for CRPG or to convince those friends who haven't got Warband to try it out, I don't really play much myself any more but I'm still going to see if I can persuade anyone to come and get their shit pushed in on EU1.

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General Off Topic / RIP Rik Mayall

« on: June 09, 2014, 07:55:13 pm »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27770266

Sad to see him go at just 56 years of age, top guy that gave our country a whole lot of simple but brilliantly funny comedy, watched and laughed at his shows and sketches since I was a kid and I'll continue enjoying his work until I kick the bucket myself.

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Strategus Issues / Transfer drop down menu

« on: March 10, 2014, 04:49:17 pm »

I can't find the transfer drop down menu now ( i.e to transfer troops, gold etc ), it's gone for me and someone else in TS yesterday also said they can't see it anymore either. Has something changed or is it bugged? it's just completely vanished for me lol.

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Game Balance Discussion / Long Hafted Spiked Mace

« on: February 18, 2014, 05:36:19 pm »

One of the coolest weapons in the game. I haven't used polearms for a long time but I decided to check out some of my old favourites and this weapon looks like shit now. It does have  knockdown and 138 length but as we all know this is polearm length and it's also a polearm that is meant to be swung, the thrust sucks. It has just 92 speed and it also suffers the unbalanced trait and just to note, it doesn't crush through either. It only has a weight of 3.

BUFF THIS WEAPON!! I wanna see this back on the battlefield as a viable choice. The bar mace beats it in every field barring length, which it doesn't actually beat it by much when we consider the 2h animation swing range bonus, and the polearms range loss on all attacks barring the thrust. Bar mace gets 1.5 more weight than the LHSM which is a pretty substantial amount when knockdowns enter the calculations, the Bar mace also has 3 more damage ( again adding to the knockdown % ) and 1 more speed. Do something with this weapon to make it balanced, even if it costs more, it's cool as fuck, making it heavier, more damaging or one of either would make the most sense to make it fair when comparing with the bar mace. But just do something, plz, just plz.

Would love to use this again one day without feeling gimped, SO FOR THE LHSM, BUFF BUFF BUFF.

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Sell/Trade / Old HA gear for trade/sale

« on: February 11, 2014, 04:47:57 pm »

+3 Horn Bow
+3 Tatar Arrows
+3 Destrier

I am interested in

+3 Shields
+3 Body Armours
+3 Gloves
+3 Helmets
+3 1h Axes

I may also be willing to trade for LP + gold if the offer is right, by right I mean reasonable, the marketplace is already plagued with greed driven offers that serve no purpose but to fill the pockets of fat gold hoarding neckbeards.

The +3 trades will come with little gold, I am not a gold vendor, I may agree to add some gold if I really like the item but you're dreaming if you think I will add even 50k, so don't waste your time offering if you only had earning some gold in mind rather than actually just wanting to trade. I also don't ask for gold from trades, I'm not here to make money.

Last of all, if you don't like my trading rules, don't post about it in here, just go fuck yourself.

 

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General Off Topic / Babadook

« on: January 29, 2014, 01:47:10 am »

Yeah this looks like a good one to make my girlfriend watch so she is scared shitless when I go to work my night shifts, I like these kind of movies but the main attraction is watching them with my girlfriend to see how much she shits herself.

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... and all the other things floating around out there / Giving away a couple of Steam gifts

« on: January 06, 2014, 05:38:44 pm »

Dawn of War 2: Retribution, all you need for the Multiplayer, so it's only worth asking for this if you plan on playing the MP, it still has SP but will be limited due to not having the original game + chaos rising expansion, but who the fuck gets an RTS game for the SP anyway.

 Please don't ask me for this game if you're not going to really play it as I'm sure there are people on the forum who will get some decent hours out of this, it costs £20 in the Steam store so don't be greedy and ask for this just for the sake of having it. Also don't ask for it if you have an ancient PC as lag is a shit excuse for being a burden to your team in MP games.

I also have two gift packs of "The Ship", a 7+ year old niche game made on the Source Engine that didn't sell well at all, I imagine the Multiplayer might be as dead as it was on release. You need to play with other players to really get the most out of this game and there probably aren't many people that play it, so I don't care who takes these I just don't want them looking ugly in my Inventory anymore. It's actually quite a fun game if you do get a match with real players and not bots.

I also just noticed I have a 50% off Crusader Kings 2 gift voucher in my inventory too so if anyone here is planning on buying the game BEFORE the end of January then you can have this, don't ask me for it if you will not buy the game before then as it expires on February the 1st.

SO

Dawn of War 2: Retribution
The Ship x2 x1
50% off CK2 voucher

Ask in this thread and I'll give them out accordingly, don't PM me, it's not a race, it's not first come first serve so don't get butthurt if I decide I feel someone else will appreciate the gift more.

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General Off Topic / Avatar - Shit movie, only decent character with the best quote

« on: December 31, 2013, 03:15:00 pm »

So yeah, whilst I didn't like the movie much, I think this quote is still awesome, humans are awesome. Don't downvote me or my son will cry.

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General Off Topic / Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat

« on: December 18, 2013, 04:31:18 am »

I lold