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NA (Official) / Ban CrackFiend

« on: November 11, 2015, 07:34:28 am »

BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. Name of your character involved :LordandSaviorGeorgeZimmerman
2. Name of offending character(s) :CrackFiend
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible: 10:25pm PST 11/10/2015
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after.: Crackfiend TW'd me repeatedly with his couched lance and then killed my horse.  This is round one of a new map, so I am not sure why he was upset.  The previous round we were facing off against eachother and I had killed his horse several times, this I guess got him angry and he was trash talking.  Please check the logs.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did. :  He was upset I killed him the last round.
6. Multiple Screenshots
http://imgur.com/a/Y2qkg
7. Names of players that can witness what happened. : C_Money
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NA (Official) / Ban Noodles

« on: November 10, 2015, 02:33:45 am »

BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. Name of your character involved : LordandSaviorGeorgeZimmerman
2. Name of offending character(s): Noodles
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible: Nov 9th, 2015 - 5:25PM PST
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after. : I was riding cav, accidentally bumped noodles twice in the same round and he starts relentlessly slashing at my horse.  Killing it.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did.: He said fallout 4 was coming out later tonight and he did not care.  So I guess he is just a jerk who only follows the rules when it suits him.
6. Multiple Screenshots: below
7. Names of players that can witness what happened. : p00p5m17h
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Proof noodles saying he does not care since fallout 4 is coming out tonight. Also says this game is "ded" so it is even less of a problem for him:
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Proof of him TWing me:
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NA (Official) / Ban HoC_Watcher_Taylor

« on: January 18, 2015, 10:55:11 am »

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BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. Name of your character involved
2. Name of offending character(s)
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did.
6. Multiple Screenshots
7. Names of players that can witness what happened.
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1. Donkstar_Donkey_Thrower
2. HoC_Watcher_Taylor
3. 1:45 AM PST 1/18/2015
4. Towards the end of the round I accidentally hit Taylor with a throwing lance.  Total accident.  I ride by him and he swings and kills me.  He was at least 20 yards from the last remaining guy and killed me so I couldn't get to him first and also because he was mad I hit him with a lance!

When I confronted him about it, he told me that I shouldn't throw into fights, which he was as I said at least 20 yards away from.  I told him that it wasn't cool to intentionally tk, to which he replied "cry me a river"

5. I think he did this because he was angry I accidentally hit him with a throwing lance.  My bad bro.  Don't have to intentionally TK players because of it.

6: proof: http://i.imgur.com/dZJZMqb.jpg

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7. anyone on at the time in the screenshot

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General Discussion / wrong forum...

« on: September 19, 2014, 10:24:54 pm »

pls delete...

p.s. donkey bumps!

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General Discussion / DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap

« on: September 19, 2014, 03:45:56 am »

In collaboration with world famous producer Kurllz, a friend of donkeys everywhere and fellow donkey enthusiast, The Federal Burro of Information in association with DonkStar Productions would like to present a new WIP song geared towards all you donkey enthusiasts in the community.
https://soundcloud.com/kurllz/donkey-trap-wip

Also, we are seeking sick rap lyrics so if you think you can add something to the song, you will get credited as well as the choice to lay down some tracks.

All accepted submissions will be rewarded with One donkey fact.  Donkey facts are non transferable!

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General Off Topic / The Song of My People

« on: September 15, 2014, 03:13:29 am »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsyIcJIy-yM
Ride that donkey donkey

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NA (Official) / Ban Request: TG679

« on: September 10, 2014, 06:12:45 am »

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BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. Name of your character involved:
Donkey_Thrower_V
2. Name of offending character(s)
TG679
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible
9:07 PM PST
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after.
At the start of the round, I held back for less than 2 seconds to await cav on the hill and TG679 walked up to the front of my donkey and whiffed a stab attack.  I knew at that moment he was going to slay my donk.  He kept hitting it until it died.  I spammed ctrl+m as much as I could but it did nothing to deter his wild donkey killing rage.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did.
he hates donkeys and is jelous of how awesome I look atop one
6. Multiple Screenshots
http://i.imgur.com/kNk80FE.jpg
7. Names of players that can witness what happened.
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NA (Official) / Ban Request: HoC_Cosby

« on: September 07, 2014, 02:21:44 am »

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BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. Name of your character involved:
Donkey Thrower
2. Name of offending character(s):
HoC_Cosby
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible:
5:15 PM PST 9/6/2014
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after.
I was riding my donk around trying to kill people and cosby blocked my path.  He proceded to slash my donkey 4 times and killed it then wrote "tango down".  I said "WTF" then told him I'd post a ban thread for killing my donkey.  He then slashed me and TK'd me.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did.
He doesn't care about the rules and probably thinks he is above them
6. Multiple Screenshots
http://imgur.com/a/AJdw4
7. Names of players that can witness what happened.
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Sell/Trade / WTT: +3 Light Kuyak for +3 Donkey

« on: August 26, 2014, 08:21:40 pm »

Looking for a +3 Donkey! I have for trade a +3 Light Kuyak.

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General Discussion / Donkey Facts

« on: July 23, 2014, 07:41:03 pm »

Fact: Riding a donkey makes your team much more likely to win and thus gain multi!

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NA (Official) / Ban PsiSigma

« on: July 01, 2014, 08:54:02 am »

BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. Name of your character involved
Donkey Thrower
2. Name of offending character(s)
PsiSigma
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible
11:48 PM PST
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after.
I was riding my donkey and PsiSigma hit me in the head as I was riding by,  taking almost all of my health.  After typing "WTF that took all my health", he replied "Rekt", I started moving again, only to have psysigma turn around and thrust right into my chest tking me.  He said "rekt" again after I died
5. Why you think the offender did what he did.
Not sure, could have accidentally donkey bumped him? IDK, if I bump sombody I usually say I'm sorry so not sure why he'd be mad at that, maybe he just hates donkeys.  But he definitely did it on purpose.
6. Multiple Screenshots
http://imgur.com/a/akmcE

7. Names of players that can witness what happened.
trueshot
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Also of note, I brought up that I made a ban thread he said "oh well I can always buy another copy, not that hard"

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NA (Official) / Ban Bicep2 and Cleveland_The_Slotharm

« on: May 24, 2014, 09:19:52 am »

//Bicep2 and Cleveland_The_Slotharm

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BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. Name of your character involved
Thomas Thistlewood

2. Name of offending character(s)
Bicep2 and Cleveland_The_Slotharm

3. Time and server, as accurately as possible
NA1 approx 12:10-12:15 AM PST

4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after.
I was a bit late to spawn so When I came in I immediately went right.  I saw Bicep2 and his friend (not sure who) spamming "sheath/unsheath" behind a rock.  I ran up to them and followed them to fight off enemes.  The Bicep2 and his friend walked up to Cleveleand and spammed their sheath at him, cleveland spammed sheath at them back and they just sat there spamming not fighting.  I came up and stabbed cleveland because I want to play and Bicep2 and his friend just stood there while I got killed.

After this, Bicep2's friend got hit with an arrow but both Bicep2 and Cleveland continued to stand next to eachother and spam the sheath.  After about 20 seconds, Cleveland walked away while Bicep2 continued standing there.

5. Why you think the offender did what he did.
Brocoding

6. Multiple Screenshots
http://imgur.com/a/GkK6S

7. Names of players that can witness what happened.
screenshots speak for themselves
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NA (Official) / Ban Jaren_MB and HoC_RedDeath

« on: May 22, 2014, 09:28:59 am »

1. Name of your character involved 
Thomas_Thistlewood

2. Name of offending character(s)
Jaren_MB and HoC_RedDeath

3. Time and server, as accurately as possible
5/22/2014 12:00-12:08 AM PST

4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after.
Jaren_MB and HoC_RedDeath were the last two alive and both met at the flags.  They waited at the flag for aprox 2 minutes standing next to each other and occasionally punching one another.  This went on until the end of the round, everyone who was on chatting at the time was pretty angry.

5. Why you think the offender did what he did.
Because they enjoy making other people wait for the round to finish? A bad troll?

6. Multiple Screenshots
Here is the gallery with the screenshots
http://imgur.com/a/KcPDt

7. Names of players that can witness what happened.
anyone who was on at the time.  The pictures speak for themselves.

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EU (Official) / Ban Jaren_MB and HoC_ReadDeath

« on: May 22, 2014, 09:15:23 am »

wrong section

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EU (Official) / Unban Thomas_Thistlewood and Ban Zwaistun_the_Grey

« on: May 11, 2014, 12:37:55 pm »

http://forum.melee.org/eu-(official)/ban-thomas_thistlewood/

This guy was trolling my friend King_porkchop and myself all night long team wounding us and calling us names.  Check the chat logs.  He kept blocking my ballista and forcing me to shoot him.  Total garbage.

He was also running infront of me and baiting my attacks so he could report me that is the team wounds you saw earlier.

I was pretty much running ballista all night since he kept getting in the way of my attacks.  He would frequently steal my ballista and waste the rounds.  A few times he jumped infront of it and baited a tw.

I've been banned in the past and I don't intend to be in the future so here is my proof.
http://imgur.com/a/isO70/all