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General Discussion / Farewell Dear Asheram
« on: December 17, 2023, 10:52:24 pm »
Good night, sweet prince.
May you play a better version of Bannerlord in your eternal slumber.

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General Discussion / Dupre has HIV ( Agi is GAY )
« on: August 15, 2017, 11:33:30 pm »
Dupre
Wants me

To be an agi whore
I know you've heard this all before
Scum that I ignore
They think plums lost it!

The market it hands me my shit
Sure, im out the door, fully equipped
Stone throw on NA_1 quick, to make a profit!
nobody move, nobody fuckin--

DONT TAKE ME PLATE  AWAY
I HARDLY PLAYED SINCE YESTERDAY
HOW THE FUCK AM I
SUPPOSED TO PLAY TOMORROW?

COLD TUR-KEY DOESNT FIT
NO! IT MAKES ME PLAY LIKE
FUCKIN SHIT
WITH NO, PLATE TO SHARE
OR EVEN TO BORROW!?!?

You say you play CRPG
I say dupre
has HIV
we

LIVE A LIFE OF MISERY AND SORROW!

AND OH IT IS A BLEEDING SHAME
SURE, YOU KNOW I WANT TO PLAY AGAIN
AND ILL
KEEP ON WANTIN TO, TILL WE REACH TOMORROW
"tomorrow never comes does it?" - dupre
"no, it never does son." - chadz

DONT TAKE ME PLATE AWAY
I HARDLY PLAYED SINCE YESTERDAY
HOW THE FUCK
AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY
TOMORROW?

COLD TUR-KEY DOESNT FIT
NO! IT MAKES ME PLAY LIKE
FUCKIN SHIT
WITH NO, PLATE TO SHARE
OR EVEN TO BORROW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8EGVVQSuNg

Give me my fuckin Pork'n'Beans Plate'n'Bec back bitch!

ima

DO THE THINGS I WANNA DO
LAUGH MY BALLS OFF WHEN I STOMP YOUR CREW
WEAR MY PLATE AND I WILL ROCK MY BEC
SO WHAT ITS LAME BITCH I DO NOT GET REKT

IM NOT GONNA WEAR THE ARMOR YOU LIKE
IM FINE AND DANDY WITH THE QUEER INSIDE
I LOOK IN THE MIRROR
TEN OUTTA TEN WOULD BANG
DUPRE'S CRPG IS JUST
NOT MY THANG
EH! (a?)

every knight likes to play in a special mod
where agi is considered gay
and Allers is god.

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General Discussion / You failed.
« on: August 15, 2017, 06:47:36 pm »
You're all like "changes are coming! PRAS DUPRE!"

Im all like "yeah right"

"why so little faith?" you ask...

why the fuck would you ask me that? I was even humble on some "prove me wrong" shit.

well...you failed.

Nice discord btw, in all the times ive visited ive yet to see Dupre once. check today....nothing but James/Uthyr debating terrorism with Oberyn, as well as daily reminders on how fucking broken this mod has become.

TLDR: perhaps control of crpg should've been given over to someone ...else. Someone whose immune system doesn't get magically compromised with aids every time he fucks something up.

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cRPG Technical problems / DTV xp bug
« on: June 20, 2017, 11:34:50 pm »
Just a quick headsup, the xp gained from DTV rounds is currently not being recorded on the actual site. Dupre is aware of the issue, but for the time being, DTV is playable but not grindable.

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Gentlemen,

 On this day, I, like the other Greyt GOBBLIN Kings that have been blessed to lead you, transcend into nerdvana. I had done all that one could set out to do, except for one last thing: the ridiculous nonsensical shit posting for the amusement of small children.

Back when I was a serious shitscrub, Daruvian whom I admire, once obliterated me with a single simple sentence: that while my skills were sharp, my primitive mind was incapable of coming up with anything comically creative and utterly unique.

Stating thusly: "when the day comes that you find yourself staring at a massive pile of bullshit, dont run from it, dont warn others of what they might they might see, walk towards it, and draw a smiley face in it, and guide others toward it, so that all may see it for what it is: a ridiculous pile of hot steaming bullshit, smiling back at ya." (not even close to exact quote forgive me senpai)

Exactly one year ago, I gave Daruvian the advice I am now giving myself
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And so it is with a heavy heart I hereby name my successor, for there is one full plated pos 2h sword wielding scumbag amongst you with the skills, and insanity, to once again: LEAD THE GOBBLINS TO GREYTNESS!

Funny thing is, guy thinks I hate him, no no, Cikel, its fear you smell, for all great men, destined to become King, recognize the man who will replace them.
Your skills match my own, you dont shy away from shit talk, and when you posted the duck dick, informing the masses who may have otherwise been uninformed "ALL DUCKS ARE RAPISTS"

In was in that post Plumbo knew...that fucking autist is destined for greytness.

May Havelle The Humble always remain both Speaker and Listener of our grand cult. He has a new King to serve.
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ALL
HAIL
KING
CIKEL!!!


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General Discussion / BigPlumbo Vs. BlackPanda (Reasonable Racism)
« on: April 28, 2017, 12:27:48 am »
Gentlemen,

seeing as heskey took his sweet time hitting me back with...absolutely nothing, i have decided to challenge a more competent and confident opponent. a 12 year old mexican. kinda sad, ffs hesk, even james swung harder, and spun faster!
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idk if heskey is completely bitchmade now or just temporarily missing his balls, i cant force him to shit talk, much like the trannies insist on reminding me "JUST CUZ I WAS A BORN A MAN AND HAVE A BALLSACK, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN FORCE ME TO ACT LIKE ONE AND USE IT!" fair enough

while we wait for heskey to find his missing manhood, i now declare war: on BlackPanda

brilliant isnt it? a wonderfully worded well crafted piece of extreme racism, cleverly hidden within his own name. for those not on the inside of the joke, or unable to realize the sheer brilliance of it, you have to take into context the biological nature of the two creatures specified in his name. you see, blacks and panda bears have a commonality, specifically the similarity between how they operate sexually.

most every creature's main sexual objective is reproduction for the betterment of your species. except in the case of african americans and asian panda bears, producing a(an?) offspring is the last on the priority list, to such an extent, both pandas and blacks go to excessive measures to remain childless.

and so you see, its quite clever, brilliant yet simplistic, a truly sly way for some incredibly racist pos to get away with saying

NIGGAS ACT LIKE PANDAS

and then it hit me: what if, its not about bears'n'blacks fucking, what if, its about...color (colour? go fuck urself)
to which i say: WTF do you mean Black? your like, half white, or at least partially so.

and while you can argue you didnt name yourself ALLBLACKPANDA the implication is still being made.
heres the thing, if you *were* an all black panda...you would not be a panda...you'd be a blackbear

the failure, inability or sheer laziness to recognize acknowledge and appreciate the differences between the various sub groups is utter disrespect showing complete contempt for the entire species as a whole!

are you not human? take potatoes birds! for instance. we as humans are able to differentiate between the vast and wide variety of birds, not only by speech and migratory patterns, but also their color codings. it occurred to my obviously mental ass that calling yourself BlackPanda is akin to making the statement "all birds are JUST birds" ...MUTHERFUCKER!

ill have you know there are like...seven...teen...THOUSAND different types of birds, few of the them with the same colorings and many of them look simply magnificent.
for you to imply the insignificance of how a(an?) animal is properly colored is unfuckingacceptable and i will not have it!

the only possible defense you could have for such shameless ignorance, is that you are, infact, colorblind. i dont think you are.
maybe you are on some pretentious politically correct philosophical kind of color blindness. let me tell ya, the people that honestly think they transcend racisms on some "everyone is equal" bullshit, are thee most racist mutherfuckers out there. you dont get to paint the world with a single brush stroke whose only color is grey.

im grey and i can assure you, we, are NOT, equals.
this is exactly the sort of arrogant human bullshit Carl Sagan tried to warn us about in his imfamous speech "let birds, be birds"
because we arnt equal, we do have difference, we should accept and be proud of those differences whatever they are, the idea that we are all gonna go colorblind one day and completely erase all borders, colors, races, creeds? NO!

pandas are not fucking black, they just act like it, idc if you think they are like other bears, they arnt, like blacks, they dont have sex to reproduce, they simply, fuck for fun, and we arnt gonna change that about them anytime soon and its fucking racist for us to try.
let the friends be.


GURG: Heskey is still being a bitch and blackpanda is incredibly racist toward color schemes.
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General Off Topic / you kids are all fucking retarded.
« on: April 16, 2016, 04:58:49 am »
you just cant win with this community. the great social experiment that it is... and yeah, i know, im not supposed to be posting anymore...i suppose i do because deep down i realize i love most of you know nowadays...and its hurts to see you all act...so fucking retarded.

any one who thinks a shit ton of people got banned for saying a word...is fucking retarded.

any one who is warned not to do something...then does it...then acts surprised that there is consequences..is fucking retarded

any one who fallows lemmings off a cliff simply because everyone else is doing it...is fucking retarded

any one who quits something they say they are committed to...especially if its their own fault...is fucking retarded

any one who blames other people for their own mistakes...is fucking retarded

any one who purposely tries to get banned...then bitches and whines when they get banned...is fucking retarded

any one who gives people a ban, people who tried to get banned, got banned and bitched about it...anyone who gives them a break...is fucking retarded

any one who stands with people who tried to get banned...then got banned...then bitched about it...is fucking retarded

anyone who tries to get banned, gets banned, bitches about it, then gets let off the hook, and STILL bitches about it...is fucking retarded

the list goes on and on and on, and this is only one singular event out of hundreds of thousands...basically, you, crpg players, as a peoples, are all fucking retarded. most of you are complete douchbag trolls, as if thats a good thing...the rest of you are guilty by association, trollishness is infectious and we are all becoming slowly fucking retarded by staying here. either by succumbing to the trollishness or fucking putting up with it. you all want a good reason to leave the mod...make it that one...not some whiny lame ass typical crpg hypocritical bullshit.



now move the fuck on and quit acting so fucking retarded, damn.

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General Discussion / No Escape ( even at work )
« on: January 30, 2016, 12:01:18 am »
There is literally no fucking escape from this shit, i promise not to play, and then play. I promise not to post stupid shit on the forum, and then i post stupid shit on the forum.

Its like smoking, its honestly, that fucking addicting for me. You quit for a bit, try one puff just to prove it doesnt have a hold over you, and boom, you're fucking hooked again on complete garbage that literally kills you as a person inside.

You wake up, go to work, and instead of actually making sure shit gets done...you reword the song Troublemaker by Weezer to fit crpg...


Im a fucking star, I dont care if you hate
People look at me and get jelly of my plate
Scrubs always ask, they try to understand
Why i am so unlike the racist frenchmans in the other clans

Hes a mystery, its true
No one has a clue
There isnt anybody else exactly like NOU
and when its party time
like 1999

*NOU PARTIES BY HIMSELF*

BECAUSE IM SUCH A SPECIAL GUY!

YEAH!

IMA PRO PLAYER, NEVER BEEN IN ACRE, IM THE FORUMS SAVIOUR

I SAY WHAT I WANT!

IMA CHAOS SLAYER, COMPARED TO GAYS, THEY'RE GAYER

I DONT HAVE THE AGI TO KEEP UP WITH THESE CUNTS

CUNTS!

I DONT HAVE THE PATIENCE

SPAMMY LITTLE FUCKS

CUNTS!

YEAH I DONT HAVE THE PATIENCE

to play with chaos scrubs



I need fucking help...i do that shit...OFTEN, i have a (an? ) entire list of stupid crpg songs.




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Spam / FREEDOM! ( FAREWELL FORUMS )
« on: January 15, 2016, 12:27:39 am »
in 3

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Spam / Rip chaos
« on: January 13, 2016, 06:51:48 pm »
Posting in spam seeing its gonna get moved to spam asap anyway.

So after reking Ost last night, hes decided to quit the game for good...LOLZ

you chaos scum, so fucking funny, i aint even gonna go on about weshouldservebeer, the admin monopoly or canary reign over strat forums...the worst is that: your clan completely destroyed and changed the mod for the worst...and now that EVERYONE is the same high lvl agi spamming cunt chaos is...chaos dont wanna play?

awww, whats a matter? game is suddenly more boring without your lvl advantage and ability to spam others into the dust? agi arcade bullshit not as fun as str was? hmm, and who do we have to blame for that? hmmmmm.

fucking destroyed str, on the ground that they didnt take WM, all the while you min-maxing racist frenchmans didnt take any IF.

so now that there are LOTS of lil racist frenchmans with shields that take more dmg than plate, lil 1h swords that do massive speed bonus dmg even with only 5-6 ps, the ability the run away from every fight where you might get ganked...now that chaos has lost all their advantages that they abused for years and forced the rest of us to play...now game is boring?

lol, just lol, id say rip chaos...but its a chaos mod, theres tons of high lvl agi spamming chaos cunts out there that think they are all that.

and the thing to really keep in mind, you fucks did this to YOURSELF, this mod really could have gone on for a long long time, but you lads, tydeus, san, etc thought you had a better version of crpg in mind: CRPG the Agi mod...lol. finally admit how fucking trash your clanmates dumbass ideas were huh Ost?

ive been on a spree of positivity and forgiveness. as ive realized most of the mods problems ive ranted about, are the result of being a NA player, stuck in the horrible autistic nonintellectual wasteland that is NA CRPG. and its my choice to play this these lame ass hypocritical doucebags, ive come to accept what NA is and will always be.

that being said, i dont think ill ever forgive \ forget Chaos.


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Spam / WHERE IS CLOCKWORK?!?!?!
« on: January 13, 2016, 04:39:33 am »
steellbunnned4gud?

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Spam / EU is bad because...
« on: January 13, 2016, 04:38:57 am »
discuss

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Spam / NA is bad because...
« on: January 13, 2016, 04:38:01 am »
discuss

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Spam / CRPG is bad because...
« on: January 13, 2016, 04:37:40 am »
discuss

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General Discussion / Cheers Dupre
« on: January 08, 2016, 06:29:06 pm »
Your committed devotion to keeping crpg going, has taken off a bit of the shameful sting of admitting to people "yes, i still play crpg"

keep at it.

its appreciated.

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