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After a night full of prayers, I had a vision of the Holy chadz. (Read:After a wholle night drinking beer and party)
chadz the Holy One, blessed be His Name, told me that He, chadz the Holy One, Blessed be His Name, saw me, Knight Bruttus of Acre, how I felt.
I, Knight Bruttus of Acre, told the chadz Holy One, Blessed is His Name, that I felt humbled and betrayed when the Goblinking adopt a new law in order to humiliate the Knights of Acre.

I told to chadz the Holy One, blessed be his name, that I, Knight Bruttus of Acre, was sorry to follow our foolish King, King James of Acre to the path of darkness, so from now on, I, Knight Brutus Acre want to follow the path of enlightenment, but I do not know how.

Suddenly the Holy chadz, Blessed be His Name, raised his hand up and hit me in the face, and told me that this hit on mine face was to wake you up.
The Holy chadz, Blessed be His Name, told me that I, Knight Bruttus of Acre, to organize a crusade against the Evil and their armies.

I asked the Holy chadz, how to do that, I'm just one guy, and probably no one would follow me.
And very likely my King, King James of Acre, will not approve it, or even of my property, titles or even removed from Acre. I need at least permission from my king, King James of Acre.
And if, a very BIG if, mine king, King James of Acre approves off this, what can I do with one small army, an independent faction...
Suddenly I felt again a slap on my face, and when I looked up, I saw the Holy chadz Blessed be his Name, a smile on his face, and told me that I do not have to worry about it.
Preach on the forums what are your intentions, prove it in Strat. Apoint leaders that are qualified to take over the lead in your battles, protect the weak....
In time, the other factions will probably see this, and they fight side by side to defeat the Evil.

And then I suddenly woke up, went to the barracks of my soldiers, and told them what I saw.
Nobody believed me, but they all wanted one thing, revenge towards the Goblins and theyre allies.
They wanted WAR, even under the guise of a holy crusade, the troops under the command of Knight Bruttus of Acre, would take their revenge for the humiliation they were extended to by the Goblins.

My Edit of this shit

After a night full of masturbation, I had a vision of the Holy chadz. (Read:After a hole night ducking dick)
chadz and his holy cock, blessed be His name, told me that He, chadz the Holy fuckboi, Blessed be His Name, saw me, Generic Fuckboi of Gayacre, how I felt.
I, Knight Bruttus of GayAcre, told the chadz Holy fuckboi, Blessed is His Name, that I felt hung and dry when the Goblinking adopt a new sex slave in order to humiliate the Knights of Gayacre.

I told to chadz the Holy fuckboi, blessed be his name, that I, Generic Fuckboi of Gaycre, was sorry to follow our foolish King, King Fuckboi of Acre to the path of darkness, so from now on, I, Generic Fuckboi of Gayacre want to follow the path of Castration, but I do not know how.

Suddenly the Holy fuckboi chadz, Blessed be His Name, raised his cock in hand and hit me in the face, and told me that this hit on mine face was to wake you up.
The Holy fuckboi chadz, Blessed be His Name, told me that I, Generic Fuckboi of Gayacre, to organize a orgy with all the gayacre my old friends and take all of the cumshots in the name of Fuckboi chadz

I asked the Holy fuckboi chadz, how to do that, I'm just ugly, and probably no one would fuck me.
And very likely my King, King Fuckboi of Acre, will not approve it, or even of my chode, or even being removed of my titties. I need at least permission from my king, King Fuckboi of Acre.
And if, a very BIG if, mine king, King fuckboi of gayAcre approves off this, what can I do with one small COCK, an endependent black women...
Suddenly I felt again a slap on my face, and when I looked up, I saw the Holy fuckboi chadzand his massivecock, Blessed be his Name, a smile on his face, and told me that I do not have to worry about it.
Preach on the forums what are your intentions, prove it in a orgy. appoint ssssex slave masters leaders that are qualified to take over the faction and break off from your dumb ass.
In time, the other factions will probably see that you are really weak, and they fight against you because EZ kill.

And then I suddenly woke up, went to the sex dungeon of my slaves, and told them what I saw.
Nobody believed me, but they all wanted one thing, COCK
They wanted COCK, even under the guise of a holy orgy, the slaves under the command of Generic Fuckboi of GayAcre, would take revenge on Generic Fuckboi of GayAcre and cut off his COCK.

Diplomacy / Re: Dear James

« on: March 04, 2016, 05:44:38 am »

GOD DAMN

Suggestions Corner / Re: Gunpowder in cRPG

« on: February 21, 2016, 07:05:55 am »

Sure why not +1

Diplomacy / Re: Brotherhood vs Confederacy War

« on: February 18, 2016, 04:34:19 am »

Also this meme asserts Tristans claim on Dhirim. As it was made prior to the strat reset. < Knightmare logic
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Diplomacy / Re: Brotherhood vs Confederacy War

« on: February 18, 2016, 04:29:24 am »

fact is knightmare tried to manipulate us and tried to make us bow down to him without a fight. We will not be cucked by someone that openly shit talks us while were trying to help him. Knightmare has also made promises in the past and hasn't kept them. Calradian confederacy isnt a faction that can be simply pushed around by some "fuck boi troy" named knightmare and we will make an example out of your foolish mistakes.
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General Discussion / Re: The Great Ranged Holocaust (Oy Vey!) of 2016 - Should we make it happen?

« on: February 08, 2016, 02:02:34 am »

Might as well throw cav in there to

Announcements / Re: 0.4.4.0

« on: February 03, 2016, 05:25:42 am »

Thanks for the hard work and dedication Dupre. But where is the 700 reach COUCHABLE pike with a difficulty of 3?

Events & Tournaments / Re: 2v2 TOURNAMENT(NA) Dupre Approved! 1/30/16 Prizes

« on: February 01, 2016, 12:44:33 am »

Player Name(who gets the reward):Champion_Ufoinsky
Team:Subs

Diplomacy / Some dank ass memes in Nova Tosdhar, come buy that dank shit up

« on: January 30, 2016, 05:52:06 am »

Hey its Ufoinsky and im here with a ONCE IN A LIFE TIME OFFER! Have you ever wanted everyone to come to your battle and they were like "Nah u dont have dem dank ass no power throw, throwing lances" Well No more! Come on down to UfoinsI love you Truckstop Handy Factory and ill guarantee you a 48% discount on Masterwork European Lance's. But wait thats not all we have some dank ass siege equipment discounts between 1% or 50%. And you know what whilst your at Nova tosdhar why dont you sell all those crates of exotic (insert goods produced by a village/castle/town here) and increase the prosperity of this beautiful Swadian village so that way i can discount some shit even more!

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General Discussion / Re: Billy Maes Cant Jump(Random NA1 fun times i accidentally recorded)

« on: January 23, 2016, 08:02:44 am »

i was there

Events & Tournaments / Re: 2v2 TOURNAMENT(NA) Dupre Approved! 1/30/16 Prizes

« on: January 04, 2016, 04:10:32 am »

Quote from: Taser on January 04, 2016, 03:56:35 am

Innnn.

Team name: Elite Couch Potatoes
Team Tag: ECP
Both names of the participants: ECP_Tasa, ECP_Kale
Contact info: Ur mom (rekt #gottum#etc) but for real you got me on steam

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Sorry your team has to have a combined penis size of 4 inches before you can enter

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