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Announcements / Re: Donkey Crew is back!

« on: May 11, 2018, 07:19:37 pm »

Contrary to stereotypes, our living and working conditions improved dramatically when moving from Belfast to China

everyone knows belfast is literally the worst place in the world

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General Discussion / Re: Need cRPG Screenshots - Paying 50k Per.

« on: April 29, 2018, 04:50:55 pm »

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General Off Topic / Re: covers, that are better than the original

« on: April 26, 2018, 03:12:23 am »

maybe not better than the originals but certifiably great covers and a few quick favourites i thought of

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cRPG Technical problems / Re: I cant reforge some of my +3's, because they are locked.

« on: April 23, 2018, 03:45:10 pm »

i bought it from an untrustworthy seller.

I didnt do nothing shady.

shady af

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Suggestions Corner / Re: Take further action against panos plz

« on: April 22, 2018, 06:02:57 am »

Im glad to back Penos, the UK fully supports Panos and we denounce Armenian hating, goat fucking, kurd killing, idiots' no matter where in turkey they spawn, 

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General Discussion / Re: Remove the mod killing restrictions already.

« on: April 22, 2018, 05:57:52 am »

Kind of a shitty comment about people at least trying their best to revive and improve the mod.  I think they've done an ok job considering they're volunteering their free time to it.

in all fairness literally everyone who developed this mod did so voluntarily and in their free time. There is no reason to hold the current devs to a lesser standard than the previous ones. I'm sure we all hope they will pursue a further level of development that the previous donkeys had time to achieve.

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General Discussion / Re: Remove the mod killing restrictions already.

« on: April 21, 2018, 02:11:54 am »

A modern day Aristotle +1 Penos

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Diplomacy / Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!

« on: April 19, 2018, 10:00:01 pm »

Please add some equipment tiers, make villages the only place that can produce trade goods but can sell only low tier gear and basic siege equipment.  Castles don't produce trade goods or very few, but can sell mid / high tier gear and advanced siege eq. Towns have a higher sell price and have top tier gear e.g. plate etc. 

Also please make town and castles actually buy decent equipment for defences, peasant gear in towns is fucking retarded.

I guess that'd be really a lot of coding work though so probably that wont happen.

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Diplomacy / Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!

« on: April 19, 2018, 02:22:31 pm »

Good to see the current dev team maintaining the high standards of communication set by the donkey crew.  So glad i came back.

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Diplomacy / Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!

« on: April 17, 2018, 02:29:31 pm »

EU Strat players:

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Spam / Re: unban thread on behalf of avenge

« on: April 17, 2018, 01:05:27 am »

i bet cassi has a tiny willy and thats why you got banned

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Diplomacy / Re: It is once again the eu at the time is rebellious!

« on: April 14, 2018, 01:21:19 pm »

In my opinion, considering the very low number of active players, i would like to see eu and na combined onto only one single map, the community is so small now that this division is only further killing it.  Let the attacker set the server for the battle and offset the defensive advantage, this would make people less likely to sit in fiefs playing trade simulator and reward activity and aggression.  If the devs are planning to alter the battle scheduling system so that there is just a set window for playing that would hopefully ensure that there will be no horribly timed battles any more, that said people from eastern europe and pacific coast america are probably always going to have problems finding a time which is suitable for both.

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General Discussion / Re: I tragedy

« on: April 13, 2018, 05:28:03 pm »

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Couldn't you manipulate crime values to implement 4 and remove crime at the same time?

Crime = 100%
Crime occurrence is hourly
Crime chance is 100% again
Crime troop loss has '-' infront of the number to result in gain rather than loss.

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Diplomacy / Re: It is once again the eu at the time is rebellious!

« on: April 11, 2018, 04:56:59 pm »

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General Discussion / Re: Try this!

« on: April 09, 2018, 01:01:28 am »

If you bring back XP barn cRPG pop will be 100+ in a matter of days