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Title: how do i get a gf
Post by: Tore on December 18, 2014, 08:07:25 pm
???
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: WarLord on December 18, 2014, 08:10:03 pm
workout and be cool
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Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Man of Steel on December 18, 2014, 08:15:43 pm
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If u are looking like the typical jew, there is no way
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: SixThumbs on December 18, 2014, 08:19:23 pm
Show them your looms.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Gravoth_iii on December 18, 2014, 08:37:02 pm
Bait with candy, lock them up in your basement. Works everytime.

Also always carry the essentials around
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Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Vovka on December 18, 2014, 08:57:31 pm
go to Ukrain and buy 1
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: darmaster on December 19, 2014, 12:15:39 am
2 words: surgery and dick.

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Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: LordBerenger on December 19, 2014, 12:47:16 am
- Have 6+ inch dick.

- Be atleast 6ft tall.

- Don't live with your parents

- Have a car

- Don't be fat

- Atleast look average with your facial features

- Don't be auschwitz skinny

- Don't be afraid to ask gurls out

- Don't tell girls you like to play CRPG (only games allowed are COD, Sports games and such)

- Show confidence

- Have an okay amount of money or income

- Don't be shy

- Don't suffer from aspergers (assburgers) or autism


Fulfill all that and you will get a girlfriend in no time.



OR just buy a Russian mail order bride. Davaj Davaj Davaj and you will have Russian sex in no time )))))))) (Russian Mail Order brides are actually KGB spies you help smuggle inside country)
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 19, 2014, 12:56:57 am
Why get costly gf when Internet has free porn
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: jtobiasm on December 19, 2014, 01:17:41 am
Follow the Zyzz legacy
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: LordBerenger on December 19, 2014, 01:28:57 am
Follow the Zyzz legacy

Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: AntiBlitz on December 19, 2014, 01:48:08 am
Follow the Zyzz legacy

die?
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: SixThumbs on December 19, 2014, 01:50:02 am
- Be atleast 6ft tall.

https://twitter.com/heightismwatch

That wasn't the original I found a few months ago but I remember getting angry reading some of them (I'm 6'4).

die?

Fake tan, take shortcuts and mistake arrogance for confidence?
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: LordBerenger on December 19, 2014, 03:11:55 am
die?

Pls dont disrespect Son of Zeus
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: AntiBlitz on December 19, 2014, 03:52:38 am
Pls dont disrespect Son of Zeus

sorry i dont respect drug addicts.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Umbra on December 19, 2014, 09:19:15 am
Blasphemers of the Zyzz need not apply. Begone wretched ottermode, no gains will be bestowed upon you. Wheymen
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Xant on December 19, 2014, 11:10:17 am
https://twitter.com/heightismwatch

That wasn't the original I found a few months ago but I remember getting angry reading some of them (I'm 6'4).
Hahahah, wat
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Tore on December 19, 2014, 11:30:03 am
im 7ft tall

fuck manlets
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: LordBerenger on December 19, 2014, 12:04:08 pm
Blasphemers of the Zyzz need not apply. Begone wretched ottermode, no gains will be bestowed upon you. Wheymen

sorry i dont respect drug addicts.

Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Wiltzu on December 19, 2014, 12:06:57 pm
Get a good paying job and go to kurwalandia and get your own personal kurwa!

This is my plan.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: jtobiasm on December 19, 2014, 12:14:20 pm
die?
kunt u mad?
enjoy life being a sad kunt

fuck manlets
I'm on the borderline of a manlet, pls help
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Umbra on December 19, 2014, 12:25:31 pm
If you say you are borderline manlet that means you are a manlet
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: jtobiasm on December 19, 2014, 01:50:54 pm
If you say you are borderline manlet that means you are a manlet
5'8 brah, you decide
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: pepejul on December 19, 2014, 01:57:00 pm
Try men...

Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: JennaHaze on December 19, 2014, 02:04:00 pm
1)Lift weights eat protein
2)Stop eating sugar and candy
3)Get %6 body fat and be muscular
4)Go to festivals, concerts, etc. topless
5)Girls will get you

or shortcut:

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Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: BASNAK on December 19, 2014, 02:05:34 pm
Tore,

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Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Beauchamp on December 19, 2014, 05:01:58 pm
just make her fuck you, then there is a good chance she will eventually become your gf.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on December 19, 2014, 07:23:05 pm
just make her fuck you, then there is a good chance she will eventually become your gf.

so... a rape it is then!
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: BASNAK on December 19, 2014, 08:37:39 pm
so... a rape it is then!

Call the cops and we'll see who comes first.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on December 19, 2014, 10:10:13 pm
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Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: AwesomeHail on December 19, 2014, 10:41:41 pm
>Go to amsterdam or some other semibig dutch city, on a friday/saturday
>VMBO-sletjes.jpeg
>Have a hit of extasy or mdma
>Give some to a random drunk hot dumb girl
>she gets high
>hallucinations.gif
>???
>gf
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 19, 2014, 11:40:07 pm
6'3! tallboys squad
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Xant on December 20, 2014, 01:13:28 am
Take your uncoordinated lankiness elsewhere my old friend
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 20, 2014, 01:42:28 am
6'3 or 6'4 here

schrodingers height

how u not know how tall u are

how many years have you had to measure this
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Tore on December 20, 2014, 01:46:25 am
>Go to amsterdam or some other semibig dutch city, on a friday/saturday
>VMBO-sletjes.jpeg
>Have a hit of extasy or mdma
>Give some to a random drunk hot dumb girl
>she gets high
>hallucinations.gif
>???
>gf

>memeposting on a forum
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on December 20, 2014, 02:16:59 am
6'3 or 6'4 here

schrodingers height

how u not know how tall u are

how many years have you had to measure this

it's a technicality:

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Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: the real god emperor on December 20, 2014, 10:03:27 am
How much is 6 ft? 180 cm?
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: WarLord on December 20, 2014, 10:53:00 am
mericans gib a good cm/m to whatever that other measure of yours is translator, I seriously can't find one.

What does 6'5 mean anyway, 6 feet tall and 5 feet wide, or what? I dun get it.  :|
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Utrakil on December 20, 2014, 10:58:06 am
mericans gib a good cm/m to whatever that other measure of yours is translator, I seriously can't find one.

What does 6'5 mean anyway, 6 feet tall and 5 feet wide, or what? I dun get it.  :|
it is 6 feet and 5 inches.
this equals to 6*30.48cm + 5*2.54cm
So 6'5 = 195.58cm = 1.96m
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Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Xant on December 20, 2014, 10:58:34 am
How much is 6 ft? 180 cm?
Google is so hard to use
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Kafein on December 20, 2014, 12:17:48 pm
Google is so hard to use

I can sympathize with the mental resistance to brainrape units.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: WarLord on December 20, 2014, 12:36:24 pm
it is 6 feet and 5 inches.
this equals to 6*30.48cm + 5*2.54cm
So 6'5 = 195.58cm = 1.96m
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Yep, I find some converter but they suck and I am to dumb to use ...

So, I am a good, average 6'3 then.  :P
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Kalam on December 21, 2014, 12:06:12 am
Real advice: make lots of friends, of both sexes. Hang out with them. Pay attention to the little things about yourself, and improve them. Make an effort to be the person you want to be- go to Meetups and stuff.

Eventually, people will show interest. When they do, return it.

Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Xant on December 21, 2014, 12:20:59 am
Real advice: treat girls as if they were real people. Look at how most people are "hitting on girls." Do the opposite. Don't be a try-hard.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Andswaru on December 21, 2014, 12:25:41 am
Also, most people I know met their "partner" at some kind of party organised by some friends who invited their work collegues and suchlike, it pays to keep socially active.

Dont be afraid to use online dating it takes the scarey part out of introducing yourself somewere in a public place and trying to find out if the person is single.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on December 21, 2014, 12:56:37 am
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Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Leshma on December 21, 2014, 01:48:57 am
You're at disadvantage, for a Welshman.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on December 21, 2014, 02:26:12 am
You're at disadvantage, for a Welshman.

Hmm?
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 21, 2014, 02:30:50 am
Real advice: be carful with roofy dosage, don't put too much in their drinks
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Leshma on December 21, 2014, 02:47:11 am
Hmm?

It's kinda hard for you to nail a sheep from behind, isn't it?
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Franke on December 21, 2014, 03:01:45 am
Real advice: treat girls as if they were real people. Look at how most people are "hitting on girls." Do the opposite. Don't be a try-hard.


I think his question was "How do I get a gf?" and not "How do I get into the friendzone?"...
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Franke on December 21, 2014, 03:47:53 am
Girls are like cats, if you move towards one directly they scarper off playfully and you never catch them, but if you sidle next to them subtly whilst you're pretending to look at something else then you can get right next to them, pick them up and bury your face in their soft warm fur.

Try-harding is as lame IRL as it is in games, so what if you really want that girl, do you really want *them* to know that? pff.

True satisfaction is getting that girl without working out, doing any form of exercise or using the word 'date'. You could sell your soul and work out, be 'that guy', but a man knows that he doesnt have to choose between girls and donuts, a man deserves both and he gets both.

A nice bunch of pictures you deliver here. I'm not sure which one is my favourite one - most likely the one with the cats.

I interpreted Xant's advice as "generally being a nice guy" which absolutely did not work for me ever. Subtlety sounds more promising, especially compared to try-harding.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Kalam on December 21, 2014, 06:03:38 am
A nice bunch of pictures you deliver here. I'm not sure which one is my favourite one - most likely the one with the cats.

I interpreted Xant's advice as "generally being a nice guy" which absolutely did not work for me ever. Subtlety sounds more promising, especially compared to try-harding.

The problem with self-titled 'nice guys' is that they usually treat girls differently. Is that the kind of nice guy (here's a Cracked-style article (http://jezebel.com/5838994/a-field-guide-to-nice-guys) because I'm too lazy to explain myself) you're talking about, or just a nice person who happens to be a guy?
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Christo on December 21, 2014, 08:52:40 am
A nice bunch of pictures you deliver here. I'm not sure which one is my favourite one - most likely the one with the cats.

I interpreted Xant's advice as "generally being a nice guy" which absolutely did not work for me ever. Subtlety sounds more promising, especially compared to try-harding.

His advice screams " don't give a fuck, don't tryhard, just be yourself  " :D

well worded actually, was surprised it wasn't even sarcastic or filled with vitriol for once.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Andswaru on December 21, 2014, 11:23:28 am
Xants recent posts have shown their is a person underneath that crusty old sea captain exterior that he displays normally.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Prpavi on December 21, 2014, 11:42:32 am
Be direct, no bs no games, worked for me for years. You see a girl out, approach her introduce yourself and say: I really dig you, simple as that. Only thing you need to develop for this technique is a cracken shell lvl4 and you're good  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Christo on December 21, 2014, 11:44:48 am
Only thing you need to develop for this technique is a cracken shell lvl4 and you're good  :mrgreen:

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i am funny because it goes to level 4
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Xant on December 21, 2014, 02:02:03 pm

I interpreted Xant's advice as "generally being a nice guy" which absolutely did not work for me ever. Subtlety sounds more promising, especially compared to try-harding.
There's being a nice guy and "being a nice guy." Being nice while being calm, confident, funny and a bit detached absolutely "works." I say "works" because it's kind of gay if it's just some sort of a girl-hunting tactic, just like if you're pretending to be "alpha." How most people seem to understand "try to be a nice guy" is "being a doormat", desperately vying for attention by buying drinks, etc. That's not the same at all. The difference is in being classy.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: SixThumbs on December 21, 2014, 04:43:08 pm
Nice guys finish last because girls need to cum too.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: chadz on December 21, 2014, 05:22:56 pm

and a shitload of other things...
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on December 21, 2014, 05:30:10 pm
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Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Leshma on December 21, 2014, 07:04:03 pm
chadz, do you have a girlfriend?
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: chadz on December 21, 2014, 07:05:48 pm
Not really, but.. friends. Not too keen on serious commitment right now. Life is busy enough as it is. And I'm extremely picky when it comes to partners. I don't find many people that are what I look for. That's why you have to talk to so many people :wink:
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Leshma on December 21, 2014, 07:08:43 pm
Have your mother told you are getting old and should marry a nice girl that will take care of you?
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: chadz on December 21, 2014, 07:10:25 pm
Yes, but as horrible as it sounds, as a man it's not a pressing matter. We dont hear the clock ticking so loudly :wink:
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Radament on December 21, 2014, 07:15:58 pm
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Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Umbra on December 21, 2014, 07:35:23 pm
Its easy

1. Be attractive
2. Dont be unattractive
3. ???
4. GF
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Torben on December 21, 2014, 08:22:34 pm
Yes, but as horrible as it sounds, as a man it's not a pressing matter. We dont hear the clock ticking so loudly :wink:


Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: YnScN on December 21, 2014, 09:12:30 pm
Search for Mystery Method, you all will thank me later. (It doesn't work for long relationships though..But short term it's effective!)
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Xant on December 21, 2014, 10:09:33 pm
Search for Mystery Method, you all will thank me later. (It doesn't work for long relationships though..But short term it's effective!)
That PUA shit is fucking cringeworthy.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Leshma on December 22, 2014, 12:11:42 am
If you need to study some method in order to get a girlfriend, you don't need a girlfriend. All you need is already in front of you, a computer. Can't believe we came to a point where there is manual for everything and improvisation is seen as something negative. We're just a fucking numbers, stupid bits getting shifted around.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Vibe on December 22, 2014, 11:56:16 am
ain't no guide nigga, each woman is a wonder and a curse by itself

this real world advice tho, and i can say it helps:
smell good, find some good deodorant/manfume, i noticed they like sweet smells, not those overly manly/sportly smells, but this can differ

commentary on the other shit:
a) looks do matter
b) there's a difference between being 'nice' and being a beta my old friendet
c) you're not going to hook up with a wench only on your personality, if a woman says that only personality matters to her and you believe her, you are a knave
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: chadz on December 22, 2014, 12:56:38 pm
Can't believe we came to a point where there is manual for everything and improvisation is seen as something negative.

There are many guys in the world that have trouble talking with girls. Not everyone is a natural player and knows how to make a girl consider him interesting, even though he is in fact.

What's society's answer to that? roll over and die. You want a loving relationship? well too bad, you can't have that. You're a loser for not being a smooth talking womanizer in society.

So yes, it's fine that there are pointers for people who are not natural casanovas. Talking to girls is hard for some people, but it can be learned, and it will be better for society as a whole.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: pepejul on December 22, 2014, 02:01:20 pm
Does fixing little bugs in crpg (invisible weapons for exemple) can help them finding girlz chadz ?

thank you


PEPE
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: BASNAK on December 22, 2014, 02:16:41 pm
Solution for all you betas: Convert to Islam and get an arranged marriage.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Leshma on December 22, 2014, 02:32:52 pm
I don't like Islam but some things work well for Muslims. Stable marriages, high birth rate, predominately young population.

On the western side we have, low birth rate, high divorce rate, womanizers who get married in their 50s for a sluts who won't give them children (they usually get a child of some other dude to care of), bunch of lgbt people who can't have kids of their own so they adopt less fortunate kids from other people or even countries, bunch of woman who stay alone whole their lives...

And people wonder why muslims migrate to west. To help the population growth, what else.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: karasu on December 22, 2014, 06:45:30 pm
Get some balls and talk to girls. It's all it takes. Ask them out when you feel there's enough "room" for that.

And don't expect to get lot's of "yes" feedbacks, and even on those, don't expect the dates to go smooth. After all, all it takes is one real yes.
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Shemaforash on December 25, 2014, 06:36:16 am
schrodingers height

how u not know how tall u are

how many years have you had to measure this


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Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Zhyang on December 25, 2014, 03:29:08 pm
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Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: JennaHaze on December 25, 2014, 09:57:07 pm
You go to her and tell her you like her are you phaggot m8?
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: JennaHaze on December 25, 2014, 10:05:21 pm
That's pretty gay man, telling her you like her and all...

Keep yo feelings to yourself until she's already yours.

wow
just
wow
man
that
deep
shit
i
like
it
rly
i
gave
your
+1
man
i
respect
you
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: pepejul on December 25, 2014, 10:29:03 pm
Maybe GF means Good Fight ?
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on December 25, 2014, 11:14:34 pm
Maybe GF means Good Fight ?

I thought it's Gay Fantasy...
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Zhyang on December 25, 2014, 11:40:22 pm
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Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: chesterotab on December 26, 2014, 12:02:05 am
It's almost 2015 and you guys are still into 3D women? It's time to move on to superior 2d waifus. visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: //saxon on December 26, 2014, 10:40:05 pm
Fuark
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Tore on December 28, 2014, 04:38:30 pm
wtf i was bored and made this thread and expected it to be moved to spam with 1-2 replies

7 pages

pls
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: cup457 on December 28, 2014, 04:51:51 pm
u r lying tore cant trick us

also jus b urself ;)
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Zhyang on December 28, 2014, 11:56:07 pm
u r lying tore cant trick us

also jus b urself ;)
No Tore dont be yourself
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 29, 2014, 12:32:35 am
who needs love when you have dildos Fleshlights!
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Latvian on December 29, 2014, 01:44:41 am
just wave money and they will come to you
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on December 31, 2014, 12:29:51 am
just wave money and they will come to you

although you are right, this is not a how to buy a whore thread :)
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Tore on January 11, 2015, 10:12:20 pm
why isnt life like my chinese girl cartoons
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: lombardsoup on January 11, 2015, 10:14:19 pm
why isnt wife like my chinese girl cartoons

Your wife a shit
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Tore on January 11, 2015, 10:18:25 pm
i thought i made a typo and was about to edit my post you huge cunt
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Clockworkkiller on January 11, 2015, 10:54:06 pm
Do you love your waifu?
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Tore on January 11, 2015, 11:09:04 pm
of course
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: Umbra on January 12, 2015, 12:09:34 pm
Tore has no waifu, only schekels
Title: Re: how do i get a gf
Post by: BASNAK on January 12, 2015, 01:16:12 pm
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