and what happened afterwards in that film?One min after our attack
ill answer it, they got pretty much raped by Saruman (Grandmom) and then were only saved by Gandalf (Hetman) and some army (Polish Greys)
Pretty much what will happen here
Corsair - "you gonna die"Ain't that the truth
Ain't that the truthOnly time can tell
anyways, we´re readyYes we are
Ah, so what, grandmom is bringing some spice into strat
I like that :>
anyways, we´re ready
Thought you were supposed to be fighting GO from the startShogunate is in their way...
Thought you were supposed to be fighting GO from the start
first i think they said Dhirim area and im not playing so :lol: But i guess poorsair is easier target.
He threatens to kill a lot of people too even poor me :(
ya panos insulted Byz :P you did make a large declaration of war vs GO tho prolly could have hit all of their villages instead but who am i to judge :P
The glorious Shogunate are able to deal with the Swedish metrosexuals without any help. The metal in our pitchforks has been folded many times and can pitch through anything.
Good luck Corsair. If we didnt think you were capable yourself we wouldnt have attacked u. ;)
at least im free to yolo steal corsairs SnD now :lol: (like a ninja)
at least im free to yolo steal corsairs SnD now :lol: (like a ninja)
If u need gear or troops Osiris for that, contact us - we give stuff to people who fight short guys in dresses with silly knots on their heads
Gotta stop posting stuff when drunk....haha
Although whenever i post something while Drunk it seems to get me a lot of renown
I don't hate you guys! A themed faction is always fun and i'd root for you guys but strategic war is strategic and no doubt the factions involved would rather fight this war before castles have been taken etc. Also your allies are large and numerous, it would not benefit your enemies to wait now would it?
At least that's my opinion, there are always some people who find reasons to make Strat wars personal.
I don't hate you guys! A themed faction is always fun and i'd root for you guys but strategic war is strategic and no doubt the factions involved would rather fight this war before castles have been taken etc. Also your allies are large and numerous, it would not benefit your enemies to wait now would it?
At least that's my opinion, there are always some people who find reasons to make Strat wars personal.
Yeah, i understand all the strategic stuff and i dont mind that, but it seems some people just have some built up hate against us. At the same time i think its quite hilarious.
Grandmom you are a pure masohist
In my opinion anyone who is not set or have badly adjusted night time, has only himself to blame. I repeat it over and over again to my people that this is important, but I suppose that half still do not understand what is said to them. I think that default auto night time for 8 hours, it's a good idea. (E.g. 2 am to 10 am)
You can't require that someone must waste a good position on the map, but we should require a minimum of competence, to prevent ruining sleep of many people.
yeah, please don't do the 4am battles any more guys, sorry i shouted at you yesterday, i was already pissed off about dieing to a storm of arrows 3 battles in a row (you dont know how incredibly annoying it is to die like that :P )
i said i wouldnt go against uif yet i didnt say i wouldnt be neutral
i want strat to be fun as much as anyone else, but attacking shogunate, which was neutral before you made us go running to uif with this invasion (seriously HOW MANY CLANS ARE ATTACKING US ?!?!?! :D WHO THE HELL ARE THE BRIGADE?! WHY EVERYONE HATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :( ) we were planning on being neutral and doing our own thing
you guys kinda forced us into the east vs west powerblock dynamic, but meh .. :/ i'm not personally a fan of power blocks ..
NA support by the Astralis it seems.
And occitan.Well fuck them we got Kesh, we win :mrgreen:
yeah, please don't do the 4am battles any more guys, sorry i shouted at you yesterday, i was already pissed off about dieing to a storm of arrows 3 battles in a row (you dont know how incredibly annoying it is to die like that :P )
i said i wouldnt go against uif yet i didnt say i wouldnt be neutral
i want strat to be fun as much as anyone else, but attacking shogunate, which was neutral before you made us go running to uif with this invasion (seriously HOW MANY CLANS ARE ATTACKING US ?!?!?! :D WHO THE HELL ARE THE BRIGADE?! WHY EVERYONE HATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :( ) we were planning on being neutral and doing our own thing
you guys kinda forced us into the east vs west powerblock dynamic, but meh .. :/ i'm not personally a fan of power blocks ..
heyy, we're not a big clan, we have 6 less members in our strat faction than kalmar, then we're also fighting the 16 quincy, the various NA clans you've got attacking us, vandals, brudna, and i don't even know how many others.
and not to mention that so far we've not received any help in terms of troop, gold or gear throughout all of this :3
clearly just sightseeing purposes. Clearly.Oh didn't think about that, guess you are right
You see great alliances where there are none. You are the fourth biggest clan on Strat and being supported by the three biggest ones and got some NA support by the Astralis it seems. We are less than 43 players and we try to do what we can to make this fun. We have a few independent friends, but no real factions behind us.We have 30 members, there are at least 6, maybe 7 factions in EU that are bigger than us. The difference in players fighting against us and for us is noticable in the sheer amount of battles you have been able to throw at us, occupying nearly everyone who is remotely active, also using seemingly unaffiliated players to tie down multiple of ours. We have fought battles with 19 unique players already in about 48 hours of time. Don't know if you understand what effect 19 different players that are initiating 24 hour freezes has on a faction of 30 players with much less that actively move, but I can tell you it makes it very difficult to do anything in a 48h time span. We are the underdog here.
This is literally the first bit of support we have received, well, we haven't actually received it yet. Anything that has been fought so far and will be fought today are pure Shogunate armies using Shogunate gear based on a 30 player faction. With at least 19 enemy parties in our land based on about 60-70 total Strat players I think we have been doing reasonably well on our own. Quincy have been putting out more forces than expected and the attacks from the Boyar Sons, Gimest and Brigadiers added a completely unexpected 1000 tickets which are going to take well over 500 tickets of ours total, so we think the help you have been getting aside from the expected Quincy and Kalmar attack makes our Grey support seem fairly reasonable. Not to mention the locking down by the likes of Boerenlater and Lemon and such....explains it self...(click to show/hide)
i feel teeth put it well, but it's hardly the biggest support in the world, grey order sending us 500 soldiers when we're outnumbered approx 30 players to 70.
it's not exactly the most game breaking support in the world is it now. i think if we hadn't had such a good economy early in the game we'd already be dead now, fighting the odds we are. i think it's a testament to the dozens of byzantium players who diligently traded and prospered in the first few weeks of strat.
I mistakenly remembered the number of Kalmar as 43 instead of 34 when I said 60-70, but still, 18 Quincy + 34 Kalmar + 2 Boyars + 1 Brigade + 4 non affiliated that have attacked us = 59.(click to show/hide)
Just dont go around saying you aint friendly/ally's with em. And not receiving aid...All I see is people exaggerating our point continously. You say we are UIF puppets or that we are running to our allies for help, which is blatantly untrue. We respond that everything that has been fought so far is 100% Shogunate, but that we are going to receive some aid from Grey Order. Then you tell us to stop claiming we are not going to get aid from Grey Order, which we never claimed.
Oh come on guys, we all know that your already or about to receive support form GO.
Its no big secret. Its okay.
Shu Han where best buddies with UIF last strat, and your buddies now.
Its really alright, your simply siding with the strongest block on the map.
Who can blame you?
Just dont go around saying you aint friendly/ally's with em. And not receiving aid...
I mistakenly remembered the number of Kalmar as 43 instead of 34 when I said 60-70, but still, 18 Quincy + 34 Kalmar + 2 Boyars + 1 Brigade + 4 non affiliated that have attacked us = 59.
Its a shame that there is no 30 man strat faction playing as Mercenaries that you could have bought with your fantastic early game economy, maybe that could have helped you.
30 Byz + 30 Mercs = 60
60vs 59 is pretty equal
Its a shame that there is no 30 man strat faction playing as Mercenaries that you could have bought with your fantastic early game economy, maybe that could have helped you.Using that logic it is 30 vs 89 now as Kalmar have you under contract. However, my count does not represent roster support, which has been pretty good for us, but Strat players that are engaging in Strat based activities like recruiting, trading or attacking.
30 Byz + 30 Mercs = 60
60vs 59 is pretty equal
after you've undergone a week being attacked by 50 clans (including some bloody NA clans, i dont know who i pissed off to achieve that one), it's not unreasonable to get a little help :)
we offered to pay mercs several times, they refused citing other contracts
Using that logic it is 30 vs 89 now as Kalmar have you under contract. However, my count does not represent roster support, which has been pretty good for us, but Strat players that are engaging in Strat based activities like recruiting, trading or attacking.
so please people stop saying that we're "uif puppets" etc etc, it's pretty disrespectful to the hard work we put in to become as strong as we are with a MUCH smaller player base than most of the other big clans
I know what you mean about Stalingrad xD that gentle slope of Ushkuru sure felt a lot steeper with all the Shogun Samurai archers. I dislike battles where both sides entrench and pew pew each other whilst the melee hide so it was pure yolo charge with no ranged from our side and them archers hurt. Kudos to all the 'archers' with The Brigade who had their first brutal taste of fighting as shieldless infantry in a Strat battle xD'You're all infantry now'
Kesh, The Battle of Ushkuru 2014
I was disappoint that you didn't have your full Samurai gear though :( i wanted much honourable death
Yeah, i don't enjoy that attitude, it doesn't make the game any more fun for anyone cos quite rightly if you take insults you'll dish them out too and it makes for a bad atmosphere.(click to show/hide)
Gurnisson, I remember quite a few battles where you raped us as 1H cav too :mad:
Can't remember, thought I played all field battles for you a 1h cav!
GRANDMOM decided to attack more at 7am and 9am etc ^^
Also: I think I'm gonna try out lone strat and see how far i can get just to mix things up :)
Surprisingly easy once you know all the mechanics, and much more rewarding than being in a faction (and far less neurotic than trying to lead one).
All your fiefs are belong to us.at least the kittens are safe :D
at least the kittens are safe :D
next strat we will not let corsair handle diplomacy :cry:
next strat we will not let corsair handle diplomacy :cry:
hahahahahhah!!! Corsair WTF
Corsair has threatened me himself in order to get money ;_;
next strat we will not let corsair handle diplomacy :cry:
next strat we will not let corsair handle diplomacy :cry:
next strat? :rolleyes:
:P
i MAY have threatened to attack everyone around us (i believe i used the word annihilate) in the weeks before we were attacked ...This is exactly why i dont handle diplomacy in Kalmarunionen or this kind of stuff would happen :D.
corsair diplomacy best diplomacy
Corsair you talk like u already up the white flag?
This is exactly why i dont handle diplomacy in Kalmarunionen or this kind of stuff would happen :D.
The only person loved more than Corsair in Byzantium is obviously Hate_More, and that is why he will be future man for Diplomacy. :D
The only person loved more than Corsair in Byzantium is obviously Hate_More, and that is why he will be future man for Diplomacy. :D*cough*
*cough*
You would disconnect just after the war declaration :P
Sorry couldnt resist :|
You would disconnect just after the war declaration
You would disconnect just after the war declaration
You would disconnect just after the war declaration
You would disconnect just after the war declaration
You would disconnect just after the war declaration
You would disconnect just after the war declaration
BOOOOM hahaha nice hit
If you feel like that is a nice hit, then you really have a low standard, but i supose everyone is different. That ''burn'' is a major cliche at this point, which is why he added that sentence afterwards, because he knows that aswell. You don't seem to know, but then again... people are different ;).
sorry i can't hear you over all the quittingCorsair just cause you are doing this poorly in the war doesn't give you the right to be such a duchebag, now if you don't have anything important to say you can go back and lick some grey ass (I heard you are quite good at it :D)
OLOLOLOLOLO
At least he wasn't as bad as Chris was when he tried to capture Jarlek's village :D
At least he wasn't as bad as Chris was when he tried to capture Jarlek's village :DTrue, but you probably wasn't there when Deserters tried to take my village at the end of strat 2 (I think).
back and lick some grey GRass
i don't want to sound like an italian version of panos, but just to me theoden's voice is much better in italian?
Corsair just cause you are doing this poorly in the war doesn't give you the right to be such a duchebag, now if you don't have anything important to say you can go back and lick some grey ass (I heard you are quite good at it :D)
considering we were surprise attacked by a bunch of cowards who outnumbered us 2 to 1, after i had just offered them friendly peace terms, i think the fact that we're now on equal footings in this war says more about you than us =)
and what happened afterwards in that film?We are basicly halfway through that statement, lets see if Strudog gets it completely right.
ill answer it, they got pretty much raped by Saruman (Grandmom) and then were only saved by Gandalf (Hetman) and some army (Polish Greys)
Pretty much what will happen here
If you feel like that is a nice hit, then you really have a low standard, but i supose everyone is different. That ''burn'' is a major cliche at this point, which is why he added that sentence afterwards, because he knows that aswell. You don't seem to know, but then again... people are different ;).
So first you were ''mighty Shogunate'' who would properly crush us. You even made this thread, acting up. Now after the war did not swing your way, then you are suddenly ''weak, little, innocent Shogunate''. :lol:
Oh yeah, someone alrdy guessed what the outcome of this war would be, even though you seemed incredibly confident. AHEM:We are basicly halfway through that statement, lets see if Strudog gets it completely right.
kalmar vs shogunate
mano a mano
you would have lost. if you hadn't gone crying to 30 allies, i would've happily fought you on those grounds, even with your cowardly surprise-attack-after-peace-offer tactics. we had good reason to be incredibly confident, we had like 6x your economy at the start of this war, better player quality and 3x your fiefs. you were the ones who used the "oh let's call in 1,000,000 allies" tactic, not us. you were the ones who made this a UIF vs. all war instead of just a shogunate vs. kalmar war, not us.
Yes we got really really lucky - thats all :mrgreen:
And about allies - I think the troopcount you have gotten from GO now extends to about 3700 troops in total, including the 2k ARMED troops that will arrive today.
Stop trying to make your failure look good Corsair, you impress noone with saying "if only this and that, and what if this or that" - there are no such things in wars
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we received 500 unarmed troops from greys, which were intercepted and killed, we have received no other support than that whatsoever
Stop trying to justify your use of 400 allies grandmom
i wouldn't mind all this talk about "you got troops etc etc", but i've worked bloody hard this strategus, and when people say "it's all hetman that's let you live this long" it's really frustrating .. :(
i'll be nicer then, but your guys are talking a lot of rubbish as well as me .. let's keep it friendly :3
i'm not trying to whine but your guys are prodding me trying to get a reaction
we received 500 unarmed troops from greys, which were intercepted and killed, we have received no other support than that :/Well corsair isn't it so? Greys gave you 1500 naked troops(could have been more but we don't know) and that's more the the garrison you have left in Yalibe, so basically you would have been defeated by now if it wasn't for the Greys. And that's not counting those 4*500 troops coming in now. So Corsair the mighty and honourable shogun stop either you call back your grey friends and give back their troops or accept that you are a grey puppet, fight the war and stop whining about it :mrgreen:
edit: i wouldn't mind all this talk about "you got troops etc etc", but i've worked bloody hard this strategus, and when people say "it's all hetman that's let you live this long" it's really frustrating .. :(
I don't really like posting here but the amount of hypocrisy in this thread is laughable, yes we called in allies, you also called in allies. Yes if grey hadn't have helped us we would not have survived this far but that's because as grandmom has shown in his psot above, you had 3200 extra tickets from allies so we needed to balance the odds or get wiped. What's the big deal, isn't that what you do in war ?
That is not 400 allies, but still a total of 65 players on your side of the war against 29 Shogunates.
Hard to count strat dots accurately, even harder to weight them up against each other side (not to add who's on what side exactly? mind blow!), its better to count troops and since you still hold 2/3 of your peak fiefs number I suspect you're not doing badly.
Good wars are long and bloody, and because they are bloody people get upset, then because they are long people have time to create drama, exponentially increasing the fun potential of said good wars!
I say, this thread is proof strategus round 5 is not on a bad start :P
", but i've worked bloody hard this strategus, and when people say "it's all hetman that's let you live this long" it's really frustrating .. :(visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Aaaah this was a fun war, good times. I hope there is a cRPG 2 for Bonerlord, and with it a Strategus 2 =) ...
... Would be very fun!