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The State of Florida has asked us toDisclose our sexual crimes to youWe were bad, but now we're goodWe're moving into your neighbourhoodYou know we're trying our best to beFunctioning members of societyWe're not here to start troubleWe're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"I'm zottlmarsch and I'll refrainFrom touching my neighbor's kid's againWhat I did was not too kindBut I'm a nice guy, you'll come to findI've got a backyard and a real nice poolY'all should come over for a BBQWe could make some cold drinks in my blenderBut do keep in mind that I'm a sex offenderTybalt von Krems is my nameMy battery arrest is what brought me fameBut there's much more to know about meI love to dance and I love to skiI zip and zoom on through the snowJust strap on my boots and watch me goBut I can't ski until DecemberTill then, I'm just a sex offenderI'm Grimoald , dropping rhymesI've been arrested seven timesI know that sounds like a lotBut three of those times were for vandalismI feel real bad, I got caughtI might do it again, probably notI'm not here to make pretencesI'm here because of my sex offencesI'm FIN, I'm number oneApologising for what I've doneCase you’re wondering what that wasI snuck into a bathroom and fisted my CuzI held her down and watched her struggleThen played with her melons because I like to juggleI’m not here to eat eats those trufflesI'm just here to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"Hey everybody I'm CassiProving girls can do it tooAnd by it, I mean touch your cousinWas it worth it? No it wasn'tYou won't find me in your child's play sack'Cause I've gotta wear this ankle braceletI'm not here to go on a benderI'm here because I'm a sex offenderLast name Fork, first name SaladI'm moving in somewhere on your blockNot in a house, but in a vanIf you need me to move it, I sure canThe last thing I want is any troubleI've learnt my lesson from the "Sex Offender Shuffle"I'm the one they call edgy bundle of sticksThey said I didn't have to show my faceMy first trial ended in a hung juryIf I'm found guilty they'll un-blur meI'm not the necrophiliac edgy bundle of sticksThat's a different edgy bundle of sticksI'm not here to be my own defenderI'm here because I'm possibly a sex offenderThe State of Florida has asked us toDisclose our sexual crimes to youWe were bad, nut now we're goodWe're moving into your neighbourhoodWe're obliged to admitThe crimes of which we were convictedWe're not here to start troubleWe're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"
Hi there, Head Admin Yeldur here, we thank you for your interest in becoming an Administrator for C-RPG, in appreciation for your long application and very well written statements about why you believe you should be admin I would like to inform you that you have been bumped to position #000000000000000000000000002 in the queue, we hope to speak to you soon.Best regards, the C-RPG Admin Team.
Note to self... Drop countless N bombs like Cajun and Chester and become admin. Must be the secret formula.
Women cannot be autistic, because that implies otherwise well functioning brain to be impaired in some way. We know that women posses no such thing.
Quality post, keep it up.
fucking nerds
Puck-headed maple-sucking moosefucker
that's rich coming from you Oberyn
(cajun is actually a shit admin and a major hypocrite, became a complete asslicker to become one of the people who actually decreases the chances of the mod surviving)
I always kept a very rigid separation between forum trolling and ingame playing, how dare you bismirch my reputation. I SAID GOOD DAY SIR.
he, the god admin. drink the tea, not ascared to fight in th batefield,
When did I troll or in any other way not play the actual fucking game, something stupid NA international man of mysterys always characterized as being a boring try-hard? Just accept NA has always been filled with trolls, whether subtle or moronic. The average NA player was basically what krems were to EU. No need for a specialized troll clan of autists when that's practically everyone in the first place.
