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Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
« Reply #60 on: April 06, 2016, 03:49:17 pm »
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Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
« Reply #61 on: April 06, 2016, 05:43:01 pm »
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Bruttus, maybe the following example will make it a little more obvious for you, that you will never be able to take all of our fiefs from us:

Back when UIF and the Coalition were active on EU, Hetman (Undoubtedly one of the best commanders Strat has ever seen) lead battles against villages that were much harder to attack than Ibiran.
It always played like a field battle, nowhere near a siege.
I cannot recall a single village attack that the UIF did not win.
Yet when attacking castles, even those much easier than Jelbegi Castle, it took thousands, some castles even tens of thousands of troops to capture.


Now you are undoubtedly not so bright when it comes to commanding.
You did not even win the Ibiran attack against an opponent with inferior gear. (And do not even start about being outmerced. A difference of 3 mercs does not qualify being called 'outmercing')

Jelbegi Castle is, as Heskey already stated, an incredibly difficult castle to attack.
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So let us do some maths, I know you are pretty shit at maths, since we are the bigger faction and all, so let me take you by the hand on this one:
Let us assume you need 2 troops to kill 1 of us in a siege.
2k troops garrison = 4k troops attacking force.
Those 4k troops obviously need to be fully equipped. Sounds expensive.

Given the fact, that building a siege tower is basically impossible on that castle, you need ladders.
Those are not nearly efficient at keeping up a constant stream of attackers.

So we assume you lose 250 troops due to running out of time per battle.

You attack with 1k armies each, so 1k troops wasted right there.
So you need another 1k army to make up for that loss.
That makes a total of 5k fully geared troops.

Now those 2k troops are obviously not the only ones we have. So in case we decide to reinforce the castle, putting another 1k troops in there, you will need another 2,5k troops.

That makes about 7.5k troops. Now you might get lucky and all, so let us say you will not need one of those armies, still 6.5k fully equipped troops.

Now this requires all armies to be ready to attack right after one another. So you need at least 6 fully active members that will be able to pull this off.

Attacking with 2k armies will make you lose even more troops due to time, so I will not go through that one.
Also breaking a wall will make your troops end up in the courtyard. There they will get shot and still have to ladder up on the walls. So like shooting fish in a barrel, so will not go through those maths either.

All in all, if you talk about whiping us off the map, I envy you for having so much gold, and so many troops. While at the same time I despite you for not putting all those troops and gear you have to good use while probably wanking off to them in your fiefs.

Short note: If you do go for this, we will just intercept one or two armies to delay the siege, or we will take your fiefs in the meatime while your troops are out hitting the Jelbegi Castle walls with their swords. While this works in Age of Empires, you might have a hard time setting them on fire in cRPG.
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Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
« Reply #62 on: April 06, 2016, 06:01:15 pm »
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This war is so intense I can barely open the thread without my safety glasses and gloves on.

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Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
« Reply #63 on: April 06, 2016, 06:19:48 pm »
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This war is so intense I can barely open the thread without my safety glasses and gloves on.

Being actually involved is much more intense. So I gotta open this thread dressed like this

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Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
« Reply #64 on: April 06, 2016, 06:20:47 pm »
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This war is so intense

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Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
« Reply #65 on: April 06, 2016, 06:21:52 pm »
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You crusty steel-hearted dwarves are a buncha tough goddamn fighters. When we fought you guys I was really envious of how composed and controlled your defensive lines and team-fighting were.
Unlike previous strat seasons though I haven't heard any people getting angry, frustrated or bitchy in TS, which is so fukin great an chill. Especially when most of our team is splurgin every which way like lemmings.
We are all pretty greatful an relieved to finally get some big old fukin strat battles started again. We can only hope we all get better gear, even rosters/ticks and good maps.

On a more personal note... you guys are doin a really good job at getting under bruttus' skin by trollin, picking apart his writing skills and/or repeatedly flaunting the same old shit that's happened so far on Strat this season. Like srsly who the fuk cares about the dumb childish shit other people said or did since then.
I can see the appeal thou. As a pro instigator IRL myself, It's pretty easy, an sly to bait ppl into discrediting themselves and losing face.
Youz are acting like a naggy x-wife, running your mouths, trying to drive us mad into punching a wall and having my children taken away from me!! (Face turns beat red, starts hyperventaliting into a bag).

Please feel free to give up the pretense that ya'll dont care, most people who read this forum aren't dumb enough to not know that mayb there is some history here, perhaps a buried or hidden hurt feelings report that never got filed?
It's just a shame we can't rape your ugly ass, hairy dwarven women and children when we come to pillage your lands.
Whats a good time of night for me to sneak into your tent and force spoon your mens with my polearms?

**Switch you look liek a very bad man in that picture... Why are you so dark around the eyes, are you sleeping enough or just pure evil?
Also, thx for the Math lesson. 1luv

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Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
« Reply #66 on: April 06, 2016, 06:36:21 pm »
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That's an interesting way to spell autistic

So it basically feels like home for you?
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Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
« Reply #67 on: April 06, 2016, 06:40:31 pm »
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Come on switch I'm sure you can do better! Try something creative or funny!

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Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
« Reply #68 on: April 06, 2016, 06:42:14 pm »
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Please feel free to give up the pretense that ya'll dont care, most people who read this forum aren't dumb enough to not know that mayb there is some history here, perhaps a buried or hidden hurt feelings report that never got filed?

Nope, we just find it hilarious to see him contradicting himself in every other post, or just being incredibly irrational or retarded.
Also the only reason we started doing this was Bruttus going full retard the other day.
We were planning on keeping this cilivised, but when he went on that autism-rampage we decided to tear him apart. And I must say, he makes it fairly easy.


**Switch you look liek a very bad man in that picture... Why are you so dark around the eyes, are you sleeping enough or just pure evil?
Also, thx for the Math lesson. 1luv


I guess my soul leaked a bit there.
Nah actually just bad lighting (Got no window in the corridor) and due to the helmet squeezing the face a bit I look extra tired.
Though I must say the late night battles the last few nights actually robbed me of quite an amount of sleep. But I regret nothing, they were a lot of fun!

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Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
« Reply #69 on: April 06, 2016, 06:43:44 pm »
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Come on switch I'm sure you can do better! Try something creative or funny!

Sorry, I haven't eaten yet. And you know, when I am hungry I turn into a diva an uncreative person.
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Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
« Reply #70 on: April 06, 2016, 06:43:56 pm »
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They should add an option to rape female populace of a fief after capturing it.
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Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
« Reply #71 on: April 06, 2016, 06:52:03 pm »
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Come on switch I'm sure you can do better! Try something creative or funny!
There it is, the usual James "this is boring/unoriginal"

Sorry, I haven't eaten yet. And you know, when I am hungry I turn into a diva an uncreative person.
You need to eat a snickers, you're not you when you're hungry

They should add an option to rape female populace of a fief after capturing it.

Gross
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Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
« Reply #72 on: April 06, 2016, 06:53:36 pm »
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Gross

Oh come on, it's a game and it would be awesome for RP purposes  :lol:
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Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
« Reply #73 on: April 06, 2016, 07:01:53 pm »
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I vant to hear de lamentations of de womens

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Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
« Reply #74 on: April 06, 2016, 07:02:36 pm »
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I vant to hear de lamentations of de womens

Exactly!
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