Author Topic: "I tripped and fell" isn't apparently just a joke (Read 1122 times)

Turkhammer · « **Reply #15 on:** December 18, 2015, 10:02:30 pm »

So why was his pants and underwear off?

For an even higher degree of difficulty, he said his erect penis was maybe sticking out of the top of his underpants when he tripped and fell on her.

Someone should trip and fall on his gun and accidentaly shoot him in the head.

It's UK. Even most cops don't have guns there.

Butan · « **Reply #16 on:** December 18, 2015, 10:06:51 pm »

So why was his pants and underwear off?

Because he had had sex with his consenting friend.

Kafein · « **Reply #17 on:** December 18, 2015, 10:44:01 pm »

That drop though, Christo.

I mean, the music.