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Offline Falka

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Why do you drink
« on: August 31, 2015, 09:32:14 pm »
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I drink because I drink. I drink because I like to. I drink because I’m afraid. I drink because I’m genetically predisposed to. All my progenitors drank. My great-grandparents and grandparents drank, my father drank and my mother drank. I have no sisters or brothers, but I’m certain that if I did, all my sisters would drink and all my brothers would drink too. I drink because I have a weak character. I drink because there’s something wrong with my head. I drink because I’m too quiet and I’m trying to be more lively. I drink because I’m the nervous type and I’m trying to calm my nerves. I drink because I’m sad and I’m trying to raise my spirits. I drink when I’m happily in love. I drink because I’m searching for love in vain. I drink because I’m too normal and I need a little craziness. I drink when I’m in pain and I need to ease the pain. I drink out of longing for someone. I drink from an excess of fulfillment when I’m with someone. I drink when I listen to Mozart and when I read Leibnitz. I drink out of sensual pleasure and I drink out of sexual hunger. I drink when I finish my first glass and I drink when I finish my last glass; at such times I drink all the more, because I’ve never yet drunk my last glass.
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Re: Why do you drink
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2015, 09:39:08 pm »
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'cause wine is good good good
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Re: Why do you drink
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2015, 10:56:00 pm »
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I don't drink because drinking is 4 losers

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Re: Why do you drink
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2015, 12:33:42 pm »
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Re: Why do you drink
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2015, 12:41:13 pm »
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I drink, because intoxication makes me forget about shit I have to do. It gives me a little breathing room for a change.

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Re: Why do you drink
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2015, 12:49:51 pm »
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I drink because I drink. I drink because I like to. I drink because I’m afraid. I drink because I’m genetically predisposed to. All my progenitors drank. My great-grandparents and grandparents drank, my father drank and my mother drank. I have no sisters or brothers, but I’m certain that if I did, all my sisters would drink and all my brothers would drink too. I drink because I have a weak character. I drink because there’s something wrong with my head. I drink because I’m too quiet and I’m trying to be more lively. I drink because I’m the nervous type and I’m trying to calm my nerves. I drink because I’m sad and I’m trying to raise my spirits. I drink when I’m happily in love. I drink because I’m searching for love in vain. I drink because I’m too normal crazy and I need a little craziness normal...ness?. I drink when I’m in pain and I need to ease the pain. I drink out of longing for someone. I drink from an excess of fulfillment when I’m with someone. I drink when I listen to Mozart and when I read Leibnitz. I drink out of sensual pleasure and I drink out of sexual hunger. I drink when I finish my first glass and I drink when I finish my last glass; at such times I drink all the more, because I’ve never yet drunk my last glass.

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Re: Why do you drink
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2015, 02:42:02 pm »
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Re: Why do you drink
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2015, 02:54:40 pm »
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it is slav custom, if not drink my village expel me and take my cattle

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Re: Why do you drink
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2015, 03:16:55 pm »
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i drink cos iam russian  :cry: in Russian babies from birth attracted to the mother's breast, where milk is 45 degrees of alcohol, those that refuse we send to Finland
cos we are not barbarians and fins need more white ppls
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Re: Why do you drink
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2015, 04:12:28 pm »
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it's a national tradition to drink, so..

pretty much the slav answer with some slight modifications.
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Re: Why do you drink
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2015, 04:22:26 pm »
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I used to drink to lose shyness, and do drugs too, until I got a psychotic episode, was crazy for 3 weeks, then I luckily recovered, but now I can't even drink anymore. GG partying.

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Re: Why do you drink
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2015, 04:56:21 pm »
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Because I hate myself and I want to die.
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Re: Why do you drink
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2015, 05:33:31 pm »
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Because I hate myself and I want to die.

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Re: Why do you drink
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2015, 06:14:22 pm »
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For everything that could have been At least we took the ride There's no relief in bitterness Might as well let it die

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Re: Why do you drink
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2015, 07:05:08 pm »
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used to drink a lot
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, probably because didnt know how to talk to women and that made it easier.
now I hardly drink cuz it makes me talk to women and I shouldnt even start to do that  :?