Author Topic: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME  (Read 17859 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline IR_Kuoin

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1761
  • Infamy: 331
  • cRPG Player
  • What too write here?
    • View Profile
  • Faction: Fallen Brigåde
  • Game nicks: KuoiN, Ziath
  • IRC nick: Simply Kuoin
Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #45 on: August 06, 2014, 02:39:18 pm »
0
Masterpiece ...
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Offline Simon_Belmont

  • Baron
  • ****
  • Renown: 82
  • Infamy: 9
  • cRPG Player
    • View Profile
  • Game nicks: Belmonts and many Warhammer refferencing names
Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #46 on: August 06, 2014, 02:40:25 pm »
0
Well... There is that one drunken video of Canary, granted it's somehow just not quite in the same league as this.

Is it filmed at his retirement home?
You didn't read the fine print on the description of the HA skill. By using ranged on horse you willingly give up your right to empathy, for good reason.
I'm gone for a few months due to work and classes, hoping the mod isn't dead when I come back. Take care, all of you.

Offline Knute

  • Strategus Councillor
  • **
  • Renown: 682
  • Infamy: 21
  • cRPG Player A Gentleman and a Scholar
    • View Profile
  • Faction: Free Peasants of Fisdnar
Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #47 on: August 06, 2014, 04:04:02 pm »
+13
Finding out that this video is 6 months old and he doesn't have a Christmas tree still up in August kind of ruins it for me.

Offline Clockworkkiller

  • Permanently Banned
  • **
  • Renown: 872
  • Infamy: 573
  • cRPG Player
  • I shit dopamine
    • View Profile
  • Game nicks: Clockworkkiller
Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #48 on: August 06, 2014, 05:34:55 pm »
+4
smoothrich has a really gay voice and a bald head


but mostly a gay voice
You are a horrible human being clockwork.

If i ever get muted on forums, contact me on crpg.net

Offline Joseph Porta

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1029
  • Infamy: 234
  • cRPG Player
  • (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻. take all my upvotes! Part-time retard
    • View Profile
  • Faction: Caravan Guild Enthousiast,
  • Game nicks: Wy can't I upvote my own posts, Im a fucken genius, yo.
  • IRC nick: Joseph_Porta
Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #49 on: August 06, 2014, 05:36:05 pm »
0
I think his gestures whilst rapping are far more hilarious
I loot corpses of their golden teeth.
But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

i'll be there at around
chadztime™

Offline tisjester

  • Baron
  • ****
  • Renown: 102
  • Infamy: 6
  • cRPG Player
    • View Profile
  • Faction: KUTT
  • Game nicks: TitsJester
Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #50 on: August 06, 2014, 05:37:35 pm »
+2
Haven't had any negative encounters with canary myself, but how could you back down from a challenge like that?
Might as well throw your nards to the dogs.
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Offline Falka

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1257
  • Infamy: 423
  • cRPG Player Sir Black Bishop A Gentleman and a Scholar
    • View Profile
Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #51 on: August 06, 2014, 05:51:39 pm »
+4
I think his gestures whilst rapeing are far more hilarious

And... how do you know that?  :shock:
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Offline tizzango

  • Earl
  • ******
  • Renown: 406
  • Infamy: 83
  • cRPG Player A Gentleman and a Scholar
    • View Profile
Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #52 on: August 06, 2014, 05:57:13 pm »
0
Thanks for posting this.

I only watched up until he said 'I am Smoothrich' or whateverI don't understand why he posted a youtube video. But at least now we have some insight as to why he behaves like he does on the internet.

I don't mean to be offensive or anything, but he's certainly got some personal things he needs to deal with.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2014, 07:30:13 pm by tizzango »

Offline Joseph Porta

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1029
  • Infamy: 234
  • cRPG Player
  • (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻. take all my upvotes! Part-time retard
    • View Profile
  • Faction: Caravan Guild Enthousiast,
  • Game nicks: Wy can't I upvote my own posts, Im a fucken genius, yo.
  • IRC nick: Joseph_Porta
Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #53 on: August 06, 2014, 06:00:59 pm »
+1
And... how do you know that?  :shock:

Oh u Falka! Oh u!
I loot corpses of their golden teeth.
But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

i'll be there at around
chadztime™

Offline Xant

  • Finnish Pony
  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1552
  • Infamy: 803
  • cRPG Player
    • View Profile
Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #54 on: August 06, 2014, 06:21:19 pm »
-1
Seriously though, Smoothrich looks exactly how I imagined him: a fat, balding American redneck guy with pig eyes and the vacant stare of a hostile dimwit. In fact, I'd say the real thing is even closer to the "dumb redneck" stereotype than the stereotype: you've outdone yourself this time, Smooth.
Meaning lies as much
in the mind of the reader
as in the Haiku.

Offline cup457

  • Earl
  • ******
  • Renown: 490
  • Infamy: 102
  • cRPG Player Sir White Knight
    • View Profile
  • Game nicks: RavenR_cup457
  • IRC nick: cup457
Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #55 on: August 06, 2014, 06:24:05 pm »
+15
Seriously though, Smoothrich looks exactly how I imagined him: a fat, balding American redneck guy with pig eyes and the vacant stare of a hostile dimwit. In fact, I'd say the real thing is even closer to the "dumb redneck" stereotype than the stereotype: you've outdone yourself this time, Smooth.
hes not even a redneck. stupid euros cant even tell the difference. ITT: mad euros who hate that they dont have an NA HERO to represent them in FREEDOM against the badmins
CUP CLAN BEST CLAN
Okay, I need your protection, your love. :P

Offline KaMiKaZe_JoE

  • Marshall
  • ********
  • Renown: 904
  • Infamy: 117
  • cRPG Player
    • View Profile
  • Faction: Cavalieres
  • Game nicks: KaMiKaZe _______
Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #56 on: August 06, 2014, 06:31:22 pm »
+5
Quote
a fat, balding American redneck guy with pig eyes and the vacant stare of a hostile dimwit

lol I didn't watch the clip just thought was very eloquent
"I don't think I'd want to meet anyone from cRPG. Sorry no offense lol" -TG

Offline Xant

  • Finnish Pony
  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1552
  • Infamy: 803
  • cRPG Player
    • View Profile
Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #57 on: August 06, 2014, 06:46:18 pm »
+2
hes not even a redneck. stupid euros cant even tell the difference. ITT: mad euros who hate that they dont have an NA HERO to represent them in FREEDOM against the badmins
Quote
By 1975, say Chapman and Kipfer, the term had expanded in meaning beyond the poor Southerner to refer to "a bigoted and conventional person, a loutish ultra-conservative."

GG no re
Meaning lies as much
in the mind of the reader
as in the Haiku.

Offline Vibe

  • Vibrator
  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 2528
  • Infamy: 615
  • cRPG Player Madam White Queen A Gentleman and a Scholar
    • View Profile
Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #58 on: August 06, 2014, 06:54:15 pm »
0
don't drink and tape

Offline Oberyn

  • King
  • **********
  • Renown: 1578
  • Infamy: 538
  • cRPG Player
    • View Profile
  • Faction: Lone Frog
  • Game nicks: Oberyn
Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #59 on: August 06, 2014, 07:10:24 pm »
0
Smoothrich is pretty much the polar opposite of a redneck, just on the other end of the horseshoe. He's gone all over the forums hilariously whining about "eurocentrism" and "racist white supremacists", despite looking like a pale balding pig. He would get his ass beat and ridiculed for looking like such a pudgy worthless piece of shit by any self-respecting ghetto minority. I doubt he's ever experienced any culture outside of "New Jusay". Probably got some worthless humanities degree and is bitter because of the tens of thousands of dollars of debt he incurred while studying "How Europeans Are Responsible For All The Evils of The World 101 marxist edition". Too bad self-loathing and self-flagellating don't pay the bills, although the self-loathing part? Totally understandable. I would struggle to find any self-respect and pride if I was in his situation too.
visitors can't see pics , please register or login