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Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2014, 03:36:04 am »
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The post is amusing but the video is not, after trying to watch the video I stopped after about 30 seconds after trying to understand this rambling slow trainwreck of a 90s-era new-to-the-internet home-video.


Does it actually talk about Canary or is this just some random Christmas video someone grabbed?
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Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2014, 03:45:14 am »
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You guys just don't understand the comedic genius of smoothrich. It's all good though, you probably just have brows that are too low-set for it. Nothing to be ashamed of.

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Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2014, 04:00:00 am »
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Good god please tell me I did not see a baby monitor in that video.
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Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2014, 04:07:05 am »
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It's old, but it's still good. Note the Christmas decorations.
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Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2014, 04:14:44 am »
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAH, ahh ah ha ah haha, a ha, ha...NO FUCKING WAY!!!

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Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2014, 04:26:01 am »
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The post is amusing but the video is not, after trying to watch the video I stopped after about 30 seconds after trying to understand this rambling slow trainwreck of a 90s-era new-to-the-internet home-video.


Does it actually talk about Canary or is this just some random Christmas video someone grabbed?

I actually refused to believe this was Smoothrich at first, but managed to get to the end of the video thanks to horrified fascination. From what I could gather from the sorry drunken rant, he claims to be "Smoothrich, the best player of cRPG" and calls out Canary. Unless it's some other SA bundle of sticks pretending to be Smoothrich, it's him.
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Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2014, 04:30:00 am »
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I actually refused to believe this was Smoothrich at first, but managed to get to the end of the video thanks to horrified fascination. From what I could gather from the sorry drunken rant, he claims to be "Smoothrich, the best player of cRPG" and calls out Canary. Unless it's some other SA bundle of sticks pretending to be Smoothrich, it's him.

Of course it is Smoothrich. I do take offense, nearly personally, at you stating that this masterwork of modern amateur film being a "sorry drunken rant".

Absolutely disgusting. It is, without satire, an anthem of our times in cRPG.
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Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2014, 04:32:09 am »
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This video is like 6 months old or something, I was a member of the elite crew of people who pre-screened the video at a very sexclusive premier. Since the release of this video I have respected Smoothrich more than I ever did before.

This is without any doubts in my mind the best piece of multimedia entertainment related to cRPG that has ever been released, and I applaud Smoothrich for writing, acting in, editing, and producing what is inarguably the magnum opus of cRPG.

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Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2014, 04:36:03 am »
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8 Months Later, Canary still bitching out of the Challenge.
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Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2014, 04:39:37 am »
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My eyes have been opened. I didn't grasp the true genius it represents at first. Like a fine wine, you have to let the bottle breathe before appreciating the subtlety and magnificence of the bouquet.
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Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2014, 05:01:08 am »
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Quick Christo, I summon thee

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Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2014, 05:05:52 am »
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Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2014, 05:11:07 am »
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you are the most formulaic bad poster ever, and you don't deserve your forum title in the slightest

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Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2014, 05:27:12 am »
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Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2014, 05:31:42 am »
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O man this was great  :D