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MEGACLAN hero party attack fledgling BIRD CLAN!!
« on: November 16, 2012, 06:45:14 pm »
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hero party, who claims to want fair fights between like-sized factions, have attacked a defenceless village in the heart of BIRD LAND.  With their near twelve hundred troops, in their shiny gear, they have attacked a town that was so set on peace it refused to lodge troops.  So committed to the ideals of Love that they refused to even possess weapons, for they knew that when you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.  And when you're a opportunistic dev who just happens to have a massive shiny army (no funny business there, I'm sure) what looks better than a defenceless village full of people who would rather hug and share than fight.  hero party claims to want to be independent, that massive alliances skew the power balance and make the game less fun.  And then they send 1171 shiny troops against a population of 200.

The Godking is still weak from regeneration after the cowardly night attack by the cowardly Empress and the journey back from EU.  I will not be able to defeat them alone.  Who is brave enough to withstand tyranny and come to the aid of the BIRD CLAN?  Ayn Assuadi may fall but it will never surrender.
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Re: MEGACLAN hero party attack fledgling BIRD CLAN!!
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2012, 06:49:09 pm »
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Hero Party warring LLJK
TKOV warring Chevaliers

Is TKOV and Hero trying to take over the desert?

Seems like a conspiracy.  Bust out the alien guy gifs
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Re: MEGACLAN hero party attack fledgling BIRD CLAN!!
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2012, 06:52:48 pm »
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I'm sure this has nothing to do with BIRD clan pecking up LLJK.

That's right, pecking.
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Re: MEGACLAN hero party attack fledgling BIRD CLAN!!
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2012, 07:04:01 pm »
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Re: MEGACLAN hero party attack fledgling BIRD CLAN!!
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2012, 07:48:08 pm »
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To be honest, I hadn't even considered the possibility of an alliance between the two.  Hero Party taking advantage of BIRD's transitional period was grotesque enough, I guess I didn't want to consider it.  Despicable.
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Re: MEGACLAN hero party attack fledgling BIRD CLAN!!
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2012, 07:56:43 pm »
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Re: MEGACLAN hero party attack fledgling BIRD CLAN!!
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2012, 07:57:56 pm »
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Hero party has been running around the internet showing off their heirloom collection thinking they're cool kids and compensating for something.  True sign of a bully clan.

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Re: MEGACLAN hero party attack fledgling BIRD CLAN!!
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2012, 08:00:33 pm »
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You mean... thats all they have?  Weak sauce :D


Nah, well done

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Re: MEGACLAN hero party attack fledgling BIRD CLAN!!
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2012, 08:01:28 pm »
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From my perspective, it looks like what happened was the Goons, being faced with an impending invasion and the knowledge that they are in the possession of far more territory than they can actually hold against people who know what they are doing (ie everyone who isn't the Josho Shogunate), decided they would try and capitalize on partyboy's popularity and reputation as a pacifist in order to deter hero_party from attacking them. Furthermore, it  looks like hero_party is not just going to pack up their bags and go home because the Goons have decided to switch to a different tag than the one they were using for years up until yesterday in a desperate attempt to save their internet horse land and is perfectly willing to get their hands dirty if need be.

All-in-all, it's not a very interesting situation at the moment, although it could become pretty amusing in the future because:

1.) The Goons are likely banking on someone intervening in the war on their behalf
2.) Hospitaller territory adjoins hero_party territory, and the Hospitallers have just signed a cease-fire with TKoV and Norse Horde. The present state of affairs affords them both the opportunity and ideological justification (some variant of "saving a smaller faction from a larger, aggressive one") to launch an invasion. I'm just waiting for the thread and the shouts of "God willz it!!" at this point.

I'm also curious what partyboy's aims are in all of this, as he hasn't really elaborated on them at all. Give us plans, not propaganda.

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Re: MEGACLAN hero party attack fledgling BIRD CLAN!!
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2012, 08:16:08 pm »
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Your posts feel like a narration of a 90s anime show.

Tune in next weeks kids to find out what the mean hero party does to BIRD clan!!!



Also, dont care what these illiterate heathens do to eachother as long as they let us trade, so no conspiracy here.

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Re: MEGACLAN hero party attack fledgling BIRD CLAN!!
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2012, 08:17:01 pm »
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Hero party has been running around the internet showing off their heirloom collection thinking they're cool kids and compensating for something.  True sign of a bully clan.

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Wow, that's 80 +3's. 240 damn gens worth of shit.

And I thought I had lots of swank gear. Fuck.

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Re: MEGACLAN hero party attack fledgling BIRD CLAN!!
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2012, 08:18:01 pm »
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They're just liberating the fiefs that Phanny owns to hand back to BIRD CLAN.
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Re: MEGACLAN hero party attack fledgling BIRD CLAN!!
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2012, 08:30:47 pm »
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2.) Hospitaller territory adjoins hero_party territory, and the Hospitallers have just signed a cease-fire with TKoV and Norse Horde. The present state of affairs affords them both the opportunity and ideological justification (some variant of "saving a smaller faction from a larger, aggressive one") to launch an invasion. I'm just waiting for the thread and the shouts of "God willz it!!" at this point.


Damnit we're going to have to change our plans again...

That's not much of plausible scenario considering we have no reason to attack them...
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Re: MEGACLAN hero party attack fledgling BIRD CLAN!!
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2012, 08:32:53 pm »
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From my perspective, it looks like what happened was the Goons, being faced with an impending invasion and the knowledge that they are in the possession of far more territory than they can actually hold against people who know what they are doing (ie everyone who isn't the Josho Shogunate), decided they would try and capitalize on partyboy's popularity and reputation as a pacifist in order to deter hero_party from attacking them. Furthermore, it  looks like hero_party is not just going to pack up their bags and go home because the Goons have decided to switch to a different tag than the one they were using for years up until yesterday in a desperate attempt to save their internet horse land and is perfectly willing to get their hands dirty if need be.

All-in-all, it's not a very interesting situation at the moment, although it could become pretty amusing in the future because:

1.) The Goons are likely banking on someone intervening in the war on their behalf
2.) Hospitaller territory adjoins hero_party territory, and the Hospitallers have just signed a cease-fire with TKoV and Norse Horde. The present state of affairs affords them both the opportunity and ideological justification (some variant of "saving a smaller faction from a larger, aggressive one") to launch an invasion. I'm just waiting for the thread and the shouts of "God willz it!!" at this point.

I'm also curious what partyboy's aims are in all of this, as he hasn't really elaborated on them at all. Give us plans, not propaganda.

You seem to think this was some kind of goon scheme and not a blatant power grab on my part to further the glory of BIRD CLAN.  And no one is intervening on the goon's behalf, BIRD CLAN is not a goon exclusive faction.
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« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2012, 08:33:21 pm »
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Also my aim for this is to have fun and spread joy.  I have made this clear.
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