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+3 Elder's stick of DEATH
« on: November 15, 2012, 10:59:29 pm »
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Behold the fabled Elder's Wooden Stick! Just one of a rare few in all of Calradia, this legendary weapon has claimed the lives of exactly three men, five horses, and knocked down exactly 314 would-be-archer-slayers (Some repeatedly), as well as chased off countless cowards.

Be one of the mythical few who wield such a weapon, stare in awe as the heirloom pack has you wielding a magical golden-black policeman's riot stick, walk with a swagger with this beauty belted at your hip or swing with vengeance in your hands!

Blindingly fast, this weapon can surprise any opponent with it's deceptive reach, batter aside the sturdiest of plate and knock down the fattest of fatties. All of Calradia will stare in awe as you methodically destroy any and all who dare stand before you. Best of all, this weapon never breaks, saving you untold fortunes.

A must have for any warrior who needs to prove he is the best, or serious stick enthusiasts.


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Re: +3 Elder's stick of DEATH
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2012, 05:10:21 am »
+1
bump for fucking epic weapon. also, +1
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Re: +3 Elder's stick of DEATH
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2012, 06:32:13 am »
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Can I has it?

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Re: +3 Elder's stick of DEATH
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2012, 06:46:11 am »
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+1 would read it again
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Re: +3 Elder's stick of DEATH
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2012, 09:07:44 am »
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Sold to a serious stick enthusiast for 1.6 million.
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