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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #166 on: July 28, 2012, 05:09:50 am »
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i now hate both sides since neither hired me for the fight.
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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #167 on: July 28, 2012, 05:16:06 am »
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What the fuck is with strategus now man?

Hospitallers have godlike death armor that makes you almost impenetrable. Everyone being tin cans and just wacking  each other sucks ass.
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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #168 on: July 28, 2012, 05:32:42 am »
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What the fuck is with strategus now man?

Hospitallers have godlike death armor that makes you almost impenetrable. Everyone being tin cans and just wacking  each other sucks ass.

Yeah, but the XP pay out is like having a rocket jammed up your arse :D
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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #169 on: July 28, 2012, 05:36:47 am »
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Either way it sounds like everyone is having fun in the battles. Bummed out I'm missing it all.

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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #170 on: July 28, 2012, 05:46:40 am »
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Allow me to shed light on some of the controversy.

CHAOS was originally going to be called Hospishorter (no relation to hospitaller whatsoever).  But after a few days of wearing hospishorter tags (i was there it was awesome), we were assaulted with condescending remarks.

Not everyone agreed that shorter is necessarily inferior.  In fact, there's a few hospitallers that might be short IRL but I'd still find them equally if not even more adorable than I do now.

Some of us are still salty about those dark days, but in the end, some of us will brohugbump once again.  Some of us will play putt-putt together.  Some of us will each other fat gay nerds. 

One day we may see the light that sprouts forth from the CHAOS, nurtured by the Hospitality of brother love.

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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #171 on: July 28, 2012, 05:51:53 am »
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Umadi, i will play putt putt with you anyday <3

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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #172 on: July 28, 2012, 06:02:41 am »
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Let us brohooth and join in glourious batteru!!!

IMOTBHFML everyone's been to serialz and we need to like gag it with a spoon because it's groady and like just internet swords and horses some more YAY!
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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #173 on: July 28, 2012, 06:57:47 am »
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What the fuck is with strategus now man?

Hospitallers have godlike death armor that makes you almost impenetrable. Everyone being tin cans and just wacking  each other sucks ass.

This.

And fog, please dear god don't let fog happen ever again.

(Especially since some people don't even have fog.)

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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #174 on: July 28, 2012, 07:00:08 am »
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Huseby and I were commanding and the whole time we were screaming "Where are they!?  What side!?"  :lol:

It made for some pretty fun meat grinders.  :twisted:

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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #175 on: July 28, 2012, 07:03:12 am »
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So if the two headed girl and I went to go play a round of putt-putt would we get charged as two or three peple?

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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #176 on: July 28, 2012, 07:06:47 am »
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Heavy butt armor being too effective is just the module in general, which is obviously going to translate over to Strategus as people will be able to craft the things they wear often. As long as we're able to obtain gear for our armies based on cRPG, or as long as armor is as ridiculously effective in normal play as it is, we'll continue to see these kind of plate monster armies on the the fields of Calradia given enough peacetime to raise the gold for the endeavor. I'd imagine most factions would see that kind of positive handicap as pretty alluring if victory is their goal.

The fog thing is, well. No accounting for weather! It's unfortunate that it worked out like that, and even more so that it worked kind of randomly so that a few folks on each side were without it while the rest of us were lost in a nightmarish hell of ohgodwherearethey.

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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #177 on: July 28, 2012, 07:18:57 am »
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Huseby and I were commanding and the whole time we were screaming "Where are they!?  What side!?"  :lol:

It made for some pretty fun meat grinders.  :twisted:

I got lost so many times in that fog and somehow I always ended up with a small group of my dudes that would randomly trickle in. Then we'd end up finding either: A) more friendly troops B) enemy troops C) more friendly troops fighting enemy troops. All in all not the best of battles, but it was fun and we got a decent amount of XP.
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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #178 on: July 28, 2012, 07:43:05 am »
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Heavy butt armor being too effective is just the module in general, which is obviously going to translate over to Strategus as people will be able to craft the things they wear often. As long as we're able to obtain gear for our armies based on cRPG, or as long as armor is as ridiculously effective in normal play as it is, we'll continue to see these kind of plate monster armies on the the fields of Calradia given enough peacetime to raise the gold for the endeavor. I'd imagine most factions would see that kind of positive handicap as pretty alluring if victory is their goal.

The fog thing is, well. No accounting for weather! It's unfortunate that it worked out like that, and even more so that it worked kind of randomly so that a few folks on each side were without it while the rest of us were lost in a nightmarish hell of ohgodwherearethey.

All about the number of clubs, Beeper, you know that man.

some of your guys didn't have fog? :O
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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #179 on: July 28, 2012, 07:44:49 am »
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Each of the twins manages one side of their conjoined body. The sense of touch of each is restricted to her body half; this shades off at the midsagittal plane such that there is a small amount of overlap at the midline. They are effective in cooperatively using their limbs when both hands or both legs are required. By coordinating their efforts, they are able to walk, run, swim and ride a bicycle normally—all tasks that they learned at a normal speed. Together, they can type on a computer keyboard at a normal speed and drive a car.

Sounds like two clubs to me

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