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Excited for Strat 5?

Strat sucks (I'm in Chaos)
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Strat sucks
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Strat sucks but I will enjoy the battles
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I like Strat and Chaos are still somehow the nerds here
47 (35.1%)

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Author Topic: CHOPAS - Wat the Heck? (NA Faction)  (Read 630010 times)

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« Reply #8805 on: June 05, 2013, 01:32:04 am »
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I found a neat poem about strategus
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Ten shots of prayers, ten shots a day
A shot of thrill to hide the pain.
They can`t win, they just don`t cry,
The troopers know they live to die.

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« Reply #8806 on: June 05, 2013, 01:43:14 am »
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I found a neat poem about strategus

I've heard this before.... where.....?
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« Reply #8808 on: June 05, 2013, 02:02:04 am »
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CHAOS must be the cool hipster clan, you guys post poetry and movie reviews and shit while 90% of the other clans here post about boner soup.

Don't be fooled, boner soup is absolutely not beneath this thread. In fact...

BONER SOUP

1 large soup bone. Or small. Just how you like it, anyway. I guess it depends on the size of the pot ;)
2 medium onions, peeled sensually and chopped. Everybody cries the first time.
3 cups beef broth.
1/2 cup mushrooms. You can keep the caps on the stems.
Some beef. Almost a pound. Shank or chuck. Maybe a loin cut?
3 medium carrots. Trim these down into small pieces.
2 stalks celery.
1 cup white wine, a dry one. Cooking with wine makes everything easier. You can even put it in the food!
Some bay leaves. Remember to take these out at the end, they'll make you gag if you try to swallow.
Some thyme, chopped up.
A couple cans of navy beans. Gotta drain the beans.
Pepper to taste, black of course.
Chopped parsely if you like.

Cube the beef, put it in a skillet. Get it nice and brown. (If you use a dutch oven you can save time and use it for this step, too) Transfer to a pot, stir in broth, wine, thyme, pepper and bay leaf. Add the soup bone. Get it boiling and reduce the heat. Put a lid on that and slow simmer for under an hour, 'til the beef is almost tender. Don't forget to give her a stir every now and then. Add the beans, carrots and celery. Cover and simmer again for about 30 minutes, until vegetables are tender. Remove bay leaf (see above), pull out the bone. Sprinkle with parsley. Or bacon. Serve it how you like, of course.

Serves 8, satisfies 4.




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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8809 on: June 05, 2013, 05:06:56 am »
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I went off my meds for a bit and made boner soup in my front yard once. Neighbors/Police not impressed with the recipe

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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8810 on: June 05, 2013, 10:07:36 am »
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what
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Ten shots of prayers, ten shots a day
A shot of thrill to hide the pain.
They can`t win, they just don`t cry,
The troopers know they live to die.

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« Reply #8811 on: June 05, 2013, 07:52:32 pm »
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Gordy is becoming a liability. That movie is a hilarious comedy
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« Reply #8812 on: June 05, 2013, 08:47:08 pm »
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Hello... doc.

Gordy is becoming a liability. That movie is a hilarious comedy

And yet, it has some of the best intense suspenseful moments of any horror movie released after the 90's.



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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8813 on: June 08, 2013, 02:17:17 pm »
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I petition to add the throwing anus to crpg
thank you
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« Reply #8814 on: June 09, 2013, 09:34:19 pm »
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I petition to add the throwing anus to crpg
thank you

THROWING ANUS 2013
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8815 on: June 10, 2013, 12:44:49 am »
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what

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« Reply #8816 on: June 11, 2013, 09:07:10 am »
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8817 on: June 11, 2013, 09:47:17 am »
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Have you guys considered talking with FCC and negotiating a different battle time for this next battle?

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« Reply #8818 on: June 11, 2013, 11:49:41 am »
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Wellsir, they just had to stop our dudes from reinforcing this place or that person, I'm not sure they'd have been game.

6am fight is due to Kart and his horrible nighttime. Not sure if it's intentional, will try and coerce him to change remove it for the future.

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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8819 on: June 13, 2013, 09:06:12 pm »
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