CHOPAS - Wat the Heck? (NA Faction)

[Mayzer]

I will be selling 100 signed 500x500 ft copies. Please reserve yours today.

[Rhalzo]

I will be selling 100 signed 500x500 ft copies. Please reserve yours today.

I will take them all and place them various places.

[Taser]

I'll double his offer in pig's feet.

[Malaclypse]

Out of the four men to travel towards Riran's ridiculous island 30000 blocks from spawn, only one of them would make it. When the first ghast fireball was fired it was bedlam; Uumdi and Phil ran one way, Malaclypse ran another, Huey another still. Within minutes it was over for Uumdi and Phil, while Huey and Malaclypse struggled to locate eachother. The journey would be over 3000 blocks in Nether distance, and they only had one Durability II Diamond Pick between the two of them.

Huey fell into the fucking lava at -700 blocks or so (GF). Malaclypse pressed on, crossing lava lakes, dueling ghasts and blazes, and by the grace of god, he made it. He found the nether portal to the shittiest inhabited island on the server, and his true love, Riran, with ten strikes of his pick left to spare.

[Uumdi]

I made it m8.  I secured safe passage back built a path through a blaze spawner gdi.

I'm 80% the way back home, clearly labeled and pretty damn safe, but i ran into 3 blazes and DCed in a hole in the ground with dirt over my head.  please god someone help I have 2 hearts left.  If you guys get canary to TP you back to neo stratia, you're lazy bundle of stickss.

[marcus]

He found the nether portal to the shittiest inhabited island on the server

Fuck you mate its the best island in the server

[Blackzilla]

What game are yall talking about?>

[HardRice]

What game are yall talking about?>

Obviously they're referring to a Pong Tourney.

(I'm joking it's Minecraft.)

[Blackzilla]

Oh y'all make minecraft sound awesome, I play on my phone sometimes and with the new update i get the shit scared out of me in the middle of class by those spiders and creeper things.

[LordBerenger]

Still waiting for those zombie movies reviews Canary

[Ethgar]

Wait,  there are minecraft player still around????     I do have this game, and would love to play it again...................hint hint, nudge nudge............

[Earthdforce]

Wait,  there are minecraft player still around????     I do have this game, and would love to play it again...................hint hint, nudge nudge............

As do I, and Ethgar and I come in pairs ;)

[Kreczor]

Just come to our ts every now and then, people play it here and there.

[Mayzer]

Did we kill the ENDAR DRAGUN?

[Darkkarma]

We all fell asleep before we got far enough.