CHOPAS - Wat the Heck? (NA Faction)

[Darkkarma]

I am extremely proud of how well we did in tonight's siege guys. All things considered, it could have been much,much worse. 2000 men and women took on a fully equipped castle with better gear and more than doubled our numbers and we still whittled them down to 16 spare tickets. The Castle is all but already ours. I urge those that joined today to join tomorrows final wave of attack. With just 100 men it will give many of us the closure we nearly had tonight. Thanks for watching and taking the pics Dex. It really does summarize tonight's battle perfectly.

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Right down to the TK messages  .

[Anwyl]

I know, right!  Of course thats a male dog, its obvious.  Just like my avatar is actually of a native american woman not asian with undyed, natural pink hair.

The sarcasm is palpable. Nonetheless, it is a male dog. To assume it was female was quite shortsighted.

[ShinySpoons]

lol, nice screenie. I didn't have the time to appreciate the bodies sadly. My images consisted mostly of brief glimpses of body parts in windows and projectiles entering my brain.

[Darkkarma]

The sarcasm is palpable. Nonetheless, it is a male dog. To assume it was female was quite shortsighted.

The misery on the poor dogs face was a dead give away  .

[Gorath]

The misery on the poor dogs face was a dead give away  .

Indeed.  It's the same look you see on the face of married men.   

[Anwyl]

Indeed.  It's the same look you see on the face of married men.   

 

That is not misery it's happiness and you know it.

[Darkkarma]

You are such an AL Bundy, Gorath. Also, this Ludus thing is awesome Dex.

[Gorath]

That is not misery it's happiness and you know it.

Statistics says you're not only wrong, but EPICLY wrong.
Logic also says you're wrong.

Because it's the internet it's safe to be honest.  Of course IRL social situations you're "So happy to be married to my wife.  I couldn't live without her"  Inside though, his soul is slowly dying a cancerous death.

You are such an AL Bundy, Gorath.

Al Bundy ruled and you know it.  That show used humor to present the brutal truth about life as a working man married with kids in a way that was palpable to the masses.

[Anwyl]

Statistics says you're not only wrong, but EPICLY wrong.
Logic also says you're wrong.

Because it's the internet it's safe to be honest.  Of course IRL social situations you're "So happy to be married to my wife.  I couldn't live without her"  Inside though, his soul is slowly dying a cancerous death.

The I will continue to live in my "epicly wrong" world were a married couple can be genuinely happy.

[Darkkarma]

The I will continue to live in my "epicly wrong" world were a married couple can be genuinely happy.

Dare to dream.

http://www.fionasplace.net/irishjokes/courtingandmarriagejokes.html

[Gorath]

The I will continue to live in my "epicly wrong" world were a married couple can be genuinely happy.

Oh, the wives can be genuinely happy.  Hell who wouldn't be genuinely happy to live a life of liesure where someone else does hard work and you get the money, house, car, never have to lift anything heavy or get dirty, most of the control of the house and all you have to do is make sammiches and occasionally put out or hang the illusion that you MIGHT put out in the future.  Goddamn what a life that must be.   No lady I won't lug this fucking 200lb statue in a crate any further than your goddamned doorway because it's not my job and I'm not fucking you so I don't give a shit.  I've already carried this piece of shit accross a warehouse, down your driveway and up the stairs to your fucking house so either quit being a weak piece of shit that orders heavy stuff or get your goddamned husband to do it as per usual.  Now sign the fucking delivery receipt. 

[Darkkarma]

Misanthrope of the year, folks.

[LordBerenger]

I take it back. This thread is starting to get fun. Go Gorath

[Gorath]

Misanthrope of the year, folks.

"My hate is general, I detest all men;
 Some because they are wicked and do evil,
 Others because they tolerate the wicked,
 Refusing them the active vigorous scorn
 Which vice should stimulate in virtuous minds."

"Of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing can ever be made"

"Hell is other people"

Some of the most true statements ever penned.

[Anwyl]

Oh, the wives can be genuinely happy.  Hell who wouldn't be genuinely happy to live a life of liesure where someone else does hard work and you get the money, house, car, never have to lift anything heavy or get dirty, most of the control of the house and all you have to do is make sammiches and occasionally put out or hang the illusion that you MIGHT put out in the future.  Goddamn what a life that must be.   No lady I won't lug this fucking 200lb statue in a crate any further than your goddamned doorway because it's not my job and I'm not fucking you so I don't give a shit.  I've already carried this piece of shit accross a warehouse, down your driveway and up the stairs to your fucking house so either quit being a weak piece of shit that orders heavy stuff or get your goddamned husband to do it as per usual.  Now sign the fucking delivery receipt. 

Sounds more like personal deep-seated issues than actual legitimate views of marriage on average. Then again, I've never been married.