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Author Topic: CHOPAS - Wat the Heck? (NA Faction)  (Read 630315 times)

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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #9285 on: May 23, 2014, 08:48:46 am »
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Purge it with fire
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #9286 on: May 23, 2014, 09:06:53 am »
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With the help of this song I got it out.

All my pets are up to date on their rabies and I was wearing protection like in the movies where they put on all the sports gear and leather gloves and tennis rackets and hockey sticks and egg beaters and casey jones and catcher's masks and a thick coat and a wastebasket and trashcan lid and a couch cushion and


seriously though, that was intense. It's too late at night to be that dog gone spooky.
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #9287 on: May 28, 2014, 05:50:20 am »
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RS is still alive and kicking, and I'm confident that it will do well without us in it. We're still loosely affiliated with it, anyway, since we play with its members most of the time when we're on.

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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #9288 on: May 28, 2014, 06:18:53 am »
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Rhalzo's already in Chaos' cooler older brother clan, he's fine riding his motorcycle around in a leather jacket smoking cigarettes with GIRLS, our little treehouse isn't his speed anymore.

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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #9289 on: May 28, 2014, 10:23:46 pm »
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Pretty damn accurate
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #9290 on: June 06, 2014, 04:08:38 pm »
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I didn't know where else to post this, but this needs to stop. Marcus, this is like the third video you've sent to me. It was a one time deal. Do.Not.Fly.Out.Here.
This community hurts my brains, a lot.

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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #9291 on: June 10, 2014, 01:23:20 am »
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DROP DEAD FRED DROPPED DEAD

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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #9292 on: June 17, 2014, 06:32:15 am »
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #9293 on: July 09, 2014, 07:05:39 pm »
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Wow, dead thread. THREE WHOLE WEEKS

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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #9294 on: July 09, 2014, 09:30:32 pm »
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Rip

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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #9295 on: July 09, 2014, 10:52:21 pm »
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On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #9296 on: July 10, 2014, 12:07:57 am »
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Wat...

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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #9297 on: July 10, 2014, 01:37:19 am »
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Attention, fact: Life was funny when we were all 12 living in the suburbs listening to linkin park watching dragonball z drinking pepsi while playing halo co-op on the easiest setting during which we consumed doritos and looked at paintball guns on ebay in internet explorer connected through aol on a 56k modem before hopping into our balding fathers' latest midlife-crisis-impulse-sponsored japanese-built suv to head to the mall and get more skateboarding shoes and third-rate irregular levis and mountain bike parts before heading home, voting democrat and masturbating to the latest sears catalog while huffing paint in your garage before talking to pedophiles on aim pretending to be whatever camwhore they're ranting about on myspace with a matrix quote/anime character name/triple six-asterisk-parentheses-surrounded screenname before heading to your supposed "good school" in the morning to buy more pot to smoke during your counter-strike lan party with jimmy and the rest of his friends taking ritalin and adderall and prozac eight times a day before taking a casual pass at local, state or national governmential figures, legislature, or structure to appear edgy and intelligent in front of your budweiser-sneaking, limp-wristed, near-to-columbine sociopathic "deep" friends who play the victim when they start losing arguements six days before their botched suicide attempt simply because school tramp number twelve wouldn't go under the bleachers with them to let them get to second base before their thirteenth birthday.
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #9298 on: July 10, 2014, 02:38:21 am »
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #9299 on: July 10, 2014, 03:33:37 am »
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On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?

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