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General Discussion / New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)

« on: March 31, 2016, 08:38:41 pm »

Since many of our old are dead or retired, we need a new generation of Best Players by US State. California will be split into Norcal and Socal since Norcal sucks and no one likes them. Post your A/S/L and I shall compile it over time and do all that other bullshit that goes along with it.


28/M/SoCal

I'll update this later tonight if people are up to divulging their locations and then subsequently stalked like what happened in the past.

I just remembered that I have a free rountrip plane ticket to anywhere in the US, and after recently becoming unemployed I may come to visit the smallest state with the most neckbeards and have a round of drinks all on me.

SoCal

Winner by Default - Arys

NorCal

Dupre 30/Unsure/NorCal

Connecticut

Jona ?/?/CT - Not yet won, could still have new player to easily take your title. (Easily)

Canada (basicallly US' Vassal State)


Nevermind Fuck Canada (sorry)

Illinois

Chumly VS Penitent

Washington


Tristan VS Westwood VS Dr Professor VS Sparvico

Texas

Elvis VS Relit VS Zeus VS Noodles

Honestly the rest of you are garbage.

Just kidding, i'll finish tomorrow.

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Diplomacy / I come for you Sauruvion

« on: March 09, 2016, 07:13:53 am »

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GOBBLINPLACENTAPICKER - 500 troops -0 - crates Heavily Armed
GORKTHEGOBBLINGROGGUZZLER 671 - unarmed - 900 crates
Assiington - 1050 - lightly armed - 3 crates
ChesterOtab - 1147 - lightly armed - 200 crates.



Please tell your members to change their nighttime settings. All I see is 15:00 to 15:00

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Diplomacy / DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOOO

« on: March 04, 2016, 03:18:13 am »

God damnit Gobblins, you have ruined our plans at a well timed, well memed planned out post to let everyone know that we have recently made peace with the Dwarves and wish to help everyone else fuck you guys right in the keister. This will have to do for the time being.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=720

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Diplomacy / The Time has Come

« on: February 27, 2016, 04:14:54 am »

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=650

Made by Knute!

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Suggestions Corner / I suggest you move my suggestion to this suggestion thread.

« on: February 26, 2016, 02:32:52 am »

http://forum.melee.org/general-off-topic/to-sum-up-a-suggestion-watch-the-first-two-minutes-of-this-video/

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General Off Topic / To sum up a suggestion, watch the first two minutes of this video.

« on: February 25, 2016, 05:37:37 am »

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Diplomacy / Fuck you neckbeard. It's not your fault you're a greasy no goodian.

« on: February 17, 2016, 07:37:42 am »

The Peasants are looking for additions, though recruitment will be hard as fuck. If you think you can rustle my jimmies, you can blow it out your ass.
 
All recruitment will be through me.

And if you dislike that theme song in any sort or form you can go fuck yourself immediately.

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... and all the other things floating around out there / Fallout 4 DLC plans released

« on: February 17, 2016, 12:57:44 am »

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/462zp4/fallout_4_dlc_plans_announced/

Gotta get that season pass

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Diplomacy / I'm tired of bullshit claims

« on: February 11, 2016, 06:41:53 am »

Good sir Dwarf who claimed a Castle for himself, namely Sungetche Castle. I'm sorry good sir but the Free Peasants of Fisdnar must remove you from the list of inheritors for the time being. We shall conquer this castle, use the women as breeding slaves for better peasants, and then use all the PP for our nefarious reasons. After this occurs, I shall give you the castle, and we shall be happy neighbors from the future on.

Don't forget that Sandy can go fuck himself.

Blow it out your ass,
XOXO Arys

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Diplomacy / EU Fisdnar and discussion.

« on: February 01, 2016, 08:09:19 am »

Since I haven't heard anything from my peasants about who has taken this fief, besides that they are French, I wish to ask it on the forum. Who the fuck are you people, and are you understanding what taking a Fisdnar means to us? Do you not understand that a clan named after a certain fief, still lays claim to that fief beyond borders? I will rely on you to contact me about this issue, and if it is not resolved, I shall ravage you and your women, children, and all else you have in Fisdnar. The rape and pillage you shall encounter shall be great and without remorse. Hopefully we speak soon, otherwise i'm sure i'll be eating your sludge mix soon enough.

XOXO Free Peasants.

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Mercenary Recruitment / For Glory

« on: January 23, 2016, 03:40:54 am »

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=192

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Strategus Issues / Alright something is totally wrong here, and its not a joke

« on: January 22, 2016, 06:44:30 am »

Alright so, the result of this battle is totally not true. And it makes my current 1:2 KDR look bad.

But seriously, there's fucked up shit, look at this shit.

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Whoever is my guardian Angel, most likely some one in supreme power looking over me... (why else would there be an NA Fisdnar?)

I thank you for your work. But I must stick true to the 1:2 KDR.


I think i am missing the main point. That did not happen, I was like 4-6 or some shit, and look at the troop change, what the fuck.

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Diplomacy / A diplomatic vote.

« on: January 21, 2016, 07:08:07 am »

Anyone who thinks Calradian Combatants is an absolutely terrible fucking name for a faction, is an ally of the Free Peasants.

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Diplomacy / For Freedom Checks please Dial 1-800-Pea-sant

« on: January 19, 2016, 07:49:46 am »

The Free Peasants will be for hire private investigations with 100% confidentiality. Your social life may be declining, but ours isn't!

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NA (Official) / Ban Dupre for a failed promise and just in general fucking all the shit up

« on: December 31, 2015, 07:21:39 am »

And leading to the demise of the mod. Fuck you Dupre, heirloom sales can't save you now!

Evidence through James, though him being an admin in of itself shows the death of the mod.

http://forum.melee.org/strategus-general-discussion/na-strategus-working-again-reset-coming/msg1186157/#msg1186157