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General Off Topic / Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« on: June 01, 2018, 12:49:33 pm »
Post another one, for black science man and all that sweet karma.

Nah, I'm good. Was fun though. Like explaining algebra to a chimpanzee. Meme on and await my 2nd coming  :D :D

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General Off Topic / Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« on: May 31, 2018, 08:00:00 pm »
I think you people are really just scared shitless by the prospect of death, which is actually kinda cute. I know it's hard, but I can't change it, you can't and papa smurf can't either, no matter how hard you believe it, and I know that you know. Trying to force you to believe something of which you know it can't be... I really don't think that's healthy. But it's a fate we share with millions of industrially slaughtered animals every day, as well as every worm, insect and other sentient being. We are not the chosen ones, sorry :(

Eventually, this fear is just an instinct that has been naturally selected in your genes, so they can (unknowingly...) use you as a vector for multiplication without you running off a cliff, not giving a shit. You just have to say: fuck you genes! I accept you are real and subject to evolution, you have put me into a good position compared to pigs, cows, chickens and all the other tasty species, but I'm not your bitch and I won't go insane over something I can't change, just because you want me to spill you all over the place until I'm 90!

So that's what the all powerful "entity" that can do the impossible is really all about? If you follow the history of the cosmos since the "inflation" (which really is fascinating, if you bother to learn about it), there's no room for it, sorry. Everything was roughly homogenous except for the small irregularities that can still be seen as very small differences in temperature in the cosmic background radiation today, which is the reason why any structures like stars were able to form at all. But nothing has since been above the natural law and there's no indication that supernatural all-powerful entities can spontaneously form out of vacuum energy in order to come and save your immortal soul. That only happens in Marvel comics :(

But we can't look beyond the event horizon of a black hole and natural laws as we know them don't apply inside a singularity. I'd say you have a better chance of immortality worshipping them instead of your idols. There's a big one right in the middle of the milky way, not far from here.

You may be kinda random, but not necessarily insignificant. The universe may be a bit bigger than you. From what I know scientists today think that it's in fact infinite in size and basically the same as our observable universe of about 14 billion lightyears in diameter (in respect to how far light has travelled...) throughout, which is also kinda fascinating, if you think about what that means. But in the end, it only really exists once in each sentient being in a totally unique way. So you are important  <3

Do you really think the prospect of eternal life is less frightening than death? Don't you think after 100 billion years you've had enough? "Please god, let me go!" "No, there's still cake to eat and clouds to watch. FOREVER!!" "NOOOOOOO!" Maybe after 10^10000^10000^10000 years? You're probably still very young...
But eternity isn't so bad when you're dead. It'll go by in an instant. We can do the math together. You just divide infinity by the brain activity based time dilation factor of a corpse, which is also infinite, and there you go.

And if you really, really can't get over it, why not keep it simple? Just believe in reicarnation and nothing else. There is no harm in that. The more complex your construct of lies gets, the harder it is to actually believe in it and the more you have to mentally rape yourself. And besides, reincarnation doesn't even seem absolutely impossible. If your personal mind could come into being once, I guess there is a small chance that it could happen again in another time and place. Or maybe scientists are wrong about the indefinitely expanding space and it will instead reach a critical point where dark energy starts contracting space again, only to reboot the whole thing in an endless loop, so we can live the same life over and over and over and over... yay. Or maybe, when the universe will be virtually one big emptiness in about 10^100 years, there will be another big bang somehow, an infinite loop without contraction.

And maybe you are really dying in every moment without realizing it. How do you even know there's a continuity of the mind and not just a continuity of memories? The buddha says a life lasts as long as a single breath and he is a bit smarter than jesus, after all.

"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it." - Mark Twain

Get better, sweet maniacs! Don't be afraid. You may be fucking crazy, but you are the universe. The stars died, so we can live. Can you feel it already? Hallelujah  :D :D :D

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General Off Topic / Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« on: May 31, 2018, 02:43:15 pm »
I wouldn't say mental diseases and euphoria are mutually exclusive. I've seen documentaries about inhabitants of mental asylums laughing hysterically all the time. You can actually induce a state of euphoria by killing off your brain cells, if that's your thing. If you manage to fall below the threshold, you obviously can't even tell the difference between reason and indoctrination anymore - conflict solved.
Normally I wouldn't care what people do with their brain cells. The thing is that the systematic stupidity of large portions of the population affect everyone, especially in a pseudo democracy. You don't have to see burning witches to know. Idiots didn't just make trump (and others...) possible, they corrupt the whole world in more ways than anyone can imagine. It's a chaos theory thing...

Understanding something also triggers a euphoric reaction. Saying it's the only source of "true euphoria" is kinda dumb, but learning all the key information about cosmology, physics and biology sure is more fascinating, even spiritual, than the fairytales written by very limited people from thousands of years ago can ever be. It doesn't begin to compare.

I don't have a fedora either. I don't need to pose.

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General Off Topic / Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« on: May 31, 2018, 11:22:14 am »
Witness the splendor of the atheist pseudo-intellectual in his natural habitat, the niche video game forum.

Oh, please. I'm blushing :). You see, I don't seek fame. I tend to the most lost and needy, whose natural habitat is niche video game forums. I'm impressed with your vast knowledge about ecology. Does that mean you accept that there are other life forms and that they interact with each other and their abiotic environment? Isn't that highly speculative? Does your cult approve of that? It's a start I guess. Don't tell me you also understand... uhm... "believe in" climate change.

What are your criteria for being an intellectual anyway? How do you recognize one? I'm curious. It's true that I only have one academic master degree (actually diploma) in biology, but I also enjoy learning all kinds of other things. Personally, I don't think you automatically get wiser by cluttering your mind with nonsensical or redundant information and misinformation, especially when it is fed to you for whatever purpose. I find it more relevant how much sense you can independently make of what you have and how much you can coherently derive from it in respect to greater understanding and ethics. The more contradictions and chasms you tolerate in the big (or small) picture inside your head, the better are your chances of becoming a blabbering idiot. Like Hawking, I don't see ignorance being the problem, but the illusion of knowledge.

But at least you're being a good christian keeping it real - authority over ideas. Who is to say what ideas are preferrable over others anyway? We are not qualified intellectuals. You are not even an expert. Kant? More like Cunt, hihihi. Only a person's mommy, daddy and priest can teach them what's right and wrong. Religion can only work that way. But is that a reason to be a meanie and hurt my feelings with personal attacks? No no no... You have to act really nice and pretend to be morally superior, when you are factually wrong. That's how you win the masses. Don't they teach you even the basics of manipulative rhetorics in sunday school? And doeth not the bible teacheth us to turn the other cheek?

Witness the empty platitudes of a brainwashed simpleton, whose innate mental tools for learning and understanding, which have proven to be absolutely vital in all other aspects of his life, are failing him in justifying and defending his right to keep and spread an infectious illness. Witness how these tools are now working against him. Witness him fighting his own nature in an unresolvable inner conflict and tragically become more schizophrenic every day, in a world where reality is getting ever more shamelessly obtrusive. And there is no hope while he still identifies with his disease :(

And I thought we could be having a nice discussion among mature people like these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5zT6h1qo8Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7PbBG1B_IE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKe4fshETQ4   <-- pseudo intellectual inside :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdD-uVbx5pk

The last one is particularly inspiring. It shows how you can become at least better (if not fully cured), when you finally free yourself from the cultists' brainwashing. Although he is clearly still torn inside, the poor guy.

Go intellectual madmen!! Bring home a victory (measured by applause in decibel) for m-m-m-adness!!

Sorry for wall of text. I know details are the natural enemy of the deceiver.

Now I shall go masturbate in joyful expectation of your next insightful one-liner.

If you don't renounce your false idols soon, I will get my toolbox. If you still resist, it's the fire for you. Your new name will be "Doqon".

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General Off Topic / Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« on: May 30, 2018, 11:23:08 pm »
Hit me up with another page of schizophrenic ESL rambling.
No, it looks like you've had enough  :wink:

Know your limits, boy.

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General Off Topic / Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« on: May 30, 2018, 01:51:27 pm »
Nice sardonic teenager banter. The answer to your question is no, I was referencing a hip new trend among enlightened atheists such as yourself.
Yeah, why would we still need the mindset of the smug enlightenment age today? Those nerds and fegz have already given us our daily memes, food, wealth and nuclear bombs. Now free independent thought can go fuck itself, and we can keep praising the lord for all he has bestoweth upon us.

The only "trend" here is your superstition, though. There have been rationalist-empiricists, also known as asmurfists, aunicornists, amaninthemoonists, aflyingspaghettimonsterists and sometimes atheists, in every time and place, despite persecution and murder, long before your particular branch of mental disease was invented, and they will still be laughing at it in disbelief long after it has taken its rightful place as a shameful and embarassing error of history. If it hadn't been for Constantine super-christ and your forged document "gifting" scam, your fellow criminal maniacs would have rotted away in some roman caves and nobody would ever have heard of a christian again. You can never wipe out the healthy, natural mind, because we are born with it. But you can wipe out infectious diseases.

I would talk with your type like with adults, but that would mean being rational. And I tried... The most faithful believers suddenly become dilettante skeptics when you try to educate them about observable, reproducible mechanisms in nature and their consequences. And suddenly 110% evidence is not enough, when minus 100% used to be fine. They can even come up with some rudimentary epistemological concepts, and then quickly change strategy, when they realize their memorized phrases only work on kids and morons or under threat of violence. Their main argument is typically "no u" and to go in circles until no sane person can take it anymore. But I guess that's part of your indoctrinated mental disease. The problem, like with many mental diseases, is that the afflicted encourage each other in their insanity, preventing the healing process.

So what can you do against dangerous cults of "chosen ones" that you can't fight with reasoning and education, that are above the law and licensed to spread lies as they please, hateful and discriminating messages, even call for murder, when any other organization would have been banned for it? If you're not religious and don't think that genocide is a desirable solution, then you are only left with "sardonicism". Apparently, all you can do against the madness in this world is to laugh at it :(

I have found one commendable thing in the bible that doesn't come naturally (unless you think about it): Don't demand interest on loans. And you atavistic ape-brains don't give a shit... where's your protest? You can protest against reality, but not against man-made systematic, exponentially growing injustice, when god wills it?

Since you WANT to believe, no matter what, and the whole "we want to see moar evidence" bullshit is just a distraction anyway, how about I write you a new holy book? You will get eternal afterlife with cake, tidbits and prosecco, classy prostitutes, penthouse apartments, sports cars, stylish sunglasses and hair gel, yakuzis, cocain - everything the modern christian of the 21st century desires! But I will not ask you in return to hate, kill or obey anyone or twist and cover up the truth. Maybe some practical tips on how to avoid being a mindless drone or a materialistic-nihilistic dimwit, a bit like buddhism... Maybe some nice stories from the numerous and dynamic mythologies (rip) of the antiquity on top. Is that a deal or what? Or would you sinner rather nibble at the body of christ and stick a cross up your ass?

I think for my next trick I will sell letters of indulgence for cash. Yeah, that feels right. $$$
Derp.

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General Off Topic / Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« on: May 30, 2018, 03:39:54 am »
What are you going to do for your next trick, stick a banana up your ass to totally own the theists?
The kind of wittiness only a monotheist can muster. Did you think of that clever remark all by yourself?

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General Off Topic / Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« on: May 30, 2018, 01:19:13 am »
War_Ferret, now quote all the Power Word: Death parts of old and new testament. Abrahamic religions are full of blood and brimstone. Don't restrict yourself to only Book 3.

We are celebrating ramadan here, not christmas. In any case, Christianity has had its time and they fucked up. 1000 years of exploitation (before there was even capitalism!), mental slavery and unparalleled fascism are an impressive achievement, I give em that. A hundred Führers can only stand in admiration and envy before the original book (and people) burners. Without christianity the bloody heathens would probably have colonized mars by now. Does their mockery know no end? But christians have become weak. When was the last time a christian burned a witch or a free thinker? Every westerner can just think what he wants now without getting burned. How is that even still a real religion? What is stopping people now from killing each other, dishonoring their parents and the holy sabbath? The HOLY SABBATH!!!

Anyway, I need to hear some more noise from jews and christians before I am willing to spend time on their obsolete editions of the good book. Show me you are taking your religions seriously, because I can't hear you! Just telling retarded stories about intelligent design is not good enough. The gods demand BLOOD!
The race is on! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Islamist_terrorist_attacks
I want my apocalypse now, burn the fucking planet!!! Afterlife much better than stupid earth. Buuuuuuurrrrrrn it aaaaaallllllll!

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General Off Topic / Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« on: May 29, 2018, 12:58:34 pm »
Pssst. Hey you. Yes, you. Shhhh!

It's me. Allah.

I have chosen you as my prophet to spread my word. PSSST!

I prefer to lurk in the shadows. I'm a bit of a shadowy type.

Truth is, I'm a bit shy and can't speak in front of audiences, so I need you to do it.

I also don't want to be seen. Because I am FAT!! FAT AND UGLY!!  *sobs*   DON'T LOOK AT ME!!

I have set this bush on fire, so you know I'm for real:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OWQPG2nk_0


Isn't it beauuuuuuuuuutiful? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I like fire.

I like fire so much. See how it dances? Mmmhhhhhhhhhhhh. Fire.


And now I will teach you the names of all the animals, so my angels will know that you're my prophet.


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Doggy goes "Woooof!". Cow goes "Mooooooooooh!".


And now I want you to listen to these infidels and produce me a sura about why they so stupid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCjVj6x8Wkk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKLmxIu1y4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqWqj0ADWqw



It is recommended in the time of the Holy Ramadan, because I recommend it, therefore it is recommended, from which follows that it is recommended.

Serve me well and you will nevah evah have to die! Just like Peter Pan.

There will be cold buffet and virgins when you're... dead. Promise!




Buuuurn'em!! Buuuuuuuuurn'em all!!!

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General Off Topic / Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« on: May 26, 2018, 12:52:31 pm »
I want to apologize, if I have given offense. That was never my intention. But you see... Allah mocked me first. Then I mocked back. One thing leads to another. Well, you know what it's like  :D :D :D :D :D
Allah can take a joke though. He is very full of himself. He calls me his infidel, I call him my all time lamest pop cultural fiction villain (nothing like Shodan for example), but we're cool. You just shouldn't take him too seriously, because he can be a dominant dick, if you let him.

I know it's hard and you're probably  thinking
"Yes, I'd like to grow up and not be the joke of the civilized world anymore, but what will my family, friends and neighbors think? Will they say 'we just want you to be happy'? Will they disown and banish me? Will they kidnap me and bring me 'home'? Will they stab and shoot me to death as an example? Will they behead me in front of a camera and brag about it like apes with gunz?"

But you're not alone and there is always a way. If you are really committed, you can get better  :D
https://news.vice.com/article/why-i-left-islam-and-now-help-others-who-are-doing-the-same

Happy Ramadan and get well soon!!

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General Off Topic / Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« on: May 24, 2018, 06:57:58 pm »
why dude?
Because this stuff is better than "Mein Kampf", which apparently nobody ever read - WE DID NOT KNOW.

stop giving in to the us vs. them mentality
That kind of mentality is hard-coded into my operating system, "Allah 6.32 AD RC", and there are no more upgrades :(

may batman be with you.
Papa Smurf much better. Wise, just. Lo!


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First a few more teasers:
9:4 those of the idolaters with whom ye (Muslims) have a treaty, and who have since abated nothing of your right nor have supported anyone against you. (As for these), fulfil their treaty to them till their term. Lo! Allah loveth those who keep their duty (unto Him).
9:5 Then, when the sacred months have passed, slay the idolaters wherever ye find them, and take them (captive), and besiege them, and prepare for them each ambush.
2:191 And slay them wherever ye find them, and drive them out of the places whence they drove you out, for persecution is worse than slaughter.
4:76 Those who believe do battle for the cause of Allah; and those who disbelieve do battle for the cause of idols. So fight the minions of the devil. Lo! the devil's strategy is ever weak.
4:74 Let those fight in the way of Allah who sell the life of this world for the other. Whoso fighteth in the way of Allah, be he slain or be he victorious, on him We shall bestow a vast reward.


And now I want to conclude my exciting spiritual journey for the time being, and what a journey it has been. I feel like a wise and moral person now, in enlightened spiritual unity with all living things - except women, homos, skeptics, animals, jews, christians, unbelievers and everyone who isn't muslim. But that goes without saying.
I have learned from the revelations much about hating, burning and not listening; that explanations are for the dumb and senseless; if you don't believe, just hang yourself; if people make fun of Allah or talk sense, just take a walk; don't drink and pray; wash yourself with sand after you went poo-poo or touched a girl; if it's bleeding, don't go in; serve now, enjoy when you're dead; be nice to infidels until you get a chance to stab them all in the back; when a goat falls down a cliff, don't eat it; if Allah wills it, he can destroy all unbelievers or make them believers, but he rather mocks and then punishes them, because they so stupid, even though he made them, so the joke is technically on him, but Lo! he can do all things.

My final score: 3.5 / 5 (including orphan compensation bonus)
Sometimes it was hard to follow, because the author keeps straying into wild rants about doomed infidels burning in hell-fire after every few sentences, all the way through to the end. Apart from that, there isn't really a clear message or a consistent direction and one is often left wondering what the author is trying to say and what point he is trying to prove. He is having trouble to stay focussed, resulting in somewhat random and incoherent trains of thought, possibly an indication for a pathological mental condition, maybe infantilism, which would also explain the aversion against women, the radical unwillingness to have dialogues with people of varying convictions in an unbiased and honest kind of way, but to rather just kill and burn them all, and then there's the clinging to an all-powerful imaginary friend and father figure and the constant references to him in all moral and ethical matters, which implies a strong reluctance to start taking responsibility for his own actions and views and to independently reflect on them. Overall, it was great reading though. Very special and often funny, sometimes touching when the author invents fantastic stories in an attempt to deal with his own misfortune of never having had a real daddy, even though their often childishly violent nature indicate deep, unresolved emotional problems and a therapeutical treatment should have been considered. He did copy much of his material from older sources, but that used to be common practice and copyrights were not an issue at the time.

Now I feel like barbeque and something burned alive in fire!     :twisted:   :twisted:   :twisted:
Who else is slightly hungry and hasn't eaten in hours?
But no pork! Filthy piggy bad!!     :P   
Happy Ramadan everyone!!! Globalized industrialization and information age yay! Renaissance and enlightenment nay! Faith harder, brethren! 7th century 4 evah!   8-)   8-)

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General Off Topic / Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« on: May 23, 2018, 05:39:54 pm »
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Today I want to share, in the spirit of Ramadan, some particularly sciency revelations I discovered while studying the good book.
I know now that there is absolutely no way that the Holy Quran was written more than 1300 years ago without exclusive VIP divine insight. From a modern point of view, people from that time and region would probably be perceived as naive, uneducated and ignorant rednecks, who understand nothing about the world or anything and are easily impressed. And yet the opposite is true for the Quran and subsequently those who are following its wisdom. The kind of insight and understanding, the love for detail, the coherence, the complete absence of any contradictions whatsoever... It's not the work of a hateful, manipulative madman and warmonger. It's not of this world. Nobody can make this stuff up. And that's what finally tipped me in the right direction. So many things suddenly start making sense now. And if all these are undeniable facts, then the rest must also be true! But don't take my word for it! See for yourselves what was revealed unto us:

18:86 Till, when he reached the setting-place of the sun, he found it setting in a muddy spring, and found a people thereabout. We said: O Dhu'l-Qarneyn! Either punish or show them kindness.
18:90 Till, when he reached the rising-place of the sun, he found it rising on a people for whom We had appointed no shelter therefrom.
21:33 And He it is Who created the night and the day, and the sun and the moon. They float, each in an orbit.
27:61 Is not He (best) Who made the earth a fixed abode, and placed rivers in the folds thereof, and placed firm hills therein, and hath set a barrier between the two seas ? Is there any God beside Allah ? Nay, but most of them know not!

So, what many of us suspected is true after all. The earth is indeed flat, like intuition suggests. If it were round, you would roll downhill all the time. And the sun and moon do indeed orbit the earth (as do the five planets, give or take), which itself is fixed in place. If we were moving, we would feel a tickle in our bellies and the wind in our shaggy beards. Water and wind don't erode sediment and landscapes aren't shaped by a number of abiotic and biotic processes. Mountains don't emerge from tectonic friction. Allah placed them there, who is therefore best (1st out of 1). Most of us just know not. Go Allah!

41:12 Then He ordained them seven heavens in two Days and inspired in each heaven its mandate; and We decked the nether heaven with lamps, and rendered it inviolable. That is the measuring of the Mighty, the Knower.
67:5 And verily We have beautified the world's heaven with lamps, and We have made them missiles for the devils, and for them We have prepared the doom of flame.
81:2 And when the stars fall,
69:14 And the earth with the mountains shall be lifted up and crushed with one crash,

Stars are not suns up to billions of lightyears away, they are indeed nice, decorative lamps and missiles for the devils. In the end, our sun will not expand into a "red giant" after merging all hydrogen into helium raising temperatures on earth to intolerable levels for all life, both muslim and infidel, stars and space will not continue to drift apart indefinitely, accelerated by so-called dark energy, until the nightsky turns black. Assumingly, the universe also isn't infinite and roughly homogenous, so there is not an infinite amount of life and species in it. All matter will not eventually be gathered in super massive black holes and then slowly released as hawking radiation until, in about 10^100 years, the whole universe consists only of isolated photons drifting ever further apart. The stars will in fact crash on the earth, which itself gets lifted up and smashed on the floor. Zoosh! Bang! Wisdom!

22:5 We have created you from dust, then from a drop of seed, then from a clot, then from a little lump of flesh shapely and shapeless, that We may make (it) clear for you. And We cause what We will to remain in the wombs for an appointed time, and afterward We bring you forth as infants, then (give you growth) that ye attain your full strength.
There is no evolution and no branching of species, no DNA, no random mutations and genetic variation, no selection and consequential adaptation to changing conditions, no ongoing process that started over 4.5 billion years ago. We were made from dust, a drop of seed, a clot, then a lump. I don't think I can memorize all those. Dust, seed, clot, lump. Dust, seed, clot, lump. Wisdom obtained!! Why does everything have to be so awfully complicated though? Also note how accurately and detailed the human ontogenises is depicted in a time long before modern medicine: Whomb, then infant, then grow stronk. A miracle?

24:45 Allah hath created every animal of water. Of them is (a kind) that goeth upon its belly and (a kind) that goeth upon two legs and (a kind) that goeth upon four. Allah createth what He will. Lo! Allah is Able to do all things.
Unbelievers may say "What about insects and spiders? Walketh they not on 6 or 8 legs respectively?". Arthropodes have in fact 4 legs, the remaining extremities are really arms. Lo! Allah is clever, slippery!

16:68 And thy Lord inspired the bee, saying: Choose thou habitations in the hills and in the trees and in that which they thatch;
16:69 Then eat of all fruits, and follow the ways of thy Lord, made smooth (for thee). There cometh forth from their bellies a drink divers of hues, wherein is healing for mankind. Lo! herein is indeed a portent for people who reflect.

A practical example of how civilization's modern day problems can be fixed by looking for answers in the Holy Quran: Bees don't feed on pollen and nectar. They do indeed feed on fruits... very much like wasps. There is no problem with lack of bees in agricultural monocultures today. The problem is that bees never helped pollinating blossoms in the first place. They like fruits.

86:5 So let man consider from what he is created.
86:6 He is created from a gushing fluid
86:7 That issued from between the loins and ribs.

Allah is fully aware that we grow from fertilized egg cells (aka zygote) and that sperm is produced in testicles, but when it comes to sexual matters he is fixated on very young boys whose testicles haven't yet moved out of the body, hence the loins and ribs.

6:142 And of the cattle (He produceth) some for burdens, some for food. Eat of that which Allah hath bestowed upon you, and follow not the footsteps of the devil, for lo! he is an open foe to you.
Against popular belief, animals are not our distant relatives. Allah made them for our convenience, for food or for carrying our burdens. If you don't eat them, you are following the devil. 10 years a vegetarian... 10 years of darkness. Can Allah forgive me? I didn't know I was being... develish. But should we now eat our cats and dogs or train them to carry our luggage? Which one is their purpose? And can we anasthetize them before we slit their throats? Maybe just a little? Lo! Allah is boss, knower! Wisdom +100

51:49 And all things We have created by pairs, that haply ye may reflect.
Granted, micro organisms often don't have 2 genders and reproduce without gushing fluid. Allah is aware of this, he just didn't expect us to make microscopes and snoop around in things that don't concern us. That doesn't mean Allah didn't know what micro organisms are. He has supernatural bionic eyesight. And... I mean, duh! He made them. He just keeps us on a need-to-know basis. Besides, some theologists argue that micro organisms are not "things" at all, but in fact "stuff". Allah is also aware that he put millions of different species on the world disc and that for most of them there must have been room on the "Ark". He doesn't see a problem with that. If you do, it's your problem. You are then the rightful owner of the flame.

Spiritual reward +1000

Happy Ramadan!!


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General Off Topic / Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« on: May 21, 2018, 08:32:33 pm »
Allah is as just as he is great  :D :D :D

5:40 Knowest thou not that unto Allah belongeth the Sovereignty of the heavens and the earth ? He punisheth whom He will, and forgiveth whom He will. Allah is Able to do all things.

6:149 Say - For Allah's is the final argument - Had He willed He could indeed have guided all of you.

86:13 Lo! this (Qur'an) is a conclusive word,
86:14 It is no pleasantry.
86:15 Lo! they plot a plot (against thee, O Muhammad)
86:16 And I plot a plot (against them).
86:17 So give a respite to the disbelievers. Deal thou gently with them for a while.

76:24 So submit patiently to thy Lord's command, and obey not of them any guilty one or disbeliever.


Allah better not catch any of you brothers working for a disbeliever, or it will be eternal hell-fire for you  :D :D :D
And keep smiling for now  :D :D :D :D :D

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General Off Topic / Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« on: May 21, 2018, 06:39:41 pm »
Studying the Holy Quran, I find more and more helpful guidance how to manage day-to-day life in the 21st century. I want to share some of my favourite revelations with you, hoping they will inspire you as they have inspired me and bring you closer to Allah  :D :D :D

2:118 And those who have no knowledge say: Why doth not Allah speak unto us, or some sign come unto us ? Even thus, as they now speak, spake those (who were) before them. Their hearts are all alike. We have made clear the revelations for people who are sure.

2:13 And when it is said unto them: believe as the people believe, they say: shall we believe as the foolish believe ? are not they indeed the foolish ? But they know not.

4:101 And when ye go forth in the land, it is no sin for you to curtail (your) worship if ye fear that those who disbelieve may attack you. In truth the disbelievers are an open enemy to you.

4:140 He hath already revealed unto you in the Scripture that, when ye hear the revelations of Allah rejected and derided, (ye) sit not with them (who disbelieve and mock) until they engage in some other conversation. Lo! in that case (if ye stayed) ye would be like unto them. Lo! Allah will gather hypocrites and disbelievers, all together, into hell;

4:43 O ye who believe! Draw not near unto prayer when ye are drunken, till ye know that which ye utter, nor when ye are polluted, save when journeying upon the road, till ye have bathed. And if ye be ill, or on a journey, or one of you cometh from the closet, or ye have touched women, and ye find not water, then go to high clean soil and rub your faces and your hands (therewith). Lo! Allah is Benign, Forgiving.

2:222 They question thee (O Muhammad) concerning menstruation. Say: It is an illness, so let women alone at such times and go not in unto them till they are cleansed. And when they have purified themselves, then go in unto them as Allah hath enjoined upon you. Truly Allah loveth those who turn unto Him, and loveth those who have a care for cleanness.

4:92 It is not for a believer to kill a believer unless (it be) by mistake. He who hath killed a believer by mistake must set free a believing slave, and pay the blood- money to the family of the slain, unless they remit it as a charity. If he (the victim) be of a people hostile unto you, and he is a believer, then (the penance is) to set free a believing slave. And if he cometh of a folk between whom and you there is a covenant, then the blood-money must be paid unto his folk and (also) a believing slave must be set free. And whoso hath not the wherewithal must fast two consecutive months. A penance from Allah. Allah is Knower, Wise.


Just the other day I accidentally killed a person. Lucky for me, it turned out he was a disbeliever and is now impaled on an iron rod in hell, so I can keep all my slaves  :D :D :D

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General Off Topic / Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« on: May 20, 2018, 05:57:42 pm »
2:6 As for the Disbelievers, Whether thou warn them or thou warn them not it is all one for them; they believe not.
2:7 Allah hath sealed their hearing and their hearts, and on their eyes there is a covering. Theirs will be an awful doom.
2:15 Allah (Himself) doth mock them, leaving them to wander blindly on in their contumacy.
2:18 Deaf, dumb and blind; and they return not.
2:20 The lightning almost snatcheth away their sight from them. As often as it flasheth forth for them they walk therein, and when it darkeneth against them they stand still. If Allah willed, He could destroy their hearing and their sight. Lo! Allah is able to do all things.
2:23 And if ye are in doubt concerning that which We reveal unto Our slave (Muhammad), then produce a surah of the like thereof, and call your witness beside Allah if ye are truthful.
2:24 And if ye do it not - and ye can never do it - then guard yourselves against the Fire prepared for disbelievers, whose fuel is of men and stones.
2:121 Those unto whom We have given the Scripture, who read it with the right reading, those believe in it. And whoso disbelieveth in it, those are they who are the losers.
2:126 And when Abraham prayed: My Lord! Make this a region of security and bestow upon its people fruits, such of them as believe in Allah and the Last Day, He answered: As for him who disbelieveth, I shall leave him in contentment for a while, then I shall compel him to the doom of Fire - a hapless journey's end!
2:161 Lo! Those who disbelieve, and die while they are disbelievers; on them is the curse of Allah and of angels and of men combined.
2:171 The likeness of those who disbelieve (in relation to the messenger) is as the likeness of one who calleth unto that which heareth naught except a shout and cry. Deaf, dumb, blind, therefore they have no sense.


I like sand, burning heathens and dreaming of being superior. They so stupid. Do you like burning heathens?

How many credit points do I get for sharing this? Are they redeemable in virgins?

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