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General Off Topic / Porn ID checks set to start in April 2018
« on: July 19, 2017, 09:00:27 pm »
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-40630582
>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>thinking of Muriel from work
>would I like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"scuse me mum, I... I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administrator
>"'Ello? Her Majesty's Pornography Administration Center. Who's this callin'?"
>"'Ello, I need a wank something good"
>"Hol' on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W.Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then. And what kind of porn will you be wanting today, Mr. Smith?"
>"Cuckhold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst."
>"Allright then. One moment please...and you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes uninterrupted access to cuckhold porn."
>"Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio!"
>Race back home before the cuckhold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims
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A nine-month countdown to the introduction of compulsory age checks on online pornography seen from the UK has begun.
>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>thinking of Muriel from work
>would I like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"scuse me mum, I... I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administrator
>"'Ello? Her Majesty's Pornography Administration Center. Who's this callin'?"
>"'Ello, I need a wank something good"
>"Hol' on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W.Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then. And what kind of porn will you be wanting today, Mr. Smith?"
>"Cuckhold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst."
>"Allright then. One moment please...and you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes uninterrupted access to cuckhold porn."
>"Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio!"
>Race back home before the cuckhold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims
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Forum Français / La Réserve
« on: July 18, 2016, 06:44:34 am »
Pour tous les français qui lisent encore ce forum: le ministre de l'Intérieur a appelé samedi soir "tous les Français patriotes qui le souhaitent" à rejoindre la réserve opérationnelle de la police et de la gendarmerie nationale.
Perso je conseillerai plutôt de rejoindre la réserve de l'armée de terre.
Perso je conseillerai plutôt de rejoindre la réserve de l'armée de terre.
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Suggestions Corner / Modifying cRPG
« on: August 26, 2015, 07:44:55 pm »
This is a two part suggestion
1- Make the launcher check certain files everytime you launch the game, and forbid from launching if not repaired to original spec, or some other solution to prevent cheating. And yes, I know chadz and co ruled long ago that moding the mod wasn't in itself breaking a rule, but I don't think there's a cRPG player who would say that turning off fog and weather, making it always be day, turning all weapons and ammo neon pink, making walls transparent, and a variety of other bullshit that they use solely to give themselves an advantage over every other player, isn't cheating. And this is only the shit that people have admitted to doing over the years. It's pure bundle of sticksry and should have been dealt with ages ago, it's a bigger issue imo than multiaccounting and on par with autoblocking.
2- Incorporate the heirloom pack directly into the mod. This is the biggest reason not to forbid game modifications, stuff like this which is purely comestic and provides no gameplay advantage (beyond being able to tell who is using loomed weaps/armor and who isnt, which isn't exactly game breaking). Unfortunately the usual cunts my old friendging up every multiplayer game ruin it for everyone else, as per tradition,.
1- Make the launcher check certain files everytime you launch the game, and forbid from launching if not repaired to original spec, or some other solution to prevent cheating. And yes, I know chadz and co ruled long ago that moding the mod wasn't in itself breaking a rule, but I don't think there's a cRPG player who would say that turning off fog and weather, making it always be day, turning all weapons and ammo neon pink, making walls transparent, and a variety of other bullshit that they use solely to give themselves an advantage over every other player, isn't cheating. And this is only the shit that people have admitted to doing over the years. It's pure bundle of sticksry and should have been dealt with ages ago, it's a bigger issue imo than multiaccounting and on par with autoblocking.
2- Incorporate the heirloom pack directly into the mod. This is the biggest reason not to forbid game modifications, stuff like this which is purely comestic and provides no gameplay advantage (beyond being able to tell who is using loomed weaps/armor and who isnt, which isn't exactly game breaking). Unfortunately the usual cunts my old friendging up every multiplayer game ruin it for everyone else, as per tradition,.
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General Off Topic / BRICS launch new World Bank
« on: July 24, 2015, 03:23:11 pm »
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/business/international-business/BRICS-bank-launched-in-China-as-alternative-to-World-Bank-IMF/articleshow/48160116.cms
Personally I think it's fucking great, if only for the competitive aspect. And if it actually manages to be more effective than certain IMF loans (which wouldn't be hard), it will make the development of emerging countries even faster than it already is. Then the IMF will have to adjust it's sometimes bonkers red tape restrictions. That's the way I see it being sold at least, "We will listen carefully to our members and try to offer tailor-made services for them". I thing monopolies are stagnant swamps of corruption, and this was the biggest I can think of. The IMF will have to addapt to compete, or vice versa depending on where things go with the NDB (New Development Bank).
Personally I think it's fucking great, if only for the competitive aspect. And if it actually manages to be more effective than certain IMF loans (which wouldn't be hard), it will make the development of emerging countries even faster than it already is. Then the IMF will have to adjust it's sometimes bonkers red tape restrictions. That's the way I see it being sold at least, "We will listen carefully to our members and try to offer tailor-made services for them". I thing monopolies are stagnant swamps of corruption, and this was the biggest I can think of. The IMF will have to addapt to compete, or vice versa depending on where things go with the NDB (New Development Bank).
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General Off Topic / GoT=/=ASOIAF
« on: May 11, 2015, 12:16:11 pm »
At this point the show is deviating so much from the books it might as well be another story. Can't entirely blame the show runners, if anything it's indicative of the declining quality of the plot past the 3rd book. The show cleaved rather closely to the book plot up until this part because it was a tighter, more closely connected story that worked almost flawlessly, not the meandering, separated parallel plots that followed. Martin has been struggling to tie up all these free floating loose ends for the past two books, what he calls the "Mereenese Knot". It looks like the tv show will get there before he does, and it will be only loosely if at all connected to where the books will end up.
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cRPG Technical problems / 1 guy VS rest of server autobalance issue
« on: May 02, 2015, 11:01:05 am »
So far I have seen this with two separate players, a guy called Greece who is supposedly from Chile and usually plays on NA and some krems I forgot the name of, Ostrogoth or Omarkan or something like that:
What happens is that without fail if they are inside a server when a round begins the entire server will be balanced to one team and this lone character to the other one. Greece showed up on EU1 and same thing happened as on NA1, so it's not a server issue. If it needs to be tested to find the root of the problem getting a hold of the krems guy would probably be easier than the chilean one. I'm going to guess it's something to do with the autobalance weighing them outrageously in calculations for some reason.
What happens is that without fail if they are inside a server when a round begins the entire server will be balanced to one team and this lone character to the other one. Greece showed up on EU1 and same thing happened as on NA1, so it's not a server issue. If it needs to be tested to find the root of the problem getting a hold of the krems guy would probably be easier than the chilean one. I'm going to guess it's something to do with the autobalance weighing them outrageously in calculations for some reason.
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EU (Official) / Unban Oberyn
« on: April 27, 2015, 10:34:24 pm »
Fin is a massive hypocrite, if he did his fucking assigned role in the first place and stopped treating his clan mates as absolved of any rules I wouldn't have deliberately tked anyone. Tired of krems testing, skirting and abusing the server rules to their stretching point because they happen to have an admin on their clan looking benevolently over his cabal of annoying trolls. Many clans have had admin members, yet I have never seen any other clan get away with the amount of bullshit krems do, or even attempt to, probably because they are not composed entirely of braindead cunts who think the entire game server revolves around their drunken TS channel.
nm, was apparently only hour ban, point stands, krems is a shit clan shitting up the server with their shit antics and Fin enables them.
nm, was apparently only hour ban, point stands, krems is a shit clan shitting up the server with their shit antics and Fin enables them.
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General Off Topic / Charlie Hebdo attack, v 2.0
« on: January 10, 2015, 04:16:33 pm »
The vast majority of "moderate" muslims hold values incompatible with my country. People like Heskeytime can call me a racist of "brown" people all they want, it's a symptom of their fucking idiocy and I give zero shits. Islam isn't a race. It's getting to the point where the word racist is thrown around so much it loses all meaning.
I interact daily with muslims of various backgrounds and "races" (including white, you stupid piece of shit), and non-"white" races that have nothing to do with islam at all. I'd say I have muslim friends but that would only confirm that I am a shitlord white supremacist in the eyes of the Something Awful Tumblr brigade (btw, have a look at the reactions to the shootings/hostage taking there. It'd be hilarious if it wasn't enraging).
I don't need to be threatened daily with death and violence to be afraid of so-called "moderate" islam. My anecdotal evidence is probably worthless, so take a look for yourselves. There are methodologically sound surveys on muslim view of many subjects, in Europe and the rest of the world. You'd have to be a complete fucking idiot not to be afraid of what "moderates" consider completely mainstream.
I interact daily with muslims of various backgrounds and "races" (including white, you stupid piece of shit), and non-"white" races that have nothing to do with islam at all. I'd say I have muslim friends but that would only confirm that I am a shitlord white supremacist in the eyes of the Something Awful Tumblr brigade (btw, have a look at the reactions to the shootings/hostage taking there. It'd be hilarious if it wasn't enraging).
I don't need to be threatened daily with death and violence to be afraid of so-called "moderate" islam. My anecdotal evidence is probably worthless, so take a look for yourselves. There are methodologically sound surveys on muslim view of many subjects, in Europe and the rest of the world. You'd have to be a complete fucking idiot not to be afraid of what "moderates" consider completely mainstream.
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General Off Topic / Iraq falling appart
« on: June 13, 2014, 05:05:42 pm »
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Security-Watch/Backchannels/2014/0610/Why-Mosul-s-fall-is-a-signature-moment-in-Iraq-video
http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/06/12/uk-iraq-security-military-usa-idUKKBN0EN23L20140612
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/06/12/us-iraq-violence-idUSKBN0EN0RV20140612
http://www.iraqinews.com/iraq-war/urgent-u-s-embassy-prepares-evacuation-plans/
http://www.bloomberg.com/energy/
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/06/11/world/middleeast/isis-control-map.html?hp&_r=0
So, the Syrian civil war expands. ISIS has completely fucked up the Iraqi army and controls most of the important areas of Iraq, and is going to assault Baghdad anyday. The american embassy is already evacuating. Oil prices are spiking. Most of the Iraqi army evaporated, was captured or joined up, the shia who did not manage to pass as sunni were sumarely executed, estimates of ~1500 of them. The captured ones were all wearing civilian clothing as they were trying to escape, so who knows how many more got away.
I'm almost certain the US is going to intervene, and if it does, it will be put in the akward position of fighting the enemies of Assad and unvoluntarily joining a side in the Syrian civil war, on the side of the dictator who's deposing they tacitly supported! Interesting times.
http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/06/12/uk-iraq-security-military-usa-idUKKBN0EN23L20140612
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/06/12/us-iraq-violence-idUSKBN0EN0RV20140612
http://www.iraqinews.com/iraq-war/urgent-u-s-embassy-prepares-evacuation-plans/
http://www.bloomberg.com/energy/
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/06/11/world/middleeast/isis-control-map.html?hp&_r=0
So, the Syrian civil war expands. ISIS has completely fucked up the Iraqi army and controls most of the important areas of Iraq, and is going to assault Baghdad anyday. The american embassy is already evacuating. Oil prices are spiking. Most of the Iraqi army evaporated, was captured or joined up, the shia who did not manage to pass as sunni were sumarely executed, estimates of ~1500 of them. The captured ones were all wearing civilian clothing as they were trying to escape, so who knows how many more got away.
I'm almost certain the US is going to intervene, and if it does, it will be put in the akward position of fighting the enemies of Assad and unvoluntarily joining a side in the Syrian civil war, on the side of the dictator who's deposing they tacitly supported! Interesting times.
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Suggestions Corner / Weight of armor/weapons and cavalry
« on: May 02, 2014, 11:08:13 am »
Simple suggestion if at all doable with the Warband engine, make armor/weapon weight have the same effect on cavalry as on infantry. A tincan on an arabian horse with a heavy lance and a polearm is just as maneuverable and fast as someone with no weapons and armor. I know horses are these magical golem creatures in Warband, and violating the basic laws of gravity is but one of their interesting characteristics. Still, this is one area where it should be simple game mechanics and nothing to do with realism.
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General Off Topic / John McAfee interview
« on: May 09, 2013, 03:48:26 pm »
For those of you who aren't familiar with this lunatic badass:
http://features.slashdot.org/story/13/05/07/2017203/interview-john-mcafee-answers-your-questions
http://features.slashdot.org/story/13/05/07/2017203/interview-john-mcafee-answers-your-questions
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... and all the other things floating around out there / Crusader Kings II: Game of thrones mod
« on: June 13, 2012, 02:33:51 pm »
So there was a topic about CKII and how it was 75% off on steam. I hadn't played the game for a while so I decided to go online and see what interesting mods there were. I have not yet installed this, but it looks pretty interesting. http://citadel.prophpbb.com/topic657.html
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It takes place during the uprising against the crazy Targaryen king and his kidnap-happy son. It seems more interesting than regular CKII if only because someone who has read the books/watched the show probably has more attachment to the characters than to some random historically accurate noble (unless you're really into history and know old dynasty's entire lineages/personalities/stories by heart or something). Stuff like keeping Jon Snow from ever being born (or winning the war as the Targaryens and having him be the heir of Rhaegar), educating Tyrion into being a commander and heir, killing off Catelyn and marrying Cersei to Eddard (poor fucker), and seeing how it plays out. Probably not a lot of replayability and can have weird stuff happening like Greyjoys taking the Iron Throne or Starks betraying Baratheons. And being a 0.1 v it's probably quite buggy. I'll post some impressions when/if I ever get around to trying it out, if someone else out there wants to give it a try and give their own impressions that would be awesome.
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It takes place during the uprising against the crazy Targaryen king and his kidnap-happy son. It seems more interesting than regular CKII if only because someone who has read the books/watched the show probably has more attachment to the characters than to some random historically accurate noble (unless you're really into history and know old dynasty's entire lineages/personalities/stories by heart or something). Stuff like keeping Jon Snow from ever being born (or winning the war as the Targaryens and having him be the heir of Rhaegar), educating Tyrion into being a commander and heir, killing off Catelyn and marrying Cersei to Eddard (poor fucker), and seeing how it plays out. Probably not a lot of replayability and can have weird stuff happening like Greyjoys taking the Iron Throne or Starks betraying Baratheons. And being a 0.1 v it's probably quite buggy. I'll post some impressions when/if I ever get around to trying it out, if someone else out there wants to give it a try and give their own impressions that would be awesome.
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Realism Discussion / Horses are immune to running into scenery
« on: September 30, 2011, 12:26:20 am »
I think I've already talked about this on IRC at some point. Basically, make it so that horses take damage (a lot of it, probably one hit kill) when they run full speed into walls, trees, boulders, etc...chadz said that one of the things he wanted to do with cav is make it less of a "go kart", I think this would be a good way of making cav navigation a lot harder. Right now you can recklessly handle your horse, couching a guy next to a wall if he's alone, galloping right at the wall, if you get him worse case scenario is a rear and you're vulnerable for a few seconds. Fail jump over a fence? No problem, just circle and try again. Did you accidentally run into a tree while running away from a horse archer, inf, other cav, whatever? It's all good, your horse has vanquished physics and considers inertia his plaything, he will go from full out gallop to rearing in the space of a few centimeters.
edit: Exception to this should be when running into other cav. Rearing should stay in that one case.
edit: Exception to this should be when running into other cav. Rearing should stay in that one case.
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