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Diplomacy / Return of the Squids
« on: March 17, 2016, 12:46:44 am »

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Diplomacy / DST REMINDER
« on: March 13, 2016, 03:35:21 pm »
The dreaded Daylight Savings Time is upon us! Remember to fix your website clocks!

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Strategus Issues / Strat 6 Troop Duping: A Comprehensive Guide
« on: March 05, 2016, 10:57:14 pm »
Welcome to my latest edition of abusable Strat mechanics. In this Guide you will learn how to create an extra 4.1666 days worth of troops; that can be rinsed and repeated.  Notice; you must be in a faction and be a try hard nerd to maximize your returns.
Have your factions’ Quick join http link on hand; create multiple “Skip the Fun” characters so you have an ample hopper of burn characters.

Step 1: Have your Strat main as a “skip the fun” character. When you join into Strat; use your quick link to join your faction. Start marching towards your factions’ troop depot city.

Step 2: Play CRPG for a few hours to regain Strat ticks. When you delete a character in Strat you will lose your ticks and silver so plan accordingly.

Step 3: When you reach the Depot; Transfer your troops and silver to the depot (remember you must maintain your 100 troop minimum.
 
Step 4: Delete that character and respawn in Strat with another skip the fun. Rinse and repeat.
 
This works because you now start with 200 troops every time you spawn in strat and can still transfer down to 100. Assuming you’re in NA it roughly takes three or less days to move from any location on map to any other. (Unless if your deploy shields; that is) This can be done on average twice a week but if lady luck is on your side it can reach upwards of five. Either way it’s a vastly superior way to produce troops. The only draw backs are farming Strat ticks every time you delete and respawn and you’ll have to deal with having a lvl 35 in Strat battles.
 
Calamari- Strat Advisor
 
Author of
“Tournaments are a lie; how I got my skip the fun to lvl 34 pre destiny patch via xp earned in strat battles”
“Strat 5 Gold Duping”

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Strategus Issues / NA Strat 5 "GOLD DUPING"
« on: August 25, 2015, 03:25:52 am »
Disclaimer: This is an abusable mechanic and might result in you getting banned or it may be viewed as a "stroke of luck" and greenlighted.

Requirements: A buddy, shit ton of goods (the farther east the better), strat silver equal to double the amount of goods, any fief (an eastern buy fief with high S&D is the best)


How to dupe: ***Make sure you and your buddy are right outside of the entrance of the fief, 1 tick to enter***
1) Put all the goods onto your buddy (you need the silver)
2) Enter the fief and at the same time have your buddy attack you.
3) You lose battle (24 hours later) and get transferred to EU (DON'T MOVE)
4) Your buddy puts all the goods on the town center of the fief for 1s each
5) Under the info tab you will still have access to the fief; go to the town center and buy all the S&D your buddy put up
6) Purchase the S&D from the fief
7) Start heading towards the closest Sell Fief you can find...All your goods will have great distance bonus already.

This is only a theory and hasn't been tested but all evidence (provided by McDeath) points to a 100% success rate. Please fix this bug!

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General Discussion / free shit
« on: June 26, 2015, 08:34:47 am »
30 looms for 1g more to come stay tuned

sold
Kulin_ban_the_Bossnian
26/06/2015 02:35:06 AM
to MIND_CALAMARI
I accepted your trade. You received 1 gold in exchange for your 30 heirloom points. The 5% fee of 1 gold was paid by you.

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NA (Official) / BAN: McMasshole
« on: June 26, 2015, 07:46:39 am »
BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. Name of your character involved: ALL_CAPS_CALAMARI
2. Name of offending character(s) McMasshole
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible: NA7 1:38am EST
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. McMasshole was attacking virgin during the 3rd wave; naturally I polled to kick. After returning he raged poled and kicked me. A clear violation of the rules.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did: Small dick syndrome
6. Multiple Screenshots 
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General Discussion / 0.4.1.2
« on: June 25, 2015, 02:26:51 am »
Alright, now that the patch is some what stable, I can give brief patch notes:

Current Patch:
-Weight threshold changed  to max(IF*2, strength/3 + 1) with a minimum of 6.
-Team balance was reverted to 0.4.0.0
-Added new items
-2H stabbed tweaked
-1H stab tweaked(less ghost stabs)
-Vivi was added back(viscount out)
-Decreased DTV bots stats/skills by 1-2 points, WPF by 50-100
-Roll was reverted, then decreased right and left roll distance
-Increased experience/gold on battle/siege(we know it doesn't show up on the website, donkey crew is having a look at this and should be fixed before next patch, server side issue)
was: 2000 xp / 50 gold
Now: 3000 xp / 150 gold

I thought I took out HA damage cap, guess it didn't work. HA builds will be crippled for about a month or less. Sorry!

Next patch
Working on:
-Increasing power strike damage %(would stay the same as now till about 6PS, after 6PS, the % will be higher increasing damage of str/ps builds)
-Increasing Heavy/Medium armor values
-Decreasing running speed when wearing Heavy/Medium armor
-Bug fixes and additions to current items(mongol armor and helmets, maybe  scabbard for executioner sword, and any other items the community gives feedback on)
-New DTV maps, Battle maps, and Siege/conquest maps
-New map rotation(what Teeth sent me will be implemented next patch, need more feedback from the community on this)
-Plated Donkey(Yes it will be added. Armor is re-textured and looks a lot better)
-Take out HA damage cap
-New polearm right to left swing animation(testing)
-Monthly Heirloom sale - http://forum.melee.org/suggestions-corner/purchasable-heirloom-exchanges/15/
-Strategus is still unknown, still trying to get answers and permission to work on it.
-New items(we now have a solid process for testing new items, shouldn't have an issue like last patch)
-POSSIBLY shop pictures (all the shop pictures are done, just need to be added to the site, unfortunately I have no access or permission to do so. I'm working on this <
-POSSIBLY ladders added to siege/conquest mode(would need brand new maps created that accommodate ladders and siege equipment) need more community feedback!<
-POSSIBLY a new feature added to crpg

Recruiting is on a hold for now. The person who has the ability to give players access is MIA. Working on resolving this.

I can't promise everything but we will try. As you can see, our team isn't going to give up.  :mrgreen: Be patient and please give us some constructive feedback! Thank you  :mrgreen:

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NA (Official) / Ban Skooksoold
« on: May 24, 2015, 08:01:36 pm »
BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. Name of your character involved: MIND_CALAMARI
2. Name of offending character(s) Skooksoold
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible: NA1 11:14pm EST
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. He went on a team killing blood rage.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did: Skooksosmallpenis
6. Multiple Screenshots 
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NA (Official) / Ban Not_so_Innocent_Virgin
« on: May 11, 2015, 02:28:46 am »
BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. Name of your character involved: CLAMS_4_LAMBS
2. Name of offending character(s) Not_so_Innocent_Virgin
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible: NA1 8:20pm EST
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after: He suffered the wrath of my Jarids for like 4 rounds in a row. In a fit of rage he waited until I was holding a Jarid back and tripped me to the ground in front of Plumbo and Khayman. Both can confirm.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did: Constantly griefs me when online.
6. Multiple Screenshots 


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NA (Official) / Ban Lord_Behemoth_of_Acre
« on: May 11, 2015, 01:22:45 am »
BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. Name of your character involved: MIND_CALAMARI
2. Name of offending character(s) Lord_Behemoth_of_Acre
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible: NA1 7:07pm EST
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after: Prior end round I back stabbed Behemoth then he complained that there were too many 1 handers to play well. The next round he repeatedly griefed me as I was fighting a 2 on 1. It was either with rocks or a crossbow; I couldn't tell but it didn't look like he was in melee range.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did: Typical attitude of na3 scum in battle situations.
6. Multiple Screenshots 


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Diplomacy / A MONSTER UNMASKED
« on: April 04, 2015, 08:12:44 pm »
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Are you sick of watching your teammates bro code JayJrod? Only to have to watch him for the last minute and a half of the round; auto block and triple left swing feign those same shitty teammates. Well you're in luck. We're hitting him where it hurts in a bar none, bro none, beatdown shitfest on the fields of Calradia.


Casus belli:

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Battle Link: http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=4058

Rewards:
Most Kills: 30,000
2nd Most Kills: 20,000
3rd Most kills:15,000
Most Points: 30,000


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Mercenary Recruitment / Choppin Block
« on: January 09, 2015, 06:58:30 am »
Capture Bryggan and bring him to the block
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Shiny Army
Multiple armor weights 21.4, 16.4, 9.1, and agi 4.1
Masterworks for all classes
"Deploy Equipment" Covered

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NA (Official) / Ban: Jason_the_Great
« on: January 05, 2015, 01:12:21 am »
1. Name of your character involved: MIND_CALAMARI
2. Name of offending character(s): Jason_the_Great
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible: Melee Gaming » cRPG » Ban/Unban Requests » NA (Official) 7pm
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after. : Jason_the_Great is spamming irrelivant garbage in the ban thread section. Seeking 7  day global mute and 12hr ban.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did.: baby dick internet syndrom
6. Multiple Screenshots:
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7. Names of players that can witness what happened.: Viewable now

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NA (Official) / BAN: Tristan_of_Erzoth
« on: January 05, 2015, 12:32:16 am »
1. Name of your character involved: MIND_CALAMARI
2. Name of offending character(s): Tristan_of_Erzoth
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible: NA3 6pm est
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after. : Started opening the gate and grieving over the castle walls with full slots. I had to tk him a couple of times to interrupt the gate opening. Installed as a secret agent from the attacks because they lack siege equipment. I'd like to make a motion for bans for the Stark leadership for this shiftiness.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did.: baby dick internet syndrom
6. Multiple Screenshots:
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7. Names of players that can witness what happened.: Skinboat, holiday, tornkik, HOC ect ect....

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Mercenary Recruitment / Chop the Starks
« on: January 01, 2015, 07:16:39 pm »

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