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General Off Topic / Serious Question

« on: June 03, 2020, 09:16:59 pm »

What is happening to/in America right now? Will anything ever change?

We go from ignoring a pandemic, to having the "best, really great, probably the most excellent response in the history of responses", to people in the streets finally sick of their oppression, peacefully (for the most part) protesting, only to be shot with rubber bullets and gassed so our fearless leader can get a photo op with"a bible" in front of an old church. Fuck.

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obviously a lot more has gone on and it isn't just that one instance.

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General Discussion / Time to hang up the spurs...

« on: May 30, 2018, 04:32:21 pm »

Well everyone, I've had a great time with the mod over the years and also a shitty time with the mod over the years. Bottom line, it was free and I had fun playing it. I'm too busy to check on this website to make sure you kids are following the rules and not being racist shit lords. I'm officially retiring from the mod, so good luck to everyone. Maybe we'll cross paths again and if we don't, good luck to you all.

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SOMEONE SAID FREE LOOMZ! Sure, I've got 5 items that I'll give away. Put up a trade and a number between 1 and 9001 and I'll pick at random a trade for that item; there will be absolutely no rhyme or reason to this, it will be totally random (IE: Your trade link here; number between 1 and 9001 here):

1. Lordly Golden Horde Helmet
2. Masterwork European Cavalry Sword
3. Masterwork German Longsword
4. Masterwork Plancion
5. 1.7 million in gold as well

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NA (Official) / Sugar, Assington, and thicc_papi_Cochese

« on: February 09, 2018, 03:34:31 pm »

You have hereby been banned from the game until June 9th. Why you might be asking yourselves? It's because you've both been logging into and using thicc_papi_Cochese and the thread where someone asked who he was prompted me into an investigation. I have screen shots of both of your IP's logging into the character and playing as him in game. If you'd like to explain how that could've possibly happened I'm all ears but the proof is right in front of me. I was going to ban you for much longer for the multi-accounting and both of your track records but after discussing this with the other admins and viewing the state of the player base (or lack there of) I've decided I will be merciful. Cochese, your multi-account is permanently banned. If there is an actual thicc_papi_Cochese please feel free to reach out to me and I will hear your point in this. Other than that, have a great day and focus hard on your studies since crpg won't be a distraction for you until summer.

Bronto

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cRPG Technical problems / Please send help..........................................or nudes........

« on: January 25, 2018, 04:40:13 pm »

SO i got this error trying to install crpg:
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What does it mean? Can I fix this?

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General Off Topic / Good Lord So Many Feels

« on: October 10, 2017, 03:12:15 pm »

So I get on this site today to see what's what and all that I disappointingly find is some topic about a fat cosplay chick and a 19 minutes video. What the fuck people? This is what you consider entertainment. Some dude talking about how a girl is a fat cosplay chick and pointing out her poor photoshop skills!?

Now that that's out of the way. The new Star Wars trailer is out and I think I passed out, came to, and then passed out again. So many thoughts and feels I don't even know where to begin. Here it is!

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Diplomacy / Gobblins, thou art bags of human waste!

« on: February 21, 2016, 04:01:08 pm »

Gobblins, you are scum. Don't you realize who you've attacked? Last strat I had over 600, that's right, SIX HUNDRED, heavily armed troops and I'm well on my way to getting that type of massive army now. You're probably peeing yourselves a little right now as you read that and the fear turns your insides to liquid. People of NA please help defend New Tamnuh and keep it free from Gobblin occupation. They already have enough of the map. Prepare your anuses Gobblins, Bronto is coming(in a totally non-homoerotic manner)!!!!!

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cRPG Technical problems / Problem Launching Game - FIXED!!!

« on: January 19, 2016, 07:02:41 pm »

What I did to fix the error below, was download the mod on an old PC running windows 7. I copied the files over to my new PC and placed them in the modules folder for warband. Problem solved. Thank you all for your suggestions and I'm up and running once more!!!!

Says:

The magic number in GZip header is not correct. Make sure you are passing in a GZip stream.

System.IO.InvalidDataException

System.Threading.__ThreadPoolWaitCallback.PerfromWaitCallback (Object state) and other shit like this.

Any ideas?

Edit: I'm updating my drivers now, and if this helps, I have windows 8.1.

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General Discussion / Game Crashing

« on: November 02, 2015, 04:19:47 pm »

On my alt character, the one I can respec every week, if I try to select boots in game, it just crashes. Every. Single. Time.

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General Discussion / Game Launching Error

« on: October 23, 2015, 01:06:37 pm »

Hey everyone, I've been having trouble launching the game with WSE2. I've found that if you check the "offline" box, it works. Weird I know but trust me. Anyhow, just thought I should let you all know. I've also linked a guide here in case you're having trouble figuring it out.

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General Off Topic / ERMAHGERD STER WURZ!!!!!!

« on: October 20, 2015, 01:02:46 pm »

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Sell/Trade / Trading Lordly Mail and Plate

« on: August 25, 2015, 04:43:06 pm »

Gone.

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General Discussion / Zeus has a problem with my title. Free heirlooms from Patch of Destiny.

« on: August 18, 2015, 08:09:52 pm »

Hello whoever can do this.

I was wondering if you could give a reforge option to the 4 heirloomed items that were given to new players. The mail tunic, long arming sword, war spear, and two handed sword. This way a player will get less loom points out of them but be able to use them for what they want instead of these mandatory items. While they are appreciated that heirloomed items were given to new players, it would be nice if something could be done with them.

Thanks,
Bronto

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Sell/Trade / Trading/Selling +3 Throwing Axes

« on: July 16, 2015, 09:00:09 pm »

If anyone is interested is +3 Throwing axes:

Type:Throwing weapon
Requirement:3 throwing
Weight:3
Slots:1
Upkeep:236 gold
Speed:17
Length:53
Thrust:43 cut
Missile speed:17
Accuracy:145
Ammo:4
Bonus against shield
Secondary mode has 38 cut

PM me or put your offer on here or up for trade. I'm flexible.

Thanks,
Bronto

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General Discussion / Where did the NA servers go?

« on: July 10, 2015, 05:24:39 pm »

Hi everyone. If we could get the NA servers back up..........
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General Off Topic / AW you missed it Leshma!

« on: June 05, 2015, 05:00:50 pm »

What a fucking shame...here you are giving a minus to all of my posts but you fucking missed one two you nerd. I've linked them here and expect them to get the attention they deserve. Also, please don't forget to minus this post too while you're at it.

http://forum.melee.org/game-admin-feedback/(na)-jona/

http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/fug/

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