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Strategus General Discussion / pRaise from one autistic wizard to another (desire praise thread)
« on: April 16, 2016, 05:57:57 am »you did it
you broke the spell for so many
cast off the shackles of dark autism magick
and smote the corpse of the aspie leviathan that is crpg
into the infinite abyss
its finally ogre
from one autistic wizard to another;
good work
you broke the spell for so many
cast off the shackles of dark autism magick
and smote the corpse of the aspie leviathan that is crpg
into the infinite abyss
its finally ogre
from one autistic wizard to another;
good work
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General Off Topic / have the wise AuTiSmO tHe WiZmO judge your autism power level
« on: April 01, 2016, 07:45:21 pm »post in this thread and I the mighty and wise
AUTISMO THE WIZMO
will judge your autism power level...
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AUTISM POWER RANKINGS
here r people that r closer to 10/10 autisms
vovka
renay
imisshotmail
mcdeath
gmnotutoo
asheram
switchtense
kratos
mirliva
tristan
torben
jarlonurb
blizz
darmaster
duster
here r people that r closer to 1/10 autisms
AUTISMO THE WIZMO
will judge your autism power level...
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AUTISM POWER RANKINGS
here r people that r closer to 10/10 autisms
vovka
renay
imisshotmail
mcdeath
gmnotutoo
asheram
switchtense
kratos
mirliva
tristan
torben
jarlonurb
blizz
darmaster
duster
here r people that r closer to 1/10 autisms
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Strategus / HI I-I W-WILL BUY YOUR S-STRAT SHIT SENPAI
« on: March 27, 2016, 06:06:02 pm »HI PM ME IF YOU HAVE ANY TROOPS OR GEAR OR SILVER TO SELL
THIS CRPG GOLD DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME SO I WILL HAPPILY GIVE IT AWAY FOR SHIT
I NEED TO USE YOUR RESOURCES TO FIELD MY GAY UNDEAD WIZ ARMIES
THIS CRPG GOLD DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME SO I WILL HAPPILY GIVE IT AWAY FOR SHIT
I NEED TO USE YOUR RESOURCES TO FIELD MY GAY UNDEAD WIZ ARMIES
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Faction Halls / X---***---THE AUTISTIC WIZARDS GUILD---***---X
« on: March 26, 2016, 05:54:17 pm »6
Diplomacy / What its like to post in diplomacy with kesh around [DANK MEME INSIDE]
« on: March 12, 2016, 06:36:28 pm »7
Diplomacy / GOBBLIN KING INVOKES LAW OF GOBBLECATHALON TO TEST ACRE IN LIGHT OF DISCONTENT
« on: March 03, 2016, 09:26:31 pm »IN LIGHT OF RECENT CONCERNS BOTH DOMESTIC AND FOREIGN ABOUT THE UNSUITABILITY OF ACRE TO SERVE
THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING
I HEREBY INVOKE THE ANCIENT GOBBLIN TRADITION OF CHALLENGES KNOWN AS THE
GOBBLECATHALON
TO SETTLE THIS MATTER.
JAMES OR ANOTHER MEMBER OF ACRE HE MAY APPOINT WILL HAVE TO PARTICIPATE IN THREE CHALLENGES IN ORDER TO REMAIN IN THE REALM. DIFFERENT MEMBERS MAY PARTICIPATE IN EACH OF THE CHALLENGES IF SO CHOSEN. FAILURE WILL MEAN AN IMMEDIATE EJECTION FROM THE REALM. SUCCESS WILL MEAN REMAINING IN THE REALM. IMPRESSIVE PERFORMANCES IN ONE CHALLENGE MAY NEGATE A LOSS IN ANOTHER CHALLENGE.
THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING
I HEREBY INVOKE THE ANCIENT GOBBLIN TRADITION OF CHALLENGES KNOWN AS THE
GOBBLECATHALON
TO SETTLE THIS MATTER.
JAMES OR ANOTHER MEMBER OF ACRE HE MAY APPOINT WILL HAVE TO PARTICIPATE IN THREE CHALLENGES IN ORDER TO REMAIN IN THE REALM. DIFFERENT MEMBERS MAY PARTICIPATE IN EACH OF THE CHALLENGES IF SO CHOSEN. FAILURE WILL MEAN AN IMMEDIATE EJECTION FROM THE REALM. SUCCESS WILL MEAN REMAINING IN THE REALM. IMPRESSIVE PERFORMANCES IN ONE CHALLENGE MAY NEGATE A LOSS IN ANOTHER CHALLENGE.
CHALLENGE ONE: YOU MUST WIN A FT7 DUEL AGAINST A CHAMPION APPOINTED BY THE GOBBLIN KING, IN THIS CASE FROM THE POOL OF GOBBLINS WHO DISAGREE WITH YOUR PRESENCE IN THE REALM.
CHALLENGE TWO: A SHITPOST FACEOFF WILL BE HELD ON A TOPIC CHOSEN BY THE GOBBLIN KING, AGAIN WITH JAMES OR AN APPOINTEE AND A GOBBLIN APPOINTEE. ANYONE MAY SUBMIT POTENTIAL PROMPTS BY SENDING THEM TO ME OR POSTING THEM IN THIS THREAD. A JURY OF GOBBLIN ELDERS SELECTED BY ME WILL VOTE ON THE SUPERIOR SHITPOSTER.
CHALLENGE THREE: TO BE ANNOUNCED AFTER THE FIRST TWO CHALLENGES ARE COMPLETED.
MAY THE JAM BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.
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Diplomacy / GOBBLIN KING ANNOUNCES PLAN TO RELOCATE THE DOGS OF CHIMICHANGA TO DESTROIT, MI
« on: March 01, 2016, 05:25:52 pm »THE REALM OF
THE GOBBLIN KING
HEREBY DECLARES WAR UPON
THE DOGS OF CHIMICHANGA
THE GOBBLIN KING
HEREBY DECLARES WAR UPON
THE DOGS OF CHIMICHANGA
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Diplomacy / GOBBLIN WAR MACHINE ROLLS ON, SLAUGHTERS BRYGGANS GAY ARMY
« on: February 28, 2016, 03:54:12 am »10
Strategus General Discussion / Solution to Ninja Rostering
« on: February 18, 2016, 02:54:22 am »
After hours of licking my wounds, resting on a donut in my computer chair to ease my bruised and stretched anus, and carefully applying bacteen to my dick-torn lips, I may have come up with a solution to the problem of last minute ninja rostering. By ninja rostering I mean secretly signing up 30 people at 8:01 for a battle that is happening at 8:02, so that someone who thought you were bringing no players to a pointless battle will only show up with a handful of players and you will shit on them with your hordes of nerds. Obviously this probably won't get introduced even if it is a good idea because m o d is dead.... but there is a shot.
There's a few simple changes in my plan to give people a chance to fight ninja rostering autists.
1. Implement a limit on how many players (maybe 10?) can be signed up and accepted in the last X minutes (5, 10, 15--however many is agreed on as reasonable) before the battle starts. This first rule stops 30 people from secretly signing up in the last few minutes before a battle.
2. Allow anyone who signs up in the first 23 hours and 45 minutes (or whatever is decided) before the battle to be allowed to be taken off and put on the roster freely, even in the restricted 5-15 minute period before the battle starts. That is to say that so long as people applied before the restricted period they can still be put on in the restricted period. The restricted period doesn't apply to them. This way if you need to do a lot of roster changes in the last few minutes because people didn't show up to roll call, you can take on or put off as many people as you want with no limit so long as they applied in the 23 hours and 45 minutes before the battle.
3. Make the number of mercenaries that have applied to either team public information. You don't have to say who they are or anything about them, just list it as a number. Put it on the c-rpg.net page for battles where people apply and check briefings. Just put it somewhere next to the faction/troop list/battle leader. This way people can see if a ton of people have applied to a battle in the first 23 hours and 45 minutes and just aren't being accepted because the battle leader is a cheeky cunt. This will allow a faction to know that the other team are being cheeky bastards.
If you implement all three of these simple changes, people who are ninja rostered against will at least have 5-15 minutes to prepare a roster for themselves if they only had 1 or 2 people signed up, they will be able to see if the enemy team secretly is signing up a bunch of god damn people to be huge nerds, and everyone will still be able to conduct roll calls before battles. The only drawbacks are that people will have to sign up in the first 23 hours and 45 minutes (or however many minutes) before a battle, and honestly that is not an unreasonable expectation to have. Like you have 23 fucking hours to apply. Get your shit together.
Tell me what you think.
There's a few simple changes in my plan to give people a chance to fight ninja rostering autists.
1. Implement a limit on how many players (maybe 10?) can be signed up and accepted in the last X minutes (5, 10, 15--however many is agreed on as reasonable) before the battle starts. This first rule stops 30 people from secretly signing up in the last few minutes before a battle.
2. Allow anyone who signs up in the first 23 hours and 45 minutes (or whatever is decided) before the battle to be allowed to be taken off and put on the roster freely, even in the restricted 5-15 minute period before the battle starts. That is to say that so long as people applied before the restricted period they can still be put on in the restricted period. The restricted period doesn't apply to them. This way if you need to do a lot of roster changes in the last few minutes because people didn't show up to roll call, you can take on or put off as many people as you want with no limit so long as they applied in the 23 hours and 45 minutes before the battle.
3. Make the number of mercenaries that have applied to either team public information. You don't have to say who they are or anything about them, just list it as a number. Put it on the c-rpg.net page for battles where people apply and check briefings. Just put it somewhere next to the faction/troop list/battle leader. This way people can see if a ton of people have applied to a battle in the first 23 hours and 45 minutes and just aren't being accepted because the battle leader is a cheeky cunt. This will allow a faction to know that the other team are being cheeky bastards.
If you implement all three of these simple changes, people who are ninja rostered against will at least have 5-15 minutes to prepare a roster for themselves if they only had 1 or 2 people signed up, they will be able to see if the enemy team secretly is signing up a bunch of god damn people to be huge nerds, and everyone will still be able to conduct roll calls before battles. The only drawbacks are that people will have to sign up in the first 23 hours and 45 minutes (or however many minutes) before a battle, and honestly that is not an unreasonable expectation to have. Like you have 23 fucking hours to apply. Get your shit together.
Tell me what you think.
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Strategus General Discussion / Should the staff let me nerf New Dhirim? Poll inside.
« on: February 17, 2016, 04:17:44 pm »
Everybody knows New Dhirim is a stupid ass overpowered map. I propose that I edit the map to nerf the keep and give the new version to the staff and they can upload it as the new map for Strategus battles. Vote on the poll to show your opinion.
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Diplomacy / GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
« on: February 11, 2016, 04:56:38 am »HERE ARE MY LIST OF GRIEVANCES/CASUS BELLI:
1. WHAT KIND OF A STUPID FUCKING my old friendTION NAME IS YOURS SUPPOSED TO BE ANYWAY? STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT IS WHAT IT IS.
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2. YOU DARED TO ASSAIL A HOLY MESSENGER OF GOBBLINKIND: MEMESTEROTAB, OFFICIALLY ORDAINED MASTER OF MEMES. THIS GRIEVANCE CANNOT BE FORGIVEN. FOR THIS CHARGE I HEREBY PROMISE THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF OFFENSIVE INTENT KNOWN TO THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING: YOU SHALL BE DESTROIT. LET IT BE KNOWN TO ALL: AN ATTACK ON CHESTER IS AS OFFENSIVE AS AN ATTACK ON THE GOBBLIN KING HIMSELF.
3. YOU ARE FREQUENTLY ENGAGING IN GAY ASS FIEF TRANSFERS, AND REFUSING TO DECLARE OPEN HOSTILITIES ON ANYONE. ANY FACTION THAT PRESUMES THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS, BE WARNED: THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED BY THE KING OF NA.
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Diplomacy / GOBBLIN KING TERRIFIES FIRST ENEMY, CONQUERS THEM IN RECORD TIME
« on: February 07, 2016, 09:46:24 pm »visitors can't see pics , please register or login
AFTER DECLARING WAR ON THE KINGDOM OF PEARS, THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING HAS OFFICIALLY CONQUERED EVERY TERRITORY THEY PREVIOUSLY HELD.
THIS SPINELESS my old friendTION, UPON LEARNING OF OUR DECLARATION OF WAR, LITERALLY EVAPORATED FROM FEAR WITHIN 24 HOURS. YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT, THE GOBBLIN KING LITERALLY TERRORIZED THE FIRST FACTION HE DECLARED WAR ON SO BADLY THAT THEY EVAPORATED INTO SHITFUMES IN LESS THAN A GOD DAMN DAY.
THIS CAMPAIGN IS HEREBY DECLARED SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, AND I MUST PERSONALLY CONGRATULATE AROWAINE, MY CAPITAINE DE FREGAYTE IN CHARGE OF THE OFFENSIVE. YOU ARE NOW THE MOST DISTINGUISHED GENERAL OF STRATEGUS SIX.
AFTER DECLARING WAR ON THE KINGDOM OF PEARS, THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING HAS OFFICIALLY CONQUERED EVERY TERRITORY THEY PREVIOUSLY HELD.
THIS SPINELESS my old friendTION, UPON LEARNING OF OUR DECLARATION OF WAR, LITERALLY EVAPORATED FROM FEAR WITHIN 24 HOURS. YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT, THE GOBBLIN KING LITERALLY TERRORIZED THE FIRST FACTION HE DECLARED WAR ON SO BADLY THAT THEY EVAPORATED INTO SHITFUMES IN LESS THAN A GOD DAMN DAY.
THIS CAMPAIGN IS HEREBY DECLARED SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, AND I MUST PERSONALLY CONGRATULATE AROWAINE, MY CAPITAINE DE FREGAYTE IN CHARGE OF THE OFFENSIVE. YOU ARE NOW THE MOST DISTINGUISHED GENERAL OF STRATEGUS SIX.
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Faction Halls / THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
« on: February 04, 2016, 04:04:56 am »WELCOME TO THE HALL OF
THE GOBBLIN KING
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THIS REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING
HAS EMERGED UNDER MY POWERFUL GRASP FOR A REASON.
WE ARE NOT JUST A FACTION.
I AM NOT JUST A KING.
WE ARE NATURE'S RESPONSE TO ALL OF THE PLAGUES THAT HAVE BEEN WROUGHT UPON STRATEGUS BY FEEBLE-MINDED AND SOFT-BODIED PLEBEIANS.
WE WERE SPAWNED FROM THE GAY ETHER, ORDAINED WITH HOLY AUTISMAL FURY TO RECONCILE THESE FOLLOWING CRIMES AGAINST STRATEGUS:
GAY SUPER ALLIANCES THAT HAVE NO INTENTION OF WARRING WITH ANYONE, BIG FUCKING PUSSIES WHO TREAT THE GAME LIKE A TRADING SIMULATOR, NOOB PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE GOOD WHEN THEY ARE TOTAL FUCKING GARBAGE, AND MORE CRIMES.
BECAUSE OF THIS RAMPANT CANCER WHICH ONLY ADVANCED THROUGHOUT STRATEGUS 5 I HAVE DECREED MARTIAL LAW, UNDER WHICH I SHALL NOT STOP CONQUERING UNTIL I HAVE TAKEN ALL OF NA STRATEGUS UNDER MY COMMAND SO THAT I MAY DRAW THE AUTISM FROM NA LIKE POISON FROM A WOUND.
APPOINTED GOBBLINS:
THE GOBBLIN KING
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THIS REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING
HAS EMERGED UNDER MY POWERFUL GRASP FOR A REASON.
WE ARE NOT JUST A FACTION.
I AM NOT JUST A KING.
WE ARE NATURE'S RESPONSE TO ALL OF THE PLAGUES THAT HAVE BEEN WROUGHT UPON STRATEGUS BY FEEBLE-MINDED AND SOFT-BODIED PLEBEIANS.
WE WERE SPAWNED FROM THE GAY ETHER, ORDAINED WITH HOLY AUTISMAL FURY TO RECONCILE THESE FOLLOWING CRIMES AGAINST STRATEGUS:
GAY SUPER ALLIANCES THAT HAVE NO INTENTION OF WARRING WITH ANYONE, BIG FUCKING PUSSIES WHO TREAT THE GAME LIKE A TRADING SIMULATOR, NOOB PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE GOOD WHEN THEY ARE TOTAL FUCKING GARBAGE, AND MORE CRIMES.
BECAUSE OF THIS RAMPANT CANCER WHICH ONLY ADVANCED THROUGHOUT STRATEGUS 5 I HAVE DECREED MARTIAL LAW, UNDER WHICH I SHALL NOT STOP CONQUERING UNTIL I HAVE TAKEN ALL OF NA STRATEGUS UNDER MY COMMAND SO THAT I MAY DRAW THE AUTISM FROM NA LIKE POISON FROM A WOUND.
APPOINTED GOBBLINS:
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cRPG Technical problems / Missing looms after latest update
« on: February 03, 2016, 02:33:04 am »
All sorts of people in my TS3 are missing their loomed armor after tonights update.