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Title: fuck bows
Post by: Golem on March 11, 2016, 03:03:56 pm
srsly
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Post by: Torben on March 11, 2016, 03:32:56 pm
r they sxy tho?
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Post by: Latvian on March 11, 2016, 03:38:22 pm
are they up for anal?
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Post by: Nickleback on March 11, 2016, 04:13:08 pm
they have already fcked up the crossbow,bows are not very strong atm golem they are ok,we better go and fuck chicks
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Post by: Ikarus on March 11, 2016, 05:21:17 pm
what about throwers, they got even more pesky lately
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Post by: karasu on March 11, 2016, 06:27:39 pm
Arrows should ricochet and kill the archer.  :|


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Post by: Guray on March 11, 2016, 06:35:30 pm
Arrows should ricochet and kill the archer.  :|

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That is the spirit
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Post by: Penitent on March 11, 2016, 06:37:37 pm
I know some people are new to this game and can't handle the fact that there are ranged players on the field.

I wrote a guide for you guys back in 2012.  Still relevant:

http://forum.melee.org/guides/(guide)-how-to-defend-against-archers-xbows-and-not-become-a-statistic/
Title: Re: fuck bows
Post by: Golem on March 11, 2016, 07:08:19 pm
I know some people are new to this game and can't handle the fact that there are ranged players on the field.

I wrote a guide for you guys back in 2012.  Still relevant:

http://forum.melee.org/guides/(guide)-how-to-defend-against-archers-xbows-and-not-become-a-statistic/

outdated, make a new one
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Post by: BlueKnight on March 11, 2016, 07:32:26 pm
Guess why EU always had different subject of whining than NA???
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Post by: Rico on March 11, 2016, 07:36:18 pm
I know some people are new to this game and can't handle the fact that there are ranged players on the field.

I wrote a guide for you guys back in 2012.  Still relevant:

http://forum.melee.org/guides/(guide)-how-to-defend-against-archers-xbows-and-not-become-a-statistic/

Might want to add what I remember reading in another part of the forum:
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Armor protects you twice; once because of the damage reduction on hits, once because ranged players tend to prioritize the lightly armored guy next to you.
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Post by: Yeldur on March 11, 2016, 07:44:50 pm
Might want to add what I remember reading in another part of the forum:

Don't most archers use Bodkin arrows, thus making prioritising the armoured people the logical option as you're now using a pierce arrow..?
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Post by: WarLord on March 11, 2016, 07:51:15 pm
I read the title as "fuck boys", because all the bitches on facebook are liking and sharing pictures and memes talking about "fuck boys", which seems to be the male equivalent to hoe ...  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ah yeah, I'm not even playing anymore, but fuck bows seem accurate ...
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Post by: Alec on March 11, 2016, 07:53:00 pm
what about throwers, they got even more pesky lately

The throwing lances need a delay between melee and throwing mode imo
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Post by: Rico on March 11, 2016, 08:06:53 pm
Don't most archers use Bodkin arrows, thus making prioritising the armoured people the logical option as you're now using a pierce arrow..?
Imagine you're hungry. You see a deer and a ready-cooked meal next to a microwave. Do you hunt the deer just because you have a bow?
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Post by: Gurgumul on March 11, 2016, 08:29:23 pm
I'd hunt the deer, then eat the microwave.
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Post by: Tiger on March 11, 2016, 08:35:20 pm
Imagine you're hungry. You see a deer and a ready-cooked meal next to a microwave. Do you hunt the deer just because you have a bow?

Ew ready cooked as in frozen? Everything's got to be fresh fresh fresh!
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Post by: Mirliva on March 11, 2016, 08:41:03 pm
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Post by: Asheram on March 11, 2016, 08:44:41 pm
Arrows should ricochet and kill the archer.  :|


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Arrows need whistles
This is how arrows should work
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Post by: Golem on March 11, 2016, 09:27:08 pm
terror weapon
srsly tho, the commentetaror even says that its unlikely that an arrow would penetrate a helmet, remove bonus headshot damage pls
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Post by: Richyy on March 11, 2016, 09:34:22 pm
But have you guys seen this video?
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Post by: Asheram on March 27, 2016, 01:04:46 am
But have you guys seen this video?
I think the requirement to play as an archer in game should be to youtube a video of themselves making a bow and arrows out in the wilderness with only materials found around you and without the use of conventional tools.
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Post by: Yeldur on March 27, 2016, 03:03:27 am
Imagine you're hungry. You see a deer and a ready-cooked meal next to a microwave. Do you hunt the deer just because you have a bow?
It's a nice analogy, but hardly fits with the situation, now a days the stronger builds ARE tincans who use 27/17 builds, do you go for kills or play for your team? I'd rather play for my team and focus the tanky damage dealers as opposed to a weak agiwhore who can die in two hits.
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Post by: Jarl_Onurb on March 27, 2016, 04:49:38 am
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Armor protects you twice; once because of the damage reduction on hits, once because ranged players tend to prioritize the lightly armored guy next to you.
Might want to add what I remember reading in another part of the forum:

When you are riding a pony it doesnt matter what armor you have, you will get shot, it doesnt matter how far you are nor how many ez targets they have, you WILL get shot, fucking cancer.
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Post by: Morris on March 27, 2016, 09:11:17 am
I think the requirement to play as an archer in game should be to youtube a video of themselves making a bow and arrows out in the wilderness with only materials found around you and without the use of conventional tools.


then u get jumped by a bear in the woods and u have to fight it and u youtube urself fighting the bear it's like YAT TA and u get styled on by a serpent kick and then he takes off his pants & whips his dick out and its rly swoll and he charges at u swinging it around and grabs u with it slams u to the ground KAPOW and then he starts beating on u with his huge penis and u start crying like a big fat baby and ur getting styled on by this bear and then another bear comes up & he wants in on the action but the 1st one says "no" & the second bear eats him then the second bear insults ur mother and challenges u to penis fencing and u have to take out ur dick to fight this other bear but when u pull ur pants down u have no dick because archers are dickless losers and now u cant penis fence with this bear and it starts wailing on u with its pulsating meatwand and u starting choking on ur tears but then it wraps around u and constricts u and it squeezes u so hard u explode into a million pieces and then someone finds the camera and uploads the vid to youtube and it gets 50000000 trillion hits and one day ur mom finds the video and she's like wtf im glad this idiot got fucked up thats what u get for playing archer im going to find that bear & thank it personally and then ur mom leaves ur dad to marry the bear and the bear fucks ur mom super hard like ur dad never could
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Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 27, 2016, 09:31:36 am

then u get jumped by a bear in the woods and u have to fight it and u youtube urself fighting the bear it's like YAT TA and u get styled on by a serpent kick and then he takes off his pants & whips his dick out and its rly swoll and he charges at u swinging it around and grabs u with it slams u to the ground KAPOW and then he starts beating on u with his huge penis and u start crying like a big fat baby and ur getting styled on by this bear and then another bear comes up & he wants in on the action but the 1st one says "no" & the second bear eats him then the second bear insults ur mother and challenges u to penis fencing and u have to take out ur dick to fight this other bear but when u pull ur pants down u have no dick because archers are dickless losers and now u cant penis fence with this bear and it starts wailing on u with its pulsating meatwand and u starting choking on ur tears but then it wraps around u and constricts u and it squeezes u so hard u explode into a million pieces and then someone finds the camera and uploads the vid to youtube and it gets 50000000 trillion hits and one day ur mom finds the video and she's like wtf im glad this idiot got fucked up thats what u get for playing archer im going to find that bear & thank it personally and then ur mom leaves ur dad to marry the bear and the bear fucks ur mom super hard like ur dad never could

then he goes "heeyy boo boo lets get a Pic-a-nic basket!"
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Post by: the real god emperor on March 27, 2016, 01:21:22 pm
Explains all archers in cRPG history;

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Post by: Macropus on March 27, 2016, 08:49:29 pm
But have you guys seen this video?
His moves after the shot look so stupid, like he's trying to be Legolas in a movie or something, lol. So unnatural.
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Post by: Golem on March 27, 2016, 09:07:00 pm
Explains all archers in cRPG history;


Darwin Award?
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Post by: DKNhz on March 28, 2016, 09:54:50 am
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Post by: RD_Professor on March 28, 2016, 08:28:38 pm
Imagine you're hungry. You see a deer and a ready-cooked meal next to a microwave. Do you hunt the deer just because you have a bow?

No, I'd hunt the ready-cooked meal with the microwave.
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Post by: Asheram on March 28, 2016, 08:44:13 pm
Imagine you're hungry. You see a deer and a ready-cooked meal next to a microwave. Do you hunt the deer just because you have a bow?
No, I'd hunt the ready-cooked meal with the microwave.
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generator in order to even be able to use the microwave to cook the frozen dinner.
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Post by: Aiyasha on March 30, 2016, 01:33:30 am
Hey guys what's going on in h-...


then u get jumped by a bear in the woods and u have to fight it and u youtube urself fighting the bear it's like YAT TA and u get styled on by a serpent kick and then he takes off his pants & whips his dick out and its rly swoll and he charges at u swinging it around and grabs u with it slams u to the ground KAPOW and then he starts beating on u with his huge penis and u start crying like a big fat baby and ur getting styled on by this bear and then another bear comes up & he wants in on the action but the 1st one says "no" & the second bear eats him then the second bear insults ur mother and challenges u to penis fencing and u have to take out ur dick to fight this other bear but when u pull ur pants down u have no dick because archers are dickless losers and now u cant penis fence with this bear and it starts wailing on u with its pulsating meatwand and u starting choking on ur tears but then it wraps around u and constricts u and it squeezes u so hard u explode into a million pieces and then someone finds the camera and uploads the vid to youtube and it gets 50000000 trillion hits and one day ur mom finds the video and she's like wtf im glad this idiot got fucked up thats what u get for playing archer im going to find that bear & thank it personally and then ur mom leaves ur dad to marry the bear and the bear fucks ur mom super hard like ur dad never could

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Post by: Dr_Device on March 30, 2016, 05:46:50 am
But have you guys seen this video?

Lars is an impressive trick shooter, but the historical claims made in the video are largely wrong, and he uses light bows with only a partial draw to do most of these stunts.
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Post by: Asheram on March 31, 2016, 02:54:43 am

then u get jumped by a bear in the woods and u have to fight it and u youtube urself fighting the bear it's like YAT TA and u get styled on by a serpent kick and then he takes off his pants & whips his dick out and its rly swoll and he charges at u swinging it around and grabs u with it slams u to the ground KAPOW and then he starts beating on u with his huge penis and u start crying like a big fat baby and ur getting styled on by this bear and then another bear comes up & he wants in on the action but the 1st one says "no" & the second bear eats him then the second bear insults ur mother and challenges u to penis fencing and u have to take out ur dick to fight this other bear but when u pull ur pants down u have no dick because archers are dickless losers and now u cant penis fence with this bear and it starts wailing on u with its pulsating meatwand and u starting choking on ur tears but then it wraps around u and constricts u and it squeezes u so hard u explode into a million pieces and then someone finds the camera and uploads the vid to youtube and it gets 50000000 trillion hits and one day ur mom finds the video and she's like wtf im glad this idiot got fucked up thats what u get for playing archer im going to find that bear & thank it personally and then ur mom leaves ur dad to marry the bear and the bear fucks ur mom super hard like ur dad never could
Leo lost his bear penis fencing match.
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Post by: Blackbow on April 02, 2016, 04:45:24 pm
Get shield nubz !

you know you can be pole/2h hero and have a shield ?
plain cavalry shield just need 1 shield skill and it's a good one
all ranged need to adapt their build and spend point everywhere except xbow ofc coz op
so when inf is stop crying and start to adapt ?

we talk about throwing who can have more amo than archers and have much accuracy for equal wpf ?

throwing is futur !
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Post by: Switchtense on April 02, 2016, 04:52:10 pm
Being a bow myself I feed slightly offended.
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Post by: Gurgumul on April 02, 2016, 08:40:51 pm
xbow op
Yes but only once a minute. The rest of the time, xbowmen are literally stationary, defenseless punching bags that rely only on the enemy's mercy.
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Post by: Asheram on April 16, 2017, 02:55:25 am
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Post by: Viriathus on April 18, 2017, 11:22:28 pm
lets make a thread about Lars the archer again. I feel like we need to talk about accurate history research.
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 19, 2017, 09:18:34 am
Yes but only once a minute. The rest of the time, xbowmen are literally stationary, defenseless punching bags that rely only on the enemy's mercy their own team to not nudge or kick them during the reload animation.
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Post by: Gurgumul on October 11, 2021, 11:39:28 am

thank u for noticing me, senpai
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Post by: Torben on November 23, 2021, 11:41:59 am
Being a bow myself I feed slightly offended.

I really want to draw you.