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Title: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Falka on October 09, 2015, 07:03:52 pm
Happy day indeed. Need a confirmation, but looks like I've got it, the best job in the world. Or at least my dream job  :wink: Just had to share it  :P
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Latvian on October 09, 2015, 07:22:58 pm
which is?
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Vibe on October 09, 2015, 07:30:10 pm
sucking dick
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Falka on October 09, 2015, 07:38:41 pm
sucking dick

Nope, that's not my dream job, that's what I do in my spare time.

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Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Umbra on October 09, 2015, 07:43:48 pm
Wtf is wrong with her legs. Bad photoshop
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Vibe on October 09, 2015, 08:04:25 pm
Wtf is wrong with her legs. Bad photoshop

yeah lol disgusting
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Azuma on October 09, 2015, 08:10:03 pm
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Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Xant on October 09, 2015, 08:11:30 pm
Why is errybody so serrious
Acting so mysterrrious
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on October 09, 2015, 08:21:14 pm
And I am taking a shit at work again... Turns out I have two different sock on today.

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Anyone else is taking a dump right now?..
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Xant on October 09, 2015, 08:41:34 pm
Why do you wear different underwear every day?
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on October 09, 2015, 09:37:56 pm
Why do you wear different underwear every day?

I am running almost every day after work, so even though I am definitely not a neat person, I can't just sit in sweat-wet underpants at home... That would be too much.

I remember running out of fresh underpants once, few years ago, and it was a very hot summer day, so I used a t-shirt as underpants. Used a saggy one, so my legs would go through the armholes... My ex wife have been very disappointed with me when she got back from work. I called this double t-shirt combo - "a Jesus set", cause I looked like him, when he had them rags on while hanging on the cross.

Anyway, it's trendy now to take pictures while shitting at work, like Harlem shake back in the days and such. You should all join the fun guys. All the celebrities are tweeting their shitting pictures and you are living in the cave and don't know shit about shit.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Siiem on October 09, 2015, 10:07:08 pm
I am running almost every day after work, so even though I am definitely not a neat person, I can't just sit in sweat-wet underpants at home...

Why not? After climbing a mountian recently I didn't even change my clothes. FRUITS OF YOUR LABOR. Enjoy them.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on October 09, 2015, 11:58:51 pm
Why not? After climbing a mountian recently I didn't even change my clothes. FRUITS OF YOUR LABOR. Enjoy them.

Meah... Been doing it for over a year now, so there is like zero novelty value in running for me, just something to be done.
It's the same with going out and doing drugs - it was special once, and I'd be preparing for that, making plans and arrange it in some way, but now it's a routine - time efficiency has the top priority. Like right now I finished my evening shift, ran my 4 km, came home, took a shower, emptied 2 beer cans, took a line, and 40 min later I'm already on my way to town. :)

Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Xant on October 10, 2015, 12:49:37 am
What kind of drugs have you done?
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on October 10, 2015, 12:54:12 am
What kind of drugs have you done?

Today I had a tiny little bit of hash and very little coco. :) not planning on being out for long, 3-5 hours. If I hook up with a sweat girl all bets are off though!
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Xant on October 10, 2015, 01:34:19 am
How do the stronger drugs make you feel? Anything you can compare the feeling(s) to?
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on October 10, 2015, 01:53:08 am
How do the stronger drugs make you feel? Anything you can compare the feeling(s) to?

http://forum.melee.org/gentlemen's-club/pills-r-fur-poppin/msg1144047/#msg1144047 (http://forum.melee.org/gentlemen's-club/pills-r-fur-poppin/msg1144047/#msg1144047)

And Coco is like strong coffee:) mdma crystals are the best and most pleasant of what I did. I don't touch opiates though.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: xxkaliboyx on October 10, 2015, 02:25:59 am
http://forum.melee.org/gentlemen's-club/pills-r-fur-poppin/msg1144047/#msg1144047 (http://forum.melee.org/gentlemen's-club/pills-r-fur-poppin/msg1144047/#msg1144047)

And Coco is like strong coffee:) mdma crystals are the best and most pleasant of what I did. I don't touch opiates though.

The Fuck? There is a whole other sub-forum I don't know about? Everything is distorted now.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Xant on October 10, 2015, 02:45:35 am
http://forum.melee.org/gentlemen's-club/pills-r-fur-poppin/msg1144047/#msg1144047 (http://forum.melee.org/gentlemen's-club/pills-r-fur-poppin/msg1144047/#msg1144047)

And Coco is like strong coffee:) mdma crystals are the best and most pleasant of what I did. I don't touch opiates though.
Have you ever done the big H?
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on October 10, 2015, 03:17:43 am
Have you ever done the big H?

Heroine?.. It's an opiate, isn't it?..
No, never injected or smoked opiates.

If you want to have some "drug experience" - try mdma, you will not have a withdrawal, and you wil not get hooked up on it.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Xant on October 10, 2015, 03:31:28 am
I can't get any drug experience, in case they ever develop a working polygraph test, which is why I'm asking how it feels. I've heard people describe heroin as being the best thing ever. Then some others says it's just like stronger caffeine. Seems like a wildly personal experience?
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on October 10, 2015, 04:29:27 am
I can't get any drug experience, in case they ever develop a working polygraph test, which is why I'm asking how it feels. I've heard people describe heroin as being the best thing ever. Then some others says it's just like stronger caffeine. Seems like a wildly personal experience?

Just got back home, so I am drunk, and will probably make even less sense than usual... Anyway, there is no way to deny drugs. Anyone who is saying otherwise are liars. It's fucking science. There are probably some cases of individuals being resistant or allergic to something, but it's rare, right?

If someone injects you with heroine - there is not way for you to say: "meah, energy drinks makes me more high". That would be some Harry fruckin' Potter level shit.

So if we two would share some MDMA right now, we would eat a 2-3 mm crystal each, drink a glass of Amarone, awkwardly talk for half an hour, then consume one more crystal, drink some more wine, turn Janis Joplin up and just chill for a while enjoying the music - then you would begin feeling an "itch", a micro-vibration in your body, warmth, a feeling of breathing for the first time after a long-long sleep. The music would sound better and better, the couch would feel softer and softer, and I would turn from a weird stranger into your best friend. The world would turn to a wonderful paradise, where people don't burn and chop each-others heads off, where people don't "earn" money on stock markets and insurance, where there are no criminals, no false ideas, no wrong at all. There would be only love of being alive, you would be, as Mr. Blake wrote, "born to sweet delight".

Idk... I am a sort of person who like to dream his life away, so drugs might just amplify whatever I already have in me, but I am definitely not alone in my experiences :) I did mdma with a number of people and it all went very well, and in a pleasant way.

Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Xant on October 10, 2015, 04:37:25 am
Just got back home, so I am drunk, and will probably make even less sense than usual... Anyway, there is no way to deny drugs. Anyone who is saying otherwise are liars. It's fucking science. There are probably some cases of individuals being resistant or allergic to something, but it's rare, right?

If someone injects you with heroine - there is not way for you to say: "meah, energy drinks makes me more high". That would be some Harry fruckin' Potter level shit.

So if we two would share some MDMA right now, we would eat a 2-3 mm crystal each, drink a glass of Amarone, awkwardly talk for half an hour, then consume one more crystal, drink some more wine, turn Janis Joplin up and just chill for a while enjoying the music - then you would begin feeling an "itch", a micro-vibration in your body, warmth, a feeling of breathing for the first time after a long-long sleep. The music would sound better and better, the couch would feel softer and softer, and I would turn from a weird stranger into your best friend. The world would turn to a wonderful paradise, where people don't burn and chop each-others heads off, where people don't "earn" money on stock markets and insurance, where there are no criminals, no false ideas, no wrong at all. There would be only love of being alive, you would be, as Mr. Blake wrote, "born to sweet delight".

Idk... I am a sort of person who like to dream his life away, so drugs might just amplify whatever I already have in me, but I am definitely not alone in my experiences :) I did mdma with a number of people and it all went very well, and in a pleasant way.


Sounds nice, but as mr. Blake wrote, "some are born to born to sweet delight, some are born to endless night."
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on October 10, 2015, 05:41:00 am
Sounds nice, but as mr. Blake wrote, "some are born to born to sweet delight, some are born to endless night."

Yeah, but have no fear, some other poor schmuck will live an endless night while you are high. Next morning though can be slightly unpleasant - depression, emptiness, etc. Nothing a grown up man can't handle though :)

Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Xant on October 10, 2015, 07:38:08 am
Night>delight, mr. Sweatsersson.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Gravoth_iii on October 10, 2015, 11:23:37 am
I am running almost every day after work, so even though I am definitely not a neat person, I can't just sit in sweat-wet underpants at home... That would be too much.

I remember running out of fresh underpants once, few years ago, and it was a very hot summer day, so I used a t-shirt as underpants. Used a saggy one, so my legs would go through the armholes... My ex wife have been very disappointed with me when she got back from work. I called this double t-shirt combo - "a Jesus set", cause I looked like him, when he had them rags on while hanging on the cross.

Anyway, it's trendy now to take pictures while shitting at work, like Harlem shake back in the days and such. You should all join the fun guys. All the celebrities are tweeting their shitting pictures and you are living in the cave and don't know shit about shit.

People would just point out my shitstains, im not sure id enjoy that. Gotta use underwear for atleast 2 weeks, you can just put them on backwards, then turn them inside out.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on November 02, 2015, 09:22:43 pm
All goes round in the world, and I find myself once again at work, taking a shit. Used a Polaroid effect on the picture this time, imo looks at least 50% cooler now:

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Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Ikarus on November 02, 2015, 11:41:55 pm
All goes round in the world, and I find myself once again at work, taking a shit. Used a Polaroid effect on the picture this time, imo looks at least 50% cooler now:
the glory of modern technology
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on November 03, 2015, 08:42:18 pm
A noire filter makes it more sophisticated - calls for a t-shirt level philosophy written across: when life gives you poop - make poopjuice out of it.

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Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Torben on November 03, 2015, 09:57:47 pm
Next morning though can be slightly unpleasant - depression, emptiness, etc.

btw you wanna eat lots of red meat after mdma consumption,  helps restore the serotonin levels faster so you dont drop into that depression hole.

you also get free cancer!
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: LEKIS on November 03, 2015, 10:02:55 pm
you also get free cancer!

worth it, imo.

Puny vegans
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Torben on November 03, 2015, 10:04:18 pm
damn this thread is full of win.  too bad I cant +1 you guys
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: AwesomeHail on November 03, 2015, 10:05:37 pm

Idk... I am a sort of person who like to dream his life away, so drugs might just amplify whatever I already have in me, but I am definitely not alone in my experiences :) I did mdma with a number of people and it all went very well, and in a pleasant way.



Mdma is one hell of a drug, - first harddrug I ever did - did it with my brother, dropped it as a ''bomb'' (put some crystals in a rolling paper and swallow it, 225mg each), and later licked some more.
When it kicked in, it was one hell of a feeling, it was euphoria and happiness etc, and bonding with my brother. 2 hours into the trip we scored a pill of x for free (green heineken pills, around 220mg) and felt even better.

good times, I reccomend one time use of  good pure(ish) mdma crystals to everyone really.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on November 04, 2015, 09:26:41 pm
Took a creative approach, using movement and sharp underpants' color. From this moment pooping is no longer just a daily necessity - but a new form of art:


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Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Bjord on November 04, 2015, 09:42:09 pm
Just got back home, so I am drunk, and will probably make even less sense than usual... Anyway, there is no way to deny drugs. Anyone who is saying otherwise are liars. It's fucking science. There are probably some cases of individuals being resistant or allergic to something, but it's rare, right?

If someone injects you with heroine - there is not way for you to say: "meah, energy drinks makes me more high". That would be some Harry fruckin' Potter level shit.

So if we two would share some MDMA right now, we would eat a 2-3 mm crystal each, drink a glass of Amarone, awkwardly talk for half an hour, then consume one more crystal, drink some more wine, turn Janis Joplin up and just chill for a while enjoying the music - then you would begin feeling an "itch", a micro-vibration in your body, warmth, a feeling of breathing for the first time after a long-long sleep. The music would sound better and better, the couch would feel softer and softer, and I would turn from a weird stranger into your best friend. The world would turn to a wonderful paradise, where people don't burn and chop each-others heads off, where people don't "earn" money on stock markets and insurance, where there are no criminals, no false ideas, no wrong at all. There would be only love of being alive, you would be, as Mr. Blake wrote, "born to sweet delight".

Idk... I am a sort of person who like to dream his life away, so drugs might just amplify whatever I already have in me, but I am definitely not alone in my experiences :) I did mdma with a number of people and it all went very well, and in a pleasant way.


What's your star sign? Pisces? Cancer?
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on November 04, 2015, 09:59:23 pm
What's your star sign? Pisces? Cancer?

Taurus. But I don't believe in any of that crap...
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Bjord on November 05, 2015, 10:06:47 am
Taurus. But I don't believe in any of that crap...

Fucking cokehead.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Teeth on November 05, 2015, 01:13:38 pm
I can't get any drug experience, in case they ever develop a working polygraph test, which is why I'm asking how it feels.
wat

What's your star sign? Pisces? Cancer?
Oh god, Bjord, really?
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Xant on November 05, 2015, 01:17:57 pm
wat
What don't you understand?
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Vibe on November 05, 2015, 01:22:28 pm
I can't get any drug experience, in case they ever develop a working polygraph test, which is why I'm asking how it feels. I've heard people describe heroin as being the best thing ever.

Friend told me she felt like a god after snorting some H.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Teeth on November 05, 2015, 01:25:23 pm
What don't you understand?
Your decision to not do drugs is based on the possibility that a working polygraph gets developed, on that you will get tested with this polygraph and asked about your drug history, and on that having any drug history will have significant negative repercussions?

How do you even come up with these things?
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Bjord on November 05, 2015, 01:34:37 pm
Oh god, Bjord, really?

You're a nasty and insufferable piece of work.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Teeth on November 05, 2015, 01:49:25 pm
You're a nasty and insufferable piece of work.
What zodiac sign is that?
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Bjord on November 05, 2015, 01:55:15 pm
What zodiac sign is that?

Either you're Gemini, Sagittarius or Aquarius. I'm not that knowledgable about astrology but I like guessing, sometimes I'm right sometimes I'm not. ;)

I find that birth charts are a lot more accurate, anyway.

http://alabe.com/freechart/

If you know the exact time of your birth, have a go and tell me what you think. :P
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Xant on November 05, 2015, 02:02:45 pm
Your decision to not do drugs is based on the possibility that a working polygraph gets developed, on that you will get tested with this polygraph and asked about your drug history, and on that having any drug history will have significant negative repercussions?

How do you even come up with these things?
Research, Teeth. Perhaps you should try it. "Have you ever used an illegal drug" is a very common question, and often a disqualifying one. A waiver is often required even if you've only tried weed once in high school.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Bjord on November 05, 2015, 02:10:14 pm
Research, Teeth. Perhaps you should try it. "Have you ever used an illegal drug" is a very common question, and often a disqualifying one. A waiver is often required even if you've only tried weed once in high school.

Just let loose, man. Are you planning to work in the military? Or some sort of elitist organization?

Man, fuck all that, go out and live life do some drugs go to some parties fuck some chicks. <3

It's not too late, my friend.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Xant on November 05, 2015, 02:14:20 pm
Security clearances in general require polygraph tests. A security clearance is needed for many different jobs.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Teeth on November 05, 2015, 02:22:37 pm
Holy shit, I had no idea polygraphs still get used extensively in the US, I thought it was widely considered as unreliable pseudoscience.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Xant on November 05, 2015, 02:29:36 pm
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In 2013 the U.S. federal government had begun indicting individuals who stated that they were teaching methods on how to defeat a polygraph test.[40][43][44] During one of those investigations, upwards of 30 federal agencies were involved in investigations of almost 5000 people who had various degrees of contact with those being prosecuted or who had purchased books or DVDs on the topic of beating polygraph tests.

The land of the free.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Teeth on November 05, 2015, 03:15:44 pm
Either you're Gemini, Sagittarius or Aquarius. I'm not that knowledgable about astrology but I like guessing, sometimes I'm right sometimes I'm not. ;)

I find that birth charts are a lot more accurate, anyway.

http://alabe.com/freechart/

If you know the exact time of your birth, have a go and tell me what you think. :P
I am an Aquarius, I do not know the exact time of my birth, but I know it was late in the afternoon so I put in 5 PM.

The character analysis I get based on that info is so broad that it, unsurprisingly, contains some uncanny hits, but also some uncanny misses, while at times contradicting itself. Apparently the stars think it is possible to be both "extremely objective, with good powers of observation and fit for the study of technical and complicated subjects" and "A very subjective person, you tend to reject ideas that are based solely on logic."

I am not too impressed by your ability to to name 3/12 signs and get the right one, nor am I impressed by the accuracy of the description. Not that the anecdotal evidence of your guess and this description would have any effect on my stance towards astrology. Astrology has no plausable explanatory mechanisms that do not contradict everything we know, lacks falsifiability and has been proven to not be empirically significant. Confirmation bias is a bitch.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Xant on November 05, 2015, 03:25:40 pm
http://teacherluke.co.uk/2012/10/11/117-psychics-cold-reading-barnum-statements/

http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?173024-A-resource-for-cold-reading-Barnum-and-Rainbow-statements

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnum_effect

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subjective_validation
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Bjord on November 05, 2015, 03:49:57 pm
I am an Aquarius, I do not know the exact time of my birth, but I know it was late in the afternoon so I put in 5 PM.

The character analysis I get based on that info is so broad that it, unsurprisingly, contains some uncanny hits, but also some uncanny misses, while at times contradicting itself. Apparently the stars think it is possible to be both "extremely objective, with good powers of observation and fit for the study of technical and complicated subjects" and "A very subjective person, you tend to reject ideas that are based solely on logic."

I am not too impressed by your ability to to name 3/12 signs and get the right one, nor am I impressed by the accuracy of the description. Not that the anecdotal evidence of your guess and this description would have any effect on my stance towards astrology. Astrology has no plausable explanatory mechanisms that do not contradict everything we know, lacks falsifiability and has been proven to not be empirically significant. Confirmation bias is a bitch.

Well, since you didn't enter your exact time of birth, it won't be as accurate as it would have otherwise.

That's all fine, I didn't intend to try and assuade you from your rigid beliefs (since you're skeptical and as you said, it's not falsifiable - which is the only basis that skeptics accept when it comes to new information).

I named two air signs and one fire sign, which I figured would be most likely to be a hit based on your emotionally detached, rational and logical personality. In retrospect, the Sagittarius guess was kind of a long shot. However it's never a surefire guess since supposedly we have many aspects that play into personality when discerning through astrology, such as your moon sign and your Rising sign.

Supposedly, our sun sign is what type of energy we emanate (or in other words, the ideas that you wish to represent through your actions, your words, your life, your ambitions), our moonsign is our inner side that we show only to our nearest and dearest and our rising sign is allegedly the "mask" that we wear in public.

I suspect that Xant is highly likely either Sagittarius or Gemini, or that he has one of those signs in either his Rising or Moon sign but, he would have to confirm that by calculating his birth chart. The reason for this is his compulsion to make a joke out of everything, which is incredibly typical of Sagittarius sunsigns.

I personally find my combination, and many descriptions of it to be quite accurate. These are of course mere tendencies and markers of what your personality may be like, not definitions of who you are since we are all unique individuals, raised in unique circumstances.

I'm also Aquarius, my moon sign is Aries and my rising sign is Cancer (hurhur).
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on November 05, 2015, 07:40:53 pm
Was too quick with releasing my valves, and look what happened:

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Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Latvian on November 05, 2015, 09:02:05 pm
Was too quick with releasing my valves, and look what happened:

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do u poop every day cuz i dont and at this point i am not sure which one of us is pooping correct and who is not  :?
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Teeth on November 05, 2015, 09:46:47 pm
Lol, I poop three times a day
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: AwesomeHail on November 05, 2015, 09:47:45 pm
it depends on your diet (and if you smoke)
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Leshma on November 06, 2015, 12:01:06 am
Can someone explain to me what is happening on this picture?

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Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on November 06, 2015, 12:25:30 am
do u poop every day cuz i dont and at this point i am not sure which one of us is pooping correct and who is not  :?

Once a day, same time +/- an hour. Probably due to a very monotonous lifestyle Monday to Friday. I eat, sleep and work according to a schedule. I'm very satisfied with how my digestive system works - have no reasons to complain. It works like clockwork, pun intended - even if 10% of what he wrote is true, he's anus is having a bad time...
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Bjord on November 06, 2015, 08:08:49 am
Lol, I poop three times a day

That's not good.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: AwesomeHail on November 06, 2015, 08:21:20 am
That's not good.

depends on diet, really
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Bjord on November 06, 2015, 08:37:52 am
depends on diet, really

Which is why I said "That's not good."

You don't shit three times a day if your diet is good.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: AwesomeHail on November 06, 2015, 08:52:05 am
oh well

I guess he smokes or does something else unhealthy.
My bowels have been acting weirdly lately, but I guess thats from smoking rolled cigs without filter.

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Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Bjord on November 06, 2015, 09:12:38 am
oh well

I guess he smokes or does something else unhealthy.
My bowels have been acting weirdly lately, but I guess thats from smoking rolled cigs without filter.

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He doesn't smoke. Probably just doesn't know how to eat properly + eats fast noodles and shit.

Yeah, cigarettes have a laxating effect. I cut down to smoking only two per day, sometimes 3-4 a day but that's my max. Next week trying 1 a day and then after that none. Gonna see how long I last.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Teeth on November 06, 2015, 09:32:23 am
That's not good.
It is at the very least within the healthy range, and according to some doctors and nutritionists I have found on the web, it is actually desirable. Though I do not abide by random healthguru mumbo jumbo, I do eat a wide variety of home-cooked meals almost exclusively, and easily surpass daily recommendations of vegetables, fruits and fish consistently. By all scientifically supported standards, I eat healthily. I think I can attribute three poops a day to eating a fairly high fiber diet, eating a lot and drinking 3-4 liters water a day. Poop is mostly water, and I guess I have a lot of water to mix my excrement with. Now the 3-4 liters water part, that is probably not good, but I I am not displaying any symptoms of diabetes aside from excessive thirst so *shrugs*.
Title: Re: uh oh, happy day
Post by: Ikarus on November 06, 2015, 02:35:38 pm
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