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Title: Why do you drink
Post by: Falka on August 31, 2015, 09:32:14 pm
I drink because I drink. I drink because I like to. I drink because I’m afraid. I drink because I’m genetically predisposed to. All my progenitors drank. My great-grandparents and grandparents drank, my father drank and my mother drank. I have no sisters or brothers, but I’m certain that if I did, all my sisters would drink and all my brothers would drink too. I drink because I have a weak character. I drink because there’s something wrong with my head. I drink because I’m too quiet and I’m trying to be more lively. I drink because I’m the nervous type and I’m trying to calm my nerves. I drink because I’m sad and I’m trying to raise my spirits. I drink when I’m happily in love. I drink because I’m searching for love in vain. I drink because I’m too normal and I need a little craziness. I drink when I’m in pain and I need to ease the pain. I drink out of longing for someone. I drink from an excess of fulfillment when I’m with someone. I drink when I listen to Mozart and when I read Leibnitz. I drink out of sensual pleasure and I drink out of sexual hunger. I drink when I finish my first glass and I drink when I finish my last glass; at such times I drink all the more, because I’ve never yet drunk my last glass.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Weren on August 31, 2015, 09:39:08 pm
'cause wine is good good good
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: LordBerenger on August 31, 2015, 10:56:00 pm
I don't drink because drinking is 4 losers

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Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: ecorcheur_brokar on September 01, 2015, 12:33:42 pm
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on September 01, 2015, 12:41:13 pm
I drink, because intoxication makes me forget about shit I have to do. It gives me a little breathing room for a change.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Gravoth_iii on September 01, 2015, 12:49:51 pm
I drink because I drink. I drink because I like to. I drink because I’m afraid. I drink because I’m genetically predisposed to. All my progenitors drank. My great-grandparents and grandparents drank, my father drank and my mother drank. I have no sisters or brothers, but I’m certain that if I did, all my sisters would drink and all my brothers would drink too. I drink because I have a weak character. I drink because there’s something wrong with my head. I drink because I’m too quiet and I’m trying to be more lively. I drink because I’m the nervous type and I’m trying to calm my nerves. I drink because I’m sad and I’m trying to raise my spirits. I drink when I’m happily in love. I drink because I’m searching for love in vain. I drink because I’m too normal crazy and I need a little craziness normal...ness?. I drink when I’m in pain and I need to ease the pain. I drink out of longing for someone. I drink from an excess of fulfillment when I’m with someone. I drink when I listen to Mozart and when I read Leibnitz. I drink out of sensual pleasure and I drink out of sexual hunger. I drink when I finish my first glass and I drink when I finish my last glass; at such times I drink all the more, because I’ve never yet drunk my last glass.

All of this pretty much spot on except
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Siiem on September 01, 2015, 02:42:02 pm

Xant spotted in comments.
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Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Vibe on September 01, 2015, 02:54:40 pm
it is slav custom, if not drink my village expel me and take my cattle
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Vovka on September 01, 2015, 03:16:55 pm
i drink cos iam russian  :cry: in Russian babies from birth attracted to the mother's breast, where milk is 45 degrees of alcohol, those that refuse we send to Finland
cos we are not barbarians and fins need more white ppls
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Christo on September 01, 2015, 04:12:28 pm
it's a national tradition to drink, so..

pretty much the slav answer with some slight modifications.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Patoson on September 01, 2015, 04:22:26 pm
I used to drink to lose shyness, and do drugs too, until I got a psychotic episode, was crazy for 3 weeks, then I luckily recovered, but now I can't even drink anymore. GG partying.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on September 01, 2015, 04:56:21 pm
Because I hate myself and I want to die.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Richyy on September 01, 2015, 05:33:31 pm
Because I hate myself and I want to die.

:(
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Asheram on September 01, 2015, 06:14:22 pm
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on September 01, 2015, 07:05:08 pm
used to drink a lot
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, probably because didnt know how to talk to women and that made it easier.
now I hardly drink cuz it makes me talk to women and I shouldnt even start to do that  :?
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: ecorcheur_brokar on September 01, 2015, 09:19:03 pm
Don't worry they know it too:
But yeah sometimes it's funny to realize the importance of alcool in our social life, I think 90% of the time I spend with friends involves alcool (I think they need it to be able to stand me  :mrgreen: )
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Asheram on September 01, 2015, 09:35:21 pm
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Leshma on September 01, 2015, 09:45:31 pm
Only drink in company, never alone (that is for loosers imo). Never too much (takes large quantities of alcohol to make me completely drunk). Has positive effect on me.

But I know some people that become very dark while drunk, stopped handing around them after seen it with my eyes. Not that they were overly nice to begin with, but while drunk they were unbearable.

Are you miserable under influence or become joyful, chatty loving person like cool kids?

Some of my friends are also joyful under influence but for some reason they used to get wasted night after night, some of them ended up in hospital and now they shiver when someone mentions booze. Probably still drinking while alone, hiding from people. Very sad.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Xant on September 01, 2015, 09:48:17 pm
Drinking is for pussies.

Slows your reflexes, your thinking, makes your coordination worse, permanently kills brain cells... why would you want that to happen?

I don't drink because I've always been strong enough to resist crowd pressure.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Gravoth_iii on September 01, 2015, 10:00:23 pm
Drinking is for pussies.

Slows your reflexes, your thinking, makes your coordination worse, permanently kills brain cells... why would you want that to happen?

I don't drink because I've always been strong enough to resist crowd pressure.

You dont drink because you dont have anyone to drink with. Easy to resist crowd pressure, when theres no crowd to begin with.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Xant on September 01, 2015, 10:02:20 pm
You dont drink because you dont have anyone to drink with. Easy to resist crowd pressure, when theres no crowd to begin with.
Look, you shut the fuck up, you little fucker, you don't know me, you don't know nothing about my life.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Gravoth_iii on September 01, 2015, 10:04:04 pm
Look, you shut the fuck up, you little fucker, you don't know me, you don't know nothing about my life.

Sorry i have to vent on someone, rufio was acting like a complete nutcase today, so that wasnt an option.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Torben on September 01, 2015, 10:10:55 pm
omg stop making it look bad.  drinking is fucking great.  People are getting intoxicated together  since thousands of years,  are having a great time and what not.
Its just fucking great if you dont let it dictate your life,  just like any other pleasurable thing (crpg! cough).

actually there are so many people in this community alone I have wet dreams of getting drunk with.  good times, good times.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Asheram on September 01, 2015, 10:12:55 pm
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Xant on September 01, 2015, 10:13:08 pm
Sorry i have to vent on someone, rufio was acting like a complete nutcase today, so that wasnt an option.
It's ok, I forgive you, brother.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Gravoth_iii on September 01, 2015, 10:23:07 pm
It's ok, I forgive you, brother.

I'll just drink for both of us in my solitude.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Falka on September 01, 2015, 10:28:23 pm
I just wanted to share this quote from The MIghty Angel by Jerzy Pilch... Who's one of the best authors I've read, much better than overhyped Bukowski.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Leshma on September 01, 2015, 10:31:34 pm
rufio was acting like a complete nutcase today

just today?
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on September 01, 2015, 11:31:52 pm
I do drugs, I drink, smoke weed every day. Alone or with strangers. Don't care about brain cells and all that stuff. Though I have pretty much perfect health, so there were no reasons to worry yet.
I like anything that takes me away from "the real world". And since I took care of myself for the past 14 years, I feel no desire or need to justify anything to anyone. Only a little, just to have a conversation going :)

Do whatever you want to do, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. Sums it up for me.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Algarn on September 02, 2015, 12:43:48 am
Never drank, and not going to start. When I see these guys completely pissed on the street, I'm rather happy to know I'm sober. A lot of people consider drinking as a tradition, a part of culture, some studies even discovered advantages when it comes to creativity when consuming alcohol, but I really prefer keeping eyes on the reality, even if it's a harsh one. Fucking yourself up just makes it sadder, because you get back to the starting point, with even less money to spend.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: cup457 on September 02, 2015, 02:22:14 am
I used to be drunk every day until I started getting health issues, and now I cant find anyone to buy me anyhting (thanks america). so now I try and avoid low quality shit and now Im trying to find something that isnt beer and tastes good. But I drink because i hate myself
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: LordBerenger on September 02, 2015, 02:24:49 am
Never drank, and not going to start. When I see these guys completely pissed on the street, I'm rather happy to know I'm sober. A lot of people consider drinking as a tradition, a part of culture, some studies even discovered advantages when it comes to creativity when consuming alcohol, but I really prefer keeping eyes on the reality, even if it's a harsh one. Fucking yourself up just makes it sadder, because you get back to the starting point, with even less money to spend.

Algarn + Berenger only sober ppl on CRPG forums. And i thought all frenchies got served wine as babies.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Algarn on September 02, 2015, 03:29:58 am
According to the French legislation, you can indeed drink alcohol as a baby. A lot of children have tasted once alcohol at 10-12, but most of them taste it at 15, starting with beers with friends, and ending with vodka in parties when they get older, becoming occasional drinkers, or persons who drink a lot very fast rarely.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Havelle on September 02, 2015, 03:45:56 am
I get these feelings of purity and contentment like I'm living this romanticized version of my life when I drink.

That's a great quote though, I wanna check that book out now.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on September 02, 2015, 04:13:42 am
Slows your reflexes, your thinking, makes your coordination worse, permanently kills brain cells... why would you want that to happen?

Because I hate myself and I want to die.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Jona on September 02, 2015, 05:29:35 am
Slows your reflexes, your thinking, makes your coordination worse, permanently kills brain cells... why would you want that to happen?

To make crpg more challenging and fun again. Hue.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Xant on September 02, 2015, 07:36:53 am

You're not the only one. Who wants you to die, that is.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Ikarus on September 02, 2015, 08:38:02 am
I drink because I´m an Austrian AND a student.

End of discussion.

 8-)
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Torben on September 02, 2015, 08:57:42 am
I drink because I´m an Austrian AND a student.

End of discussion.

 8-)

aaahrg i miss being a student aaaah!  best time ever. roaming the streets shitfaced with friends, yay!
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Gravoth_iii on September 02, 2015, 09:15:20 am
just today?

Out of his ordinaire, it was creepy.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Piok on September 02, 2015, 09:47:35 am
You're not the only one. Who wants you to die, that is.
Apart from pretending that every invention comes from Finland
it is yours another strong national discipline  :twisted:
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Grumbs on September 02, 2015, 10:45:57 am
...
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Xant on September 02, 2015, 10:47:00 am
Apart from pretending that every invention comes from Finland
it is yours another strong national discipline  :twisted:
#touché
#gottem
#rekt

Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Kafein on September 02, 2015, 07:26:50 pm


not alantutorial/10
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: [ptx] on September 02, 2015, 07:39:16 pm
I either become stupidly cheerful and make awful jokes nonstop or i end up discussing something obscure with someone else for hours on end. Drinking for social benefits purely.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Leshma on September 02, 2015, 07:43:24 pm
Well that kinda goes hand in hand. Second scenario happens when you try to start meaningful conversation. Either way, you are great person to drink with.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Leshma on September 02, 2015, 07:50:22 pm
Algarn + Berenger only sober ppl on CRPG forums. And i thought all frenchies got served wine as babies.

Well if it will make it easier for you I've never been wasted. Has something to amount of alcohol necessary to push me over the ledge, guess it is somewhere in poisoning category. Reason for that is simple, my ancestors have long history of alcohol abuse which luckily stopped with my father. And because of it I'm exceptionally resistant to alcohol but will never drink for the sake of getting wasted and doing that alone. Mainly because my grandpa and his father and his father and his father... were doing it and in the end their liver got messed up so they hit the bucket early.

Some may call me a pussy because of it, but I don't see the need to go into blank mode for few hours. Being "moderate" drinker is certainly better than being seasoned alcoholic who can't drink anymore because last time he barely made it alive. Unlike them I can drink alcohol whenever I want and in quantities that will have very negative effects on them :wink:
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Xant on September 02, 2015, 07:56:28 pm
Slightly tipsy is the best, that's when you open up and become all social and shit. Or so I hear from the big boys.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Grytviken on September 02, 2015, 08:35:51 pm
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Xant on September 02, 2015, 10:34:32 pm
Are those the same big boys you beat up when you tour the rough tough bars of Finland cos you're so macho?

Puts a different spin on things if it turns out you dont personally drink but go looking for drunks to fight.
I don't have any ID and the bouncers won't let me in without some, so how would I tour the bars you fuckwit? How stupid do you feel now?
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Siiem on September 03, 2015, 11:41:08 am
B b b b but, Xant is super macho and gets in loads of bar fights cos apparently you need to be strong and manly to survive in eastern Europe and us soft western Europeans wouldn't last a day. Or maybe i'm thinking of someone else very similar to you who posted these anecdotes of bar-fight manliness and how it's totally a necessary part of life

Finland is part of Northern europe...
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Xant on September 03, 2015, 12:48:33 pm
Finland in part of Northern europe...
You tell 'em, champ.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Voncrow on September 03, 2015, 03:30:02 pm
I've never had more than a couple sips of alcohol in my life, discovered early on by accident that I hate taste, that and the preference to be in complete control of myself has kept me away from alcohol and probably will for the foreseeable future.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on September 03, 2015, 03:49:07 pm
Finland in part of Northern europe...

The entirety of continental Europe is east of the British Isles.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Prpavi on September 03, 2015, 06:43:00 pm
I stopped drinking because social media ruined it all, can't a man get naked and pass out without somebody whipping out a smartphone, damn world these days
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Leshma on September 03, 2015, 07:53:30 pm
discovered early on by accident that I hate taste

Taste of what? 100% alcohol? Pale lager? Dark lager? White wine? Red wine? Liqueurs? Vodka? Tequila? Whiskey? Cognac? Brandy? Numerous cocktails? Ciders? Too many different kinds to put them under one umbrella.

Yeah I dislike the taste of pale lager but adore glass of fine red wine.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on September 03, 2015, 11:32:38 pm
Taste of what? 100% alcohol? Pale lager? Dark lager? White wine? Red wine? Liqueurs? Vodka? Tequila? Whiskey? Cognac? Brandy? Numerous cocktails? Ciders? Too many different kinds to put them under one umbrella.

Yeah I dislike the taste of pale lager but adore glass of fine red wine.

3 options here:

This guy is an awkward teenager, who is not getting invited to the cool kids' parties. He took a sip out of an unfinished bottle, that his parents left when they had guests last Christmas.

Option two - he is one of them grown up basement dweller types. Only drinks cola and such, saving his brain cells and sperm quality for the bright never-to-come-future use.

Last option - a very focused, boring and dry guy. Has a plan for life. Clean home. Clean shave. Bank papers and bills are foldered and signed, etc.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: karasu on September 03, 2015, 11:40:29 pm
'cause wine is good good good

^


Taste is everything.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Falka on September 03, 2015, 11:49:54 pm
I never drink alcohol for the taste, I drink for effect.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Leshma on September 04, 2015, 12:05:25 am
Bet there are people who hate taste of food.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on September 04, 2015, 12:27:12 am
Bet there are people who hate taste of food.

Yeah, some of them Africans.

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Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Voncrow on September 04, 2015, 12:29:49 am
I don't remember the brands, but I've sampled a certain type of beer and some kind of wine. Didn't like either. Neither I liked the taste of very much and don't plan on testing the variety. Now that I think about it flavor is a silly reason not to drink when there is probably plenty of different flavors. Either way I don't plan on drinking anything with alcohol in it anyway. I guess you could say the initiate dislike kept me away from it and I now plan to keep it that way, that is more of what I meant.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Siiem on September 04, 2015, 11:20:20 am
Bet there are people who hate taste of food.

Actually, I don't care much. I eat to live... more or less. Unless it's steak, I dun really give a shit.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Kuujis on September 04, 2015, 12:33:09 pm
Because in IT you just NEED TO BE on that EDGE:
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Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Weren on September 04, 2015, 02:47:36 pm
^


Taste is everything.
Whaaat? That's not what I meant at all...

'cause wine is good good good
What I actually wanted to convey is that it tastes good, makes you feel good and makes you a good driver.
Come on people.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Teeth on September 04, 2015, 04:45:52 pm
Taste of what? 100% alcohol? Pale lager? Dark lager? White wine? Red wine? Liqueurs? Vodka? Tequila? Whiskey? Cognac? Brandy? Numerous cocktails? Ciders? Too many different kinds to put them under one umbrella.

Yeah I dislike the taste of pale lager but adore glass of fine red wine.
Alcohol itself has a very distinct taste that is clearly present in any drink of 5% or more, you get used to it. What he says makes sense for anyone that hasn't drank much alcohol.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Xesta on September 04, 2015, 05:27:27 pm
sXe all the way, guiz.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on September 05, 2015, 02:23:49 am
sXe all the way, guiz.

serious post all the straight edge guys i have met at shows are tiny little men, under 5'8" height

im not joking, 100% of them have been tiny
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Xesta on September 05, 2015, 11:55:44 pm
serious post all the straight edge guys i have met at shows are tiny little men, under 5'8" height

im not joking, 100% of them have been tiny

Well, I would say that depends which country you live in? Everyone here in my city is mostly 178-185cm tall.

Actually if you consume alcohol and stuff you won't grow as much as if you wouldn't, so yeeeh.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Leshma on September 06, 2015, 03:37:32 am
Haven't grown zlisch since 13th birthday.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Xesta on September 06, 2015, 04:48:57 am
Dont you reach your final height around 16-18? That's kinda the age you should start binge-drinking anyway so as long as you drink infrequently or sensible amounts until you're 16/18 you should already have reached your final height.

Nah, dude. I'm 24 years old and I've grown even taller the last 2 years. Been at 180cm at the age of 22, now I'm like 183cm lmao.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: [ptx] on September 06, 2015, 03:28:17 pm
More chromosomes?
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Siiem on September 06, 2015, 03:54:20 pm
Actually if you consume alcohol and stuff you won't grow as much as if you wouldn't, so yeeeh.

Quick google had no article claiming this. Proof please. It sounds moronic.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Xant on September 06, 2015, 05:16:25 pm
Quick google had no article claiming this. Proof please. It sounds moronic.
Hear, hear. Here we have an expert on all things moronic. He has, how you say, hands on experience.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Siiem on September 06, 2015, 05:23:04 pm
Hear, hear. Here we have an expert on all things moronic. He has, how you say, hands on experience.

I have not shaken your hand, no.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on September 07, 2015, 06:59:01 am
Haven't grown zlisch since 13th birthday.

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Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: LordBerenger on September 07, 2015, 10:57:47 am
Have all of you stopped drinking yet?

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Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: F i n on September 07, 2015, 11:21:28 am
In swabialand we say: dringsch schdirbsch, dringsch ned schdirbsch au, also dringsch.
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Post by: BlackxBird on September 07, 2015, 02:33:48 pm
In swabialand we say: dringsch schdirbsch, dringsch ned schdirbsch au, also dringsch.

DAFUQ! Just wanted to post the video with that old badass guy saying that :o AND DAMN, FIN! where exactly do u live? na känntma ammal zum saufa gau :D
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Xesta on September 07, 2015, 06:43:37 pm
You wearing bigger shoes? More hair?


More hair? Like an afro or what? No, I don't have an afro sadly. Also I don't wear plateau shoes.


Quick google had no article claiming this. Proof please. It sounds moronic.


Lol, dude. It's well known if you drink alcohol your body will not produce enough calcium as if it would normally, and that's just one of the things which will happen to your body if you drink alocohol, which is indeed concentrated poison for your body. Less calcium in your body means your bones are not going to grows as much and will not be as strong as normally, so there is your quick google answer.

Especially if you drink alcohol with the age of 13, which is quite common nowadays in germany.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Siiem on September 07, 2015, 09:09:49 pm
Lol, dude. It's well known if you drink alcohol your body will not produce enough calcium as if it would normally, and that's just one of the things which will happen to your body if you drink alocohol, which is indeed concentrated poison for your body. Less calcium in your body means your bones are not going to grows as much and will not be as strong as normally, so there is your quick google answer.

Especially if you drink alcohol with the age of 13, which is quite common nowadays in germany.

Yes which can cause Osteoporosis, THAT is a known fact. Nothing about stunting growth.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Xant on September 07, 2015, 09:44:21 pm
Why are you using capital letters weirdly, Siiem? Is everything alright in your life?
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on September 08, 2015, 05:40:33 am
Why are you using capital letters weirdly, Siiem? Is everything alright in your life?

He is merely enunciating His Posts, so that they can be read in a Way that reflects his natural Speaking Dialect.
Title: Re: Why do you drink
Post by: Yarl on September 09, 2015, 11:07:35 pm
what a stupid question