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Title: STOP EVERYTHING AND WATCH THIS!
Post by: Bronto on April 17, 2015, 01:41:12 am

Total nerdgasm.
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Post by: Leshma on April 17, 2015, 03:06:24 am
lul @ comments section

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Who's that black guy supposed to be ?

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obi blackonobie

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R2-zulu

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niggatrooper

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obie oh-no-its-a-black in spanishbie

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One guy has to die first...

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Mace Dindu Nuffin

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Basically a storm trooper against the empire

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It's not often new movies are better than the originals, BUT I am pretty confident that this will be the best Star Wars to date.

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Bullshit. But it looks pretty good. As long as the white chick doesn't hook up with the colored fella. Bwhahaha! Just kidding.



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Will end up being overhyped, mediocre garbage like everything made by Lens Flare Jew Jew.
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on April 17, 2015, 04:08:21 am
lul @ comments section

Almost ripped my sides, thanks  :mrgreen:

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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 17, 2015, 05:51:14 am
Not Lars Anderson archery video, disappointed.
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Post by: Rando on April 17, 2015, 06:36:51 am
Even as a big Star Wars fan, I can't say I'm too excited. I'm more fearful that it isn't going to live up to expectations. You can't be disappointed if you weren't hopeful to begin with, I suppose.
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Post by: Jona on April 17, 2015, 06:55:14 am
Even as a big Star Wars fan, I can't say I'm too excited. I'm more fearful that it isn't going to live up to expectations. You can't be disappointed if you weren't hopeful to begin with, I suppose.

Agreed, having expectations is simply setting yourself up for disappointment. If something ends up being good and you weren't expected it, then it is a pleasant surprise. Win-win, in my opinion. That said, having grown up on Star Wars, after watching this second trailer I've officially boarded the hypetrain. Even the trailers for the prequels didn't give off the same kind of vibes (and well, those turned out bad, so here's to hoping these turn out good).
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Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on April 17, 2015, 10:00:26 am
Good that I'm not a big Star Wars fan, so I can go to cinema and thoroughly enjoy the movie for what it'll certainly deliver: A massive CGI/Sound/Orchestral Film music fest. Will be great!
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Post by: lombardsoup on April 17, 2015, 10:24:32 am
Even as a big Star Wars fan, I can't say I'm too excited. I'm more fearful that it isn't going to live up to expectations. You can't be disappointed if you weren't hopeful to begin with, I suppose.

Nothing can be as bad as episodes 1, 2, and 3, right?  Right?

Praying its not childhood rape round two
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Post by: Rando on April 17, 2015, 10:26:21 am
Good that I'm not a big Star Wars fan, so I can go to cinema and thoroughly enjoy the movie for what it'll certainly deliver: A massive CGI/Sound/Orchestral Film music fest. Will be great!

This guy is probably right, unfortunately.
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Post by: LordBerenger on April 17, 2015, 11:30:44 am
Even as a big Star Wars fan, I can't say I'm too excited. I'm more fearful that it isn't going to live up to expectations. You can't be disappointed if you weren't hopeful to begin with, I suppose.

Cmon what's the worst thing that can happen?
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Title: Re: STOP EVERYTHING AND WATCH THIS!
Post by: Vovka on April 17, 2015, 12:03:02 pm
i bet dat nigga gay aswell!
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Post by: FleetFox on April 17, 2015, 12:59:17 pm
Can't wait!

Always depressing to see racism :(
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Post by: Bronto on April 17, 2015, 01:09:44 pm
I immediately regretted posting this trailer because I remembered what a bunch of cynical depressing nerds you all are. It was meant to be a positive it's habbebing post and now it's not. Good job haters. I'm still pumped and it can't be worse than the prequels.
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Post by: Siiem on April 17, 2015, 02:47:55 pm
I immediately regretted posting this trailer because I remembered what a bunch of cynical depressing nerds you all are. It was meant to be a positive it's habbebing post and now it's not. Good job haters. I'm still pumped and it can't be worse than the prequels.

It really could. Depends on how they treat the original cast. And their supposed "roles". Especially Luke.
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Post by: Lennu on April 17, 2015, 03:18:54 pm
Where is Kyle Katarn?
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Post by: Leshma on April 17, 2015, 03:32:02 pm
Always depressing to see racism :(

He isn't the first black dude in Star Wars movie, ya know. However, he shares the same features as rest of the crew and that means he is some Disney wannabe actor kid like that Will Smith's talentless son. John Boyega does look a bit like young Denzel Washington but that isn't a good thing, because Denzel didn't become one of the greats because of his looks (he looks really bland and not interesting at all).

Star Wars had very memorable black character in Lando Calrissian, played by incredibly charismatic Billy Dee Williams. Also Darth Vader was voiced by James Earl Jones, who isn't just great voice actor but has a epic presence on the screen in movies he's been playing. Mace Windu was portrayed by Samuel L. Jackson, who is another iconic black actor but that was one of his weaker roles imho.

Dunno who is racist here, random people on internet or Hollywood. In the past we had already mentioned Denzel, Sammy L, James Earl Jones, Forest Whitaker, Morgan Freeman, Laurence Fishburne etc. Today who is there of young black actors (18-35 years old)? Most young actors look like typical gorillas, every single of them is white, tall with blue eyes...
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Post by: FleetFox on April 17, 2015, 03:56:07 pm
He isn't the first black dude in Star Wars movie, ya know. However, he shares the same features as rest of the crew and that means he is some Disney wannabe actor kid like that Will Smith's talentless son. John Boyega does look a bit like young Denzel Washington but that isn't a good thing, because Denzel didn't become one of the greats because of his looks (he looks really bland and not interesting at all).

Star Wars had very memorable black character in Lando Calrissian, played by incredibly charismatic Billy Dee Williams. Also Darth Vader was voiced by James Earl Jones, who isn't just great voice actor but has a epic presence on the screen in movies he's been playing. Mace Windu was portrayed by Samuel L. Jackson, who is another iconic black actor but that was one of his weaker roles imho.

Dunno who is racist here, random people on internet or Hollywood. In the past we had already mentioned Denzel, Sammy L, James Earl Jones, Forest Whitaker, Morgan Freeman, Laurence Fishburne etc. Today who is there of young black actors (18-35 years old)? Most young actors look like typical gorillas, every single of them is white, tall with blue eyes...

I'm sorry I wasn't clear, I was commenting on the "people" who were making the racist jokes in the comments.
Title: Re: STOP EVERYTHING AND WATCH THIS!
Post by: Casimir on April 17, 2015, 04:00:57 pm

Lando was the only black character in the original trilogy, he was a gambling scumbag who sold out his friends for money (but he suuuuuuure was charming).


I mean Lando is one of the redemption characters in the original trilogy (other than vader) so i don't think that he is as negatively portrayed as you suggest.
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Post by: Vibe on April 17, 2015, 04:13:36 pm
Where is Kyle Katarn?

Kyle Katarn is too suave to be featured in a Star Wars movie

Always depressing to see racism :(

abububu
http://i.imgur.com/cJK57Ii.webm
Title: Re: STOP EVERYTHING AND WATCH THIS!
Post by: Bronto on April 17, 2015, 04:39:57 pm
I have hope for this installment simply because there hasn't been a shot yet where they are millions of cgi created aliens that serve no purpose other than to take up space. Everything George Lucas touched once he got his hands on the first round of cgi he went crazy and turned everything to shit. Even his "digital" remasters of the original films, he made worse than the original films by adding unnecessary shit. Also, casting Hayden Christensen(spelling) was a horrible mistake. He delivered lines flatter than a piece of paper. I'm glad Disney bought Lucasarts because if George was behind these movies I'd be scared as fuck too.

That trailer though, Mark Hammill voicing it and the passing of the lightsaber, plus the music and fucking Han and Chewie. I can't fucking wait. Nostalgia overload.
Title: Re: STOP EVERYTHING AND WATCH THIS!
Post by: LordBerenger on April 17, 2015, 04:40:46 pm

http://i.imgur.com/cJK57Ii.webm


How 2 turn a White guy into an Asian
Title: Re: STOP EVERYTHING AND WATCH THIS!
Post by: darmaster on April 17, 2015, 04:42:11 pm
Poke me when it's fable 3 4 a/o kotor 3.
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Post by: Asheram on April 17, 2015, 06:12:21 pm
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Post by: Nehvar on April 17, 2015, 07:26:46 pm
Please, Disney, I know it's a lot to ask but do not fuck up Han and Chewy.
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Post by: Jona on April 17, 2015, 07:54:15 pm
Please, Disney, I know it's a lot to ask but do not fuck up Han and Chewy.

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Title: Re: STOP EVERYTHING AND WATCH THIS!
Post by: Krave on April 17, 2015, 08:01:54 pm
And I'm sitting here hoping Boba Fett will show up  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Jona on April 17, 2015, 08:09:00 pm
And I'm sitting here hoping Boba Fett will show up  :mrgreen:

Honestly I almost hope that he doesn't show up, in episode 7 anyways. If they cram every single fan-favorite OT character into just one movie, it is going to have some issues. Remember, there are going to be 3 new movies, so he's got time to show up. Save him and Lando for episode 8 (the new episode 5, basically). Best case scenario imo would be a post credits scene (or just a quick scene near the end of the movie) where the villains are regrouping and say something classically-star-wars-cheesy like "It is time to involve him." *Cut to a dark scene of a guy's hand picking up a helmet, zoom out when he puts it on and you see the silhouette of Boba, in all his armored glory.*
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Post by: LordBerenger on April 17, 2015, 09:26:05 pm
Isnt Lando dead IRL or looks like a uber old man?
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Post by: Jona on April 17, 2015, 09:30:55 pm
I hope we get a throw-away line in episode 7 confirming for all time that Boba Fett died in episode 6 falling into the Sarlac Pit, and that any stories featuring Boba Fett after that are no longer canon. Just think of the rage, but based purely on the films that's what happened! Boba Fett was never this badass infamous bounty hunter in the original films, he just sold action figures so people wrote fanfic about him.

Lol, sad but true. I wouldn't mind him returning though, and officially proving he is indeed a badass (since as you pointed out, he wasn't really all that badass in the movies). All he actually accomplished in the canon is what... tracking the millennium falcon, and then "helping" the Empire capture Han? Then when he actually got into real combat he gets his gun cut in half and then flies himself into the sarlac pit just because he got nudged from behind (maybe Han was packing a full str build with the old nudging mechanics?  :lol:).

Isnt Lando dead IRL or looks like a uber old man?

He looks old, sure. A little pudgier than 30 years ago, but otherwise he didn't age any worse than the other main characters... like carrie fisher for example.
Title: Re: STOP EVERYTHING AND WATCH THIS!
Post by: Bronto on April 17, 2015, 09:54:12 pm
Isnt Lando dead IRL or looks like a uber old man?
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Title: Re: STOP EVERYTHING AND WATCH THIS!
Post by: LordBerenger on April 17, 2015, 10:39:40 pm
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Would suck dink nohomo?
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Post by: Jona on April 18, 2015, 01:17:03 am
Yes... the one time we see Boba Fett fight in the movies he gets pownd by a blind Han Solo and flies shrieking to his death in the Sarlac Pit. At what point was he supposed to be an awesome jedi-hunting badass?

Another alternative is that Boba Fett returns, but as comedy relief. So he looks really cool and talks tough, but every time he gets in a fight someone accidentally knocks him of a ledge or something. Just like in the originals <3
Or... go full Expanded Universe Boba Fett where he uses a lightsaber and totally fights Darth Vader in a duel, before Vader acknowledges him as his equal because Boba Fett is so badass. Sometimes i wonder if they're talking about the same guy i see in the movies...

We learn Boba is actually a tragic figure... he didn't want this life, but being that he was cloned from the "best bounty hunter in the galaxy" he feels obligated to take up his "father's" mantle. All he ever wanted was to be a famous cantina band star (he idolized Max Rebo), but after his run-ins with the jedi in the past (mace windu killing Jango and whatnot) he feels he must continue his father's legacy. He ends up weaving elaborate tales of his heroics which spread like wildfire across the galaxy, and soon enough, wearing his father's armor is all he needs to be regarded as a badass. He charges so much that he isn't hired frequently, but when he is he fears each and every mission. When he does work a job, he often ends up being digested for 1000 years, if not worse. This is actually the main plot for the rumored Boba Fett spinoff movie.
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Post by: LordBerenger on April 18, 2015, 09:19:51 am
As long as this is in i'll rate it 5/5. Legit

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Post by: Christo on April 18, 2015, 11:41:22 am
I didn't even think that bounty hunter guy had so many fans when I saw the movies

I mean he was just a flying stormtrooper that got rekt without any interesting dialog or anything, stupid nerds

*grabs popcorn*
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Post by: LordBerenger on April 18, 2015, 12:11:14 pm
I didn't even think that bounty hunter guy had so many fans when I saw the movies

I mean he was just a flying stormtrooper that got rekt without any interesting dialog or anything, stupid nerds

*grabs popcorn*

Dont insult the Mandalorians. They're the most badass people in the Star Wars Universe. PERIOD



BITCH!




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Post by: Christo on April 18, 2015, 12:12:49 pm
A manda-what?

Sorry if I insulted the mandarin chinese or something
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Post by: Jona on April 18, 2015, 12:13:14 pm
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.” i guess that's cool whilst simultaneously ignoring everything that happens in those films after that point...

I always wished that in ep 5, when lando takes han and leia to the meeting with vader and vader simply catches han's shots with his hand then rips his gun away with the force that he somehow knew of that conversation (maybe there is force-related esp, anything is possible) and says "well, solo, shall we have ourselves a little conversation about some 'hokey religions?'" *camera pans out, door closes on the banquet room... as the screen fades to black you just here han mutter "... shit."*

And just think, all this from a character invented solely for an animated short in that god-awful Star Wars Holiday Special...

Aye, this will never be forgotten. Always liked to bring this up whenever I met someone overly fond of fett (I admitedly do like fett too, he just isn't OMG NUMBAH ONE FOR LYFE MAN SOOOO COOL!!). Plenty of elementary school arguments were had that basically went like this:

"Oh yeah, you think boba fett is the best star wars character? Hes nowhere near as cool as salacious crumb, man! And at least crumb wasn't invented for some stupid cartoon and only got thrown into the movies since his action figure sold well!" ...the fanboys never had a response for that.

Anyways, I liked fett (even in the movies) since he had this imposing aura about him. Sure, he didn't actually do much, but he obviously was well-renown and feared by all. Even vader seemed, well, somewhat respectful of him. Now I'm guessing my brain (and countless others) just kinda saw this and thought "wow, this dudes gotta be badass, no matter what." Well, then we see him get rekt in ep 6, and needless to say i was pretty disappointed. At least he could fly, right? That's pretty cool... right? right?... yeah, sure, he flew himself right into a sarlac pit but.. yeah.. you're right... he sucks. I'm thinking that it is a similar case with darth maul. Both are men of few words, but both carry an imposing presence. Sure, maul could do backflips and shit and kills liam-fuckin-neeson with a double sided lightsaber, but still, he then gets cut down by an angsty teenage obiwan... like boba, he starts off strong, then falls flat on his face (or into the stomache of a sarlac... or down a giant reacter core endless pit...thing). Let us hope that any really cool sidekick villains in this new trilogy dont end up getting the same treatment.