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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Mr.K. on November 12, 2014, 11:26:17 pm

Title: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Mr.K. on November 12, 2014, 11:26:17 pm
Cuz he called me a noob. :evil:


He's also spreading unfounded rumours about me and my friends abusing his horses and worst of all the peaceful population of Dhirim. At the same time, he's responsible for using slave labor and a genocide in an ethnic cleansing disguised as a "fief transfer". Here are the facts, sources marked:

1) Dhirim had a peaceful population of 2000 under Russian rule until Nuuks took over and killed 1900 of them in a single day. The surviving 100 are fighting against him tomorrow.
   - http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2893

2) His 10 000 horses were saved from slave labor and have ever since lived a fulfilled life as warhorses, not carrying crates, but warriors and bringing glory to their families still living in fear of this monster.
  - http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2590

3) He has called out to be an independent hero for whom Strategus is easy. Still goes running to Harpag and Hetman like a bitch and waits for them to send more armies after he's failed in every way possible.
  - http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/*******the-kalmarunion-declares-war-on-the-grey-order*******/msg1087236/#msg1087236 (http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/*******the-kalmarunion-declares-war-on-the-grey-order*******/msg1087236/#msg1087236)

4) When I asked him to push back the battle times to have some decent prime time battles for the community, his answer was:
   - are you fucking kidding me? if you like a real sieg attack suno. noob



Now I ask you:
Who will you fight for?

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2914
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Jacu on November 13, 2014, 01:08:06 pm
Rly ?:D
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Matze on November 13, 2014, 03:20:30 pm
Cuz he called me a noob. :evil:


He's also spreading unfounded rumours about me and my friends abusing his horses and worst of all the peaceful population of Dhirim. At the same time, he's responsible for using slave labor and a genocide in an ethnic cleansing disguised as a "fief transfer". Here are the facts, sources marked:

1) Dhirim had a peaceful population of 2000 under Russian rule until Nuuks took over and killed 1900 of them in a single day. The surviving 100 are fighting against him tomorrow.
   - http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2893

2) His 10 000 horses were saved from slave labor and have ever since lived a fulfilled life as warhorses, not carrying crates, but warriors and bringing glory to their families still living in fear of this monster.
  - http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2590

3) He has called out to be an independent hero for whom Strategus is easy. Still goes running to Harpag and Hetman like a bitch and waits for them to send more armies after he's failed in every way possible.
  - http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/*******the-kalmarunion-declares-war-on-the-grey-order*******/msg1087236/#msg1087236 (http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/*******the-kalmarunion-declares-war-on-the-grey-order*******/msg1087236/#msg1087236)

4) When I asked him to push back the battle times to have some decent prime time battles for the community, his answer was:
   - are you fucking kidding me? if you like a real sieg attack suno. noob



Now I ask you:
Who will you fight for?

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2914

1)You sure i killed 1900? i free them from the bad putin power. they dont like to sit in dhirim anymore and i let them go.

2) After you see that eating horses, dont make you more popular you now try to lie and telling you let them fight. And still if you let them fight i dont think its a nice life to let them run into spiekes and let them die.

3)Are you sure im running to Hetman and Harpag? Maybe they are running to me?  :D And if you dont know what happens you maybe should say somethink.

4) and you dont attack at this nice time? why oyu dont push your siege back so it was on prime time?

5) and your still noob becouse you only can fap fap when you defend

Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: GRANDMOM on November 13, 2014, 03:25:52 pm
NUUKS KILLS CUTE LITTLE DOLPHINS ASWELL!!!   :shock:

MAKE HIM STOP, DIE HIM!


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"HARBOUR PORPOISE IN NUUK FISH MARKETWDC/ROB LOTT"

***Funny fact: Actual photo from the Nuuk fishmarket (Greenland)
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Switchtense on November 13, 2014, 05:03:35 pm

Who will you fight for?

Him.
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Mr.K. on November 16, 2014, 12:38:04 pm
Him.

You must like losing.

Thank you all for your support in the last two battles. Unfortunately I couldn't be there myself for the last one. We have now rescued another 300 horses and I'm sure these brave animals will have their revenge on Nuuks for the way him and his kind have treated them. No dolphin heads found so far in the loot though which makes me wonder where has he hidden those.
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Harpag on November 16, 2014, 01:14:19 pm

3)Are you sure im running to Hetman and Harpag? Maybe they are running to me?  :D


Yeah, we are running to you with ban  :twisted:  Sun Tzu kurwa mać  :mad:

Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: QuisUtDeus on November 16, 2014, 01:24:14 pm
No dolphin heads found so far in the loot though which makes me wonder where has he hidden those.

Clearly we are onto something here, guys! The dungeons of Uhhun Castle which were liberated by Fenris show that this is not an individual deed. This sure seems like an organized Operation targeting all Dolphins, calradiawide!

Oh the horrors that our brave men had to face when opening the Dungeons! This is just a small glimpse of what was seen:
(click to show/hide)

Nuuks! Say onto us now what is that and who is responsible for it?
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Matze on November 16, 2014, 02:06:43 pm
Clearly we are onto something here, guys! The dungeons of Uhhun Castle which were liberated by Fenris show that this is not an individual deed. This sure seems like an organized Operation targeting all Dolphins, calradiawide!

Oh the horrors that our brave men had to face when opening the Dungeons! This is just a small glimpse of what was seen:
(click to show/hide)

Nuuks! Say onto us now what is that and who is responsible for it?

I dont know. But i also dont care :D Just stop playing, dont have any fun in it anymore fucking lazzy greys, all the fucking building, all this fucking spawn rapes.
But still nice battles, nice bitching, nice gifs and nice deplomate on the forum. Im sure we are better then Putin and Obama.

Hf and see you.
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Kalp on November 16, 2014, 02:52:22 pm
Hf and see you.
Leeching mode: ON
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Switchtense on November 16, 2014, 06:53:21 pm
You must like losing.

Contrary to many people I do not care about winning or losing. I fight for whoever I like better.

Lost enough back when I fought for you, instead of against you :) And I did not care, until the trust was broken by Grandmom, so I started signing against you.

If anybody minds, then I am sure it is more likely to be the people fighting for you getting stabbed in the face by my Long Spear :P
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Algarn on November 17, 2014, 01:15:31 pm
Damnit, hope I'm not too late to post this relevant gif :

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Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: AwesomeHail on November 17, 2014, 04:44:05 pm
Quick, summon Dolphin, the last and only survivor of the Grey terror put upon hordes of dolphins freely swimming in the Calradian Lakes!
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Mr.K. on November 20, 2014, 11:28:13 am
Here we go again. The population of Dhirim has steadily risen ever since our peaceful democratic system took it over from the German dictator that murdered it's population - and dolphins. Are you anti-dolphin or will you fight for us?

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=3018
Even better gear than last time, enjoy the xp.



Lost enough back when I fought for you, instead of against you :)

When was this?
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Switchtense on November 20, 2014, 07:16:28 pm
Here we go again. The population of Dhirim has steadily risen ever since our peaceful democratic system took it over from the German dictator that murdered it's population - and dolphins. Are you anti-dolphin or will you fight for us?

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=3018
Even better gear than last time, enjoy the xp.



When was this?

I have fought in almost every (major) Kalmar battle until Grandmom went batshit on us.

There were quite a few defeats among those battles. Not restricted to a certain period of Strat.
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Mr.K. on November 21, 2014, 01:02:44 pm
Another battle today - they think they can just drop in and rob our magnificent city with a pussy raid, but that's not gonna happen - is it? Welcome to the maul corridor of death once again dear GO.

Please post the screenshots from yesterday. The mountain of dead greys and druzhinas on that doorway was a sight for sore eyes. Some say it could be seen from the moon.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=3035


Switch, I tried quickly to search your name in a few of our battles and didn't find you fighting for us once. I might be wrong, maybe you used alts, maybe I missed the battles you were in, but seeing that you've fought most of the Strat against us (we did attack the Shogunate, so it makes sense) you could be more specific than just saying "most major battles" which obviously is bullshit. Not that I care much tbh, everyone is free to fight for whomever they like - even though I'd like to see people fighting for the one who needs them the most. Not talking about us here, but the smaller, less known clans that lose battles because they get no rosters at all.
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Mr.K. on November 21, 2014, 02:57:45 pm
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 (http://i.imgur.com/kSfFE5u.jpg)
Welcome party at Dhirim
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Post by: Kalp on November 21, 2014, 03:24:13 pm
Map is just bad designed or like Fips saying unbalanced. Come brave Kalmars, come to open space, show your courage  :P
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: ARN_ on November 21, 2014, 03:26:26 pm
The king of The free city Dhirim request all fighting able men and women to pick up your arms against the hordes of grey evil that is threatening to destroy us all. We managed to defeat them once, let's do it again!
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Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Mr.K. on November 21, 2014, 03:31:23 pm
We already did Kalp - I think sieges in Strat are badly implemented and boring in general. This is more just me and a few other guys screwing around. I had no plans taking Dhirim until I saw Nuuks getting it from the DRZ and no army inside to defend it with :mrgreen:
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: ARN_ on November 21, 2014, 03:32:27 pm
Map is just bad designed or like Fips saying unbalanced. Come brave Kalmars, come to open space, show your courage  :P
And abandon our last stronghold and all it's people and dolphins? I say no! Here we stand free and proud till the end of time!

Even if we had the resources to come out and fight you why should we? We are not here for your entertainment!
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Mr.K. on November 21, 2014, 06:49:31 pm
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He that followeth me shall not walk in the darkness, but shall have the light of life.
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Mr.K. on November 22, 2014, 12:04:41 pm
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=3035 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&hd=1)


Once again our foe was stopped at the door step and the king's noble army was able to protect the population from these thieves. Some hilarious moments in the battle with healing tent elevators, siege tower madness, catapult pwning and some epic mauling action. Have to give credit here for the Grey Order and their roster, that was well fought and you guys tried everything. If either side has some nice screenshots, post them here please, so I don't have to spam all alone :oops:

I'd also like to thank our sponsors for bringing us almost 800 more troops. That should allow us to hold Dhirim until the end of time. Or did Nuuks and his slaves (Hetman and Harpag) get enough already? 8-)
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: woody on November 23, 2014, 03:18:50 pm
Got to say UIF did well attacking into that beartrap and even trying it knowing what was coming was good, especially for those of us retiring and still wanting xp (2 million I think for last battle).

The catapult of random destruction was funny even though I got killed by it a few times.

Dhirim map is fucked, I think everyone can agree on that.
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Switchtense on November 23, 2014, 04:13:11 pm
The catapult of random destruction was funny even though I got killed by it a few times.

Certainly was funny shooting it =D
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Mr.K. on December 03, 2014, 12:18:54 am
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our Dhirim's dead.
The King needs you tomorrow.
He has prepared an army with plate armors and tons of +3 weapons for our disposal.

There is no way the evil GO will take this city from the free people of Dhirim.



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Dishonour not your mothers but apply // or Arn will spam this thread with yellow lines
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: GRANDMOM on December 03, 2014, 03:20:43 am


Harpag,
get the fuck out of Dodge



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Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Harpag on December 05, 2014, 01:24:45 pm
I congratulate you your wellbeing  :lol:
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Post by: GRANDMOM on December 06, 2014, 05:24:29 pm
MrK couldnt assemble my wheelchair in time, so I couldnt make it to battle in time - lucky you

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Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Mr.K. on December 09, 2014, 06:21:03 pm
I blame Arn

I left him the great legacy of a free Dhirim and once again it's in the hands of an evil warlord. I heard a story of a great siege tower of fail. He did a good deed though finding the evildoer and is right now bringing his head to me.
RIP Nuuks (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=3185)
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Hetman_The_Grey on December 12, 2014, 02:04:55 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0FCcjwV9Kw
Title: Re: *******The Kingdom of Dhirim declares war on Nuubs the Grey Bitch (3ZfVW)*******
Post by: Kidduis on December 17, 2014, 11:57:07 am
Dear God! How could i have missed this thread for so long, this thread generates so much good reading when I'm bored in school.   

THUMBS UP FOR MORE!!!!!!