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Title: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Snicky on October 30, 2014, 09:59:33 pm
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"Jay wants to pick on Acre under the orders of Snicklez. We will take our shitty gear and ram it down this kids throat." - James, The Mad Cuz Bad

Now I'm not sure, but if you guys haven't been watching Doc McStuffins recently then you've missed the episode that has described Jame's case; it's a rare but very serious down syndrome called "MadCuzBadism". Their is a multitude of reasons that can cause this type of syndrome, one of the most common reasons is from excessive "Spinning to Winning", or failing to block basic incoming attacks; which James has demonstrated both perfectly. The only real way to try and solve this syndrome is to uninstall windows, and go outside; but let's get back to this "diplomacy."

Me and my good pal JayJrod have been ravaging the Acre territory for a week now, and we went into this attack thinking that we would find a good time; but all we've gotten are tears from those that are within' the Acre ranks. I'm not quite sure why they are taking these fights to heart, since we're just here since it's the end of Strat; but apparently they have been personally insulting me and Jay. I mean I can completely understand why they are mad, I mean shit I'd be mad too if two people, one in which in completely new to Start (This is my first season of strat), and the other who's some whore who's just famous for his name and swordplay (Kinda like Kim Kardashian) were kicking my ass in Start when I have a very large clan with a multiple amount of people who have been around for sometime. Me and Jay are very reasonable people though, so we will accept your surrender, BUT we have some terms. First we want you to take the Kindergartner you have within your ranks; Volkwin, and throw him off the top of Curaw, then me and Jay would like a formal apology from Queen James. If these terms are not met by sundown I will personally kill Voren then come for Curaw myself!
     
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Horns_Archive on October 30, 2014, 10:04:35 pm
So is krea a bunch of he shes or what, I am confused...
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: njames89 on October 30, 2014, 11:29:49 pm
You guys are fucking retarded. I'll crucify you all this life or the next.

Also that quote you have listed as mine was not in fact me :).
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Jaren on October 30, 2014, 11:42:06 pm
So is krea a bunch of he shes or what, I am confused...
Sounds like a bunch of gay guy girl kid, bullshit. (honoring Dread)
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: dreadnok on October 31, 2014, 03:11:13 am
Jaren hit the nail on the head. Krea just reminds me of an army of androgenyous cretins.
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Dynamics_BRD on October 31, 2014, 03:12:32 am
Sounds like a bunch of gay guy girl kid, bullshit. (honoring Dread)
^ sums it up
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Talanarsis on November 07, 2014, 06:47:50 pm
So is krea a bunch of he shes or what, I am confused...

Krea is full of cross dressers. Auphilia even showed me a pic of him in a dress and wig.
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Oreo on November 07, 2014, 08:26:27 pm
Jay sucks
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Tojo on November 08, 2014, 06:55:29 pm
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"Jay wants to pick on Acre under the orders of Snicklez. We will take our shitty gear and ram it down this kids throat." - James, The Mad Cuz Bad

Now I'm not sure, but if you guys haven't been watching Doc McStuffins recently then you've missed the episode that has described Jame's case; it's a rare but very serious down syndrome called "MadCuzBadism". Their is a multitude of reasons that can cause this type of syndrome, one of the most common reasons is from excessive "Spinning to Winning", or failing to block basic incoming attacks; which James has demonstrated both perfectly. The only real way to try and solve this syndrome is to uninstall windows, and go outside; but let's get back to this "diplomacy."

Me and my good pal JayJrod have been ravaging the Acre territory for a week now, and we went into this attack thinking that we would find a good time; but all we've gotten are tears from those that are within' the Acre ranks. I'm not quite sure why they are taking these fights to heart, since we're just here since it's the end of Strat; but apparently they have been personally insulting me and Jay. I mean I can completely understand why they are mad, I mean shit I'd be mad too if two people, one in which in completely new to Start (This is my first season of strat), and the other who's some whore who's just famous for his name and swordplay (Kinda like Kim Kardashian) were kicking my ass in Start when I have a very large clan with a multiple amount of people who have been around for sometime. Me and Jay are very reasonable people though, so we will accept your surrender, BUT we have some terms. First we want you to take the Kindergartner you have within your ranks; Volkwin, and throw him off the top of Curaw, then me and Jay would like a formal apology from Queen James. If these terms are not met by sundown I will personally kill Voren then come for Curaw myself!
   

Diplomacy...

That's like having Charlie Sheen as your ambassador
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Sharpe on November 08, 2014, 08:02:44 pm
lol Strat is still a thing?
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Bryggan on November 09, 2014, 06:36:06 pm
As King (in exile) of Acre, I say WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!!!

Though I couldn't help notice that you keep mentioning James, the Pretender of Acre.  If you are just attacking him and his false Armagon-forsaken Kingdom, we (that's a royal we) can pay you for your troubles if you help put me on the throne.  I'll keep Bravo as Pope (cuz he's easily bought), or, if he's dead, I'll make Albus or someone pope.  There are a lot of gold and silver crosses, chalices and other things in their cathedrals and chapels which, as defender of the faith, I can melt down into coins.

Then there is all the money I'll make by burning the richer Acre Lords as heretics and confiscating all their lands and wealth.  Oh, and the relics.  They're just a bunch of dusty bones not worth much, but the Gay Knights of Frisia said they really like the bone.  Maybe they'll buy.

So support my claim and I'll give you titles and lands, and, unlike James, I don't have any rules about what you can and can't do to your peasants (or livestock).
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Balikar on November 09, 2014, 08:05:30 pm
So support my claim and I'll give you titles and lands, and, unlike James, I don't have any rules about what you can and can't do to your peasants (or livestock).

Interesting.  I recently found in my battle with the Yoshi's a certain letter.  It was well documented that you were the caretaker for Kamikaze Joe's +3 Courser.  That you helped travel with the poor thing for a time.  Perhaps that was how you were 'paid' by the Squids, and pressed into their employment.  If you 'bucked', no pun intended, the news would no doubt reach the AI Horde.  Interesting.  Interesting indeed....

Remember the infamous letters?  D..R..O?  Dirk Raped (it) Once...  And that was just part of it. 
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Bryggan on November 09, 2014, 08:25:39 pm
Yoshis lie.  I don't know no nuthing about Joe's courser, or who Joe is, or who the Yoshis are, or what strat is.  And some immoral fellows will just make anything up to further their claims... yeah, you know the type.
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Yoshi on November 09, 2014, 08:48:50 pm
Interesting.  I recently found in my battle with the Yoshi's a certain letter.  It was well documented that you were the caretaker for Kamikaze Joe's +3 Courser.  That you helped travel with the poor thing for a time.  Perhaps that was how you were 'paid' by the Squids, and pressed into their employment.  If you 'bucked', no pun intended, the news would no doubt reach the AI Horde.  Interesting.  Interesting indeed....

Remember the infamous letters?  D..R..O?  Dirk Raped (it) Once...  And that was just part of it.
If you give me all my stuff back and all your gold I'll tell you the truth.
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Batuhan_of on November 14, 2014, 10:58:09 am
You guys are fucking retarded. I'll crucify you all this life or the next.

Also that quote you have listed as mine was not in fact me :).
ahaha :D
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on December 14, 2014, 12:06:07 am
You guys are fucking retarded. I'll crucify you all this life or the next.

Also that quote you have listed as mine was not in fact me :).

You guys should know that.  Everything James says.... has a hint of cock breath.  Please don't misquote the man unless you are going to say something totally gay and believable. 
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: njames89 on December 14, 2014, 12:08:50 am
lol you are straight out of 7th grade. You shouldn't let your hatred of me get to you so much :(
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Goretooth on December 14, 2014, 04:54:07 am
You guys should know that.  Everything James says.... has a hint of cock breath.  Please don't misquote the man unless you are going to say something totally gay and believable.
pathetic
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: CALAMARI on December 14, 2014, 06:25:21 am
lol you are straight out of 7th grade. You shouldn't let your hatred of me get to you so much :(

pathetic

You guys should know that.  Everything James says.... has a hint of cock breath.  Please don't misquote the man unless you are going to say something totally gay and believable.

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Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Jack1 on December 14, 2014, 07:00:47 pm
Never forget the greatest moment in c-rpg strat battle history.


The Life of Wilber.

On a cold Monday night on the date of 25/12/-27 john, the owner of the "horses with disabilities are born here" ranch, heard some stirring in the stables. Monica, one of the  horses that was expected to be giving birth soon,  was soon to give birth. Being that it was a Monday John was a tad bit pissed and didn't want to deal with that shit at the moment so he cut Monica's throat and went back to bed. Little did john know that wilber was waiting to see the light of night for the first time.

Next door there was a vergin giving birth to a son, angels were all around her waiting and saying "Yo dis nig gon pop out or I'm gon go back to god and tell him the kids got no arms or sumthin. You know god aint gon want a kid wit no Fukien arms, how he gon break da fukin bread?". This made the vergin named Mary get very upset. She was so upset that the baby ran out from it being too scary in there. Pretty soon the baby was doing shots and bowls with the angels. The group ran out of the proper ingredients and had to find something else to do.

The baby, named Hay Seuss, looked over his shoulder, still covered in dried birthing liquids, to find a dead whorse, which had been cut by the throat, and thought "hey, what if we cut that thing open and looked at what's inside?" The angels, still being fucked up, said ok. One of the angels pulled out his switch blade and "cut dat bitch open". As soon as the skin was pierced out piped Wilber, happy to see the light of day.

The baby Hay Seuss looked at Wilber and said "wit da fook is up wit dis tings leg?"

Wilber replied with "you assholes can't even speak proper English, go learn a shit load of big words from canaries." Wilber then rode off into the wind with his legs that were 1/2 as large as a normal whoreses legs would be.

Three hard years later Wilber had gone through hard jobs such as plowing fields and letting little girls ride him around at the local carnival.

Wilber's new friend, randy, brought up a new idea to Wilber. "What do you think about joining the army and traveling all over the place to meet new people and kill bitches?" Wilber never really liked the army that much but he wasn't just going to leave his only friend to go off and die in a war without him.

The two went to the dracul recruiting station about one week later.

the two walked into the dracul recruiting station and were eagerly greeted by some large feline wearing tight leather pants that clearly outlined what lied within. The animal gave Wilber and randy two nice drink. They drank it an blacked out.

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The day after basic training

The day had finally arrived, Wilber was going to be paired with his rider. All that was left was who the announcer called out as his rider.

Raina the battle whorse, you get paired with the battalion commander, artym.
Randy......Sanderson
Bonx.... Jack1
Opium.....hungry n broke
Wilber...cup457

A loud "THE FUCK?!?!?!" Was heard in the crowd and all the whorses looked at Wilber. Wilber, thinking fast, quickly said "could this be any better?". Everybody looked back at the announcer and the ceremony continued as normal.

As time went on Wilber and cup 457 were forced to bond together and get to know each other's moves before they are exicuted. While they bonded the two made up some nicknames for each other, cup457 would call Wilber "horsey worsey" while Wilber would call cup457 "fucking retard".

The news came to the pair while they were on the can. "We will be attacking WFA and leaving in two minutes"

Cup was exited that he finally got to kill some people while Wilber knew that there is a chance he was going to die.

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The day were Wilber's battalion was to attack singe he had arrived. Artym and riana expected to get "beaten" heh quite well in the adult and only hoped for the best.

The sound of an ejaculation was made and all of the battalion prepped themselves to attack, each horse found his friend and each rider grabbed other rider's erections. The second ejaculation souls was made and all of the riders started stroking each other off. As soon as the rider had his release he charged. Sanderson was off first, than hungrynbroke, followed by many others. As time went on there was a problem that was discovered, cup457 just couldn't get it off.

Wilber watched as his battalion charged onto the enemy more valiantly than anything he had ever seen. Soon there was something that caught Wilber's eyes, he had seen the sharp arrow land into the temple of Randy's head. Wilber could not believe how fast randy had died. And saw that on the arrow had the name "Gwen"

Something woke Wilber out of the shock he had been put into, it was seamen hitting his mane. Soon Wilber and cup457 were off, but, for some reason cup decided to go up some ladders that led from the ground to a tower and then to a keep. While the two were trotting along waiting for some petty infanty to hurry up. At the moment cup had been eating some CUPcakes and an arrow had entered his toenail. Cup said "what the hell. I don't want to run all the way from spawn again" then fell off Wilber and down to his death on the castle floor. Followed by a ceremonial "get fucked nerd" by this fat goblin just standing around.

Wilber had no choice but to continue his journey to the top of the keep were he watched his friends get ripped apart by people with "WFA" tattooed on their foreheads. It was horrible.

Soon wilber looked over to see jack1 being his strong,  handsome, usual self standing there weeping about his respawn timer because of ranged.

Jack1 was about to suicide jump off of the keep untill Wilber cought him, looked at him and said "we will get them back"

Jack1 quickly mounted Wilber and went to one end of the keep. Wilber looked at jack and knew that he could trust jack to do his part if Wilber did his. Wilber went as fast as he could with his midget legs strait off a ladder. He landed and broke his legs on top of a gate house with WFA mercs standing all around with bows and arrows wondering what the hell just happened. Jack1 quickly broke the enemy weapon rack and was pelted with arrows. All that jack could hear was artym saying "what the hell was that". Jack just whispered it was worth it, but really, fuck ranged. The two died on top of that gatehouse with pride in their hearts and arrows in their chest.
 

And So Ends the Life of Wilber
Confuckin grats if you managed to read all that.

Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Switchtense on December 14, 2014, 11:22:48 pm
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How long did it take to write that :o
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Taser on December 15, 2014, 03:00:18 am
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I read it all. I have not the slightest why but.. I think I expected it to be funny.
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Artyem on December 15, 2014, 03:18:43 am
10/10 brought a tear to my eye
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Sharpe on December 15, 2014, 03:25:25 am
#Remember WFA Archer Defense
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: ArysOakheart on December 15, 2014, 09:20:38 am
Jayrod is a dirty low ping sober motherfucker.
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Jack1 on December 15, 2014, 12:20:38 pm
#Remember WFA Archer Defense

#cut4WFAranged
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 15, 2014, 04:15:18 pm
a hint of cock breath [...] totally gay

yeah well uh you eat poop for breakfast and have poo breath

and ur mom likes weiners

i am 12 years old
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Bronto on December 15, 2014, 05:53:11 pm
yeah well uh you eat poop for breakfast and have poo breath

and ur mom likes weiners

i am 12 years old

yeah well my dad could beat up your dad.
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on December 17, 2014, 04:03:08 am
lol you are straight out of 7th grade. You shouldn't let your hatred of me get to you so much :(

Actually...  I don't hate you.   I just don't respect you in any way shape or form.  First.... you tried to play mind games in strat.  Second... you weren't nearly smart enough to do so.  Third... you whine like a bitch. 

Just remember James..... almost every bad thing that happened to you in strat.... had something to do with me....

BTW you're a shitty battle commander. 
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: njames89 on December 17, 2014, 04:18:49 am
 :lol: I'm sorry you let it get to your head unholy. I am glad that you are showing your true self though.
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on December 17, 2014, 06:17:16 am
:lol: I'm sorry you let it get to your head unholy. I am glad that you are showing your true self though.

Like you did when you created an Anti-LCO alliance in the beginning of strat.... involving all former FCC factions?  Then you allied with us and watched us fight the bloodiest war in early strat.  We were outnumbered 2v1 and your specific response was, "We never made our alliance public therefore it doesn't exist." 

You tried to pit LCO against AOW with some grand FCC conspiracy knowing that YOU.... had basically recreated the FCC.  Kesh had nothing to do with it.  He even tried to help you.... while you tried to fuck him over.  You tried to get us to attack LCO along with AoW.  I believe you even said Arrowaine was too stupid to figure it out.  That Acre and Black Company would dominate the North and let AoW and LCO bleed to death.  Wasn't that your plan?   

Well....  I fucked you.  I told AoW what you did.  And they attacked you.  If we hadn't just fought the largest war in early strat I would have helped them.  You ran to Arrowaine begging him for help.  Despite the fact you originally intended to fuck him over.  But I'd become friends with Talltree.  And while in WoN,.... he saw the transcripts of your steam messages.  We allied with him primarily because we liked him.  But also to encourage LCO to let you be devoured.  AoW pummeled you... and you had no allies.   

And much.... much more.  Maybe one day I'll tell you all the ways we fucked you over.  Talk about true colors......  I like a devious strategist.  But not a bad one.  You were too much of a fool to pull it off.  You couldn't keep your lies straight.  And I ruined your strat dreams.  The funny thing is....  I didn't even need to lie.... But well timed.... well placed... pieces of the truth led to your demise.  And the best part is....  I got to hear to CRY to me on steam over and over begging for help lol.  I'm so glad I kept those transcripts.  "Unholy... you have to save the realm."  lol.  We're fucking Fallen.... We fuck you.... That's what we do.  And despite a small clan.... we did pretty well this strat.  It was a real group effort.  We all enjoyed watching you burn.   

It is in my head James.  And I smile every time I think about it.  Maybe one day I'll give you the rest of the story.  I'll tell you how we kept Acre full of enemies.... without a friend in sight.  We fed you just enough to keep you eating from our hands. 
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Goretooth on December 17, 2014, 06:25:28 am
Spergeking has arrived
Like you did when you created an Anti-LCO alliance in the beginning of strat.... involving all former FCC factions?  Then you allied with us and watched us fight the bloodiest war in early strat.  We were outnumbered 2v1 and your specific response was, "We never made our alliance public therefore it doesn't exist." 

You tried to pit LCO against AOW with some grand FCC conspiracy knowing that YOU.... had basically recreated the FCC.  Kesh had nothing to do with it.  He even tried to help you.... while you tried to fuck him over.  You tried to get us to attack LCO along with AoW.  I believe you even said Arrowaine was too stupid to figure it out.  That Acre and Black Company would dominate the North and let AoW and LCO bleed to death.  Wasn't that your plan?   

Well....  I fucked you.  I told AoW what you did.  And they attacked you.  If we hadn't just fought the largest war in early strat I would have helped them.  You ran to Arrowaine begging him for help.  Despite the fact you originally intended to fuck him over.  But I'd become friends with Talltree.  And while in WoN,.... he saw the transcripts of your steam messages.  We allied with him primarily because we liked him.  But also to encourage LCO to let you be devoured.  AoW pummeled you... and you had no allies.   

And much.... much more.  Maybe one day I'll tell you all the ways we fucked you over.  Talk about true colors......  I like a devious strategist.  But not a bad one.  You were too much of a fool to pull it off.  You couldn't keep your lies straight.  And I ruined your strat dreams.  The funny thing is....  I didn't even need to lie.... But well timed.... well placed... pieces of the truth led to your demise.  And the best part is....  I got to hear to CRY to me on steam over and over begging for help lol.  I'm so glad I kept those transcripts.  "Unholy... you have to save the realm."  lol.  We're fucking Fallen.... We fuck you.... That's what we do.  And despite a small clan.... we did pretty well this strat.  It was a real group effort.  We all enjoyed watching you burn.   

It is in my head James.  And I smile every time I think about it.  Maybe one day I'll give you the rest of the story.  I'll tell you how we kept Acre full of enemies.... without a friend in sight.  We fed you just enough to keep you eating from our hands. 
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on December 17, 2014, 08:25:13 am
Sounds a little self indulgent.
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: njames89 on December 17, 2014, 07:39:48 pm
hahaha holy shit unholy. You don't play the game, your clan is dead, how are you raging this hard...

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edit: For the record unholy's statement is so full of bullshit I couldn't possibly take the time to reply to every lie.

Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Bronto on December 17, 2014, 07:43:13 pm
Like you did when you created an Anti-LCO alliance in the beginning of strat.... involving all former FCC factions?  Then you allied with us and watched us fight the bloodiest war in early strat.  We were outnumbered 2v1 and your specific response was, "We never made our alliance public therefore it doesn't exist." 

You tried to pit LCO against AOW with some grand FCC conspiracy knowing that YOU.... had basically recreated the FCC.  Kesh had nothing to do with it.  He even tried to help you.... while you tried to fuck him over.  You tried to get us to attack LCO along with AoW.  I believe you even said Arrowaine was too stupid to figure it out.  That Acre and Black Company would dominate the North and let AoW and LCO bleed to death.  Wasn't that your plan?   

Well....  I fucked you.  I told AoW what you did.  And they attacked you.  If we hadn't just fought the largest war in early strat I would have helped them.  You ran to Arrowaine begging him for help.  Despite the fact you originally intended to fuck him over.  But I'd become friends with Talltree.  And while in WoN,.... he saw the transcripts of your steam messages.  We allied with him primarily because we liked him.  But also to encourage LCO to let you be devoured.  AoW pummeled you... and you had no allies.   

And much.... much more.  Maybe one day I'll tell you all the ways we fucked you over.  Talk about true colors......  I like a devious strategist.  But not a bad one.  You were too much of a fool to pull it off.  You couldn't keep your lies straight.  And I ruined your strat dreams.  The funny thing is....  I didn't even need to lie.... But well timed.... well placed... pieces of the truth led to your demise.  And the best part is....  I got to hear to CRY to me on steam over and over begging for help lol.  I'm so glad I kept those transcripts.  "Unholy... you have to save the realm."  lol.  We're fucking Fallen.... We fuck you.... That's what we do.  And despite a small clan.... we did pretty well this strat.  It was a real group effort.  We all enjoyed watching you burn.   

It is in my head James.  And I smile every time I think about it.  Maybe one day I'll give you the rest of the story.  I'll tell you how we kept Acre full of enemies.... without a friend in sight.  We fed you just enough to keep you eating from our hands.

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Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: HardRice on December 17, 2014, 10:08:15 pm
Like you did when you created an Anti-LCO alliance in the beginning of strat.... involving all former FCC factions?  Then you allied with us and watched us fight the bloodiest war in early strat.  We were outnumbered 2v1 and your specific response was, "We never made our alliance public therefore it doesn't exist." 

You tried to pit LCO against AOW with some grand FCC conspiracy knowing that YOU.... had basically recreated the FCC.  Kesh had nothing to do with it.  He even tried to help you.... while you tried to fuck him over.  You tried to get us to attack LCO along with AoW.  I believe you even said Arrowaine was too stupid to figure it out.  That Acre and Black Company would dominate the North and let AoW and LCO bleed to death.  Wasn't that your plan?   

Well....  I fucked you.  I told AoW what you did.  And they attacked you.  If we hadn't just fought the largest war in early strat I would have helped them.  You ran to Arrowaine begging him for help.  Despite the fact you originally intended to fuck him over.  But I'd become friends with Talltree.  And while in WoN,.... he saw the transcripts of your steam messages.  We allied with him primarily because we liked him.  But also to encourage LCO to let you be devoured.  AoW pummeled you... and you had no allies.   

And much.... much more.  Maybe one day I'll tell you all the ways we fucked you over.  Talk about true colors......  I like a devious strategist.  But not a bad one.  You were too much of a fool to pull it off.  You couldn't keep your lies straight.  And I ruined your strat dreams.  The funny thing is....  I didn't even need to lie.... But well timed.... well placed... pieces of the truth led to your demise.  And the best part is....  I got to hear to CRY to me on steam over and over begging for help lol.  I'm so glad I kept those transcripts.  "Unholy... you have to save the realm."  lol.  We're fucking Fallen.... We fuck you.... That's what we do.  And despite a small clan.... we did pretty well this strat.  It was a real group effort.  We all enjoyed watching you burn.   

It is in my head James.  And I smile every time I think about it.  Maybe one day I'll give you the rest of the story.  I'll tell you how we kept Acre full of enemies.... without a friend in sight.  We fed you just enough to keep you eating from our hands.

lol can you stop writing retarded shit and call James a cunt
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on December 18, 2014, 04:01:21 am
lol can you stop writing retarded shit and call James a cunt

I don't have to.... because as much as he says it doesn't bother him.... it does.  And as much as people make fun of me for it...  I'm still laughing.  Because I'm only talking to one person here.  I know James.  And I know somewhere deep down he's really pissed. 
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Goretooth on December 18, 2014, 08:02:32 am
I don't have to.... because as much as he says it doesn't bother him.... it does.  And as much as people make fun of me for it...  I'm still laughing.  Because I'm only talking to one person here.  I know James.  And I know somewhere deep down he's really pissed.
Past sad and creepy now. I think you need to stop stalking James.
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 19, 2014, 12:26:27 am
Like you did when you created an Anti-LCO alliance in the beginning of strat.... involving all former FCC factions?  Then you allied with us and watched us fight the bloodiest war in early strat.  We were outnumbered 2v1 and your specific response was, "We never made our alliance public therefore it doesn't exist."

You tried to pit LCO against AOW with some grand FCC conspiracy knowing that YOU.... had basically recreated the FCC.  Kesh had nothing to do with it.  He even tried to help you.... while you tried to fuck him over.  You tried to get us to attack LCO along with AoW.  I believe you even said Arrowaine was too stupid to figure it out.  That Acre and Black Company would dominate the North and let AoW and LCO bleed to death.  Wasn't that your plan?   

Well....  I fucked you.  I told AoW what you did.  And they attacked you.  If we hadn't just fought the largest war in early strat I would have helped them.  You ran to Arrowaine begging him for help.  Despite the fact you originally intended to fuck him over.  But I'd become friends with Talltree.  And while in WoN,.... he saw the transcripts of your steam messages.  We allied with him primarily because we liked him.  But also to encourage LCO to let you be devoured.  AoW pummeled you... and you had no allies. 
 

And much.... much more.  Maybe one day I'll tell you all the ways we fucked you over.  Talk about true colors......  I like a devious strategist.  But not a bad one.  You were too much of a fool to pull it off.  You couldn't keep your lies straight.  And I ruined your strat dreams.  The funny thing is....  I didn't even need to lie.... But well timed.... well placed... pieces of the truth led to your demise.  And the best part is....  I got to hear to CRY to me on steam over and over begging for help lol.  I'm so glad I kept those transcripts.  "Unholy... you have to save the realm."  lol.  We're fucking Fallen.... We fuck you.... That's what we do.  And despite a small clan.... we did pretty well this strat.  It was a real group effort.  We all enjoyed watching you burn.   

It is in my head James.  And I smile every time I think about it.  Maybe one day I'll give you the rest of the story.  I'll tell you how we kept Acre full of enemies.... without a friend in sight.  We fed you just enough to keep you eating from our hands.


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Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: StonedSteel on December 19, 2014, 12:51:10 am
hahaha holy shit unholy. You don't play the game, your clan is dead, how are you raging this hard...

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edit: For the record unholy's statement is so full of bullshit I couldn't possibly take the time to reply to every lie.

+1

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Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Jack1 on December 19, 2014, 01:17:18 am
I say we turn this thread into an insult thread. The people here have no idea how to insult somebody so let's give them examples.




I really think it's time for you to shut your smelly face, you witless douche canoe.



Suck a sack of gorilla dicks.




Scholars will be making fun of your awe-inspiring stupidity for milennia after you kill yourself.




Hey doublewide, I find your huge rippling ass revolting.




I often like to relax on the beach and picture you taking a load in the eye.







You are not even close to very nice, in fact you're a shitfalcon.
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Jack1 on December 19, 2014, 01:37:51 am
They will tell tales of the autism displayed here, future children will venture into these forums as though it were a haunted house. They will take a quick peak at the first thread before running, screaming and laughing at the eerie cringe that permeates your everyday lives.

On a perfect snowy Christmas night I'm going to put a big steamer in your driveway.
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 20, 2014, 01:30:01 am
They will tell tales of the autism displayed here, future children will venture into these forums as though it were a haunted house. They will take a quick peak at the first thread before running, screaming and laughing at the eerie cringe that permeates your everyday lives.

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it! Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing of value is here.

What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location... it increases toward a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: njames89 on December 20, 2014, 08:36:09 am
Lol good posts boys.


YESSSSSSS
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: Kidduis on December 25, 2014, 07:25:42 pm
On a perfect snowy Christmas night I'm going to put a big steamer in your driveway.

hehehe...
Title: Re: The Surrender of Acre
Post by: njames89 on December 25, 2014, 07:43:15 pm
Any surprises in the driveway this morning havelle?  :lol: