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Title: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Chosen1 on October 01, 2014, 02:07:06 am
http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/30/health/ebola-us/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

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I live in Dallas o_o there is no way that he could not have spread it to anyone else while he was not in isolation. I'm scurred :/ my social media is blowing up cause everyone I know is freaking out lol
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Post by: Thomek on October 01, 2014, 02:55:29 am
Goodbye!
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Huscarlton_Banks on October 01, 2014, 03:04:02 am
Gib loomz if you get infected.

Don't worry, it's still far more likely that you'll get hit by a car or get stabbed/shot by someone with mental health issues.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Nehvar on October 01, 2014, 04:17:20 am
Time to give Texas back to Mexico.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Christo on October 01, 2014, 04:26:05 am
I start to notice bats more and more where I live.

Gotta love fear-mongering and paranoia
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Post by: Behemoth_ on October 01, 2014, 05:34:20 am
We're all going to get shrekt:D
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Post by: darmaster on October 01, 2014, 10:37:46 am
ah the apocalypse, one of my many sick dreams
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Post by: wayyyyyne on October 01, 2014, 03:05:58 pm
Good luck Ebola-Chan!
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Post by: Miwiw on October 01, 2014, 05:56:30 pm
Time to close borders.
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Post by: Spurdospera on October 01, 2014, 05:57:13 pm
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Post by: cmp on October 01, 2014, 06:03:39 pm
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Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Leshma on October 01, 2014, 07:05:56 pm
Time to close borders.

Go to Madagascar.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Teeth on October 01, 2014, 07:27:10 pm
there is no way that he could not have spread it to anyone else while he was not in isolation.
Well yes, yes there is.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Umbra on October 01, 2014, 07:36:08 pm
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I love you ebola chan

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Post by: Leshma on October 01, 2014, 08:00:02 pm
Wish I could post obscene material :( Anyways...

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Post by: Paul on October 02, 2014, 07:53:12 pm
Is the tea party already blaming obama-care for it?
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: darmaster on October 03, 2014, 02:29:10 am
"I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!"

never too sure
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Dooz on October 03, 2014, 02:47:11 am
just don't fuck someone bleeding out of their eyes, should be fine
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: lombardsoup on October 03, 2014, 05:50:21 am
Its ok everybody just believe in the CDC and wash your hands

btw its an airborne virus, survival rates are below 40% have fun 'murica

Couldn't have happened to a worse country.  Its about time
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Son Of Odin on October 03, 2014, 06:20:01 am
Texas fighting ebola:

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Post by: lombardsoup on October 03, 2014, 06:25:43 am
Texas fighting ebola:

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72 hours later, they're coughing blood lol
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Thomek on October 03, 2014, 06:29:16 pm
Spoke to my doctor friend, he said it's not impossible for Ebola to spread through the air as well. You know.. drops of liquid.

But for example he also told me 20 seconds of direct sunlight will kill it, so it's not THAT able to survive outside the body. But also.. who needs panic..
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Son Of Odin on October 03, 2014, 06:39:13 pm
Spoke to my doctor friend, he said it's not impossible for Ebola to spread through the air as well. You know.. drops of liquid.

But for example he also told me 20 seconds of direct sunlight will kill it, so it's not THAT able to survive outside the body. But also.. who needs panic..

Not so common in our countries for the next few months :D. PANIC!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: lombardsoup on October 03, 2014, 07:17:43 pm
If your country restricts immigration from Africa, then you have nothing to worry about.  Epidemiology 101: do not let sick people into healthy areas, and keep healthy people from traveling to said sick areas

'murican gates are wide open, nice job yanks  :D  Actually while you're at it you might as well add 'murica to the quarantine list, it'll save time
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Laufknoten on October 03, 2014, 07:45:26 pm
I think we can all agree that nuking the whole of Africa is the only reasonable thing to do now.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: lombardsoup on October 03, 2014, 07:46:31 pm
I think we can all agree that nuking the whole of Africa is the only reasonable thing to do now.

Nuke the land of FREEDUMB known in most circles as 'murica, and we'll talk.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Miwiw on October 04, 2014, 02:19:29 am
Go to Madagascar.

Part of Africa, Ebola/Aids everywhere and stuff I don't even know...
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Leshma on October 04, 2014, 02:44:32 am
Virus like Ebola can't reach Madagascar. Have you ever played Pandemic 2?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shut-down-everything
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Tomas_Miles_again on October 04, 2014, 03:25:13 pm
http://apps.who.int/iris/bitstream/10665/135765/1/roadmapupdate3oct14_eng.pdf?ua=1

Not exactly the whole of Africa
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Jack1 on October 04, 2014, 04:59:19 pm
Virus like Ebola can't reach Madagascar. Have you ever played Pandemic 2?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shut-down-everything

Yeah, Greenland is a fucking bitch.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Sari on October 06, 2014, 02:12:20 am
Time to give Texas back to Mexico.

Uw0tm8
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: To Kill A Dead Horse on October 06, 2014, 06:34:40 am
North Dakota may be safe for quite a while.

Everybody wants to leave North Dakota when winter rolls around, but god forbid if they actually want to visit. Another good thing about ND is the people/sq. mile ratio makes it hard for disease to spread.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Thomek on October 07, 2014, 05:36:43 pm
"Some Ebola experts worry virus may spread more easily than assumed"

http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-ebola-questions-20141007-story.html#page=1 (http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-ebola-questions-20141007-story.html#page=1)
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Tomas_Miles_again on October 07, 2014, 05:39:35 pm
It's in Madrid now.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Umbra on October 07, 2014, 05:43:54 pm
It's in Madrid now.

I blame mamading
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Utrakil on October 07, 2014, 05:49:52 pm
Ebola is to weak.
What we need is a virus that eliminates half of the worlds population.
its too crowded right now.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Umbra on October 07, 2014, 06:02:07 pm
What you need is a good smack on the head to slap the crazy out
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: lombardsoup on October 07, 2014, 06:18:49 pm
Ebola is to weak.
What we need is a virus that eliminates half of the worlds population.
its too crowded right now.

Volunteer yourself as an example please
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Kalam on October 07, 2014, 06:27:49 pm
I occasionally screen people for clinical treatment. Last week, these guys come in with cold symptoms. One of them says 'I think I have ebola' and the others start demanding masks. Good god, people, educate yourselves.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: darmaster on October 07, 2014, 06:30:25 pm
FUCK WORK FUCK UNIVERSITY LET'S ALL DIE OH YIISS
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Apsod on October 07, 2014, 06:37:45 pm
Apparently there is someone in Norway with Ebola now. A nurse that worked in Africa got sent home when she got the virus.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Leshma on October 07, 2014, 06:58:40 pm
Ebola is to weak.
What we need is a virus that eliminates half of the worlds population.
its too crowded right now.

More processing power is always a good thing.

“The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.”
― Wernher von Braun
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: darmaster on October 07, 2014, 07:05:05 pm
"what i'd like to say is fuck my life."
-me
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Voncrow on October 07, 2014, 07:19:47 pm
www.crazymonkeygames.com/Pandemic-2.html

Soon it will level up to spreading through other ways, it'll all be ogre soon, only madagascar and Greenland are ever safe but that's because they isolate themselves rather quickly. GG NO RE GO islands.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Zhyang on October 07, 2014, 08:03:01 pm
anyone knows how thef first patient got ebola?
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Post by: Thomek on October 07, 2014, 08:05:44 pm
They dunno, but they think it might be through eating a certain kind of Bat, or handling gorilla/ape carcasses.
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Post by: Zhyang on October 07, 2014, 08:21:58 pm
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Post by: Tibe on October 07, 2014, 08:32:35 pm
Well cmp is quite right. The few cases of Ebola in our little Western paradise island has been doctors and medical staff who came back from Africa. Not even tourists(yet), but actual people knowingly close in contact with it, so chill out(for now).
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Post by: darmaster on October 07, 2014, 08:33:27 pm
anyone knows how thef first patient got ebola?

buttsex
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Post by: Christo on October 07, 2014, 08:40:23 pm
I occasionally screen people for clinical treatment. Last week, these guys come in with cold symptoms. One of them says 'I think I have ebola' and the others start demanding masks. Good god, people, educate yourselves.

Oh god I missed the plus sign twice out of laughter.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Leshma on October 07, 2014, 08:57:24 pm
so chill out(for now).

lol

Is anyone truly panicking?

Just because 3-4000 people died from Ebola in Africa in last 10 months? Malaria kills 600000 people in Africa per year...

Ebola needs to obtain aerial transmission perk to become serious threat. That never happened.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Man of Steel on October 07, 2014, 09:00:29 pm
My selfmade plain to Pandora is starting in a week, if you dont want to die follow me!
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Post by: Falka on October 07, 2014, 09:17:56 pm
Ebola is to weak.
What we need is a virus that eliminates half of the worlds population.

Exactly! Ebola boring, I want sth like in The Happening movie, suicidies, panic and stuff. That would be cool  :shock:
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Post by: lombardsoup on October 07, 2014, 11:59:36 pm
TBH the slow, painful deaths are more terrifying than any movie depiction

Also, lol at recent CDC remarks.  "Airborne Ebola possible but unlikely"  Viruses mutate and adapt, no matter how much the 'murican retards at the CDC want to say otherwise.  This is a country that deploys 4000 soldiers to "combat Ebola".  Can't wait until they come back after direct exposure.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Kafein on October 08, 2014, 12:13:19 am
TBH the slow, painful deaths are more terrifying than any movie depiction

Also, lol at recent CDC remarks.  "Airborne Ebola possible but unlikely"  Viruses mutate and adapt, no matter how much the 'murican retards at the CDC want to say otherwise

Random is random. Air transmission requires many specific consecutive mutations, which is unlikely. And even if one of the viruses does develop that, more than 99.9% of the others won't.
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Post by: Bittersteel on October 08, 2014, 12:21:07 am
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Post by: lombardsoup on October 08, 2014, 12:24:18 am
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NOPE gotta save the world, so says 'murica
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Post by: Leshma on October 08, 2014, 12:24:58 am
Also, lol at recent CDC remarks.  "Airborne Ebola possible but unlikely"  Viruses mutate and adapt, no matter how much the 'murican retards at the CDC want to say otherwise.  This is a country that deploys 4000 soldiers to "combat Ebola".  Can't wait until they come back after direct exposure.

Yes, virus mutate, evolve and adapt but there is no recorded case where a previously non-airborne deadly virus like Ebola evolved into airborne virus. If that happens, that would be the first time in history. This is very similar to black hole scare when Cern accelerator started working. If it was that easy to create a black hole with such small amount of energy, earth would be sucked into a black hole billions of years ago. Same goes for viruses, they adapt but they don't adapt that fast and so drastic to wipe out every animal on planet earth.
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Post by: Kafein on October 08, 2014, 04:37:53 pm
Yes, virus mutate, evolve and adapt but there is no recorded case where a previously non-airborne deadly virus like Ebola evolved into airborne virus. If that happens, that would be the first time in history. This is very similar to black hole scare when Cern accelerator started working. If it was that easy to create a black hole with such small amount of energy, earth would be sucked into a black hole billions of years ago. Same goes for viruses, they adapt but they don't adapt that fast and so drastic to wipe out every animal on planet earth.

Actually wiping out every animal on planet earth would be a horrible trait for any virus because the virus would die by a lack of hosts.

The thing that needs to be understood is that death and other unpleasant symptoms caused by viruses are usually strategies to transit from one host to another, or just side-effects of one of these strategies. For instance, treating ebola patients requires extreme care precisely because ebola "targets" people taking care of the sick by transmitting through contact and fluids. There are much "better" viruses around that infect people and transmit to other people without killing them, which is a much better way to survive for the virus. Deadly viruses tend to disappear both because dead people do not spread the virus and the human potential hosts avoid the virus much more fiercely, fighting it with quarantine and medicine.
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Post by: LordBerenger on October 08, 2014, 05:23:55 pm
This gonna be me rolling in with Ebola 12 months from now.

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Post by: Tagora on October 08, 2014, 05:27:25 pm
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Post by: Leshma on October 08, 2014, 05:40:06 pm
Actually wiping out every animal on planet earth would be a horrible trait for any virus because the virus would die by a lack of hosts.

The thing that needs to be understood is that death and other unpleasant symptoms caused by viruses are usually strategies to transit from one host to another, or just side-effects of one of these strategies. For instance, treating ebola patients requires extreme care precisely because ebola "targets" people taking care of the sick by transmitting through contact and fluids. There are much "better" viruses around that infect people and transmit to other people without killing them, which is a much better way to survive for the virus. Deadly viruses tend to disappear both because dead people do not spread the virus and the human potential hosts avoid the virus much more fiercely, fighting it with quarantine and medicine.

You sound like creationist (everything is finely tuned and calculated, everything has a purpose blah blah). Viruses aren't intelligent. What's the point of discussing their means of survival? You can't apply strategies to viruses, that is nonsense. It's a mechanism that evolved in a certain way, under certain circumstances and which gives an impression that virus wants to stay alive. But it doesn't, it's not intelligent to have such desire. It's like advanced computer program, nothing more.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Kafein on October 08, 2014, 08:31:51 pm
You sound like creationist (everything is finely tuned and calculated, everything has a purpose blah blah). Viruses aren't intelligent. What's the point of discussing their means of survival? You can't apply strategies to viruses, that is nonsense. It's a mechanism that evolved in a certain way, under certain circumstances and which gives an impression that virus wants to stay alive. But it doesn't, it's not intelligent to have such desire. It's like advanced computer program, nothing more.

Well of course, when I use the word "strategy" I refer to an emergent behavior resulting from mutations, which are random. What I was mainly interested in is to say that viruses are not an intelligent being aimed at killing people. But rather that viruses survive when they transmit themselves, hence traits that make transmission easier become dominant in viruses, rather than traits that make viruses more deadly.

In that sense, a strategy is only the result of a search process. That process can be what most people would describe as human intelligence, but it can be any process.
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Post by: Thomek on October 08, 2014, 08:37:21 pm
Read the article from LA times. "Ebola not Airborne" is not necessarily true. Ebola caused coughing and sneezing in monkeys, and it spread between fence separated cages..

It may survive in droplets from sneezing and coughing.

My guess is that it is in fact more contagious than what is being generally told. It can explain why so many healthcare workers are catching it for example. Like this norwegian doctor.. I bet she was extremely cautious, still down with Ebola.

In the LA times article, the Ebola researchers tell straight that they simply don't know how contagious it is.

I don't think this is doomsday, but I don't see this ending very soon either. Remember the trend has to turn from exponentially rising numbers of infected (now) to decreasing numbers. It's a big ship to turn, especially if it hits other areas of the globe densely populated with bad hygiene, medical care and education. (India..)
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Kafein on October 08, 2014, 08:41:23 pm
I don't think this is doomsday, but I don't see this ending very soon either. Remember the trend has to turn from exponentially rising numbers of infected (now) to decreasing numbers. It's a big ship to turn, especially if it hits other areas of the globe densely populated with bad hygiene, medical care and education. (India..)

This. Us living in the western world have more or less nothing to worry about compared to regions such as India, China and the rest of Sub-Saharan Africa. The only factor of risk here is that we have more chances to have a few people catching the virus due to the fact that the huge majority of foreign doctors flying to help in Africa come from western countries.
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Post by: lombardsoup on October 08, 2014, 09:04:15 pm
This. Us living in the western world have more or less nothing to worry about compared to regions such as India, China and the rest of Sub-Saharan Africa. The only factor of risk here is that we have more chances to have a few people catching the virus due to the fact that the huge majority of foreign doctors flying to help in Africa come from western countries.

Or rather, western nations wouldn't have anything to worry about if immigration to and from them was heavily regulated.  What they have now is essentially an open borders policy.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Life on October 08, 2014, 09:55:16 pm
the dude that had ebola in texas is dead. rip in peace.
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Post by: Leshma on October 08, 2014, 10:16:41 pm
My guess is that it is in fact more contagious than what is being generally told. It can explain why so many healthcare workers are catching it for example. Like this norwegian doctor.. I bet she was extremely cautious, still down with Ebola.

To understand how this whole thing started and how Ebola spread to humans you need to search for "bush-meat" images (or rather not if you like animals). This is by far the largest Ebola outbreak and also the least deadly Ebola outbreak in history. That's because previous outbreaks were localized in small villages which were on the brink of civilization without means to spread easily. This time first infected person was a boy who was living near town.

Doctors don't even know which animal acts as "container" for Ebola. They presume it's the fruit bat. Ebola is believe to origin from the caves near the shores of Zambezi, great river of life. Bats infected primates (great apes), they infected humans. Also its believed in some cases bats directly infected humans. Boy or first human carrier, supposedly ate bat stew, popular dish in Africa. They are so fucking poor and lacks food so bad that they eat everything with a pulse. Even those who have food eat that shit as part of their tradition. That is why Ebola and other hemorrhagic fevers happen in Africa.

Those villages are in pretty bad shape as you can imagine and Ebola wiped them out, that is why it's believed Ebola's death rate is 90%. Right now we know that's not the case and that every other person survive the infection. That is because health and living conditions are better in slums. But those are still slums and worse than anything you can find in western world. In Nigeria, which is pretty crowded place and where conditions of life are poor there were just 2 deaths so far. That's because Nigeria is wealthiest nation in that part of Africa. Which leads us to conclusion:

EBOLA CAN'T SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE IN DEVELOPED PARTS OF THE WORLD WHERE HYGIENE IS MUCH BETTER THAN IN AFRICAN CITIES!

Also death rate won't be nowhere near 50%. Elderly and chronically ill will probably die from it but many healthy people will survive.

Variola was and still is a boss. Ebola is nowhere near it.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: lombardsoup on October 08, 2014, 10:26:53 pm
Reading reports of a number two, is this legit?
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Leshma on October 08, 2014, 10:39:44 pm
In USA? There are couple cases, just one death. He wasn't American.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Clockworkkiller on October 09, 2014, 12:48:07 am
Damnit Africa! First you give us AIDs and now this?
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Bittersteel on October 09, 2014, 01:05:19 am
Damnit Africa! First you give us AIDs and now this?

Time for 'America to step in and spread some freedom'

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Post by: Dooz on October 09, 2014, 01:18:36 am
In USA? There are couple cases, just one death. He wasn't American.

at some point, there were a couple cases with just one death in africa
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Post by: Chosen1 on October 09, 2014, 01:47:45 am
mfw new ebola case in frisco, the suburb I live in

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Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Umbra on October 09, 2014, 08:08:58 am
http://time.com/3482193/ebola-cases-8000/
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Leshma on October 09, 2014, 01:17:19 pm
at some point, there were a couple cases with just one death in africa

You really need to find some time to visit Africa to understand why and how that happened. These international doctors, missionaries of all kinds, they have rubber gloves and a protective mask and that's it. They come in contact with bodily fluids of infected with those gloves. On the other side of the world, in US of A, doctors and all medical personnel that comes in contact with infected wear hazmat suits...

Most of poor, black Africans believe Ebola is doing of some witch or evil spirit and they avoid it because of that, not because it is highly contagious and deadly. So they let bodies of their loved ones, their friends, their neighbors rot inside their homes, at best government workers (equally unprotected) come to toss them somewhere else or in the best case, which is only happening in certain, wealthier states, those bodies are buried in mass graves.

But feel free to believe how your compatriots have the same level of medical care and protection as Liberians.

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mfw new ebola case in frisco, the suburb I live in

Isn't that the bum who came in contact with diseased?
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Vovka on October 09, 2014, 02:10:47 pm
AIDS, Ebola,
stop fucking poor monkeys!
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Post by: Utrakil on October 10, 2014, 11:06:59 am
The discription text:
"Once we landed in Punta Cana we were told by the flight attendants that there was a situation and that a passenger may have been in Africa and had Ebola. She was certain it was a hoax but they did not take any chances and had a full hazmat crew board the plane and take the passenger off. It was later confirmed that the passenger was never in Africa and after 2hrs we were finally able to get off the plane."

I always thought they check all passengers data before they are allowed to board a plane.
such fail

edit: just read in a newpage the passenger claimed to have ebola ("I have Ebola, you are all screwed"). Obviously that joke was not funny to everybody.
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Post by: lombardsoup on October 10, 2014, 03:59:19 pm
The discription text:
"Once we landed in Punta Cana we were told by the flight attendants that there was a situation and that a passenger may have been in Africa and had Ebola. She was certain it was a hoax but they did not take any chances and had a full hazmat crew board the plane and take the passenger off. It was later confirmed that the passenger was never in Africa and after 2hrs we were finally able to get off the plane."

I always thought they check all passengers data before they are allowed to board a plane.
such fail

edit: just read in a newpage the passenger claimed to have ebola ("I have Ebola, you are all screwed"). Obviously that joke was not funny to everybody.

Tough shit for him.  Trolling is fine on the internet (do it err day), but take it too far into serious real life issues and it will bite you in the ass eventually.
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Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Thomek on October 12, 2014, 12:39:46 pm
Health worker in Texas Presbyterian caught Ebola..

Now im getting sceptical. One thing are doctors getting Ebola while in Africa. The spain incident could be a freak accident, but now this.

I think Ebola is way way more contagious than they know, or are willing to admit.

This is really nasty shit.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: darmaster on October 12, 2014, 01:19:04 pm
even if it was would you blame them for not admitting it?
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Thomek on October 12, 2014, 01:27:11 pm
Blaming anyone serves no purpose.

I simply cannot understand how the Texas hospital managed to fail so hard. Afaik this is the 2nd case worldwide where healthworkers catch it in developed countries. This simply should not happen.

Health workers are used to being around nasty diseases every day. I don't get it.

Either its two freak accidents, OR, much more likely: Ebola is very, very contagious, which is bad news for the whole world. It might show to be impossible to contain.

I'd say we should develop extreme Hazmat suits and treatment facilities, put all the best brains we have at Ebola vaccine with limitless funds. Contain Ebola in Africa with thousands and thousands of troops.

Or this will only get worse, and worse, and worse, and more expensive (in lives and money)by the day.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: pepejul on October 12, 2014, 02:25:27 pm
If ebola affects brain... US pple is safe.. no risk for them....
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: darmaster on October 12, 2014, 02:29:26 pm
hope full lee it want effect grammar p:
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Chosen1 on October 12, 2014, 04:57:38 pm
I simply cannot understand how the Texas hospital managed to fail so hard. Afaik this is the 2nd case worldwide where healthworkers catch it in developed countries. This simply should not happen.

That hospital is known amongst Dallas residents to be one of the shittiest in the metroplex. My grandmother had surgery there last year, and she got an infection in her stomach because one of the surgeons used an unclean tool  :rolleyes:

But you could be on to something, I also think its more contagious than the media has us believe
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: lombardsoup on October 12, 2014, 07:39:55 pm
That hospital is known amongst Dallas residents to be one of the shittiest in the metroplex. My grandmother had surgery there last year, and she got an infection in her stomach because one of the surgeons used an unclean tool  :rolleyes:

But you could be on to something, I also think its more contagious than the media has us believe

This, its a death sentence to get treatment at urban US hospitals, nobody knows what they're doing.  Had both my hands bitten by a dog a few years back, the dumbshits didn't clean the wounds and instead stitched it up and prescribed an antibiotic.  Both hands were infected as one would expect since proper procedure wasn't followed.  It nearly put my heart at risk.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Leshma on October 12, 2014, 08:27:51 pm
Either its two freak accidents, OR, much more likely: Ebola is very, very contagious, which is bad news for the whole world. It might show to be impossible to contain.

Doesn't spread fast enough to be very contagious.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Thomek on October 12, 2014, 11:30:55 pm
Well no one really has decent numbers when it comes to east africa.. I wouldn't say that and be very sure. It is probably more contagious than the hard numbers of deceased/infected reflect at least.

As far as I understand people avoid the treatment centers until last minute, because they think (perhaps rightly so) that if they didn't have Ebola at first, they would surely get it there..
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Tor! on October 13, 2014, 06:17:31 pm
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Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: lombardsoup on October 13, 2014, 06:43:37 pm
lol at football fans trolling the Sierra Leone team

E-BO-LA! E-BO-LA!
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Vovka on October 14, 2014, 12:02:02 pm
I wonder how soon Ebola will break into Saudi Arabia on US helicopters)

http://www.theweek.co.uk/business/60838/oil-price-saudi-arabia-prepares-market-for-lower-prices
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: lombardsoup on October 14, 2014, 07:42:46 pm
Metro bus driver quarantined after passenger yells 'I have Ebola!'

Surprised nobody beat the crap out of this troll

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-metro-bus-ebola-20141013-story.html (http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-metro-bus-ebola-20141013-story.html)

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Post by: Laufknoten on October 14, 2014, 08:00:50 pm
Metro bus driver quarantined after passenger yells 'I have Ebola!'

Surprised nobody beat the crap out of this troll

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-metro-bus-ebola-20141013-story.html (http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-metro-bus-ebola-20141013-story.html)
Well you could easily come in contact with saliva or blood from this guy if you beat the shit out of him. And well, you never no, perhaps he really has ebola...
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: lombardsoup on October 14, 2014, 08:18:19 pm
Well you could easily come in contact with saliva or blood from this guy if you beat the shit out of him. And well, you never no, perhaps he really has ebola...

He'll be sharing a lockup with the airplane ebola guy who pulled the same shit

...speaking of trolling, some NYC stores are selling ebola themed Halloween costumes!
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Chosen1 on October 15, 2014, 09:59:58 pm
oh dear

there was a second nurse who got sick with ebola.. and then she got on a plane to cleveland

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29632433

*happening intensifies*
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Tagora on October 15, 2014, 10:44:56 pm
You made me lose my shit in front of like five people here.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: lombardsoup on October 17, 2014, 06:02:04 pm
Apparently more happening at Dallas last night, need confirmation by Dallas residents
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Tiger on October 19, 2014, 04:41:42 am
Stop freaking out people, most news blasts and radio just makes things seem like it's bad when it's not.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: lombardsoup on October 19, 2014, 04:54:26 am
Stop freaking out people, most news blasts and radio just makes things seem like it's bad when it's not.

If Faux Noose tells me to chill out I'm going to do the exact opposite
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Smoothrich on October 19, 2014, 05:04:25 am
If Faux Noose tells me to chill out I'm going to do the exact opposite

To be fair Shep Smith is the "token liberal" of Fox News, every other program on the channel is telling people to shit themselves over it
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: lombardsoup on October 19, 2014, 05:08:29 am
To be fair Shep Smith is the "token liberal" of Fox News, every other program on the channel is telling people to shit themselves over it

A middle ground is certainly needed.  "Wash your hands" or "FUCK WERE GONNA DIE" aren't the best of options
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Smoothrich on October 19, 2014, 05:10:52 am
A middle ground is certainly needed.  "Wash your hands" or "FUCK WERE GONNA DIE" aren't the best of options

Saying you have ebola in public places and going "im just kidding.." while hazmat suited federal agents haul you to quarantine like the guy on an airplane recently is my favorite option
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: lombardsoup on October 19, 2014, 05:14:35 am
Saying you have ebola in public places and going "im just kidding.." while hazmat suited federal agents haul you to quarantine like the guy on an airplane recently is my favorite option

Same!  Will laugh hysterically if the trolls are convicted of anything
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Kaido on October 19, 2014, 07:45:06 am
The virus can spread even in clear air.But exposed in sunlight for 2 sec will kill it too.I guess its good they help Africa and shit.I think it's better that people don't engage in uncivilised places for the reason that these guys eat bats and other animals which have the weirdest viruses and when the 'let-me-fix-your-health' guys go there,they transmit and spread the virus coz they have no idea it was so easy to,and they fuck up whole Africa all over again and put whole world into an alert.If you are going to let them live how they like,better don't go there see how they are doing either..
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Smoothrich on October 19, 2014, 10:40:19 am
The virus can spread even in clear air.But exposed in sunlight for 2 sec will kill it too.I guess its good they help Africa and shit.I think it's better that people don't engage in uncivilised places for the reason that these guys eat bats and other animals which have the weirdest viruses and when the 'let-me-fix-your-health' guys go there,they transmit and spread the virus coz they have no idea it was so easy to,and they fuck up whole Africa all over again and put whole world into an alert.If you are going to let them live how they like,better don't go there see how they are doing either..

Haha did you just step out of late 1800s europe or something
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: [ptx] on October 19, 2014, 11:42:34 am
The virus can spread even in clear air.But exposed in sunlight for 2 sec will kill it too.I guess its good they help Africa and shit.I think it's better that people don't engage in uncivilised places for the reason that these guys eat bats and other animals which have the weirdest viruses and when the 'let-me-fix-your-health' guys go there,they transmit and spread the virus coz they have no idea it was so easy to,and they fuck up whole Africa all over again and put whole world into an alert.If you are going to let them live how they like,better don't go there see how they are doing either..
Not sure what i just read, but it was painful to do so.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Leshma on October 19, 2014, 12:51:59 pm
He's impersonating Donald Trump.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Kafein on October 19, 2014, 01:52:07 pm
Saying you have ebola in public places and going "im just kidding.." while hazmat suited federal agents haul you to quarantine like the guy on an airplane recently is my favorite option

I agree with you (second time already, and I still haven't seen a therapist), eventually after enough trolls people will get bored and it will be harder to maintain the psychosis.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Christo on October 19, 2014, 01:56:07 pm
ó_ó
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Kaido on October 19, 2014, 02:29:31 pm
Wow,looks like i was out of date.Someone give me brain updates.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Clockworkkiller on October 19, 2014, 02:32:44 pm
Nuke Africa

Probelm solved, nothing will be missed, nothing good came out of Africa

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Kaido on October 19, 2014, 02:33:53 pm
Succeed  :lol:

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Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: BlindGuy on October 19, 2014, 02:52:20 pm


I simply cannot understand how the Texas hospital managed to fail so hard. Afaik this is the 2nd case worldwide where healthworkers catch it in developed countries. This simply should not happen.

Health workers are used to being around nasty diseases every day. I don't get it.


Not that I actively disagree with you or anything, but I'm gonna let you in on some information: being a porter, cleaner or even a untrained personal carer are jobs that NOONE wants, and those that have those jobs often do it as a last resort because they cannot do anything else, often through being unsuitable for anything else.

Now tell me again how contagions cannot spread in a place staffed and cleaned by people too stupid to work as a checkout counter attendant.

Little FYI: you are more likely to get sick in a hospital than anywhere else. On account of it is where all the sick people are.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Leshma on October 19, 2014, 03:58:33 pm
There is something in Greek water supply that makes girls exceptionally hot and blokes downright retarded.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Kaido on October 19, 2014, 04:01:24 pm
There is something in Greek water supply that makes girls exceptionally hot and blokes downright retarded.
How you knew =o
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Tiger on October 19, 2014, 06:12:53 pm
Nigeria wasn't the origin of the outbreak in Africa, but they are doing pretty good next to them!
http://www.businessinsider.com/how-nigeria-stopped-ebola-2014-10?utm_content=bufferd577b&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer (http://www.businessinsider.com/how-nigeria-stopped-ebola-2014-10?utm_content=bufferd577b&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer)
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: darmaster on October 22, 2014, 12:21:09 pm
Useless disease; all I'm asking is to delete everyone's future so that mine can be a little brighter, but nope
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Spurdospera on October 22, 2014, 02:57:43 pm
Useless disease indeed, even Nigeria managed to kill it. All the doomsday hype is just bullshit from mass media to increase clicks amount on news.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: [ptx] on October 22, 2014, 05:21:10 pm
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/ebola.html

Do you get quarantined in the USA for ordering this?
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Voncrow on October 22, 2014, 05:55:41 pm
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/ebola.html

Do you get quarantined in the USA for ordering this?

Yes, but only because we like making life difficult for people.
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: lombardsoup on October 24, 2014, 03:45:04 am
NYC now?
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Chosen1 on October 24, 2014, 04:39:02 am
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http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/23/health/new-york-possible-ebola-case/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
Title: Re: Ebola in the United States (its habbeding)
Post by: Huscarlton_Banks on October 24, 2014, 04:51:00 am
NYC? Aw, shit.