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Title: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Dan lol on August 06, 2014, 12:42:55 am

IN AN UNPRECEDENTED GLOVE SLAP TO THE FACE SMOOTHRICH VIA YOUTUBE CALLOUT HAS DEMANDED SATISFACTION FROM CANARY


THE GAUNTLET HAS BEEN THROWN DOWN, HOW WILL CANARY RESPOND TO SUCH AN AFFRONT?

MILLION GOLD STAKES, STAY TUNED CRPGERS
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Dan lol on August 06, 2014, 12:44:00 am
THIS IS A WATERSHED MOMENT
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Post by: vipere on August 06, 2014, 12:56:16 am
Dan lol
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Post by: Duster on August 06, 2014, 12:58:29 am
Old
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on August 06, 2014, 01:17:07 am
If smoothrich wins does he get to be head NA admin and canary looses admin powers?
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Post by: Chosen1 on August 06, 2014, 01:19:03 am
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Post by: MURDERTRON on August 06, 2014, 01:28:32 am
Canary, don't ruin Christmas for everyone!
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Post by: Mae. on August 06, 2014, 01:42:23 am
holy shit smoothrich
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Post by: Kafein on August 06, 2014, 02:06:44 am
I can't really imagine how a women would want to stay in the same room as smoothrich, yet even talk with him.

Ho wait it's a drunken crackwhore with the voice of 21 cigarettes.


Quick Christo, I summon thee
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: chesterotab on August 06, 2014, 02:15:41 am
I can't really imagine how a women would want to stay in the same room as smoothrich, yet even talk with him.

Ho wait it's a drunken crackwhore with the voice of 21 cigarettes.


Quick Christo, I summon thee

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Post by: karasu on August 06, 2014, 02:22:05 am
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Post by: Captain_Skinboat on August 06, 2014, 02:44:17 am
Holy shit... what a megafgt
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Post by: Killer on August 06, 2014, 02:49:53 am
How bout u guys clean up the mess then take a video
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Post by: Oberyn on August 06, 2014, 03:24:13 am
I refuse to watch more than a few seconds of this mumbling drunk crap.
ps: you're an ugly bald fat bundle of sticks
I'm going to ask again, are there any Something Awful posters who aren't broken fucking individuals in every way? That forum must've had some sort of ancient egyptian curse on it or something.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: StonedSteel on August 06, 2014, 03:34:01 am
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAH, ahh ah ha ah haha, a ha, ha...NO FUCKING WAY!!!

this is my response in video format:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-uN1tGloy4
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Tears of Destiny on August 06, 2014, 03:36:04 am
The post is amusing but the video is not, after trying to watch the video I stopped after about 30 seconds after trying to understand this rambling slow trainwreck of a 90s-era new-to-the-internet home-video.


Does it actually talk about Canary or is this just some random Christmas video someone grabbed?
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on August 06, 2014, 03:45:14 am
You guys just don't understand the comedic genius of smoothrich. It's all good though, you probably just have brows that are too low-set for it. Nothing to be ashamed of.

SMOOTHRICH HEAD ADMIN 2014
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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: BaleOhay on August 06, 2014, 04:00:00 am
Good god please tell me I did not see a baby monitor in that video.
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Post by: Tanken on August 06, 2014, 04:07:05 am
It's old, but it's still good. Note the Christmas decorations.
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Post by: Sharpe on August 06, 2014, 04:14:44 am
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAH, ahh ah ha ah haha, a ha, ha...NO FUCKING WAY!!!

this is my response in video format:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-uN1tGloy4

You don't remember when Jona showed us this shit in December? Funny then, is funny now.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Oberyn on August 06, 2014, 04:26:01 am
The post is amusing but the video is not, after trying to watch the video I stopped after about 30 seconds after trying to understand this rambling slow trainwreck of a 90s-era new-to-the-internet home-video.


Does it actually talk about Canary or is this just some random Christmas video someone grabbed?

I actually refused to believe this was Smoothrich at first, but managed to get to the end of the video thanks to horrified fascination. From what I could gather from the sorry drunken rant, he claims to be "Smoothrich, the best player of cRPG" and calls out Canary. Unless it's some other SA bundle of sticks pretending to be Smoothrich, it's him.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on August 06, 2014, 04:30:00 am
I actually refused to believe this was Smoothrich at first, but managed to get to the end of the video thanks to horrified fascination. From what I could gather from the sorry drunken rant, he claims to be "Smoothrich, the best player of cRPG" and calls out Canary. Unless it's some other SA bundle of sticks pretending to be Smoothrich, it's him.

Of course it is Smoothrich. I do take offense, nearly personally, at you stating that this masterwork of modern amateur film being a "sorry drunken rant".

Absolutely disgusting. It is, without satire, an anthem of our times in cRPG.
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Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 06, 2014, 04:32:09 am
This video is like 6 months old or something, I was a member of the elite crew of people who pre-screened the video at a very sexclusive premier. Since the release of this video I have respected Smoothrich more than I ever did before.

This is without any doubts in my mind the best piece of multimedia entertainment related to cRPG that has ever been released, and I applaud Smoothrich for writing, acting in, editing, and producing what is inarguably the magnum opus of cRPG.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Tanken on August 06, 2014, 04:36:03 am
8 Months Later, Canary still bitching out of the Challenge.
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Post by: Oberyn on August 06, 2014, 04:39:37 am
My eyes have been opened. I didn't grasp the true genius it represents at first. Like a fine wine, you have to let the bottle breathe before appreciating the subtlety and magnificence of the bouquet.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Christo on August 06, 2014, 05:01:08 am
Quick Christo, I summon thee

:cringing intensifies:

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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 06, 2014, 05:05:52 am
:cringing intensifies:

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you are the most formulaic bad poster ever, and you don't deserve your forum title in the slightest
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Christo on August 06, 2014, 05:11:07 am
you are the most formulaic bad poster ever, and you don't deserve your forum title in the slightest

Shut up muricunt
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Artyem on August 06, 2014, 05:27:12 am
Shut up muricunt

rofl
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Novamere on August 06, 2014, 05:31:42 am
O man this was great  :D
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: The_Devious_Duc_Volpe on August 06, 2014, 05:35:39 am
I watched it all... where's my free T-Shirt?!!

...or did Canary take it... along with Christmas?
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: EyeBeat on August 06, 2014, 07:25:48 am
Wow.

I have so many things to say but I will just keep it at that.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Thumper on August 06, 2014, 07:36:52 am
Smoothrich is a C-rpg legend.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: LordLargos on August 06, 2014, 07:47:30 am
Smoothrich I know I haven't always been your biggest fan and even started one of the largest threads that aided in the toppling of your adminship, but I just needed to get to know you. You just became one of my favorite cRPG players of all time and I will support you until the end.
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: KingBread on August 06, 2014, 07:47:59 am
Im surpised that the girls filming this EPIC MOMENT know that SmoothRich is respeccing often and  he should be lvl 36.

My wife even dont know the CRPG name and thinks im possesed when i talk on TS.

But she also said some word of wisdom "are U sure you want me to record this" and "i dont know what he is trying to do he is a piece of shit but he thinks he is awesome so i just keep recording". This quotes add drama to video i started to think that mayby she would turn off the camera and the video will never go online and im not watching it atm.
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Post by: Thryn on August 06, 2014, 08:03:44 am
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Post by: Falka on August 06, 2014, 08:15:09 am
9/11, would watch again.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: LordBerenger on August 06, 2014, 09:55:48 am
I refuse to watch more than a few seconds of this mumbling drunk crap.
ps: you're an ugly bald fat bundle of sticks
I'm going to ask again, are there any Something Awful posters who aren't broken fucking individuals in every way? That forum must've had some sort of ancient egyptian curse on it or something.

Beats being a Le Redditor
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Simon_Belmont on August 06, 2014, 10:05:50 am
We gaylords wish we could stoop so low and remain so glorious at the same time. Everytime I read Smoothrich's posts I know I'm in for a good time. This video was no exception.
Cool guys get drunk and sing terribly with their gfs while challenging admins to a fight for ingame money.
He should get the adminship until Canary responds with a video of equal proportions.

PS: Are you just bored out of your mind and downvoting every single one of my posts, Turkhammer, or does this get you horny?
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Post by: Xant on August 06, 2014, 10:44:05 am
Exactly how I imagine Smoothrich.
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Post by: F i n on August 06, 2014, 11:13:26 am
I don't know who Smoothrich is. And i don't know that Canary thing.

But i most certainly know who's got bald. Balls.


Nice singing btw. did you write the song?
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Post by: Kadeth on August 06, 2014, 11:24:01 am
how to stop checking these forums
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Post by: Tydeus on August 06, 2014, 01:15:30 pm
He should get the adminship until Canary responds with a video of equal proportions.
Well... There is that one drunken video of Canary, granted it's somehow just not quite in the same league as this.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Joseph Porta on August 06, 2014, 02:02:55 pm
Fat fuck  :D who si it!?

It reminds me of a mate of mine whos severely autistic, and he only got social when he was drinking  :lol: the exact same hand movements. now hes an alcoholic tho.. Nice guy, its too badt
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Post by: HardRice on August 06, 2014, 02:34:34 pm
I didn't want to see this video ever again.
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Post by: IR_Kuoin on August 06, 2014, 02:39:18 pm
Masterpiece ...
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Post by: Simon_Belmont on August 06, 2014, 02:40:25 pm
Well... There is that one drunken video of Canary, granted it's somehow just not quite in the same league as this.

Is it filmed at his retirement home?
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Post by: Knute on August 06, 2014, 04:04:02 pm
Finding out that this video is 6 months old and he doesn't have a Christmas tree still up in August kind of ruins it for me.
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Post by: Clockworkkiller on August 06, 2014, 05:34:55 pm
smoothrich has a really gay voice and a bald head


but mostly a gay voice
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Post by: Joseph Porta on August 06, 2014, 05:36:05 pm
I think his gestures whilst rapping are far more hilarious
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Post by: tisjester on August 06, 2014, 05:37:35 pm
Haven't had any negative encounters with canary myself, but how could you back down from a challenge like that?
Might as well throw your nards to the dogs.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Falka on August 06, 2014, 05:51:39 pm
I think his gestures whilst rapeing are far more hilarious

And... how do you know that?  :shock:
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Post by: tizzango on August 06, 2014, 05:57:13 pm
Thanks for posting this.

I only watched up until he said 'I am Smoothrich' or whateverI don't understand why he posted a youtube video. But at least now we have some insight as to why he behaves like he does on the internet.

I don't mean to be offensive or anything, but he's certainly got some personal things he needs to deal with.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Joseph Porta on August 06, 2014, 06:00:59 pm
And... how do you know that?  :shock:

Oh u Falka! Oh u!
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Xant on August 06, 2014, 06:21:19 pm
Seriously though, Smoothrich looks exactly how I imagined him: a fat, balding American redneck guy with pig eyes and the vacant stare of a hostile dimwit. In fact, I'd say the real thing is even closer to the "dumb redneck" stereotype than the stereotype: you've outdone yourself this time, Smooth.
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Post by: cup457 on August 06, 2014, 06:24:05 pm
Seriously though, Smoothrich looks exactly how I imagined him: a fat, balding American redneck guy with pig eyes and the vacant stare of a hostile dimwit. In fact, I'd say the real thing is even closer to the "dumb redneck" stereotype than the stereotype: you've outdone yourself this time, Smooth.
hes not even a redneck. stupid euros cant even tell the difference. ITT: mad euros who hate that they dont have an NA HERO to represent them in FREEDOM against the badmins
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Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on August 06, 2014, 06:31:22 pm
Quote
a fat, balding American redneck guy with pig eyes and the vacant stare of a hostile dimwit

lol I didn't watch the clip just thought was very eloquent
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Xant on August 06, 2014, 06:46:18 pm
hes not even a redneck. stupid euros cant even tell the difference. ITT: mad euros who hate that they dont have an NA HERO to represent them in FREEDOM against the badmins
Quote
By 1975, say Chapman and Kipfer, the term had expanded in meaning beyond the poor Southerner to refer to "a bigoted and conventional person, a loutish ultra-conservative."

GG no re
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Post by: Vibe on August 06, 2014, 06:54:15 pm
don't drink and tape
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Post by: Oberyn on August 06, 2014, 07:10:24 pm
Smoothrich is pretty much the polar opposite of a redneck, just on the other end of the horseshoe. He's gone all over the forums hilariously whining about "eurocentrism" and "racist white supremacists", despite looking like a pale balding pig. He would get his ass beat and ridiculed for looking like such a pudgy worthless piece of shit by any self-respecting ghetto minority. I doubt he's ever experienced any culture outside of "New Jusay". Probably got some worthless humanities degree and is bitter because of the tens of thousands of dollars of debt he incurred while studying "How Europeans Are Responsible For All The Evils of The World 101 marxist edition". Too bad self-loathing and self-flagellating don't pay the bills, although the self-loathing part? Totally understandable. I would struggle to find any self-respect and pride if I was in his situation too.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Xant on August 06, 2014, 07:15:04 pm
Things get really funny, of course, when you remember all those ridiculing campaigns he did about other people's RL looks.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Joseph Porta on August 06, 2014, 07:24:05 pm
hes not even a redneck. stupid euros cant even tell the difference. ITT: mad euros who hate that they dont have an NA HERO to represent them in FREEDOM against the badmins

Our EU hero would be classy as fuck
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Oberyn on August 06, 2014, 07:44:12 pm
Not really, it's just the same way he was probably bullied by jocks and cool kids who don't look like a bad of sand with a porcine head on top, any of which could be any color in the human spectrum. Contempt for self-abasing losers is universal regardless of race. Thanks for showcasing the exact same self-flagellating whining I was talking about though, gj. I'm sure minorities will totally respect you now for standing up to "white supremacy".
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: San on August 06, 2014, 07:48:29 pm
Now I know where the smooth part of his name comes from. This was too sad to even laugh at. Getting active/gym membership could help.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Joseph Porta on August 06, 2014, 07:50:19 pm
Smoothrich apparantly just lost all of his eThug credibility  :lol:

Just permaban, he also "trolled" the steam workshop chat with "loomed items selling".

Which reminds me to bump the thread!
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Oberyn on August 06, 2014, 07:52:58 pm
So do you absorb the oppression points through osmosis or something?
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Post by: Oberyn on August 06, 2014, 08:00:46 pm
I really have to stop taking your comments so seriously :(
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Post by: Noodlenrice on August 06, 2014, 08:03:21 pm
This is a quality shitpost. Not so much a good shitvid
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: ETOR_Holokron on August 06, 2014, 08:20:36 pm
Even thru the video suck hardcore, he still had balls to post. Smoothrich for headadmin.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Xant on August 06, 2014, 08:22:07 pm
Now I know where the smooth part of his name comes from. This was too sad to even laugh at. Getting active/gym membership could help.
Where is your avatar from?
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 06, 2014, 08:51:02 pm
Damn, Smoothrich and I have too much in common, no wonder I hate him so much.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Kaoklai on August 06, 2014, 08:59:25 pm
Smoothrich a real nigga
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 06, 2014, 09:00:15 pm
Man that was painful....tell me you're not responsible for children (those toys in the background).   :|
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Xant on August 06, 2014, 09:27:10 pm
Man that was painful....tell me you're not responsible for children (those toys in the background).   :|
Poor kids, right?
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Tanken on August 06, 2014, 10:34:13 pm
Smoothrich a real nigga

I would like to note, this thread is the first time you've ever upvoted anything I've said.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Rhalzo on August 06, 2014, 10:36:08 pm
Well... There is that one drunken video of Canary, granted it's somehow just not quite in the same league as this.

The Canary video isn't anywhere near this Smoothrich video.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Falka on August 06, 2014, 10:43:09 pm
I would like to note, this thread is the first time you've ever upvoted anything I've said.

That implies you've checked out votes on all of your posts. Creepy...

I did it too, but shush!

The Canary video isn't anywhere near this Smoothrich video.

Link?
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 07, 2014, 12:17:54 am
It's a shame that I could make this same video and my appearance wouldn't be used to judge me.

You people just commenting about his appearance are the real fucking pathetic plebeians here. This man had the BALLS to record this video and allow it to be posted, knowing that anonymous limp dicks like you fools would shallowly make fun of him. You're the actual people that are pathetic. Especially you unfunny EU cunts coming in here, none of us want you posting, please shut your moutbs and get out you bunch of fucking jizz jousters charging back and forth at each other with your circlejerk posts.

You know whats worse than being fat and drunk and a nerd? Pathetically wasting your time shitposting to a fat drunk nerd and thinking you're any better than them for it rofl.

Hail 2 Smoothrich.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Xant on August 07, 2014, 12:22:43 am
It's a shame that I could make this same video and my appearance wouldn't be used to judge me.

You people just commenting about his appearance are the real fucking pathetic plebeians here. This man had the BALLS to record this video and allow it to be posted, knowing that anonymous limp dicks like you fools would shallowly make fun of him. You're the actual people that are pathetic. Especially you unfunny EU cunts coming in here, none of us want you posting, please shut your moutbs and get out you bunch of fucking jizz jousters charging back and forth at each other with your circlejerk posts.

You know whats worse than being fat and drunk and a nerd? Pathetically wasting your time shitposting to a fat drunk nerd and thinking you're any better than them for it rofl.

Hail 2 Smoothrich.
All good except for the part where Smoothrich has went around judging people's appearances for years and being the biggest possible dick about it to the point of harassment.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Tydeus on August 07, 2014, 12:33:30 am
Link?
It's nothing special. Just your generic college party with one of the intoxicated guys (Canary) taking a dare that most of us have likely taken once before. Expecting anything remotely similar to the video in the OP will undoubtedly end in disappointment.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Dooz on August 07, 2014, 12:44:27 am
what a waste of sentience

goes for most of crpg base
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Tears of Destiny on August 07, 2014, 12:51:34 am
It's a shame that I could make this same video and my appearance wouldn't be used to judge me.

You people just commenting about his appearance are the real fucking pathetic plebeians here. This man had the BALLS to record this video and allow it to be posted, knowing that anonymous limp dicks like you fools would shallowly make fun of him.


Not interested in speeches of super high pedestals with martyrs of the century who can do no wrong and are so wrongfully prosecuted.


Considering all the bullshit Smoothrich has leveled at people, with or without his posse, including my RL crap, including Adrian's crap, including Gorath etc list goes on, including how they sound or how they look, you don't have a solid piece of dirt to stand on.


I don't think I can be counted as anonymous considering how much grandom crap of mine has been thrown out on these forums (By him or his "friends") and even used as a banner, so yeah I think I'll make fun of him. He's a big boy, he can take it without your protection. You should probably stop white-knighting Smoothrich considering he's a grown-ass adult who can defend his own crap on the internet.

You don't want people to take cheap shots at you? Well then, don't act like a total fuckass 99% of the time for several years straight and do the same . I'll just have to assume that Smoothrich as well as yourself was not living under a rock, is not that completely socially inept, and actually understand how society works as well as consequences.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: EyeBeat on August 07, 2014, 01:30:58 am

Not interested in speeches of super high pedestals with martyrs of the century who can do no wrong and are so wrongfully prosecuted.


Considering all the bullshit Smoothrich has leveled at people, with or without his posse, including my RL crap, including Adrian's crap, including Gorath etc list goes on, including how they sound or how they look, you don't have a solid piece of dirt to stand on.


I don't think I can be counted as anonymous considering how much grandom crap of mine has been thrown out on these forums (By him or his "friends") and even used as a banner, so yeah I think I'll make fun of him. He's a big boy, he can take it without your protection. You should probably stop white-knighting Smoothrich considering he's a grown-ass adult who can defend his own crap on the internet.

You don't want people to take cheap shots at you? Well then, don't act like a total fuckass 99% of the time for several years straight and do the same . I'll just have to assume that Smoothrich as well as yourself was not living under a rock, is not that completely socially inept, and actually understand how society works as well as consequences.

You just fell for the troll.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Kaoklai on August 07, 2014, 01:33:03 am
He's a big boy, he can take it without your protection.

See, that's true.  The video was also hilarious.  While we can laugh at the fact that Smooth has revealed himself to be fat and balding, it's also just funny, drunken shenanigans.  I mean, really, he's cutting a Pro Wrestling promo about crpg accompanied by Linkin Park.  You, on the other hand, are clearly gotten to.  Hard.  You had an e-meltdown just because people saw a picture of you sitting down in your [monitor lit and poorly furnished] room.  Get at me, pussy. 
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Tanken on August 07, 2014, 01:33:22 am
This man had the BALLS to record this video and allow it to be posted.

From the story I've heard, Smoothrich posted the video the same evening he filmed it (inebriated still, I'm sure), and a couple people watched it. Some of them were smart enough to save it. Smoothrich then sobered up, realized how fucking badgreat this video was, and deleted it. The video you're viewing here is one of the surviving videos that has been re-uploaded.

Aside from that, real life harassment of any sort on this GAME and Forum related to the GAME is pretty downright childish. Yes, Smoothrich probably deserves it more than anyone else (that I know of) aside from maybe also Badplayer, but it doesn't make the principle of the matter any less important. So, I do agree with you on that.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Bothersome_Aldryk on August 07, 2014, 01:39:18 am
How many posts has Smoothrich made about people taking the game too seriously? All I can really say is that there appears to be empirical evidence that he has made a bid for the title of king of Sperg, Spergking.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: StonedSteel on August 07, 2014, 01:45:48 am
It's a shame that I could make this same video and my appearance wouldn't be used to judge me.

You people just commenting about his appearance are the real fucking pathetic plebeians here. This man had the BALLS to record this video and allow it to be posted, knowing that anonymous limp dicks like you fools would shallowly make fun of him. You're the actual people that are pathetic. Especially you unfunny EU cunts coming in here, none of us want you posting, please shut your moutbs and get out you bunch of fucking jizz jousters charging back and forth at each other with your circlejerk posts.

You know whats worse than being fat and drunk and a nerd? Pathetically wasting your time shitposting to a fat drunk nerd and thinking you're any better than them for it rofl.

Hail 2 Smoothrich.

ROFLMFAO

You give me shit for giving props to Kesh and Bale...and this guy is YOUR idol? LOLOLOLOLOL

Yeah, the lad has some balls alright, i mean , it takes a ton of courage to get piss drunk, say things you would probably not even say sober, and make an ass of yourself. This is the sort of video 12 year olds make, when they get drunk for the first time. Yeah, he's got courageous massive balls, for sure though, i mean, when he talked shit about this mod on moddb, he didnt even use his ingame name, even though we all know its him.

And the vid? he didnt make it. And he didnt post it the first time, and when he sobered up, it was removed asap. Now its up again, and no, he didnt post it.

Bring them downvotes on lads
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: San on August 07, 2014, 01:51:53 am
We're all nerds here, so it doesn't really matter. The vid was too long to watch, though.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on August 07, 2014, 02:10:26 am
We're all nerds here, so it doesn't really matter.

yes

The vid was too long to watch, though.

no, it was a joy all the way through
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Chosen1 on August 07, 2014, 02:12:48 am
It's a shame that I could make this same video and my appearance wouldn't be used to judge me.

You people just commenting about his appearance are the real fucking pathetic plebeians here. This man had the BALLS to record this video and allow it to be posted, knowing that anonymous limp dicks like you fools would shallowly make fun of him. You're the actual people that are pathetic. Especially you unfunny EU cunts coming in here, none of us want you posting, please shut your moutbs and get out you bunch of fucking jizz jousters charging back and forth at each other with your circlejerk posts.

You know whats worse than being fat and drunk and a nerd? Pathetically wasting your time shitposting to a fat drunk nerd and thinking you're any better than them for it rofl.

Hail 2 Smoothrich.


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Daruvian, Smoothrich has been a major douche-nozzle to everyone on the forums for as long as I can remember. I don't blame anyone for wanting to talk shit about him.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: MURDERTRON on August 07, 2014, 02:45:18 am
We're all nerds here, so it doesn't really matter. The vid was too long to watch, though.

San, when is your and1 mix tape coming out?
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: chesterotab on August 07, 2014, 02:49:03 am
As the late 420 Kings of KD used to say,

"Smoothrich is no bitch"

Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Aldogalus on August 07, 2014, 03:30:43 am
Chosen1 pretty much summed it up. Dude is loud as fuck behind the keyboard, but when it comes to making a video for a community hes been involved with, even with a handle of liquid confidence, his insecurities are seeping out of his pores.

He didn't post the video because he has big balls, he posted the video because he was belligerently drunk, as shown in the video(did you even watch the video?). Exhibit A: Look at the fucking yeti foot on that wildebeast that he is porking(2:45). Thats a big fucking foot. Shit dude, she could borrow your shoes... might come in handy, or get really annoying. You know how women are about shoes. He clearly hopefully was having issues with judgement on that night.

The fact that you sound like you COULD rehearse the lyrics from that linkin park song, if you were sober, makes me physically sick. Though I was entertained from start to finish.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on August 07, 2014, 03:47:42 am
Exhibit A: Look at the fucking yeti foot on that wildebeast that he is porking(2:45). Thats a big fucking foot. Shit dude, she could borrow your shoes... might come in handy, or get really annoying. You know how women are about shoes. He clearly hopefully was having issues with judgement on that night.

Hey man, Peggy Hill has gigantic feet as well and she is a fine woman, mother, and Spanish substitute teacher of the year.

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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: EyeBeat on August 07, 2014, 03:58:12 am
Going out of your way to bully people and generally be an asshole to people shows that you have some stuff going on in your life that you are not happy about.  In general they do it to make themselves feel better.

I mean this video pretty much illustrates that.  The worst thing you can do is become one of those people.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: jasonjay543 on August 07, 2014, 04:08:22 am
tihs is honistly jus compleet trash. smoothrick, u hav no music professionism and u honistly r just a compleet ideot. u r a cyper bully an a e-thug nd u ruin thist community withh ur landfill pots such as this. -Robert
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Screaming Idiot on August 07, 2014, 04:10:00 am
cRPG. Not even once.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 07, 2014, 04:25:03 am
Jesus christ you people are so blue pilled theres no coming back. You're like fucking smurfs you're so blue. Buncha fucking plebs.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: spiritus on August 07, 2014, 05:46:21 am
explains everthing
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 07, 2014, 07:46:17 am
Honestly the best part is the end when you can tell he was totally about to fucking go out by mooning the camera he was so drunk lol
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: EyeBeat on August 07, 2014, 08:16:07 am
Honestly the best part is the end when you can tell he was totally about to fucking go out by mooning the camera he was so drunk lol

Yeah dude like you and your whole clan should make videos like this and post them!
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: LordBerenger on August 07, 2014, 08:28:57 am
by any self-respecting ghetto minority.

French racist confirmed. Stupid froggies
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Thryn on August 07, 2014, 08:32:38 am
Yeah dude like you and your whole clan should make videos like this and post them!

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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Joseph Porta on August 07, 2014, 09:44:24 am
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Daruvian, Smoothrich has been a major douche-nozzle to everyone on the forums for as long as I can remember. I don't blame anyone for wanting to talk shit about him.

In hindsight, those where probably all his own self reflections :D
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Joseph Porta on August 07, 2014, 09:47:32 am
Yeah dude like you and your whole clan should make videos like this and post them!

Dont give the current facebook generation ideas dude, just look at this new retarded fire challenge thing.. These hipsters..
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: EyeBeat on August 07, 2014, 12:48:56 pm
Dont give the current facebook generation ideas dude, just look at this new retarded fire challenge thing.. These hipsters..

It was mostly directed at the smoothrich crowd but now I totally understand where you are coming from.

Do not drink like that you might hurt yourself.  Especially if you are of underage which most of you might be.

I would hate to be responsible for that!
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Oberyn on August 07, 2014, 01:40:58 pm
I've disliked and insulted Smoothrich since the first time he opened his dumb stupid gob on the forums to spout idiotic bullshit. You really have to be on that same level to pretend he's some sort of martyr just because abloobloo people are making fun of his pasty, shapeless potatoe sack body. Someone find the thread where Gorath posted a pic of himself with his kid, and Smoothrich's response, to really highlight his fucking hypocrisy.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Godfredus on August 07, 2014, 02:07:20 pm
That voice
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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Gnjus on August 07, 2014, 02:11:57 pm
you're an ugly bald fat bundle of sticks


That poker-eyed balding barrel in the video is Smoothrich ? He looks exactly like the South Park Wow Episode no-lifer, as If the character was based upon him......



Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Bronto on August 07, 2014, 02:31:38 pm
Chosen1 pretty much summed it up. 

Exhibit A: Look at the fucking yeti foot on that wildebeast that he is porking(2:45). Thats a big fucking foot. Shit dude!

This and LOL! Aldog you da besssssssssssssssssssssssss.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 07, 2014, 03:39:39 pm
Yeah dude like you and your whole clan should make videos like this and post them!

Sorry, I don't think any videos my clan could make (I'm not in Smoothrich's group of friends/clan by the way?) could possibly compare to the inane man-titted chest-beating and voice crack screeching through Mountain Dew burned throats that everyone has seen from your clan after someone upset you guys by saying they were going to attack you in a video game.

See, I just wouldn't want to show up on the playground at Autism High School with you guys when I'm more like Autism Kindergarten, ya know? It would be embarassing trying to play along with a crowd of people like you when I'm clearly like 10 grades behind in terms of spergery.

And the pathetic EUs continue on and on about how fat and ugly someone is in a video game community who lives thousands of miles away from them. Sure makes you guys cooler than him lol pretty pitiable IMO that this man has, managed to troll you and had perfect success, to the point that some of you so desperate to try and level your imagined score have made like 5 continuous posts JUST talking about another human beings appearance. U guys think im like bad person or troll or something but look in the mirror and i think ull see the shit is on the other foot, boys. I only make fun of people for things they can change or control generally, its just empathy-less bully shit to make fun of someone for being ugly or balding or fat (even though they can change that), and rlly i pity u that u werent taught any better ways by  u parents or religion.

Like jesus said;

"ayy gurl turn the other ass cheek 4 me lmao"
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Christo on August 07, 2014, 04:07:16 pm
Since when is acting like a brainless retard = trolling?

Oh, right, NA weirdo net culture.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Oberyn on August 07, 2014, 04:07:30 pm
I only make fun of people for things they can change or control generally, its just empathy-less bully shit to make fun of someone for being ugly or balding or fat (even though they can change that), and rlly i pity u that u werent taught any better ways by  u parents or religion.

Moron contradicts himself in the same paragraph and even aknowledges it, but goes on with his spergy white-knighting moralistic bullshit. Maybe Smoothrich wouldn't have all these people shitting all over his appearance if he wasn't as butt fucking ugly on the inside as he is on the outside. If you weren't so fucking retarded you might understand that one of these things led to the other. Just deserts as far as I'm concerned. You didn't seem to mind "autistic spergs" making fun of superficial appearances when it was your autistic sperg idol doing it, strangely enough.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 07, 2014, 04:22:18 pm
You're not looking any prettier on the inside or outside to me right now. What have you said in this thread? Fat, balding, fucking retarded, moron, butt fucking ugly, pasty shapeless potato sack body.I should make a collage of all the shallow insults you have used in this thread and put a banner across it with the word "bullying". All you're doing is proving you're in no way better than him, but you're so narrow-sighted and sure that you are lol. You're so aggro about a fat drunk guy in a video game lol. Take a look in the mirror pls.

Oh and I've never supported making fun of peoples appearance in a game. I didn't like it when it happened to anders either. The only thing stopping most of us from being fat, ugly, or balding/whatever is pure fucking luck, theres no sense beating someone down about that even if they are a total cunt. Thats not how you make things right, not even on the internet. Its pathetic that you guys have so much vitriol out of spite and you think its totally justified to say these things. If it wasn't justified for him, it's not justified for you. Period.

Rofl
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Oberyn on August 07, 2014, 04:26:44 pm
I must've missed your walls of text whining about empathy and morals and bullying at the time. Why this sudden attack of "let's all be nice and sweet, gais"? That's rhetorical by the way, you hypocritical piece of shit.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 07, 2014, 04:29:34 pm
Calling me a hypocrite?

Rofl thats rich, kid ;-^ did ur strW break off in ur jewsbox? Lol 4 real calling fbi now 4 cyberbullying

jesus christ its terrifying that we're both legal adults and here we are being manchildren on a forum for a niche video game while we live thousands of miles away from each other and our lives are pretty much in no way connected, and this issue is totally transient and unimportant, shit is surreal as fuck
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Oberyn on August 07, 2014, 04:33:03 pm
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plumbo you are literally the worst shitposter on these forums, your posts just have that essence of narcissistic, angsty 15 year old dripping through the seams that lie between every word

its really just awful, and not at all funny

please stop, or at least try harder would you jesus you fucking cock throttler

pictured below-- the cumbreathing shitnose that is plumbo

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then make a serious post with better current-player suggestions you naysaying fucking shitbucket, jesus christ you video game shits are so fucking entitled, if you want something to be better then make it better instead of being a bitchy autist about it, fuck

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naw kesh you mouthbreathing mongoloid, i hope you're reading this, we downvoted your cheeseshit because you just sucked your friends dicks so deep you burned their tips with stomach acid. like how the fuck can you say that holiday is the best 4d polearm for one. you're just filled from balls to brains with pure bullshit you cuntbag.

This is merely from a few pages back on your post history.
Buh but mah internet bullying!  :lol:

Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Chosen1 on August 07, 2014, 04:37:36 pm
This is merely from a few pages back on your post history.
Buh but mah internet bullying!  :lol:

Well he likes making fun of people for being stupid, which is something you can change, but he doesn't like to see people being picked on for their looks.

But Daruvian, you have to understand that Smoothrich is a huge asshole to other people for no reason, and some of these insults he is getting are deserved.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 07, 2014, 04:40:01 pm
Yeah but those are all about actions, not appearances. I also think its clear that I'm more or less just taking the piss out of people, using internet buzzwords that I enjoy in combination. Honestly, any of those people I could get along with ez IRL or playvideo games with. I'm just shittalking them because it was fun and I didn't think its actually hurtful. I don't think anyone should be legit hurt because I'm just insulting their internet persona. Its just me but I think thats fair game.


You on the other hand are all aggro and legit just calling someone fat and ugly IRL in a pretty hateful fashion, you're not even at the very least trying to be funny about it.

nice renown chosen, clearly powered by devil lust, get out of here illuminati

@HESKEY im not roleplaying THE GOBBLIN KING right now, im roleplaying Daruvian the shit talker, except im not roleplaying very well because I'm letting morals show through when I should just be calling people spunk butlers or something. Theyre all different cRPG roleplay identities for different times. THE GOBBLIN KING is really only 4 when im tied up in strat drama, and strat is lame this round, so none of that.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Xant on August 07, 2014, 04:43:44 pm
You're not looking any prettier on the inside or outside to me right now
And who cares about what you think? Anyone?

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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Tibe on August 07, 2014, 04:47:30 pm
Shit, I always thought Smoothrich was Smooth & Rich....that....was something...opposite. I quess Fatpoor doesnt have the same zing to it.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 07, 2014, 04:52:16 pm
Shit, I always thought Smoothrich was Smooth & Rich....that....was something...opposite. I quess Fatpoor doesnt have the same zing to it.

See at least this guys being funny about it instead of being a total aggro cunt
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Xant on August 07, 2014, 04:54:49 pm
So when Smoothrich said he sucks dick sometimes, I guess we found out whose dick.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 07, 2014, 04:56:36 pm
So when Smoothrich said he sucks dick sometimes, I guess we found out whose dick.

I would totaally let smoothrich smd if he wanted to, like, wow, what an honor? duh.


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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Oberyn on August 07, 2014, 04:58:56 pm
Daruvian only turns into the internet white knight advocate and defender of fat ugly assholes as long as the person making fun of their appearance isn't Smoothrich. He may feel bad and dislike it, but he certainly won't post multiple tl;dr walls of text about it.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Tears of Destiny on August 07, 2014, 05:10:38 pm
I didn't like it when it happened to anders either.
So what stopped you from posting textwalls of support for him like you are doing for smoothbabe?


I've seen every single god damn insult thread in these cesspools of a community that were based on personal RL-based factors, and this has to be the first thread I've actually seen you polishing your gleaming white armor so furiously.


This pretty much sums up the thread:
Dont dish it out unless you can take it. And Smoothrich has clearly been more than happy to dish it out. As a rule, if you act like a dick all the time you get fucked.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: tizzango on August 07, 2014, 05:27:12 pm
this is the most ive enjoyed shitposting on these forums in a long time
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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 07, 2014, 05:27:30 pm
haven't you guys ever heard of compassion fatigue? i can't go around posting tl'dr walls of text every single time someone is made fun of, i really only can do it when it comes close to home. we all know that. its common sense.

rofl tizzango good job posting an image that is totally irrelevant, i totally 100% stand by my comments jackass, just saying they ARE shitposts doesn't mean i don't stand by them, i hope every1 really thinks ur image that has been posted on the internet 10,000 times is original, funny, relevant, and that they like u more for it ;)
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Oberyn on August 07, 2014, 05:29:03 pm
haven't you guys ever heard of compassion fatigue? i can't go around posting tl'dr walls of text every single time someone is made fun of, i really only can do it when it comes close to home. we all know that. its common sense.

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Amazing how he pretty much called you out exactly one post prior to you doing exactly that. I guess you being a hypocritical bundle of sticks is just so predictable.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: tizzango on August 07, 2014, 05:31:58 pm
haven't you guys ever heard of compassion fatigue? i can't go around posting tl'dr walls of text every single time someone is made fun of, i really only can do it when it comes close to home. we all know that. its common sense.

rofl tizzango good job posting an image that is totally irrelevant, i totally 100% stand by my comments jackass, just saying they ARE shitposts doesn't mean i didn't, i hope every1 really thinks ur image that has been posted on the internet 10,000 times is original, funny, relevant, and that they like u more for it ;)

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Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 07, 2014, 05:32:39 pm
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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Gnjus on August 07, 2014, 05:35:33 pm
For the last few months I've been buying:
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....and just as I got used to the perfect taste of it this thread comes along and ruins it.  :(

Any recommendations for a better one ?
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Joseph Porta on August 07, 2014, 05:39:10 pm
Will totally re-read this thread one time
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Christo on August 07, 2014, 05:40:57 pm
For the last few months I've been buying:
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....and just as I got used to the perfect taste of it this thread comes along and ruins it.  :(

Any recommendations for a better one ?

Poor Kafein.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Xant on August 07, 2014, 05:41:18 pm
haven't you guys ever heard of compassion fatigue?
I don't think you know what "fatigue" means.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: tizzango on August 07, 2014, 05:42:23 pm
I don't think you know what "fatigue" means.

I don't think you know what what means.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Xant on August 07, 2014, 05:42:54 pm
I don't think
I know.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 07, 2014, 05:43:52 pm
fatuigue is what i get when i bone ur mother 4 too long fucking owned

But hey guys can we get back on track after this two page detour into the desolate slums of shithole valley on route I-69, and face the real problem here

Canary is still bitching out, refusing to even publicly acknowledge the challenge.

you fucking ruined christmas
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Tibe on August 07, 2014, 05:48:53 pm
For the last few months I've been buying:
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....and just as I got used to the perfect taste of it this thread comes along and ruins it.  :(

Any recommendations for a better one ?

Ever tried IcedTea? Wait, SHIT! And there it goes.....God damn it, forgot this is NA thread. They threw the damn tea into the ocean!
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Xant on August 07, 2014, 05:51:34 pm
Ever tried IcedTea? Wait, SHIT! And there it goes.....God damn it, forgot this is NA thread. They threw the damn tea into the ocean!
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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 07, 2014, 05:52:22 pm
hey look xant and oberyn and everybody, i think we got off on the wrong foot here with our aggression, and i really think we could learn some important things about talkign to people who come from different backgrounds and viewpoints than us, from this video below

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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Thryn on August 07, 2014, 05:54:43 pm
sum of yu ned to remember thad he is a rood berson and forged aboud his roodness

nabs lige ogreyn arr angri nd just as rood as smoothrood


or is dis the fersd dyme u ewer inderneed? :DDDD

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cobyrighd josenjuan
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Xant on August 07, 2014, 06:00:11 pm
hey look xant and oberyn and everybody, i think we got off on the wrong foot here with our aggression, and i really think we could learn some important things about talkign to people who come from different backgrounds and viewpoints than us, from this video below

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Hey man, I agree, and I apologize, inside I realize that I'm the one confused. I don't know what's worth fighting for, or why I have to scream... I don't know why I always instigate and say what I don't mean. I don't know how I got this way, I know it's not alright.

SO IM BREAAAAAAAAAAKING THE HABIT IM BREAAAAAAAKING THE HABIT

TONIGHT
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Gnjus on August 07, 2014, 06:01:22 pm
The best thing is that I'm not even trolling with Nescafe, I really do have at least 3 cans of it on my kitchen shelves.  :P


Btw ToD, Bloby or whoever spoke about Smoothie's negative comments on Gorath's pic a few years ago - did you ever think about the possibility that back then Smoothrich maybe, JUST MAYBE still had all of his hair & 30-40 kilos less than now ?  :wink:

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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Oberyn on August 07, 2014, 06:03:14 pm
We could have a before and after picture, like those meth addicts things. cRPG: not even once.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 07, 2014, 06:04:44 pm
im happy that we can come both come true from the inside, because i am sorry for what i've done, and in the end i just want us all to not act so numb on the internet

bleed it out
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Christo on August 07, 2014, 06:05:02 pm
hey look xant and oberyn and everybody, i think we got off on the wrong foot here with our aggression, and i really think we could learn some important things about talkign to people who come from different backgrounds and viewpoints than us

 All this in a topic about and in defense of Smoothbitch :lol:
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Bronto on August 07, 2014, 06:13:16 pm
Reading this thread, I now full understand multiple personality disorder. Thanks Daruvian.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Chosen1 on August 07, 2014, 06:15:45 pm
This thread is now about why America is and has always been the greatest country in the world.

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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 07, 2014, 06:17:48 pm
I work in a grocery store in the midwest and you would not believe how many people walk into the store with shirts with just American flags on them. I chuckle every time. In fact I own such a shirt, and have posted myself wearing it on the Ravens forums.

and bronto thats just rude, its called roleplay
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: tizzango on August 07, 2014, 06:22:35 pm
Reading this thread, I now full understand multiple personality disorder. Thanks Daruvian.

Hey brah, brah.

Chill.

There are many things that I would like to say to you, but I dunno how.
Because maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me. And after all, you're my wonderwall.

Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Jack1 on August 07, 2014, 06:25:38 pm
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Not even funny dude.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 07, 2014, 06:29:50 pm
I was wondering when you would finally post in this trainwreck, Jack.

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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Joseph Porta on August 07, 2014, 06:34:21 pm


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I never understood this picture, if you take into account the massive population of america compared to the 2nd place holder (UK) its not very impressive.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Palurgee on August 07, 2014, 06:38:58 pm
literally the saddest gaming community I've ever played with
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Vibe on August 07, 2014, 06:40:14 pm
hello i have put my response in this video

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Post by: Tibe on August 07, 2014, 06:40:59 pm
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Im not even gonna lie, that was pretty horrible from my part.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Joseph Porta on August 07, 2014, 06:42:17 pm
hello i have put my response in this video


That video made me sad
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 07, 2014, 06:50:18 pm
Man now I'm sad too, fuck man.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Gnjus on August 07, 2014, 07:10:35 pm
This thread is now about why America is and has always been the greatest country in the world.


Indeed.

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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Goretooth on August 07, 2014, 07:11:14 pm
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Kinda cool we had a celeb playing crpg with us.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Jack1 on August 07, 2014, 07:13:11 pm
You dont know man, you weren't there.

At least i didnt say something like, '9/11 was a good thing and should happen 100 more times to make up for Hiroshima and Nagasaki which makes 9/11 looks like the kiddie-pool of anti-civilian warcrimes in comparison'. I suspect one or two NAs may react if i said something like that. Thank god i didnt.

IMO those bombs were as good thing. They were the only thing that kept the United States from invading the hapinese homeland which would have been a massacre on both sides and would have caused many more deaths then those bombs created.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Xant on August 07, 2014, 07:18:29 pm
IMO those bombs were as good thing. They were the only thing that kept the United States from invading the hapinese homeland which would have been a massacre on both sides and would have caused many more deaths then those bombs created.
And look wh
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Kafein on August 07, 2014, 07:19:12 pm
IMO those bombs were as good thing. They were the only thing that kept the United States from invading the hapinese homeland which would have been a massacre on both sides and would have caused many more deaths then those bombs created.

Japan was already on verge of capitulating, and would eventually have even if the USA didn't do anything special.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: tizzango on August 07, 2014, 07:19:27 pm
IMO those bombs were as good thing.

Some of the stuff that's said in this community, jeewiz.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Chosen1 on August 07, 2014, 07:20:20 pm
Indeed.

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GET DUNKED ON
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Bronto on August 07, 2014, 07:30:50 pm
Guys! America is no longer the fattest country in the world!

New world champs of fatness:
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MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Christo on August 07, 2014, 07:36:11 pm
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GET DUNKED ON

Hungary has 1 less than China on that picture.

9,909,000 vs an estimated 1,363,950,000

How about that one? :D
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Falka on August 07, 2014, 07:39:47 pm
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Not even funny dude.

Find the 10 differences between these two pictures:

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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: LordBerenger on August 07, 2014, 07:40:08 pm
Hungary has 1 less than China on that picture.

9,909,000 vs an estimated 1,363,950,000

How about that one? :D

China got Chinese food.

Your argument is invalid
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Christo on August 07, 2014, 07:47:55 pm
China got Chinese food.

Your argument is invalid

Get rekt and eat your Gulyás fggt

Find the 10 differences between these two pictures:
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#1 Right one is in color, left one is not
#2 Left pic is smaller height than the right one
#3 One is a ship other is a building
#4 Therefore one is taken on water while the other was taken on land.
#5 A picture was taken at sea level, other was not
#6 Left one happened in 1941, Other in 2001. (#illuminati)
#7 One was taken in Hawaii, other in US mainland
#8 Left one has people on it, right one has none
#9 Pearl one has more smoke and less fire, WTC one has a lot more fire
#10 First was done by japs, second is obviously an illuminater inside job.
#11 bonus: Left pic has an explanation text, right one has none
..Yes, I am that bored.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Joseph Porta on August 07, 2014, 07:52:11 pm
China got Chinese food.

Your argument is invalid

Bet you are a sushi my old friend huehuheuhue :D
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Joseph Porta on August 07, 2014, 08:36:51 pm
 Always party hard on 9/11
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Bronto on August 07, 2014, 08:51:54 pm
wow dude, you got us, america hereby resigns.

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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: LordBerenger on August 07, 2014, 08:56:58 pm
Get rekt and eat your Gulyás fggt





Is that the weird soup with meat and pretty spicy-ish? I hate onions anyhow so nah.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Radament on August 07, 2014, 08:59:04 pm
has crpg community ran out of arguments?
this murrica ( with youtube video included of a drunktard) VS europe threads are boring as hell , please crpg community , start new threads with discrection.
Like i don't know "Why Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom must be friends" or "chadz naked photos leaked" or..."Why Palestine and Israel need more love" or "Which type of toilet paper do you use in extreme situations?" ...stuff like that ..this shit is boring.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: [ptx] on August 07, 2014, 09:04:06 pm
Posting in a previously epic thread.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 07, 2014, 09:08:00 pm
That voice
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I'm ashamed to admit I understood that reference

Sorry, I don't think any videos my clan could make (I'm not in Smoothrich's group of friends/clan by the way?) could possibly compare to the inane man-titted chest-beating and voice crack screeching through Mountain Dew burned throats that everyone has seen from your clan after someone upset you guys by saying they were going to attack you in a video game.

See, I just wouldn't want to show up on the playground at Autism High School with you guys when I'm more like Autism Kindergarten, ya know? It would be embarassing trying to play along with a crowd of people like you when I'm clearly like 10 grades behind in terms of spergery.


Clearly don't know anything about our actual clan members if that's what you think.  Most of us are pretty chill adults who enjoy playing games together (most of them playing other games than crpg).  Really the only knock is that there's some mouth breathing conservatives in the clan, but that's to be expected with most groups of people.   :P

There's been a few vocal loud mouthed forum posters in the past who took video games way too seriously, but I don't think many are left in the clan.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: HarryCrumb on August 07, 2014, 09:53:28 pm
totally thought smoothrich was a chinaman
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Aldogalus on August 07, 2014, 10:02:04 pm
Jesus christ you people are so blue pilled theres no coming back. You're like fucking smurfs you're so blue. Buncha fucking plebs.

swallowin' red meds,
swallowin blues too,
various hues dude
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Jack1 on August 07, 2014, 10:04:05 pm
Japan was already on verge of capitulating, and would eventually have even if the USA didn't do anything special.
Earlier than the bombs Japan's war council had decided to come together to talk about peace on the 7-10th of August(the bombs were 6th an 9th) they had come to a stalemate on wether to get peace or not.  On the 15th the Japanese emperor made a nationwide radio broadcast(days after the military estimates on damage came in).

From the emperor on the 15th.

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Moreover, the enemy has begun to employ a new and most cruel bomb, the power of which to do damage is, indeed, incalculable, taking the toll of many innocent lives. Should we continue to fight, it would not only result in an ultimate collapse and obliteration of the Japanese nation, but also it would lead to the total extinction of human civilization.



You can find the speech in the second quote: http://ww2db.com/battle_spec.php?battle_id=13


Within this time period USSR also declared war on japan which I don't doubt helped.


Ninja Edit: the pause in time for Japan's counsel would have given the US bombers more raids and subsequently more civilian deaths. The raid on Tokyo killed over 100,000 people alone while the other raids had similar devastating effects. A pause of 15 days would have gotten somewhere 50,000 and 150,000 more people killed due to the war continuing.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Tanken on August 07, 2014, 10:19:46 pm
Smoothrich brings out the Patriot in all of us. Let it be known from sea to shining sea.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Thryn on August 07, 2014, 10:28:50 pm
haha eurobe has more skinny beabl than amrica

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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on August 07, 2014, 10:32:47 pm
Somebody has to be a real fucking cock-lock for me to be purposely rude or hurtful to them. I certainly don't approve of anyone making fun of shit people can't help, like irl looks, voice, etc.

Still, since it has already been done, I'll laugh my goddamn ass off about it if it was funny. Would I approve myself to make a drunken rant video with me shirtless? Nah, I always highly regret getting drunk as shit and being a jackass, even though I don't tend to do anything very silly. Plus, nobody needs to see a long-haired hungry skellington prancing drunkenly and singing angsty music.

I find it best to personally disapprove of these sorts of things, but refrain from commenting on that. The person that posted it doesn't care about disapproval; in fact, he more than likely gets a perverse pleasure from people being upset/mad/disgusted/etc. It is also likely that the peanut gallery doesn't care all that much what you think of it. Just shake your head in front of your monitor, take a long sip of your Dew (tm)

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and try to laugh about it.

Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Thryn on August 07, 2014, 11:43:32 pm
how to read this thread
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Dan lol on August 08, 2014, 12:24:29 am
DUDES, YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT

THIS IS A HIGH STAKES DUEL CALLOUT, CANARY STANDS TO LOSE SOME SERIOUS FACE IF HE DOES NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THIS CHALLENGE

WILL SMOOTH RICH STAND AND DELIVER IF CANARY OBLIGES?

WITH YEARS OF E-HONOR AND ONE MILLION US CRPG DOLLARS ON THE TABLE, HOW WILL THE CHIPS FALL?

ONLY TIME WILL TELL...
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: chesterotab on August 08, 2014, 12:48:14 am
Now back on topic, flying over Japan to kill a city, or flying majestically over New York to smear some Americans, it's crazy to think that they were probably inventing the exact same justifications in their minds as they did it:
- An eye for an eye
- It's the only way to treat a bully
- Ends justify the means
- Greater good, saving lives in the long run, etc etc blah blah blah 'murica/allah

Every argument i've ever heard an American use to defend killing 2 cities in Japan can be equally applied to justify why swooping into the Twin Towers was a good thing. The only main difference is that one of them was just a group of deranged radicals, the other was following direct orders from a deranged government on the behalf of a nation that still doesnt feel any remorse over it. Boom.

But senpai, the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were aimed at military installations that were there, all the people were just collateral damage and were not the main target. That is a country making a war time decision to destroy military assets. 9/11 is an act of terror directly aimed at non militant civilians. That seems like a pretty huge difference to me.

As papa Dan Carlin says (http://www.dancarlin.com//disp.php/hharchive/Show-42---%28BLITZ%29-Logical-Insanity/Second%20World%20War-World%20War%20Two-World%20War%20One) there is logic behind dropping the atomic bombs, the insanity is war in general.

what am i doing posting this off topic shit here?

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Thryn on August 08, 2014, 03:53:06 am
During the 9/11 attacks a handful of military personnel were killed, like 50 or something, i guess the towers and all those civilians were just collateral damage.

all right m8, lets r8 8/8 or ur f8 aint gr8 cus i decapit8 and satur8 ur l8 prost8 at the g8 of b8 mr assassin8

there be a difference between 9/11 and hiroshima/nagasaki; war

note: 9/11 is classified as an act of terror
hiroshima and nagasaki was during WWII m8


terror /= war


there might be some terror in war

but in 9/11, its terror b4 war




do u feel me
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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Unwilling_Villain on August 08, 2014, 04:01:21 am
But senpai, the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were aimed at military installations that were there, all the people were just collateral damage and were not the main target. That is a country making a war time decision to destroy military assets. 9/11 is an act of terror directly aimed at non militant civilians. That seems like a pretty huge difference to me.

As papa Dan Carlin says (http://www.dancarlin.com//disp.php/hharchive/Show-42---%28BLITZ%29-Logical-Insanity/Second%20World%20War-World%20War%20Two-World%20War%20One) there is logic behind dropping the atomic bombs, the insanity is war in general.

what am i doing posting this off topic shit here?

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

9/11, would watch again.

Thread derailed by falka
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: StonedSteel on August 08, 2014, 05:04:48 am
So, i was bored and started reading all the new pages of this thread.

Idk if Daru was being serious about where he works or not, but if he was...i gotta quit my job man, like, asap.

Im staring to think working at a grocery store turns people into raging MPD psycho's.

Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 08, 2014, 05:06:01 am
So, i was bored and started reading all the new pages of this thread.

Idk if Daru was being serious about where he works or not, but if he was...i gotta quit my job man, like, asap.

Im staring to think working at a grocery store turns people into raging MPD psycho's.

but i started working there after the creation of both daruvian and THE GOBBLIN KING you fuckwit
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Tojo on August 08, 2014, 05:14:05 am
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Mooshi mooshi, Herro I are expert on de subjectu of de Hapanese atomic exprosions. De wreason wrhy de Usa bombu de chitty, isa because de Hapanese extremely dedicated to their landu. Ifu the US indavadu on foot many many cajatees. Hapanese Never surrender.

SMOOTHRICHU NUMBERU ONEU!
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Tydeus on August 08, 2014, 06:09:47 am
15 pages in. Lets be honest here, NA drama best drama.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on August 08, 2014, 06:35:13 am
Idk if Daru was being serious

Idk if Daru was being serious

Idk if Daru was being serious

step it up senpai
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 08, 2014, 06:35:51 am
Seriously EU has fucking nothing on us, thats why a few of their shitbags have to come in and pretend to be big drama boys or something when really their just cut and dry shitbabies dried up on the sidewalk. They're jealous.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Christo on August 08, 2014, 06:41:32 am
Seriously EU has fucking nothing on us,

When it comes to blatant idiocy and being retarded, and hell even worshipping it as a good thing, sure we don't.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Lord_Kitazawa_of_Voodoo on August 08, 2014, 08:14:41 am
As the person who was smart/bored/dumb enough to download this video before Smoothrich originally took it off YouTube, I'd suggest that everyone calm the fuck down and just enjoy the comedic value of Uncle Smoothrich's drunken Christmas ramblings.  I'm glad I uploaded this to KUTT ts though, we haven't had some good forum drama for a while; I'm just sad that I read through 15 pages of comments without seeing a single response from Canary...
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Gnjus on August 08, 2014, 08:15:59 am
Seriously EU has fucking nothing on us


Luckily for us - you folks provide us with more ammo than we could ever spend.  :wink:


As Corinthians would say:

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You yourselves are our letter, written on our hearts, known and read by everyone.

Amen to that. God bless 'merica.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Christo on August 08, 2014, 08:29:28 am
I'm just sad that I read through 15 pages of comments without seeing a single response from Canary...

How could you possibly surpass this one? There's just.. I'm not sure if I'd want to even think about it.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: LordBerenger on August 08, 2014, 08:31:44 am
Canary is a spergy neckbeard who is a scared sissy
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Tanken on August 08, 2014, 08:34:14 am
As the person who was smart/bored/dumb enough to download this video before Smoothrich originally took it off YouTube, I'd suggest that everyone calm the fuck down and just enjoy the comedic value of Uncle Smoothrich's drunken Christmas ramblings.  I'm glad I uploaded this to KUTT ts though, we haven't had some good forum drama for a while; I'm just sad that I read through 15 pages of comments without seeing a single response from Canary...

It is true that Forsvar is the real hero of preserving this fine video for c-RPG history, the one you've all been able to feast your eyes upon.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Falka on August 08, 2014, 08:41:38 am
15 pages in. Lets be honest here, NA drama best drama.

So true. Compare it with EU drama (http://forum.melee.org/the-chamber-of-tears/two-words-about-badmins/), which is so lame that isn't even in general discussion.

wow EU drama sux

NA beats EU, no contest folks, no contest  :cry: You're fatter and have better drama, I wish I'd been NA  :(
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 08, 2014, 09:13:15 am
Smoothrich, this goes out to you, after trying to get me banned at guessing that you were a dirty no good filthy scallywag, and balding.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo-qweh7nbQ&feature=youtu.be&t=38s

http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/banarysoakheart/msg874780/#msg874780
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Gnjus on August 08, 2014, 09:18:57 am
Ok, ok, can we at least all agree on one thing, both Yanks & Eurotrash - that Smoothie's forum avatar should be this:
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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Joseph Porta on August 08, 2014, 11:48:51 am
*The crowd unanimously agrees*
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Chosen1 on August 08, 2014, 03:42:33 pm
If them muslams just killed your soldiers/poor people like everyone else does noone would care, they take many cajatees, and murrica would never get good and scared of them and take them seriously. Smearing some well-off murricans in New York got exactly the result they wanted.

Then again, maybe the towers just collapsed from too many obese people on the top floor, and Mcdonalds crashed a few planes to cover it up. 'Everyone eat your comfort food and start boycotting evil *foreign* foods, buy more burgers', it's the perfect crime.

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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Joseph Porta on August 08, 2014, 03:58:13 pm


Only one neck? Imagine is a fake!
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Oberyn on August 08, 2014, 06:03:54 pm
A smear is by definition a lie. None of what was said is a lie in any way. Some goony american bundle of stickss are just upset cause it's one of their own and it "hits too close to home", i.e they're also disgusting fat bastards but smart enough not to tape and post drunken manchildren rants (see, that last sentence is a smear).
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Mammonist on August 08, 2014, 06:51:55 pm
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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Jona on August 08, 2014, 08:39:46 pm
Only one neck? Imagine is a fake!

I sure hope you meant chin. Otherwise... well... wtf?


Besides, this is the reason Muricans are so fat. Yuropoor tears are unhealthy, but we just love to consume them all.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Voncrow on August 08, 2014, 08:54:27 pm
Jona, your axe is chipped, you should get that looked at.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Jona on August 08, 2014, 08:59:31 pm
Jona, your axe is chipped, you should get that looked at.

I am working my way down to a "cracked" axe. Much more challenging that way.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Dynamics_BRD on August 08, 2014, 09:13:03 pm
I hope smooth rich gets admin
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Screaming Idiot on August 08, 2014, 11:22:10 pm
If them muslams just killed your soldiers/poor people like everyone else does noone would care, they take many cajatees, and murrica would never get good and scared of them and take them seriously. Smearing some well-off murricans in New York got exactly the result they wanted.

Then again, maybe the towers just collapsed from too many obese people on the top floor, and Mcdonalds crashed a few planes to cover it up. 'Everyone eat your comfort food and start boycotting evil *foreign* foods, buy more burgers', it's the perfect crime.

huehuehuehue no

Is this even supposed to be a joke? Like, did you actually think you were making fun of NA in a snappy/intelligent manner with this post?
You should probably avoid resorting to bigotry if you're trying to be funny.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on August 08, 2014, 11:33:01 pm
huehuehuehue no

Is this even supposed to be a joke? Like, did you actually think you were making fun of NA in a snappy/intelligent manner with this post?
You should probably avoid resorting to bigotry if you're trying to be funny.

I upvoted it not for its humour, but for its legitimate possibility as a 9/11 theory.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Screaming Idiot on August 08, 2014, 11:38:19 pm
I upvoted it not for its humour, but for its legitimate possibility as a 9/11 theory.

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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Chosen1 on August 09, 2014, 12:23:57 am
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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Thryn on August 09, 2014, 02:49:50 am
humour 9/11

Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Angantyr on August 09, 2014, 10:45:31 am
That these embarassing defenses for Hiroshima and Nagasaki are still taught in school in some places holds little regard for the historical record, and is in many cases pure jingoism.

I can recommend the work of Peter Kuznik, Professor of History and Director of the Nuclear Studies Institute at American University, if you want to read some of the more serious scholary work on this.

Japan was virtually destroyed. The military had collapsed, the industry had collapsed, the allies had complete control of Japanese air space and were conducting bombing raids deliberately against civilian targets on a daily basis. Whole cities were destroyed this way by fire bombing.

The '1000 plane' formations invented by RAF marshall 'Bomber Harris' also known as 'Butcher Harris' when laying waste to defenseless German cities (much like the Germans had done to English cities during the Blitz), made sure no civilians could escape the ensuing fire storms, and the US Air Force burned hundreds of thousands of innocent civilian Japenese men, women and children with similar fervor. In the end the barbarity had taken such forms as to intentionally leave whole cities unscathed, so the USAF could properly estimate its destructive capabilities when finally burning these same cities to the ground focusing all its firepower and testing new weapons, maximizing casualties. There was even some kind of bizarre contest going between RAF and USAF as to whom could murder most people and destroy most infrastructure in Germany and Japan.
Some of the most densely populated cities in the world made almost entirely of paper and wood were set aflame in massive fire storms, the USAF bomber pilots describing the smell of burning and cooking flesh from their cockpits as hundreds of thousands of people were burned alive in the man-made infernos below them (as in the firebombing of Tokyo, the most deadly bombing raids of the whole war), intentionally targeting the most populated areas, for example working class districts.
Reasons for bombing were not military but on the basis that some city 'hadn't been bombed yet'.

Yes, the ensuing nuclear bombings were at the time defended by Truman as if 'saving lives' (a view still held in some places because some US state schools disgracefully still haven't updated their history material but again the last Anglo empire was also very fond of painting its massacres in pretty colors), and that may be true if we are talking about American lives only. If you look, you will find however that Truman's estimates of casualties were wildly inflated, and drastically decreased many times following the war. And there's overwhelming evidence to suggest that Japanese lives were never a consideration.

Historians know today that Japan was already sending out diplomatic probes for surrender, as the Russians were nearing Manchuria. This last factor was what most serious scholars today recognize as the reason for the nukes, the Japanese were done for and everyone knew it, what Truman and the US Security Council (which if you need a testament to human madness go read their internal documents for the period) needed for the US Grand Strategy of post-WWII world domination was for the world, particularly Stalin, to see what terrible weapons the Allies had constructed, and for the Japanese to not capitulate to Russia (as Japan was considered by US planners as part of the 'grand area' of US post-war control to be).
And no, military installations in Hiroshima and Nagasaki were laughable at best, even at the time the bombing wasn't seen as being against a military target in any way (there's wasn't even a distinction between the two at this point), it was as the Allied bombings had been for the last years of the war; deliberately targeting civilians, to cause terror and as much damage as possible, and a quick end to the war before Russia could grab a piece of the pie, an extra card on the hand at Yalta and Potsdam, and the turbo engine of Asian economy on US hands (Japanese export always a fear in the US, much of the fear of the 'domino theory' around the Vietnam War was that Vietnam would turn out as a Japense export market, the extensive bombing of the country averted this and in many ways fulfilled US war aims).

To suddenly start saying it is somehow a moral choice meant to save lives that you kill a few hundred thousand more is near mind-boggling when you've for years bombed civilian cities with one aim only; to cause so much death and despair and destruction as humanly possible, and to all of a sudden claim sensitivity after six years of the worst war in human history is hardly even a joke. To think USAF or US planners were in any way taking Japanese civilian casualties into regard one has to consider the widely held view of Asians by Anglo-Americans; they were untermenschen, and the whole war in the Pacific was waged with the brutality and contempt for human lives that westerners usually reserve for when fighting 'primitives'.

As usual with such events there's only the realpolitik imperative.

And Truman's reaction to Hiroshima and Nagasaki was ecstatic.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Oberyn on August 09, 2014, 11:11:43 am
I agree that the use of nuclear bombs had more to do with intimidating the soviets than forcing Japan to unconditionally surrender. I don't see it as any more or less of a war crime than the firebombings of Tokyo or Dresden that caused measurably more destruction and misery, as you point out. In the logic of total war it was just as "justified".
I'm not sure how you can make the case that they treated the japanese specifically as untermenschen and simultaneously bring up Dresden and other german cities that were completely obliterated. And slightly ironic considering you might as well be describing the japanese perspective on everyone they fought that was not japanese, the american imperialist pig-dogs not the least. I don't even need to bring up the impact to this day on east asian relations due to japanese treatment of all the people in their so-called Co-prosperity sphere. How are japanese-american relations, compared to that?
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Angantyr on August 09, 2014, 11:20:06 am
Yes, they are not any different. The claim here was that the Allies were somehow the benevolent 'good guys' making moral choices at the end of war, which is easily refuted.

edit:
And yes, conquest, pillage, revenge, 'bringing the light of civilization to the savages', whatever arguments suggested all boils down to the fact that at this point of the war everyone was utterly desensitized, except for the Americas the whole world stood in flames and had done so for years.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Gnjus on August 09, 2014, 11:28:13 am
*cough* *cough* http://forum.melee.org/historical-discussion/ *cough*


Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: PsychoTwins on August 09, 2014, 12:44:52 pm
This thread makes me wonder how some of you were the sperm that was first to fertilize the egg.  :shock:
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Joseph Porta on August 09, 2014, 01:59:45 pm
I sure hope you meant chin. Otherwise... well... wtf?


Besides, this is the reason Muricans are so fat. Yuropoor tears are unhealthy, but we just love to consume them all.

My sincerest apologies  :rolleyes:   :lol:
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Clockworkkiller on August 09, 2014, 02:29:11 pm
This thread is a cancerous growth
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Chosen1 on August 09, 2014, 03:41:27 pm
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tfw american
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Simon_Belmont on August 09, 2014, 03:54:14 pm
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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Angantyr on August 09, 2014, 04:18:41 pm
Where does the 'poor' in Yuropoor come from, by the way? Living standards in Europe are among the highest in the world, and European nations rank highest in most quality of life or human development indexes.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Joseph Porta on August 09, 2014, 04:22:27 pm
murica calculates prosperity by the average belly circumference of his population
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Chosen1 on August 09, 2014, 04:34:38 pm
because our own GDP is higher than all of Europe's combined lol get rekt

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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Thryn on August 09, 2014, 05:17:37 pm
Where does the 'poor' in Yuropoor come from, by the way?

Why is America so full of fatasses?

Welcome to internet NA vs EU, a continent of my old friends against a country of my old friends in which everybody is pretty much just
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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Screaming Idiot on August 09, 2014, 06:02:22 pm
Why is America the full of fatasses?

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what about the latinos, eh mang?

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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Havoco on August 09, 2014, 07:00:43 pm
This thread had so much more potential. Then it turned out to be just another NA vs EU shit fest
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Thryn on August 09, 2014, 09:43:05 pm
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I think that ES energy drink that Finns consume gives them otherwordly spurdo-generating powers. I wonder if I could import some.
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Post by: Xant on August 09, 2014, 11:17:14 pm
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Post by: Tanken on August 10, 2014, 12:57:39 am
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Dat curtain though.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Dan lol on August 12, 2014, 12:20:24 am
I'm pretty disappointed with the way this thread turned out
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Thryn on August 12, 2014, 10:04:21 am
I'm pretty disappointed with the way this thread turned out

im waiting for someone to send tyrone some money and a few lines and make him act like canary, responding to smoothrich

Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Angantyr on August 12, 2014, 10:34:37 am
because our own GDP is higher than all of Europe's combined lol get rekt

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Nice joke, where do you find all this jingoistic nonsense?

First of all if we compare by total GDP as you seem to want to because the US has a major advantage there with its 300 million population, still the European Union comes out on top over the US according to charts by the usual sources for this, the International Monetary Fund, the World Bank and the CIA World Factbook. I've provided links below.

Secondly, as anyone who'ever taken a social studies course will know, GDP isn't really useful for anything unless we use it per capita, where it becomes slightly less useless. Similarly, Yankees claiming the US gives a lot to foreign aid are using total amounts, because if you look at what the US gives per capita it is embarassingly little compared to all other developed countries (and mostly military aid to Israel).

Remember that patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel? That is why 'patriots' use these numbers as they want to, but never scientifically.

I live in the small Scandinavian country of Denmark. We are only about five and half million people here and the total GDP isn't very high due to our size, but our GDP per capita is pretty high because of our highly industrialized modern economy and free higher eduction etc, and on top of that, despite our GDP per capita not being the world's highest, our average living standards and HDI, general happiness and quality of life etc. is among the highest of the world (much higher than the US or England for example). I would much rather live here than in say China, where the total GDP is much higher.

GDP has long been critized in the social sciences, which is why today we often use HDI, GPI, HPI etc. instead.

Some charts:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)_per_capita
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_hour_worked
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Oberyn on August 12, 2014, 10:45:22 am
Americans don't really like per capita GDP or HDI comparisons to other countries, then they have to take into account all the southern and "flyover" states that are almost third world countries.
You shouldn't take Chosen1 seriously when it comes to the whole "US #1" thing, I think it's mostly trolling. Pretty sure he's Puerto Rican or Dominican or something.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Angantyr on August 12, 2014, 11:21:24 am
Yes, the US is somewhat complex in this regard, with great disparity between individual states. Much the same is the case with living standards, the upper and middle classes are pretty well off compared to comparable countries (little in the way of taxation, but also some of the worst public traffic, welfare, health care, schools and exorbiant tuition fees for higher education and together with the UK one of the developed countries with the least social mobility), but the lower classes are destitute in comparison, 15.9 million children live in food insecure households for example, which is just absurd for such a wealthy nation.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Angantyr on August 12, 2014, 11:35:48 am
And of course also the two nations where this myth persist the strongest; that of the self-made man, the American Dream etc.


'Belief in strong social and economic mobility—that Americans can and do rise from humble origins to riches—has been called a "civil religion",[4] "the bedrock upon which the American story has been anchored",[5] and part of the American identity (the American Dream[6]), celebrated in the lives of famous Americans such as Benjamin Franklin and Henry Ford,[4] and in popular culture (from the books of Horatio Alger and Norman Vincent Peale to the song "Movin' on Up"[7]). Opinion polls show that this belief has been both stronger in the US than in years past, and stronger than in other developed countries.[8]
However, in recent years several large studies have found that vertical inter-generational mobility is lower, not higher, in the US than in those countries.[4] Studies differ on whether social and economic mobility has gotten worse in recent years. A 2013 Brookings Institution study found income inequality was becoming more permanent, sharply reducing social mobility.[9] A large academic study released in 2014 found income mobility has not changed appreciably in the last 20 years.[10][11]
'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socio-economic_mobility_in_the_United_States
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Teeth on August 13, 2014, 12:20:29 pm
I'm confused, so who actually is this fat neckbeard?
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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: cup457 on August 13, 2014, 05:08:34 pm
euros still mad cuz we dont steal everything from our citizens and force everyone to pay to make everyone equal
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Chosen1 on August 13, 2014, 05:10:39 pm
numbers and words

it's funny you made all that text but i dont think anyone really cares lol

america #1  8-)

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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: NejStark on August 31, 2014, 07:56:04 pm
How smooth is smooth rich?

He has a christmas tree up in fucking August, thats how smooth.
Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 09, 2014, 05:00:16 pm
To be fair it was actually recorded around Christmas and was only released to the public recently
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Title: Re: SMOOTHRICH CHALLENGES CANARY FOR #1 NA BADMIN OF ALL TIME
Post by: Lord_Kitazawa_of_Voodoo on September 16, 2014, 07:41:38 am
It's relevant to this thread cos they look exactly like Smoothrich in the video. Smoothrich=America? :O

Smoothrich looks more like the kid buying energy drinks, to be honest.  The more your hair recedes, the more you love Linkin Park instead of Teletubbies.  The more your stomach grows, the more you love karaoke and cheap vodka instead of 99 cent energy drinks.

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