Official Black Company Statement To Supreme Commander SQUIDNAUGHT Of The Republic of Squids
"You[The Squids] are bad, I hope you fucking feel bad about being so goddamn bad because I feel bad for how bad you are.
You are so bad they might need to start considering getting GOOD, you damn scrubs.
Yours Truly,
Shadow Master of the Black Company; 187 The Alligator King
Edit: Just realized that I'm very late to the shit slinging contest, oops.