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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Wesleysnipes on July 09, 2014, 12:21:43 am

Title: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: Wesleysnipes on July 09, 2014, 12:21:43 am: Fuck you unholy! Fuck you Black Company!

-for unholy ;)
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 09, 2014, 12:22:22 am: Nigga damn...
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: Wesleysnipes on July 09, 2014, 12:24:16 am: You'll know why. After ;)
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: mrrdhardy on July 09, 2014, 12:40:11 am: visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on July 09, 2014, 12:42:49 am: Quote from: Wesleysnipes on July 09, 2014, 12:21:43 am
Fuck you unholy! Fuck you Black Company!

-for unholy ;)

My name is Unholy and I approve this message.

This thread is dedicated to shitposting. All are welcome to attend. But please.... for god sake.... don't take anything you read here seriously.
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on July 09, 2014, 02:01:06 am: Fuck Black Company..... why you ask? Because Unholy is the slimiest, dirtiest, and sexiest manbeast alive. Women beg him to not shower because his essence is so pure. He walks into a room and they faint. Men's testicles shrivel in the sight of true manhood. When he's not blowing shit up and being an all around super dude he does charity work for ChipN'Dales. If you look up the word "MAN" in the dictionary it shows a picture of Unholy. His genetic material can be found in 30% of the worlds population. He negotiated peace in the Middle East only to convince everyone to start fighting again. He is.... Unholy and a symbol of the greatness of Black Company.

This my friends... is a genuine image of Unholy.....

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Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: SittingBull on July 09, 2014, 02:15:07 am: I am way beyond understanding what the hell is going on in this thread.
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: Switchtense on July 09, 2014, 02:30:15 am: I heard that Black Company actually started WW2.
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on July 09, 2014, 02:33:34 am: Quote from: Switchtense on July 09, 2014, 02:30:15 am
I heard that Black Company actually started WW2.

No... we finished it.
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: Switchtense on July 09, 2014, 02:40:11 am: Yeah.. well.. your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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I'm not really good at this shittalking thing :|
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on July 09, 2014, 02:54:16 am: Quote from: Switchtense on July 09, 2014, 02:40:11 am
Yeah.. well.. your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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I'm not really good at this shittalking thing :|

Let's not be politically correct. My mother was a rat and my father smelt of dingle berries.
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 09, 2014, 03:00:20 am: Hmmmm idk wtf is going on.
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: HarryCrumb on July 09, 2014, 03:15:36 am: fuck dracul
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: Artyem on July 09, 2014, 03:22:48 am: fuck ravens
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: Bryggan on July 09, 2014, 07:03:15 am: Unholy Rolypoly is the nastiest person I ever met. He will eat babies and torture kittens. The only reason we are allied with him and his cohorts are because we are so, so, so terrified of him. Please, someone, rescue us from his madness.
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on July 09, 2014, 06:02:23 pm: Quote from: Bryggan on July 09, 2014, 07:03:15 am
Unholy Rolypoly is the nastiest person I ever met. He will eat babies and torture kittens. The only reason we are allied with him and his cohorts are because we are so, so, so terrified of him. Please, someone, rescue us from his madness.

To e fair I torture babies and eat kittens.
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: Sharpe on July 09, 2014, 06:34:04 pm: One time in a strat battle, unholy was commanding and he called the entire team slackjawed fucking halfwits.. He then proceeded to berate some random acre dude about how his clan is terrible and that 10 of them can't even take a fucking castle wall.
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 09, 2014, 06:35:41 pm: Call him napoleon
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: Voncrow on July 09, 2014, 07:44:24 pm: I heard Unholy Rolypoly unnaturally rolls over.
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: Vengt037 on July 09, 2014, 08:55:19 pm: Dear Squids,
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: Balikar on July 09, 2014, 10:40:16 pm: Quote from: Bryggan on July 09, 2014, 07:03:15 am
Unholy Rolypoly is the nastiest person I ever met. He will eat babies and torture kittens. The only reason we are allied with him and his cohorts are because we are so, so, so terrified of him. Please, someone, rescue us from his madness.

Wait a moment. How is that any different than you clubbing baby seals whenever you get the chance? You CLAIM that people send you to EU, but in all reality, it's a planned excursion to the tundra.

Now that being said, i once saw Unholy pluck every feather off a baby chick and then light it on fire. I believe he was cackling, and saying something about 'Fried chicken' the entire time.
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on July 09, 2014, 11:03:18 pm: Quote from: Voncrow on July 09, 2014, 07:44:24 pm
I heard Unholy Rolypoly unnaturally rolls over.

No... I pretty naturally roll over when faced with underwhelming odds.
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: HardRice on July 10, 2014, 04:05:48 am: There's no Acre/James option in this poll
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 10, 2014, 05:40:46 am: Quote from: HardRice on July 10, 2014, 04:05:48 am
There's no Acre/James option in this poll
I say we ban Wesley for forgetting him/them
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: Garem on July 10, 2014, 09:25:01 am: Unholy at the lesbian bar:

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I don't even know what this means.
Title: Re: Dear BLACK Company
Post by: Bryggan on July 10, 2014, 10:17:26 pm: Quote from: Balikar on July 09, 2014, 10:40:16 pm
Wait a moment. How is that any different than you clubbing baby seals whenever you get the chance? You CLAIM that people send you to EU, but in all reality, it's a planned excursion to the tundra.

Hey, clubbing seals is part of my great Canadian heritage! I do it to stay in touch with my roots. But I don't eat the meat or wear the fur, cuz Pamela Anderson told me not to. I also like the pathetic squeak they make when you hit them.