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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Aderyn on August 21, 2012, 10:22:09 pm

Title: YO TKoV!
Post by: Aderyn on August 21, 2012, 10:22:09 pm
Right back at you.

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Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Havoco on August 21, 2012, 10:23:35 pm
Oh god, here we go again.
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Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on August 21, 2012, 10:32:44 pm
No one cares, Werfried and his peasants will win strat anyway.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Blackzilla on August 21, 2012, 10:49:19 pm
Robert's was cool, this, this is weird.
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Post by: Kirbies on August 21, 2012, 10:51:55 pm
Is that you irl Aderyn?  :lol:
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Post by: Tears of Destiny on August 21, 2012, 10:54:12 pm
Sexy beast right there.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Earthdforce on August 21, 2012, 11:00:34 pm
Your beard is invading your mouth...
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Darkkarma on August 21, 2012, 11:32:29 pm
Hahahah someone should post the video of king peppo hacking that poor sunflower to death.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Visconti on August 21, 2012, 11:53:08 pm
Good! Now, for the love of god, attack us already! i dont think we have had a single real battle with hospitaller all strat.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Aderyn on August 22, 2012, 12:23:03 am
It's our fearless leader.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Spanish on August 22, 2012, 12:59:50 am
That's our glorious leader and master field strategist showing off his war face....sober hahaha
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Ethgar on August 22, 2012, 01:12:44 am
ROFL!!!!   Great, now I'm going to lose sleep for a week!!!  Thank you!!!    J/k.      Sexy beast right there!!!
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: okiN on August 22, 2012, 01:30:17 am
Whoever that is really needs a shave and a haircut.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Aderyn on August 22, 2012, 02:33:22 am
Whoever that is really needs a shave and a haircut.

how dare you
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Chris_P_Bacon on August 22, 2012, 02:35:17 am
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He cleans up quite nicely
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Lt_Anders on August 22, 2012, 02:37:16 am
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He cleans up quite nicely
Lawl bacon. Why are you posting your life on the forum. I had enough of seeing it in TS.(well everyone else did, i only caught the end of it).


 :lol:
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 22, 2012, 02:49:51 am
Elder Free Peasant reaction....

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Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Tanken on August 22, 2012, 02:57:49 am
You look like James Franco

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Except you are definitely uglier!  :P
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 22, 2012, 03:01:23 am
You look like James Franco

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Except you are definitely uglier!  :P

Haha he does! and he is!
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Blackzilla on August 22, 2012, 03:23:10 am
Are we trading photos of each other? Time to take a shirtless pic of my six pack.   :)
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Rhalzo on August 22, 2012, 04:12:43 am
Are we trading photos of each other? Time to take a shirtless pic of my six pack.   :)

Got a six pack of Coke laying around Blackzilla?
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 22, 2012, 04:16:05 am
Are we trading photos of each other? Time to take a shirtless pic of my six pack.   :)

Balton?
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Blackzilla on August 22, 2012, 06:04:03 am
Got a six pack of Coke laying around Blackzilla?
Yes :( , I don't have any pictures of myself, cept for some Foosball ones.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Earthdforce on August 22, 2012, 08:57:44 am
What happened to Poop's real life photo thread anyways?


Edit: found it, look in spam section
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 22, 2012, 09:44:07 am
I saw a photograph of me from year 8... got a 10 year reunion type thing happening, any. Man oh man, rocking a fucking bowl cut. I almost fell of my chair, funniest god damned thing.

The first thought that crossed my mind was "When I get a time machine the first thing I'm doing is punching that kid in the face."
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Peppovitch on August 22, 2012, 06:00:24 pm
Oh man that photo never gets old.  My gf at the time took that pic 20 mins after I woke up.  I can't remember what she said that made me give her the face.   Man was I in need of a shave and haircut, haha.  My shakespeare look was over grown and compromised! That's what WoW did to me 6 years ago.

I may be ugly, but at least I ain't got no money!

Due to popular demand, here is the leper king destroying weeds in the backyard a good 8 years ago.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Lt_Anders on August 22, 2012, 07:10:00 pm
Priceless.  :lol:
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Tanken on August 23, 2012, 02:23:30 am
So.
Much.
Awesome.
In.
One.
Thread.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Bjord on August 23, 2012, 02:32:20 am
My gf at the time took that pic 20 mins after I woke up.

20 minutes after you woke up you were already in front of the computer? While you had a girlfriend? Damn. That is all.

Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Peppovitch on August 23, 2012, 11:18:24 am
20 minutes after you woke up you were already in front of the computer? While you had a girlfriend? Damn. That is all.

Come on now. Can you honestly say you haven't done this? Be your own man, don't get pussy whipped.  :lol:
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Taser on August 23, 2012, 11:33:36 am
The weeds didn't stand a chance.

Weed massacre.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Bjord on August 23, 2012, 11:46:49 am
Come on now. Can you honestly say you haven't done this? Be your own man, don't get pussy whipped.  :lol:

No, when I wake up I take a shower, eat breakfast and brush my teeth. Then I start gaming. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Graf_Hodenschaf on August 23, 2012, 03:17:35 pm
No, when I wake up I take a shower, eat breakfast and brush my teeth. Then I start gaming. :mrgreen:

And then you will tell me you change your underwear daily? :shock:
Breakfast when starting the computer, ok, but shower and brushing ur teeth, what is it good for? You will get smelly and ull sweat when playing games anyway.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Swaggart on August 23, 2012, 03:47:25 pm
Come on now. Can you honestly say you haven't done this? Be your own man, don't get pussy whipped.  :lol:

Hmmm.. pussy or video games. Fuck, that's a hard choice.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: SHinOCk on August 23, 2012, 04:10:11 pm
20 minutes after you woke up you were already in front of the computer? While you had a girlfriend? Damn. That is all.

Typical answer from someone who probably never got laid... Dude the first few months of fucking 2-3 times a day don't last forever... eventually you go on with your old habits and can still have a healthy relationship...

God damned prepubescent kids...
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 23, 2012, 04:50:12 pm
We never fucked 2-3 times a day...one good dicking is all a girl can take for the day. 

That being said, if my wife didn't work nights a few nights every week I'd be forced to grow up and stop playing video games a few nights a week.  Sure I'd still jump on for an hour or two every week, but nothing like the time I put in now.

Say on the weekend, I typically brush my teeth, shower and then I might be on the computer to check my strategus character (all within 20 minutes of waking up). 

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Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Bjord on August 23, 2012, 07:44:00 pm
Typical answer from someone who probably never got laid...

Typical response from someone called ChinCock.

God damned chincocks...
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Tears of Destiny on August 25, 2012, 04:31:17 am
We never fucked 2-3 times a day...one good dicking is all a girl can take for the day. 
I disagree, it depends on the age and sex drives really, early twenties can easily go 5 or more times in a day.

But I'm twelve, what do I know.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Spanish on August 25, 2012, 12:05:26 pm
We never fucked 2-3 times a day...one good dicking is all a girl can take for the day. 


Maybe you're doing something wrong....
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Casimir on August 25, 2012, 06:21:24 pm
Real men fuck each other
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Tears of Destiny on August 25, 2012, 09:33:46 pm
Real men fuck each other

Indeed they do
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Earthdforce on August 26, 2012, 02:49:23 am
I disagree, it depends on the age and sex drives really, early twenties can easily go 5 or more times in a day.
Man, where can I get me a girl like that?!

Tears, you gotta hook me up.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Matey on August 26, 2012, 03:43:19 am
Real men fuck each other

Can you think of anything more manly than two big macho men having sex with each other? no sissy women involved. I'm pretty sure there is nothing more manly (except perhaps even MORE macho men having sex with each other).
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Tears of Destiny on August 26, 2012, 04:33:57 am
Man, where can I get me a girl like that?!

Tears, you gotta hook me up.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
:oops:  You just have to look for the right one :oops:
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Spanish on August 26, 2012, 05:55:21 am
Best advice i ever got was to stop looking the right one kinda just happens
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: genric on August 26, 2012, 06:21:09 pm
Best advice i ever got was to stop looking the right one kinda just happens

Giving thumbs up doesn't give that sentence it's dues. And it's true :)
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Kaelaen on August 28, 2012, 09:39:53 am
One of my favorite parts of the war:

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-idlewind
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Syls on August 28, 2012, 09:42:43 am
One of my favorite parts of the war:

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-idlewind

Was such a pain to clean up  :wink:
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 29, 2012, 06:27:36 pm
Maybe you're doing something wrong....

You motha fucker, I just noticed this!

No I was not doing something wrong...everyone is built differently.  Some vaginas need recovery time after being pounded extensively. 
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Spanish on August 29, 2012, 07:03:16 pm
You motha fucker, I just noticed this!

No I was not doing something wrong...everyone is built differently.  Some vaginas need recovery time after being pounded extensively. 

LoL I was wondering why you were so quiet since you're such a forum whore.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Artyem on September 03, 2012, 11:13:50 pm
James Franco!?
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Hobb on September 04, 2012, 04:41:40 am
aww poor little goretooth got scared and went back home
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Goretooth on September 04, 2012, 02:14:19 pm
aww poor little goretooth got scared and went back home
I'm not the one hiding behind castle walls.   :mrgreen:
Come out and play?
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Joseph Porta on September 04, 2012, 02:34:18 pm
Oh man that photo never gets old.  My gf at the time took that pic 20 mins after I woke up.  I can't remember what she said that made me give her the face.   Man was I in need of a shave and haircut, haha.  My shakespeare look was over grown and compromised! That's what WoW did to me 6 years ago.

I may be ugly, but at least I ain't got no money!

Due to popular demand, here is the leper king destroying weeds in the backyard a good 8 years ago.

Lol! Best shit ever!
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Hobb on September 04, 2012, 06:10:52 pm
I'm not the one hiding behind castle walls.   :mrgreen:
Come out and play?

Haha you mean getting 10's of millions of gold from ur daddy  in the last few weeks so you can actually put up a decent fight in a shitty castle isnt enough? You also want us to come out of our castle?

The funny thing is we watched daddy march up to udiniad, like you dont even try to conceal whats going on.

But i guess its good thing you reatreted back... Pro tip: dont attack with 700 crates on you, unless you enjoy paying for our armies

We had 3k troops worth of weapons b4 the first seige, now we have to move gear to our other castle
 :mrgreen:



Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 04, 2012, 06:29:00 pm
We like indirectly equipping your armies....what would NA do if TKOV's last two castles got taken over?  Back to holding hands and playing grab ass?

No thanks, keep the free XP flowing please.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Hobb on September 04, 2012, 06:56:16 pm
Haha well we neef more xbows huseby :)
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Syls on September 04, 2012, 07:18:19 pm
We like indirectly equipping your armies....what would NA do if TKOV's last two castles got taken over?  Back to holding hands and playing grab ass?

No thanks, keep the free XP flowing please.

Then your tactic of burying us with a ridiculous amounts of huscarls shields almost worked, we only kept a fraction of those. Also that raid you did wouldn't have helped us keep the xp high, I guess we were lucky you were incompetent and decided to do it when we still had plenty of troops left.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Goretooth on September 04, 2012, 07:51:40 pm
Haha you mean getting 10's of millions of gold from ur daddy  in the last few weeks so you can actually put up a decent fight in a shitty castle isnt enough? You also want us to come out of our castle?

The funny thing is we watched daddy march up to udiniad, like you dont even try to conceal whats going on.

But i guess its good thing you reatreted back... Pro tip: dont attack with 700 crates on you, unless you enjoy paying for our armies

We had 3k troops worth of weapons b4 the first seige, now we have to move gear to our other castle
 :mrgreen:
lol how many fiefs did you have before the war?
Hiding behind a castle while we take your fiefs and rearm a pro tip too?
For concealing? what do i have to conceal or to hide from a bunch of cowards in a castle.
At least chaos didn't run away from a fight when the war started.
Btw he didn't give me gold just siege stuff and some weapons.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Hobb on September 04, 2012, 08:14:48 pm
Lol are you this ignorant? You used to be my favorite strat troll, but I think you lost your touch.


How can you call us cowards when you, the largest na faction, bring troops from 2 other equally large factions in fallen n Crusader alliance? I dont know if its cowardly or pathetic that almost everything your clan(for the moment) has in worth is a direct product from the CA.

And since you have an unlimited amount of gold at your disposal and multiple armies from multiple clans in our area, why would we bother holding fiefs we cant use? Who needs goods when we sell your excess gear.

Your complaining now, wait tell you start the seige at alburg.

Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Goretooth on September 04, 2012, 08:18:57 pm
Lol are you this ignorant? You used to be my favorite strat troll, but I think you lost your touch.


How can you call us cowards when you, the largest na faction, bring troops from 2 other equally large factions in fallen n Crusader alliance? I dont know if its cowardly or pathetic that almost everything your clan(for the moment) has in worth is a direct product from the CA.

And since you have an unlimited amount of gold at your disposal and multiple armies from multiple clans in our area, why would we bother holding fiefs we cant use? Who needs goods when we sell your excess gear.

Your complaining now, wait tell you start the seige at alburg.
lol i ain't the one complaining or crying.  :mrgreen: think you been listening to smoothrich too much lately to believe any of that. I did call you a coward come fight me :)
Whos says i'm not trolling now? lol  :twisted:
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Hobb on September 04, 2012, 08:52:31 pm
Meh you had your chance for "fair" field battles, but the odds are too stacked now.

Also, ul b with us next strat right?
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Blackzilla on September 04, 2012, 09:31:18 pm
We like indirectly equipping your armies....what would NA do if TKOV's last two castles got taken over?  Back to holding hands and playing grab ass?

No thanks, keep the free XP flowing please.

I'm still attacking and fighting! I wiped cross off the map!
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Smoothrich on September 04, 2012, 10:28:54 pm
plz siege something.  no more strat battles except UIF inhouse league scrims farming infinite XP on EU for their clan mates alone.

hosps have tons of duped templar gear just go attack stuff so i can own u guys and get XP with tkov and pals since the fights are fun.

Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 04, 2012, 10:35:16 pm
Hey I've been begging our leaders to keep sending in armies...we've had some problems with scheduling as of late.  Ideally we would have chain attacked the castle every single night until we took it.

I think with the announcement of strat 4 coming, a lot of people are less serious about strat 3.  I'd still like to conduct a campaign using the best tactics and strategy possible though.

That and Peppo's been in the process of a move, and it seems like we have a lot less active people in c-rpg these days.  Maybe 20-30 it seems like the nights I play (obviously not at the same time).
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Goretooth on September 05, 2012, 02:41:59 am
Meh you had your chance for "fair" field battles, but the odds are too stacked now.

Also, ul b with us next strat right?
lol why would i wanna be on the side of bunch that hides in castles?
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Blackzilla on September 05, 2012, 02:56:26 am
lol why would i wanna be on the side of bunch that hides in castles?

You're with Hospitaller and last round they hid and made their final stand in a castle, which is what TKoV is trying to do. Chaos is still in the fight!
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Visconti on September 05, 2012, 03:17:13 am
Not really sure how we ran away from a fight, but ok. We fought where we could, but villages are useless when getting invaded, cant send any caravans out. We had already lost a lot defending Odasan, attacking HATE, fighting the Templar's, re-taking Fearichen, and then trying to send help to Chaos. Unlike you guys, we dont have an unlimited supply of gold, so we have to actually manage our resources, we cant send overly equipped armies to their deaths and not care, which is why we are "hiding" in our castles. Believe me, i would love to have some field battles, but we just dont have the resources to spare.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Goretooth on September 05, 2012, 03:36:53 am
You're with Hospitaller and last round they hid and made their final stand in a castle, which is what TKoV is trying to do. Chaos is still in the fight!
Was I with them last round?
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Blackzilla on September 05, 2012, 03:39:11 am
Was I with them last round?
No but hobb indicated (sure it was sarcasm) that y'all would be on his side next round. You said you don't want to be on the same side of someone who hides in a castle, you joined Hosp after they hid in a castle a round before. Therefore you joined sides with someone who hid in a castle. Then again, I'm arguing with someone who betrayed LLJK.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Goretooth on September 05, 2012, 09:19:13 am
No but hobb indicated (sure it was sarcasm) that y'all would be on his side next round. You said you don't want to be on the same side of someone who hides in a castle, you joined Hosp after they hid in a castle a round before. Therefore you joined sides with someone who hid in a castle. Then again, I'm arguing with someone who betrayed LLJK.
LLJK and ATS don't forget  :twisted: However the so called betrayal of LLJK is smoothrich fault. I still game with phantom and a bunch of other LLJK daily can't say the same for smoothrich.  I made it very clear to him while i was in LLJK i would not fight against my friends in hosp and he never got it and expected me to fight against them when the time came.  Two clans two bad leaders. I joined LLJK while gaga was still leader and was fine with that and fine with phantom leading but gaga left and smoothrich took over and sank LLJK.
Hosp lets me do my own thing and that's what i'm good at. Dev can be difficult with others but i like him and love how you all hate him. Makes me like him even more that he makes you all so very mad.  :mrgreen:
If you didn't figure it out i'm a huge troll. I mean who gets kicked out of LLJK and banned most of LLJK while in ats? oh right me  8-)
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Smoothrich on September 05, 2012, 09:54:40 am
Hey that's rude, I didn't care about you fighting with Hosps, even if some other people were paranoid you could leak them info of our Strategus troops and movements.  You simply said that you wouldn't fight against Hosps or LLJK, and support both otherwise and I felt that was good enough compromise. 

Then you signed up against LLJK repeatedly for Hospitaller, with the tag still, even against your own LLJK fief which made me laugh.  So I said meh dude I'm just gonna have to remove you from the Strat faction for the rest of this war, but that I wasn't mad it was just to play the game fair and you'd probably have more fun openly fighting for Hosp anyways.

The truth is not quite as good of a troll for sure, but I don't care either way.  All I care about in this thread is farming XP in Strat in the fun sieges people have been throwing at TKoV, as it's basically all there's left in NA strat besides 1 glorious, victorious "anti-UIF" alliance.  Let TKoV die with honor, let me get back to level 33 after my drunk respec, and let's have something fun to do in cRPG.  Stop Posting, Start Sieging.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Goretooth on September 05, 2012, 09:56:17 am
Hey that's rude, I didn't care about you fighting with Hosps, even if some other people were paranoid you could leak them info of our Strategus troops and movements.  You simply said that you wouldn't fight against Hosps or LLJK, and support both otherwise and I felt that was good enough compromise. 

Then you signed up against LLJK repeatedly for Hospitaller, with the tag still, even against your own LLJK fief which made me laugh.  So I said meh dude I'm just gonna have to remove you from the Strat faction for the rest of this war, but that I wasn't mad it was just to play the game fair and you'd probably have more fun openly fighting for Hosp anyways.

The truth is not quite as good of a troll for sure, but I don't care either way.  All I care about in this thread is farming XP in Strat in the fun sieges people have been throwing at TKoV, as it's basically all there's left in NA strat besides 1 glorious, victorious "anti-UIF" alliance.  Let TKoV die with honor, let me get back to level 33 after my drunk respec, and let's have something fun to do in cRPG.  Stop Posting, Start Sieging.
nah
gonna dance around their castle for awhile haha
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Havoco on September 05, 2012, 10:17:24 am
attack udiniad again plz. my peasants are eager for battle.
Title: Re: YO TKoV!
Post by: Canary on September 06, 2012, 12:09:52 am
attack udiniad again plz. my peasants are eager for battle.

But not, it would seem, the 5925~ soldiers camping out inside. Then again...