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General Discussion / aaaaaa
« on: September 03, 2022, 09:23:38 am »
is this game dead forever?????????????????????????

General Discussion / hey fans
« on: October 20, 2018, 08:18:45 am »

General Discussion / FOR asheram
« on: October 05, 2018, 03:14:49 am »
upper body blows his away
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General Discussion / my sexy girlfirend april just dumps me?
« on: October 04, 2018, 09:17:04 am »
im single ladies........... any of you big booty bitches looking for a  REAL hombre to satisfy your needs (sexually) then hit me up

« on: October 03, 2018, 06:42:17 am »

General Discussion / hey
« on: September 03, 2018, 11:07:23 am »
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

General Discussion / mods on this forumare pussies
« on: April 13, 2018, 06:24:58 am »
why do i get muted for every little thing?? fuck off gaywad grow a fucking nut sack you dumb bitch. im honestly sick of this shit. you little faggots need to fucking stop it. i mean holy shit actually what the fuck is your problem? stupid fucks. bet ill get muted for this too cause these gay baby bitches cant stand anyone being mean to another person. oh no!!! mommyyyyyyyyy waaahhhhhhhhhhh he said something mean to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm honestly fucking SEETHING.

i've saved an estimated $200 on tp, so far, based on my previous usage. the itchiness from weeks 6-7 has largely subsided, though my ass and butthole do feel kind of hot all the time. idk not a huge deal. the smell isn't as noticeable anymore as you pretty much go noseblind to anything pretty quick. the only time i get a little grossed out is when taking a new shit and the existing shit "pores" on my ass open up from having some additional moisture added, and let out this kind of, gone bad protein powder type smell? like when you don't clean out your shaker cup after using it. on week 9, i had to cut a little bit of poop away since i was having a lot of difficulty getting it out of the hard crust that had formed. i just used an old shower sponge and got some out (still haven't wiped so doesn't count).

General Discussion / Who the hell are those fuckin girls man talking shit
« on: January 15, 2018, 11:51:45 pm »
Who the hell do they think they are these rich Boca bitches? They think they can stomp all over the DSL Dark Lord Spaniard, The Man, The Man in Motion, the uh, the the ... MAN GETTER, who can fuckin top that bro? Who deson't want to be with DSL? And you know what, to all the haters on the Internet running their mouth, I bet you wound't say it to my face, you know why? Because if you said it to my face you would get something you don't want to know bro. You would get a fuckin Stone Cold Steve Austin beat down bro. And I swear to God if I saw any of you guys, if I- you know what I'm going to do, how about this you guys? I'm going to hack into your fucking computer and I'm gonna find where you live, I'm gonna come and beat you in your fucking sleep. Don't run your mouth anymore. peace out.

General Discussion / I am so alonely
« on: January 12, 2018, 12:32:25 am »
just want nice girl settle down with get freak under cover play with doodle !! To much ask !!

General Discussion / A little story
« on: January 10, 2018, 03:54:33 am »
During a 1997 advanced private screening of Good Will Hunting, I sexually propositioned Leonard Maltin.

Nothing came of the incident and we both professionally parted ways in January of the following year. It's been nearly twenty years and I haven't really had the proper time or place to discuss what happened. I don't work in the industry (print journalism at the time, specifically entertainment reviews) in any way anymore, so I technically don't have anything to lose by discussing this incident, other than not being believed. I don't particularly care if you all don't believe me, because frankly I just need to get it off my chest.

Leonard was not bad to work with on a day to day basic - and he wasn't ever really touchy-feely or creepy in ANY way, believe it or not. I was a college undergraduate who was lucky enough to intern for the Los Angeles Film Critics Association, which sounds exciting, but it was actually a bit mundane (literally Leonard Maltin was the most exciting part of the job). It mostly involved shadowing advisory board members during film screenings, most of the time was spent jotting notes regarding specific points in the film - I remember having to write down a lot of times (down to the second) for review purposes, etc. Basically, it was training on how to manage your time when you have hundreds of films to re-watch during awards season, which was as bland as it sounds.

The screenings were usually for movies we'd seen a few times, typically the reviewer would watch it on their own and then group up with either an intern or another writer to work out what they were going to report on or use for their end of the year vote discussions. Going with Leonard wasn't a big deal because he was generally a very encouraging guy. I mean it when I say my proposition came out of nowhere. All I did was show him my erect penis.

General Discussion / WHY?!
« on: January 10, 2018, 02:33:10 am »
WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? My one single wish is to be left to my own asexual devices, free from the thorned grip of perverse temptation, unclouded or swayed in my noble search for intellectual playthings of the mind, yet by your hand I am endlessly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will these hands ever feel a woman's swaying weight in their open palms? Will I ever know a plump, ruby pair of lips perched betwixt my ear, whispering, "I want you, I want you now," in that chocolaty croon I know so well from dreamtime? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole, indicating the completed unity of our unhinged sexual impulses?

Life is a constant hell. Day in and out the tired red eyes glaze in some attempt to shield me from these images. I am floating in the blistering heat of my id's vacuum, castrated and blinded by my wretched libido. No wonder I resent women so.

Spam / Hi!
« on: January 05, 2018, 05:24:21 am »
Few things to start off with =]
1. The silver legion is engaged in an intergalactic war with the aldmeri dominion. The aldmeri posses critical technology capable of inseminating the human mind for the sole purpous of harvesting their dreams.
2. I'm Kyle
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not the stereotypical guy. I am a commander of a battalion of light warriors. My mixed species team of intergalactic specialist are trapped in an alternate dimension suspended in a war against the snake king and his time snakes.
4. There are no genitals in 4D.

The Chamber of Tears / stop moving my threads retard
« on: November 14, 2017, 06:20:20 am »
ill fuck u up bitch i got a big boner waiting for ur asshole u stupid my old friend

Spam / poop journal day 2
« on: November 14, 2017, 12:12:59 am »
so far theres only 2 today
however i currently have really bad protein farts so there may be more to come

stay tuned for updated!

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