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"I tripped and fell" isn't apparently just a joke
« on: December 18, 2015, 01:55:30 am »
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3361640/Saudi-millionaire-cleared-raping-teenager-telling-court-accidentally-penetrated-18-year-old-tripped-fell-her.html

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He said: 'I'm fragile, I fell down but nothing ever happened, between me and this girl nothing ever happened.' He said traces of his DNA could have been found in her vagina because of the fall.

After swabs taken from the alleged victim found traces of his semen in her vagina, he said he may have accidentally penetrated her when he fell on her as she pulled him on top of her.

Wonder how much he had to pay the jury.
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Re: "I tripped and fell" isn't apparently just a joke
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2015, 02:52:21 am »
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Is this muslum thread?

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Re: "I tripped and fell" isn't apparently just a joke
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2015, 03:16:30 am »
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You bet your ass it's a muslim thread.
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Re: "I tripped and fell" isn't apparently just a joke
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2015, 04:28:48 am »
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You bet your ass it's a muslim thread.

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Re: "I tripped and fell" isn't apparently just a joke
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2015, 06:44:06 am »
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Re: "I tripped and fell" isn't apparently just a joke
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2015, 08:47:43 am »
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Why was there a trial even? :D

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Re: "I tripped and fell" isn't apparently just a joke
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2015, 10:32:50 am »
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She wasn't wearing a full coverage burqa.
Obviously 18 yr old is at fault.

Stone her.

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Re: "I tripped and fell" isn't apparently just a joke
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2015, 11:09:14 am »
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Someone should trip and fall on his gun and accidentaly shoot him in the head.
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Re: "I tripped and fell" isn't apparently just a joke
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2015, 01:43:24 pm »
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Re: "I tripped and fell" isn't apparently just a joke
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2015, 02:06:18 pm »
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Re: "I tripped and fell" isn't apparently just a joke
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2015, 02:50:37 pm »
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I believe him, tripping and falling into such a small hole with your penis is very hard to do and obviously could not have done it without help, it's disgusting that the girl wants to frame this poor millionaire and just take his cash for "compensation".
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Re: "I tripped and fell" isn't apparently just a joke
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2015, 03:45:01 pm »
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So why was his pants and underwear off?
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Re: "I tripped and fell" isn't apparently just a joke
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2015, 06:07:14 pm »
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Re: "I tripped and fell" isn't apparently just a joke
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2015, 06:07:46 pm »
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Why so surprised, happens all the time to me.
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