Get it, nerds.
EDIT: Because everyone is being a puutie:
In my words!
Warframe is a coop game (up to 4 people) that allows you to be a techno space samurai (complete with taiko music and fucking badassery).
It's PvE, so if you have a thing for beating your friends' skulls to the point of caving in, then this game may not for you. If you have a thing for beating the shit out of hordes of enemies with your friends, then this game may be for you. If you like sabotaging your teammates in order for them to get their heads bashed in, this game may not be for you. But if you like sabotaging your teammates and switch teleport positions as they hit the switch to a long ass elevator so that you get on the thing, but they don't, then this game may be for you.
The games have a random element (environmental dangers, enemy incursions leading to 3 way combat), but the most interesting thing for me is that each type of level is randomly generated with "tiles." Think about L4D2, and how it has random loot generation. Now extrapolate that to the level design, and now you get massive fucking levels for you to shit your pants with (don't worry, there are markers that point towards the end, so if you're like myself and Rhuell who are chronic looters, you know which way to not go).
There is no "tech tree" because fuck that, that's gayer than gay porn. Instead, your 'frame, weapons and character level separately based on "affinity." Your character levels by using your shit. And your shit levels by being used like the dirty hookers they are. As your 'frame and weapons see more use, they will get more "mod capacity," which allows you to stack more mods (in the form of cards), which account for all the damage you do. So fuck Pay2Win, more like Play2Win. You can get shit for irl money, but honestly, if you're on this forum, we all know you have way too much time on your hands anyway, so just fucking play the game and don't shell out cash when you can shell out boolits.
The mods themselves can be improved via "fusion." Contrary to what this implies, the process involves picking a base card that you want to "fuse (read: upgrade)," so you're not actually joining cards to become better, you're picking a base card and using other cards to be assimilated into the card that's basically your best (and only) friend.
You can buy new shit in the market, but they're fucking expensive. This game really pushes being a handyman, so you have to go around beating people to death, to finally acquire a blueprint, which you will then use to bring together the parts for a weapon or new frame. There's a build time, so don't jizz your pants too early. No one ever wins in those situations. Very few level restrictions for weapons and frames, but most of the time you don't get the right stuff because you just got the shit beaten out of you by the latest badmy old friendMcShitShow that came rolling around the corner.
REGARDING WARFRAMES, when you first start, there are three 'frames to choose from. Excalibur, Loki, and Mag.
Since I'm distinctly aware which forum I'm on, hence what player base I'm speaking to, I'll just cover Excalibur.
Excal is a machine. Good balance of hack n' slash and defensive ability. But since we all know that cRPG people don't know how to use the block butan, let's not even worry about that. You will pres butan and things will die (for the first 5 missions or so, if you go alone). Don't listen to the shit descriptions that the games gives you. "GOOD FOR BEGINNERS etcetcetc" eat shit asshole, we ain't no begnerds.
The 'frame I chose, Loki, is focused on stealth and generally being a douchehead to people since he can turn invisible (for 6 seconds, keep your dicks in), and teleport (target restrictions, again, keep your flies zipped). And a couple other things that really aren't as cool to listen to. The most squishy 'frame in the entire game, you'll spend most of your solo missions backtracking with 30 people hot on your heels shooting until the cows come home.
Mag is the black mage, really cool warframe mods that give your caster some serious damage potential. Rhuell uses the Mag frame, and between me squealing like a bitch, and him doing all heavy lifting, everything works out pretty well.
Most of you shitties are going for Excal, and eventually Rhino (yes, Rhino is exactly what you think), which is fine. Since a tank is always welcome to do the party as you'll be taking most of the damage for us.
tl;dr Great game. Get it, nerds.
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Snarky attitude aside, take a moment to appreciate the aesthetics. The use of bloom on this game is ridonk. But that's okay. It's a very visually appealing game, and I think it's really worth checking out. The HUD is minimalist, and you actually have to listen to your coordinator for updates on the situation.
It's in Open Beta, so give it some time to improve. The key is really to NOT grind, and just have a good time playing the game. I'm kind of churning my way towards getting the Ash warframe (yes, stealth based frame), and eventually the Banshee (support/stealth/info gathering role).