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What the F**** they were thinking?
« on: January 04, 2012, 01:46:39 am »
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I have 19 str,21 agi
7athl,7 wm,160 2h points,5 ps
i use sword of war or war cleaver,Haubergeon,Footman's Helmet and Rus cav boots and since new pach i move like i wear plated charger,with 10 weapons,and castle attached to my back.
I need 3 hits with war cleaver to kill bandit archer,nomads i need 2,and they are much,much faster and stronger. Shik sometimes shoot players. :shock:  We cant pass weaboos,bots are killing machines. In older version of mod i killed peasants,bandits,nomads,shik,and black weaboos with one hit.

Combat speed is also slower,but stupid shieldrs are faster,much faster. They swing at me 2-3 times,while i swing once at them. I always get backstabbed. Since when in reality and in game you need to swing 7 times with long war axe to brake a wooden shield? The speed of shielders isn't decreased,but on 2h it is.

I also noticed that i in one round am very,very fast,but on next i barely move with same gear. Also noticed if you pick someones masterwork weapon,and you sheat it,and use your old weapon your weapon will be faster,and you will run faster??????????????????????????????????????????  :shock:

now look at this

war cleaver
weapon length: 120
weight: 3.5
difficulty: 15
speed rating: 92

Sword of War
weapon length: 121
weight: 3
difficulty: 15
speed rating: 93

now tell me why is war cleaver faster than sword of war? What is that crap? Revers this mod to older version and fix this shit.

Also ppl reporting everyone for intention th,even if that was accident. Better put that what is taleworlds using on their servers. if you hit someone,that ammount of dmg you deal to others you get,not to them.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2012, 01:48:18 am by Mlekce »

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Re: What the F**** they were thinking?
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2012, 01:49:11 am »
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What is the purpose of writing F*** when everyone knows you mean fuck anyway.

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Re: What the F**** they were thinking?
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2012, 01:50:24 am »
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What is the purpose of writing F*** when everyone knows you mean fuck anyway.

He wrote F****

Fuck knows what word he means.

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Re: What the F**** they were thinking?
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2012, 01:50:29 am »
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Not to get banned? Or get some penalty point,or you might change name of topic if it is without cencorship.

One more thing. Fuck you chadz,i am so mad. Fix this.

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Re: What the F**** they were thinking?
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2012, 01:51:51 am »
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"What the Fancypants they were thinking?"   :?

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Re: What the F**** they were thinking?
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2012, 01:53:45 am »
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Anger management?
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Re: What the F**** they were thinking?
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2012, 02:08:09 am »
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He wrote F****

Fuck knows what word he means.

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Re: What the F**** they were thinking?
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2012, 02:09:56 am »
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F**** = Frack

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Re: What the F**** they were thinking?
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2012, 02:12:47 am »
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Re: What the F**** they were thinking?
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2012, 02:14:39 am »
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What is the purpose of writing F*** when everyone knows you mean fuck anyway.

fucking oath!

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Re: What the F**** they were thinking?
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2012, 02:19:39 am »
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To the OP: One thing that you need to remember is that this is a mod, it isn't even your mod. You're not doing any of the developing, any of the work. You simply play this mod that chadz has been so kind as to share with us.

There have been several significant changes since I have started playing. Throughout all of these transition periods people have bitched and moaned about it. Players will adapt, they always do. I suggest that you show some respect for the maker of this mod rather than ream him out for doing what HE wants with HIS mod.

On a side note; I was wondering, chadz, do you play the mod at all? I played LOTRO for several years and realized that their game turned to shit because none of the developers actually played the game. I think it's a good idea for a developer to play his own game, at least a little, in order to know what NEEDS to be changed and to understand fully what is working and what is not. I'm just curious is all.

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Re: What the F**** they were thinking?
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2012, 02:21:29 am »
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Re: What the F**** they were thinking?
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2012, 03:58:25 am »
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What is the purpose of writing F*** when everyone knows you mean fuck anyway.
That was one of the only things I was even able to decipher from his post, regardless of that being the only time he actively took steps to hide his meaning. Those first few sentences gave me a headache.
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Re: What the F**** they were thinking?
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2012, 04:23:44 am »
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That was one of the only things I was even able to decipher from his post, regardless of that being the only time he actively took steps to hide his meaning. Those first few sentences gave me a headache.

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Re: What the F**** they were thinking?
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2012, 04:35:14 am »
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chadz doesnt fix things. He simply creates things you love and enjoy, then destroys them just them just to make you rage.

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