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General Off Topic / Re: Am I racist? 2.0
« on: June 19, 2018, 11:02:04 pm »
Angantyr & Bloberyn are slowly but surely making me a god damn white supremacist. By the time Bannerlord is out I'll probably sound like Panos.
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... and all the other things floating around out there / Re: Battle Brothers: cRPG Edition
« on: June 19, 2018, 02:06:27 pm »
Thx for the tips. The story continues.
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General Off Topic / Re: Am I racist? 2.0
« on: June 17, 2018, 05:59:52 pm »34
... and all the other things floating around out there / Re: Battle Brothers: cRPG Edition
« on: June 15, 2018, 11:25:29 am »
Reserved.
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... and all the other things floating around out there / Battle Brothers: cRPG Edition
« on: June 15, 2018, 11:24:12 am »
I know there's already some old thread about this but I'm gonna be regularly updating my cRPG adventures here. Its a sweet little game about having your own band of mercenaries and going around doing contracts, killing things, escorting caravans, etc.
Here's the starting lineup (consisting of my old friends/Bandits ofc but as I move along and they inevitably perish in this dangerous world I recon there will be some familiar EU cRPG faces coming along as mercenaries):
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First task was to hunt down a certain brigand called Hoggart the Weaserl and his band of cutthroats. Unfortunately we lost our dear brother Bruno the Brainfart:
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After having a toast in his name we replaced him with another old brother in arms who used to spend his time with a bunch of morons wearing white & green but for this occasion he rejoined us, just like the good old days:
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A few successful skirmishes followed, first against some werewolves and then against some brigands. During our travels we've met the cheapest mercenary ever to live in this harsh world. He was so cheap (only 35 gold pieces for his service, a quiver of 10 arrows costs more) that we took pity on him and allowed him to join us in our travels.
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Unfortunately his "adventures" didn't last long. Next day we were attacked on our way by some random brigands and the last one standing just crushed our new friend with a single blow of his mighty morningstar:
Having buried him we continued our way to an old ruined fort filled with some thieves who stole an important artifact that we were contracted to retrieve.
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The fort was cleared, artifact restored, not a single loss. Upon our way back the troubles began. Having a killer on the run in your Warband is always risky.
.........and decisions have to be made: .............for better or for worse: .
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.....fortunately this world is full of potential adventures of all kinds:
...full party atm:
.....finally a battle without casualties !
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After successfully retrieving a stolen talisman from some bandits we decided to clear abandoned ruin filled with some orcish younglings....we lost our beggar:
...so we decided to finally fill our ranks as much as we can. As if the gods of war heard our campfire talks:
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Later in town we took a new contract and finally accomplished our ambition:
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Adventures await.
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First chadz's battle was also his last:
...so a decent replacement was found right away:
...this Warband is really like a family, no matter the differences in......well, no matter the differences:
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The Warband ventured into Fasader's homeland territory:
......where many dangers await for those who are mad enough to enter: .....our lineup was strong & brave: .....but balding italian midget still went to his grave: .
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Since this wild land has germanic names & toponyms it would be appropriate to have Turkomanic warriors joining us:
During battle against the undead our dwarven friend got several wounds, one even got infected: .....we managed to patch him up in a nearby village temple but little did we know that our next contract involving killing some brigands will be his last: .....so we needed another brave Turkoman to fill his dwarven boots: .
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A few successful skirmishes followed, without any losses until........so there was another new face added into our ranks - . During our fighting against direwolves and germanic vampires two strange things happened (the loss of Reyiz is none of those, it was to be expected): Dadovinchi got swallowed by one of the creatures but we killed it and he dropped out of its belly covered in shit......and this: .....Bloberyn is a strange & dangerous warrior both in real life & virtual.
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Our next contract was to venture into a crypt full of undead:...and when we got there..........not a single brother perished. We are turning into a force to be reckoned with.
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Another strange incident occurred on our way to the next quest - some peasant mob decided to lynch a guy for his.....love for fruit:
....ofc we couldn't allow that to happen: ....so we took the sick bastard in with us as a reserve:
...and boy did we do the right thing - right in our next fight cleaning a den of evil filled with well armed rogues & brigands we lost our toothless Latvian:.....it was one of the hardest battles so far, they were well equipped and beside slaughtering one they wounded half of our Warband.......and so the Melon Shagger stepped into the front line.
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A bit later along the road:
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Our next battle was a big one against the undead:
...but brave Warband's shieldwall prevailed.
On our way back:
....there are some things in this world no one can change.
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In any case: we fulfilled another ambition:
...and continued our voyage filled with dangers:
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Finally - our own Battle Standard:
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While escorting a caravan:
...I guess (being french and all that) Bloby simply couldn't reach the bloody cow:
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Our brave shieldwall can withstand attacks from numerous creatures:
...which makes it easier to fulfill our ambitions:
...but ofc having Turks in your party is always problematic:
...not that the others are any better:
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Our biggest fight so far, in terms of numbers:
...but we're too good for those brainless beasts: Some more renown: ....and finally - the 13th warrior joined us: Having cultist & zealots in your party doesn't always work as intended:
To be continued.....
Here's the starting lineup (consisting of my old friends/Bandits ofc but as I move along and they inevitably perish in this dangerous world I recon there will be some familiar EU cRPG faces coming along as mercenaries):
(click to show/hide)
.
.
First task was to hunt down a certain brigand called Hoggart the Weaserl and his band of cutthroats. Unfortunately we lost our dear brother Bruno the Brainfart:
(click to show/hide)
.
.
After having a toast in his name we replaced him with another old brother in arms who used to spend his time with a bunch of morons wearing white & green but for this occasion he rejoined us, just like the good old days:
(click to show/hide)
.
A few successful skirmishes followed, first against some werewolves and then against some brigands. During our travels we've met the cheapest mercenary ever to live in this harsh world. He was so cheap (only 35 gold pieces for his service, a quiver of 10 arrows costs more) that we took pity on him and allowed him to join us in our travels.
(click to show/hide)
.
Unfortunately his "adventures" didn't last long. Next day we were attacked on our way by some random brigands and the last one standing just crushed our new friend with a single blow of his mighty morningstar:
(click to show/hide)
.
.
(click to show/hide)
.
.
The fort was cleared, artifact restored, not a single loss. Upon our way back the troubles began. Having a killer on the run in your Warband is always risky.
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
.
.....fortunately this world is full of potential adventures of all kinds:
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
.
.
After successfully retrieving a stolen talisman from some bandits we decided to clear abandoned ruin filled with some orcish younglings....we lost our beggar:
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
.
Later in town we took a new contract and finally accomplished our ambition:
(click to show/hide)
.
Adventures await.
.
.
First chadz's battle was also his last:
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
.
The Warband ventured into Fasader's homeland territory:
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
.
Since this wild land has germanic names & toponyms it would be appropriate to have Turkomanic warriors joining us:
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
.
A few successful skirmishes followed, without any losses until.....
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
.
.
Our next contract was to venture into a crypt full of undead:
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
.
.
Another strange incident occurred on our way to the next quest - some peasant mob decided to lynch a guy for his.....love for fruit:
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
...and boy did we do the right thing - right in our next fight cleaning a den of evil filled with well armed rogues & brigands we lost our toothless Latvian:
(click to show/hide)
.
.
A bit later along the road:
(click to show/hide)
.
.
Our next battle was a big one against the undead:
(click to show/hide)
On our way back:
(click to show/hide)
.
In any case: we fulfilled another ambition:
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
Finally - our own Battle Standard:
(click to show/hide)
.
While escorting a caravan:
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
.
Our brave shieldwall can withstand attacks from numerous creatures:
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
.
Our biggest fight so far, in terms of numbers:
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
To be continued.....
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General Off Topic / Re: Is Islam not a religion of peace or is it simply a religion at war?
« on: June 14, 2018, 03:06:02 pm »Islam is a religion of peace, in fact it's probably more peaceful than any other religion. What you racist alt right Pepe meme warriors fail to consider is that they only respond to a millennia of western oppression starting with the crusades. But of course, that goes right over your privileged white heads and as usual, you have zero capacity to empathize with people who look different from you.
Nice obvious troll, but I'm still gonna take the bait. Why did the Crusades happen again? Almost as if it was in response to hundreds of years of mudslime invasion and conquests hmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMM.
I sense a new friendship in the making. Or maybe even old mercenary comradeship being reforged & reinforced.
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General Off Topic / Re: Am I racist? 2.0
« on: June 14, 2018, 02:29:47 pm »Would you say my views are...problematic?
Don't know about your views but I'm curious about one thing: there's like 35 people left on this forum and like 20 of them are actively reading/posting in this racist thread and half of them are Americans.....why on Earth are you wasting your already deteriorating health to argue with them and prove......whatever you're trying to prove ?
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... and all the other things floating around out there / Re: XCOM 2
« on: June 08, 2018, 07:14:50 pm »39
General Discussion / Re: post urself irl
« on: June 04, 2018, 06:33:28 pm »40
General Off Topic / Re: Am I racist? 2.0
« on: May 27, 2018, 09:57:40 am »That Angantyr is aggressive because he's not a sexy lad.
Apparently Angantyr has women jumping all over him IRL, so many that he wears a shield with him all the time. I don't think even exotically-featured Bloberyn can say the same, except if there's a lot of female suicide jumpers in Paris.
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... and all the other things floating around out there / Re: Mordhau
« on: May 27, 2018, 08:49:07 am »
Bloberyn's fate in future online gaming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhfW2ju9EME&feature=youtu.be&t=364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhfW2ju9EME&feature=youtu.be&t=364
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Announcements / Re: Donkey Crew is back!
« on: May 25, 2018, 11:38:48 am »44
Announcements / Re: Donkey Crew is back!
« on: May 24, 2018, 08:02:12 pm »Maybe someone else is as insane as me and will try to reason with you.
You're the only one, kiddo.
Time to chug cold Lidl Perlenbacher and beat my wife so I feel better.
Once you're done with her - send her to me. She'll do good.
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Announcements / Re: Donkey Crew is back!
« on: May 24, 2018, 12:59:42 pm »I work at a pensioners fund. I got a BSc (Hons) in Business Administration and also and acountant degree from the Organization of Vocational Education and Training. My main task is the ''bookkeeping'' and overall the complete technological overhaul of the fund.
I do make a lot of photocopies thats true if you understand what am i talking about
I have finished uni 7 years ago (degree in Business Informatics). I've been working in corporate business as a senior business intelligence specialist and project manager for quite a few years now. I've worked everything from developing software and databases all the way to the business, data and managerial shtick of things. Been in this "trade" for more than a decade.
Jesus F. Christ, you boys make me feel useless like tits on a nun.