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Game Admin Feedback / Elderly Woman

« on: June 27, 2015, 03:17:39 am »

She doesn't have a topic.

Absolute shit mod. GG 1/10.

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Game Admin Feedback / Please ban joan and demod Elderly_Woman

« on: June 27, 2015, 03:12:45 am »

I'm very pissed right now.

So on strat battle, everything is honkey dorey today. Well, Joan is manning the catapult, and I spawned right next to the catapult. I saw her struggling with finding the block thing, and had it on my screen, so thought "I'll help" and started to pull the block back. No big deal, right? Just helping her move the block so she can fire the catapult.

Well Joan is apparently a bitch. She just charges at me and attacks me with her long axe. I spam qqq qqq qqq  qqq but no ones helping so I just run away with half health. I was just like "wooooow, she really is a bitch about the catapult, but whatever." END OF SCENE.

Ok, fast forward 10 minutes.

I spawn by catapult again. Joan is still there. I LOOK at the catapult from like 10 feet away, I wasn't even going to go over there, I was just kinda staring at her. She IMMEDIATELY CHARGES AND ATTACKS ME ON SIGHT. WHAT THE FUCK. I start trying to backpedal and run as she spams attacks. She breaks my shield, and I keep running. She literally chases me halfway to the castle as I'm running for my life trying to survive. She kills me. I press ctr m and report her once. (should have spammed it 5 times, oh well).

So I respawn and immediately say "JOAN WTF WOW MOD PLEASE KICK OR BAN HER" and IMMEDIATELY I get kicked by that dumbass cunt mod elderly_woman. wooooow.

I log back in, spawn, and am immediately BANNED.

WHAT THE FUCK PLEASE BAN JOAN AND DEMOD ELDERLY. She is a shit mod and I wasn't able to participate in a battle because of the two fuckers. Thanks a lot guys.


P.S. I'm sure nothing will happen as the admin community is entirely incompetent, just like every other warband server I've ever played.

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cRPG Technical problems / What is the truth about XP?

« on: June 26, 2015, 05:31:42 pm »

Yes, I have searched the forums for an answer to this. However, many of the posts date back to previous versions and almost every reply about this issue contradicts each other. I want a straight, honest, answer that everybody KNOWS is real.

What is the highest level possible?

In previous versions it appears to be 35, however some people now say 36-37. Some say that you cannot reach 38 because a cap is set on XP. Others say it is possible, but you must spend 500 years to do it. And yet others say that your stats reset or something after a certain point...

So what is the HIGHEST possible level you can possibly ever reach without hitting a cap or having your stats nerfed?

NO RUMORS PLEASE. NO STORIES ABOUT KESH OR CRPG LORDS. I just want the facts from a crpg tech expert.

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Spam / This topic will crash your internet :D

« on: June 25, 2015, 07:53:12 pm »

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General Off Topic / Will Catelyn Stark be Back for the Finale?

« on: June 13, 2015, 05:27:09 pm »

I believe so. Major spoilers ahead.

1. In the trailer for episode 10, they show a brief scene of moat cailin, and there is a mysterious figure dramatically staring at it from afar. So far the only major characters even remotely close to moat cailin are : ____ also, it is held by the Boltons, and if you read the books... You know what I mean.

2. In the credits on IMBD, they had a brief few days in which Catelyn's actor played a "hooded woman" in S5E10.... who might that be? Also they IMMEDIATELY brought it down a day or two later. Odd.

3. Lena Heady made a "stone heart" on instagram. Grasping at straws there but hey, still something.

4. If she appeared in the finale, it would match up with the current timeframe.

5. They showed both the Freys and the Brotherhood without banners in the kickoff looking back part of season 5. Why would they do that, unless they are both about to become important to the story...

6. Both the Freys and the BwB oddly dissapeared for 2 seasons...

7. The BwB currently has played almost no role in the storyline besides being more people for Arya to argue with, so I think the writers have something more in mind for them.

8. Wouldn't it be soooo ironic if Brienne spent a whole season outside Winterfell trying to get Sansa and then Catalyn herself appears and tells Brienne to go on another mission... These types of ironies have appeared at every possible point in the show really-Martin and the writers looove ironies.

9. The actor roster for season 6 looks like the Freys are gonna be back in business.... And why would that be? To keep cleaning the bloody floors of the Crossing?

10. Martin himself said "she will play a big part in the future storyline."

What do you think?
P.S. I'm actually not trolling on this topic, I think she will make an appearance.

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Strategus Issues / The map is broken...

« on: June 11, 2015, 10:30:11 pm »

Is it just me or is the map super annoying and glitchy suddenly?

It is almost impossible to use.

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Diplomacy / --Palagor Pact--

« on: June 11, 2015, 04:40:06 pm »

After much chaos, some bloodshed, and the creation of new enemies and allies, I would like to help settle everything down.

1. The Empire of Palagor declares its independence and is allied to no faction.

2. The village of New Dashbigha shall not be attacked by any faction unless aggressive actions are taking by the Empire of Palagor against said faction. Any violation of this will result in the attacker being an ultimate shitlord.

3. The village of New Dashbigha, as well as all of its possessions as of June 9, 2015, shall be returned to the Empire of Palagor. Until this is done, the Empire of Palagor will act in a hostile manner towards the owner of the fief and/or possessions.

4. The Empire of Palagor will act neutrally towards all factions unless aggressively acted upon.

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Diplomacy / Moonshines Road to War

« on: June 10, 2015, 06:03:57 am »

Last night, less then 15 minutes after a fief transfer, the rogue moonshine attacked the village of new dashbigha. I therefore declare the Empire of Palagor an enemy of the bootleggers, and if new dashbigha should fall, I will exhaust every resource in an attempt to reclaim it, and I shall not agree upon any peace terms until the criminal is stopped. I humbly ask all to join the fight against him to end this "war" before it begins.

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General Off Topic / American elections 2016

« on: June 10, 2015, 12:24:02 am »

Discuss.

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Strategus General Discussion / Can EU please stop playing? I mean no offence, please read.

« on: June 08, 2015, 04:50:37 pm »

It is quite obvious the EU strat is very broken.

So can you EU players please be kind enough to not play strat? (or at least don't start EU battles). It is already getting annoying to have to scroll through a bunch of glitched EU battles to see the 1 or 2 NA battles about to happen. I imagine this issue would get very annoying eventually if EU players continue to start glitched battles.

Thank you for your time, and thank you for your understandment, I wish all you EU players a strat 6 soon! 

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cRPG Technical problems / --ALERT-- DTV is broken!

« on: June 02, 2015, 01:40:45 am »

The peasents are all level 200! What is going on!


no, really, they are running like 50 mph and swinging weapons like they have at least 500 wpf.

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Strategus Issues / HELP my troops are dissapearing!

« on: June 01, 2015, 03:15:52 am »

I believe I have encountered a bug.

10 of my troops just DISSAPEARED. Like, one hour I had 123, the next hour I had 114.

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Strategus General Discussion / I'm making lots of silver and I don't know why?

« on: June 01, 2015, 02:18:33 am »

Ok, so I am making like 5-30 silver an hour, and I have NO IDEA why.

1. Its not from ticks. My ticks are set to produce troops and has not reached its cap.

2. I have no fiefs.

3. I do have some items in the tc, but none of them have sold every time I check.

4. Sultans Gaurd DOES owe me 200 because of a mercenary contract that they never paid, but it says they still didn't pay me anything.

So.... why is my silver going up? I mean, I'm not complaining, just confused. 

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Strategus General Discussion / What is crafting and how is it done?

« on: May 30, 2015, 02:10:00 am »

I see alot of people saying things like "crafting is the only way to be succsesful, its so cheap" and stuff, and Im confused as to how to do it. There arent any guides on the internet reguarding this.

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Strategus General Discussion / What is the point of a faction?

« on: May 29, 2015, 04:44:11 pm »

So you have a color on the map? Because I don't get what factions are for when we have clans.