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Diplomacy / Re: Business As Usual

« on: July 04, 2013, 06:34:24 am »

Having roused from another long night of drinking and stumbled (and possibly stubbled?) homoerotic confusion, the White Knight fully awoke to the sounds of a nearby Squire shouting about something. The White Knight approached the Squire known as Havelle and in the most polite and eloquent way asked "WUSS ALL 'ISH SHIT THEN."

Havelle replied with the message relayed to him earlier, "Cikel Le Mallard and Caliph Apollo Le Le have sent a message to the kingdom of Rindyar that they are leaving the Kingdom of Frisia."

"Wow those cuntqueens," replied an upset Knight.

"They have foreseen a conflict of internal strife and called to action for something to be able to fix such a great problem." The White Knight has now noticed that Havelle has been talking exclusively to his hands, not having looked up since the Knight had yelled at him earlier. Havelle's hands also featured many splinters that appear to have possibly been causing some health concerns. The White Knight considered mentioning the issue, but thought the better of himself and came to the conclusion that the Squire was simply working hard. Extremely hard. In the woodwork.

"Is that the result of you and the Gay Knight?" the White Knight asked, hoping not to startle him.

"W-what? N-no, not at all! I have just been working hard, trying to keep the kingdom stable. Do you think he would notice me though, fufu~?"

"...Sure, why not. About these issues however; do they appear to be working themselves out?"

"Well we are not quite sure," Havelle replied, still not looking up from his hands. "The Gay Knight and Sandersson the Autistic appear to have been addressed by the two leaving Caliphates. They do not quite know how to address it."

"What a dreadful time to live in, where an entire kingdom has not a way to fix its own internal conflicts. It makes me question its entire integrity. Surely the collective must be strong enough to band together and fix these problems, and find the strength to overcome such ignorant claims upon our just ruling. The Frisian Freedom has fought long and hard to maintain its legitimacy amongst a group maintained almost exclusively through inbreeding and shitflinging. These men have no right to rule a kingdom. I must go find our leaders now, for surely there is a solution that we are not seeing."

"Yes sir, you have an inspiring message, go with haste and great luck."

"Whatever my old friend, cya," replied the White Knight, "after that I'm fucking the first thing I find."

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Diplomacy / Re: Daruvian's Christian Gaming Foundation for Homosexual Youths Military Alliance

« on: April 17, 2013, 06:56:11 am »

I am only saddened by this loss as it means that Timmy's Cavalcade of Mad Bad Cuntmy old friend Lads for the Preservation of Skill
could not join.

Truly a tragedy.

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Diplomacy / Re: The facts and Frisia's current position

« on: January 23, 2013, 08:37:01 am »

Hey Shik suck a dick

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Beginner's Help and Guides / Use own banner

« on: December 05, 2012, 06:56:45 am »

Just out of curiosity, if I were to make my own banner, how would I go about sending it to someone in the registry so I could use it?

I wanted to make one for a fun little Alt, and he would kind of be based around the banner, but it wouldn't be offensive and whatnot in any way. It would be an easy banner to make, so I could do it myself.

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Strategus General Discussion / Re: Common sense

« on: December 03, 2012, 04:25:10 pm »

The views expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of, and should not be attributed to, Nerds

Good, almost offended me there for a second.

Regardless, I just hate how ladders work in the current time, as it looks stupid and does a somewhat stupid thing for the cheap. I wouldnt mind if there were anti-cav measures possible for a decent price and something that didnt look so gatdang retarded.

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Strategus General Discussion / Re: Common sense

« on: December 03, 2012, 06:23:40 am »

Last post, in those battles spawns were NOT blocked from being spawn capped. Ladders were set up as a perimeter to help defend cav, I can come into your TS at some later point in time to explain to you the difference since my mighty master Tydeus has requested my silence.

In this battle it was different. It blocked the spawn flags for a couple minutes. I'm just saying this needs to be decided, either as a group of admins/mods or as a community whether or not this is bannable, reportable, etc.

To intentional bug flags so attack/defense cannot cap your flags, is against the rules and falls under the common sense policy. Using ladders to help defend against cav has been non-officially ruled as gay not illegal!

Well then ya'll broke the rules brah

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Strategus General Discussion / Re: Common sense

« on: December 03, 2012, 06:17:32 am »

This exactly. Frisian dudes are trumping this up as if we were

1) Doing this all round
and
2) Doing this in an effort to win
and
3) Even cared about winning enough to cheat


When in reality, we got down to about 100 tickets and said "f*ck it, let's waste all the gear". No more, no less.

This happened on both sides of the NH-Hero Party battle as well, so it's not like nobody else is doing it. I'm just saying this is a particular bad incident because it blocked the spawn flags.

Blocking the spawn flags is the important part.

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Strategus General Discussion / Re: Common sense

« on: December 03, 2012, 06:16:02 am »

Timmy from what I'm hearing and seeing my faction being accused of, is that we may have done this ladderblocking our flags once. I'm almost sure it was just us wasting gear but whatever you wanna say, say it. They also have banned people for "cheating" in NA. So don't pull the devs dont care about this side of the map card. Now I'm biased towards those guys ban since I liked them, but they were banned for what the Devs called cheating.

I really cannot understand what you are saying. If you are saying you were accused of ladderblocking, then yes you were, and yes you guys did it. It didn't matter, since it just wasted gear for both parties, but it just needs to be established whether this is OK, not OK, bannable, gay, etc. I've determined it's gay, but that's my side of the coin and I'm no admin nor an amazing player.

It's actually ruining battles just for spectacle because ladders lying everywhere looks just plain retarded, let alone for balance reasons.

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Strategus General Discussion / Re: Common sense

« on: December 03, 2012, 06:08:19 am »

Just thought I'd post and back up the fact that the ladders were in fact blocking the flags. I'm waiting for the screencap, but I couldn't grab one in time.

Either ladders need to be accepted as a legitimate form of blocking. Then the smaller factions are going to be hit even harder because this is will be another form of defense that they will have to spend on in order to become a decent strat threat. That's more gold for the smaller folks, which is going to hit them hard and the established clans are going to be even stronger. If that's what happens then fine, because I'm not the deciding factor on this. I will say however, that it is very very stupid and the dumbest thing I've seen in this game. 10/10 would nerdvirgin again.

If it's not accepted then the people doing said ladder blocking need to be banned for at least a few days. This is horse shit. This is intentional bug exploiting.

chadz doesn't give a shit because we're NA and we don't matter.

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Faction Halls / Re: The Frisian Freedom: Recruiting NA

« on: November 27, 2012, 09:15:05 pm »

Jesus Christ what happened in this thread. It's like a danger zone.

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Beginner's Help and Guides / Re: Solid Builds

« on: November 27, 2012, 09:12:53 pm »

Aight thanks man. I don't like sitting back, so we'll see what I pick!

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Beginner's Help and Guides / Re: Solid Builds

« on: November 26, 2012, 07:21:59 pm »

Just out of curiosity, I'm trying to decide between the viability of a 1H thrower (which I currently am) versus a 2h Xbow.

What would be a decent build for 2h Xbow? I've been using NH's 1h thrower build currently with long arming sword and axes, with heavy round for shielding.

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Faction Halls / Re: The Pale Horsemen (Recruiting NA)

« on: October 30, 2012, 08:42:10 am »

We gon' get 'em.

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General Discussion / Re: Black Helmet appreciation thread

« on: October 30, 2012, 08:35:20 am »

OAKLAND RAIDERS HELM BEST HELM NA 2012

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Suggestions Corner / Re: Heirloom Heraldic Horses, Heraldic Lances, Color Helms, 1350 A.D. submods

« on: October 29, 2012, 01:55:55 am »

Install .exe's broken for me. Doesn't matter as long as I know where to put the mod.xml files. Where do those go gents?