I challenge Fin to a beer mug duel.
in lederhosen
reason why:
He banned me yesterday for no reason actually. He is constantly kicking me and keeps banning me for nothing, no warnings and no excuses.
If he claims he banned me for multiple double and triple spawnings combined with mutliple couch lance teamkills, dont believe him.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Krems School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Mercs, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained gorilla and I’m the top thrower in the entire Crpg Force. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Berr Mug combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Krems Armory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
PS: I don't have beermugs
can u pls gieb?
PPS: BFF forever.
