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Strategus => Mercenary Recruitment => Topic started by: tankmen on July 29, 2011, 12:23:54 am

Title: so it would seem...
Post by: tankmen on July 29, 2011, 12:23:54 am
as i tried to leave by boat after the battle of Buillin, a number of 400 ninjas attacked my 19 knights and I, 400 to 20? ha best way to start my morning! make no mistake the ninjas shall take our lives but at what cost is yet to be seen.


I shall only be hiring 19 who will FOR SURE  show up so i may only sign up clan members and the like, so please PM for this epic fight.


Best part about only needing to supply 20, plates really cheap  :lol: so are plated horses  :mrgreen:


The victorious ninjas shall have the reward of 200 padded leather i forgot to sell/transfer. Our reward shall be glory the likes of which any knight would seek to achieve.



i expect a glorious death charge, to be spitted upon pikes and pierced with arrows and bolts.


Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Babelfish on July 29, 2011, 12:27:01 am
=D
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on July 29, 2011, 12:31:58 am
Fear the wrath of our ninja death squads.
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Torak on July 29, 2011, 12:36:06 am
we do not seek rewards or glory we strike when you sleep the only thing we want is to place your head at Plazek's feet
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: tankmen on July 29, 2011, 12:45:22 am
pity i cant bring 100 ninja heads to any ones feet, one ill be dead, and 2 the heads were useless when attached they are even more so then
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Torak on July 29, 2011, 12:49:48 am
you can kill 399 of us we dont care we do what it takes to complete our misson nothing else matters but i say this i do respect your order for your resolve
may your next life be moar kind to you
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: ManOfWar on July 29, 2011, 12:59:25 am
If I can be there.. I will :D

and make it fair ninjas, only enlist your own men!
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Torak on July 29, 2011, 01:04:04 am
why fight fair when we can strike from the dark why fight fair when we can outnumber you some day it might be the otherway around then you will have the pleasure of doing the same to us untill then we fight dirty cuz we are ninjas honor is for knights and samurais
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on July 29, 2011, 01:17:39 am
What my esteemed colleague is trying to say(learn to use punctuation!!!!) :

We are clan Ninja.
We do not fight with your twisted sense of honor. We strike through the shadows. We hit you while you're weakest. We are the knife in the darkness. And we fight with whatever means we have disposable.

Clan Ninja honors its oaths to the letter. And we are sworn blades of the 22nd. And we will fight anyone who threatens our and 22nds, and their various allies sovereignity.
As Torak so aptly said. We are not knights. We do not have your twisted sense of honour. We do not fight for pleasure. We fight because honour demands it. And if some of us are to die, we walk to the halls of death with humble hearts and with our honour intact.

As one of my favourite authors said. "Buillin fought valiantly. Buillin fought nobly. Buillin fought honorably. And Buillin lost."

- Ninja_Khorin, Keeper of Traditions.
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Thick on July 29, 2011, 01:36:05 am
Ah, I'll be at work :(
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Torak on July 29, 2011, 01:42:31 am
:(
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: tankmen on July 29, 2011, 01:47:10 am
DAMN WORK THICK GLORY AWAITS YOU
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Reinhardt on July 29, 2011, 02:23:08 am
And old knight would be happy to take as many of those ninjas as possible before falling.
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: CtrlAltDe1337 on July 29, 2011, 03:09:12 am
Haha knights vs ninjas this looks awesome.  I hope the ninja clan uses only ninja gear, it would be a shame to see claymores and board shields.  This could turn into the coolest (or, nerdiest) fight in strategus ever if done right.
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on July 29, 2011, 03:47:47 am
Won't happen unfortunately, due to the crusade against everything exotic. Katana's are expensive and horrible for anything else than duelling.

And an army of katana wielders can not win even one plated guy on a plated charger. We do try to keep the flavour as much as possible though.
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: tankmen on July 29, 2011, 04:26:13 am
damn my day dreams dashed due to expensive katanas 
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: awesomeasaurus on July 29, 2011, 06:34:38 am
so... results?!

edit: I guess it has only been 2 hours. Shame my timezones are not properly set.
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Earthdforce on July 29, 2011, 06:47:21 am
I'd recommend signing more than 20 (if you can) and dropping the people you know won't be there like 10 minutes before your fight. I signed up but I might forget :P
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: tankmen on July 29, 2011, 07:42:15 am
Quote from: Earthdforce on July 29, 2011, 06:47:21 am
I'd recommend signing more than 20 (if you can) and dropping the people you know won't be there like 10 minutes before your fight. I signed up but I might forget :P
nuts
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Lord Voren on July 29, 2011, 08:22:06 am
My Lord Tankman, I refuse to allow these pathetic honor-less ninjas deface us so, I will fight to the death by your side. Let it be know that this order does not cower in the face of tyranny or the tyrannical underlings. To Arms My Brothers!
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: MadScientist22 on July 29, 2011, 11:21:37 am
My Grandmaster Tankmen, if you will have me, I shall fight by your side. As ever in battle, I will be your wingman following your epic charge and stealing all your kills.

400 Ninjas vs 20 Knights on an open field. Torak my friend, are you sure you have the numbers?
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Renay on July 29, 2011, 01:40:11 pm
This is gonna be fun  :twisted:
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Torak on July 29, 2011, 03:20:14 pm
first I was going to bring 300 but then i remember som spartans that took that number so I got 400 xD just to be sure 20 guys in plate and plated chargers can hurt like a mother f***r but it would be epic if you are bringing that :P

Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 29, 2011, 06:41:43 pm
if Ninja wasn't fighting for 22nd, and I was home an hour earlier I'd love to suit up plated chargers and take out as many as possible...

good luck with the death charge.

Also, I like Ninja's motto, honor and morality have no place in strategery (paraphrasing).
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Renay on July 29, 2011, 07:03:31 pm
It's gonna be exactly that, a death charge.
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Chasey on July 29, 2011, 07:19:28 pm
be careful, ninjas specialize in running away  :lol: dont let it fool you, probably wont be a problem  if your riding 20 elephants though lol
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Laufknoten on July 29, 2011, 07:28:34 pm
20 knights against 400 Ninjas... sounds fair.  :twisted:
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Torak on July 29, 2011, 07:28:40 pm
Quote from: Chasey on July 29, 2011, 07:19:28 pm
be careful, ninjas specialize in running away  :lol: dont let it fool you, probably wont be a problem  if your riding 20 elephants though lol

we can hide in bushes to xD
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: xAKx on July 29, 2011, 07:32:47 pm
Hmmm... Ninjas going head on with our mighty calvary!?! We shall slay them like the cowards they are!  :D
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Earthdforce on July 29, 2011, 07:38:11 pm
Alright, I might end up taking a nap, and if I do I'll be sure to take myself off the list.
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Lord Voren on July 29, 2011, 07:44:56 pm
Quote from: Earthdforce on July 29, 2011, 07:38:11 pm
Alright, I might end up taking a nap, and if I do I'll be sure to take myself off the list.

Nap before glory?! You dare call yourself a knight?!
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Renay on July 29, 2011, 07:56:34 pm
Quote from: xAKx on July 29, 2011, 07:32:47 pm
Hmmm... Ninjas going head on with our mighty calvary!?! We shall slay them like the cowards they are!  :D

says the guy hiding behind thick armor and on a thick armored horse
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: greyhound on July 29, 2011, 10:42:14 pm
the knights will drown in the depths of calradia sea (:
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: tankmen on July 29, 2011, 11:17:51 pm
aye we lost, i got hit with crossbows,(could have been bows idk) and stabbed with bamboo spears, but at least the armor was ninja. i charged in on my charger and lost most my health from range also i  hit people a good 3-4 times without them dying. thought you guys were AGI builds
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Teeth on July 29, 2011, 11:18:36 pm
Aww that was dissappointing. I expected some epic wig formation charge with 20 plated chargers.
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Torak on July 29, 2011, 11:26:09 pm
Quote from: tankmen on July 29, 2011, 11:17:51 pm
aye we lost, i got hit with crossbows,(could have been bows idk) and stabbed with bamboo spears, but at least the armor was ninja. i charged in on my charger and lost most my health from range also i  hit people a good 3-4 times without them dying. thought you guys were AGI builds

The mind is the armor
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: tankmen on July 29, 2011, 11:49:21 pm
no i hit some of you atleast 3 times, you just didnt die
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on July 29, 2011, 11:54:27 pm
hax
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Torak on July 30, 2011, 12:24:28 am
Quote from: tankmen on July 29, 2011, 11:49:21 pm
no i hit some of you atleast 3 times, you just didnt die

The mind is the armor
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Mtemtko on July 30, 2011, 12:25:28 am
Quote from: Torak on July 30, 2011, 12:24:28 am
The mind is the armor

That makes laugh so hard at ninja tincan users sometimes  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Torak on July 30, 2011, 12:38:38 am
Quote from: Mtemtko on July 30, 2011, 12:25:28 am
That makes laugh so hard at ninja tincan users sometimes  :lol: :lol:

Hu? there isent a Ninja that use a tincan maybe on an alt but that dosent count
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Chasey on July 30, 2011, 12:43:30 am
what was the end ticket score? did the knights do alot of damage?
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Torak on July 30, 2011, 12:48:40 am
we lost 11 2 to TK -.-
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Xant on July 30, 2011, 12:50:39 am
Quote from: tankmen on July 29, 2011, 11:17:51 pm
i  hit people a good 3-4 times without them dying. thought you guys were AGI builds

 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 30, 2011, 01:38:48 am
The ways of The Ninja are mysterious.
Regardless, they are extremely hard to kill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR68W56DCBU
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Ninja_Murphy on July 30, 2011, 12:50:30 pm
Quote from: Tears_of_Destiny on July 30, 2011, 01:38:48 am
The ways of The Ninja are mysterious.
Regardless, they are extremely hard to kill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR68W56DCBU

+1
remember to paint the pigeons thouroughly
Title: Re: so it would seem...
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on July 31, 2011, 11:50:00 pm
Quote from: Mtemtko on July 30, 2011, 12:25:28 am
That makes laugh so hard at ninja tincan users sometimes  :lol: :lol:
Pics and I will warn and if they continue then kick. Have done so before.

Also. The mind IS the armor:
(click to show/hide)

EDIT: Shame I missed it.