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General Off Topic / Re: Your ideal home?
« on: February 15, 2016, 09:48:42 pm »Small introduction, now back to topic. My ideal home is some fricking unpopulated area near Murican-Canadian border, but close enough to some bigger settlement. My fucking property, acres and acres of my own land. Forests, rivers, ponds, waterfall, what not. Like what that fucker has in Ex Machina. Private heli or jet. Awesome shit like that. Water around my huge castle-fotress kind of house. Doesn't have to be pretty, not looking for a Disney castle. Has to be huge. Bellow everything are tunnels, deep bellow. Net of tunnels. Bellow grazing grounds (need my own organic food yo) will be heaters so I can have gardens and cattle chewing whole goddamn year. In your face Mr Winter! Now the most important part. Everything bar house is a decoy. Bellow house it four times house deep. House is fricking spaceship, ready for evacuation when other rich assholes decide it is time for us fine gentleman to leave this rock. Sci-fi wish would be dome shaped barrier from Gothic games, around my whole property. Nothing can pass if I want it that way. Shame it isn't possible...Sounds like a Minecraft player's wet dream lol.
Mine is just some small house, the building itself doesn't matter much. Next to it must be either garages, or a hangar to store cars, preferably heated and already equipped with all kinds of fancy machines and tools to work on metal. Around the thing are racing tracks, rally tracks, mountain passes etc. Everything all to myself of course, so that I don't have to share with those pesky peasants