Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Topics - Gurgumul

Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 6
31
Suggestions Corner / bots on battle servers
« on: March 02, 2019, 12:52:21 pm »
I was contemplating possibility of single player or PvE cRPG, and we already have DTV. But alone you can only defend the initianl peasant waves, past that it gets difficult, also DTV is boring and takes a long time to grind compared to current battle or strat.

So here I propose to put bots on battle servers with very low population, 1-8 players let's say. At minimum of 9 players, bots disappear. Or have battle always have minimum 20 characters, if there are less than 20 players, fill the ranks with bots. Shouldn't be difficult to accomplish since preset bots are already in cRPPG. I'm sure many EU players like me open cRPG tab in browser, check player number on servers and turn it off because no one plays. No one plays because there is no one to play with. But if there are bots to play with, it can be a great way to kickstart cRPG, because what is the other alternative? Join server and just stand there alone, waiting? With bots there will be something to do in the meantime. If you're good enough that you carry your team of NPCs, you even get multiplicator and sense of pride and accomplishment.

Please respond.

32
Suggestions Corner / #CRPG_BOYCOTT
« on: March 01, 2019, 08:27:35 pm »
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
CRPG BOYCOTT
R      BOY     O
P      COTT     T
GOYCOTT CRPG BOYCOTT


THE DUEL SERVERS STAND EMPTY, except when strat is played
!SCANDAL!
IT IS A GREAT WASTE OF RESOURCE AND DONATOR'S MONEY
!ASPERSION!
THEREFORE, OUT OF OUR GOOD WILL AND CONCERN, WE THE PEOPLE, ASK DeveUKR
!DISPARAGEMENT!
WE ASK HIM TO REPLACE THE DUEL GAME MODE
!DYNAMITE!
REPLACE IT WITH <<<DEATHMATCH>>>
!IGNOMINY!
One reason why cRPG servers in general are empty, is that both battle, duel, and DTV, require a certain amount of players to be played in a fun way.
Especially battle, the less players the less action. AND WE WANT ACTION.
In deathmatch mode, where there are no teams, the maps are small, and players respawn constantly, there is CONSTANT ACTION.
No one plays duel anyway, except the few minutes before and inbetween strat battles. And even then, some players to just AFK and do something else while waiting for strat fight.
This anticipation would be much more fun in deathmatch mode, maybe even some non-strat players would join.
And when enough players are gathered, we can move to battle server.
Overall, deathmatch mode is a great way to kickstart cRPG again.
And it shouldn't be difficult either, as the mode is in Warband by default. Maybe all that is necessary to do, is swap some code line from "DUEL" to "DEATHMATCH" evola, done.
Maybe it's that simple, who knows? I don't. But I'm sure DeveUKR is smart enough to figure it out.
!OBLOQUY!
Come on, DeveUKR, we count on you.
!OPPROBRIUM!
WE WILL PREVALE UNTIL THE BITTER END
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Signed,
cRPG players
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

33
General Off Topic / pictures of cats
« on: February 28, 2019, 10:39:23 pm »
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

visitors can't see pics , please register or login
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

visitors can't see pics , please register or login
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

34
Suggestions Corner / give more xp
« on: February 21, 2019, 06:32:04 pm »
it takes MILLENIUMS to level up, even on dtv server

35
General Off Topic / ahem
« on: February 18, 2019, 07:19:41 pm »
agent 0007 please check the SECRET MESSAGE zone
evyrone unconcerned (normies) please ignore this
-023

36
Spam / Me cago en todos los muertos de tu árbol genealógico, y si me apuras también en
« on: February 10, 2019, 08:46:24 pm »
Shit on the death of all your dead trees, and if you also rush to life, damn amorphous shit. I caught you in the street and I hit the chest, the sweet son of the big whore.

If you have children, I hope you have a physical or mental disability, or if not, you will be driven by a bus. But they do not die, they suffer from their hell, and if you do not have children, it will surely happen that God bless you with a gordaca that breaks the follapins.

When I discovered that you again informed me about something and I discovered who you are, I swear I am looking for you, and when I find you, I will remove parts of your ridiculous body and me. I'll eat them. As I eat them, I screw them up and make you eat my oily stools with pieces of your skin covered in skin. When I cleaned completely and I ate all that shit, I let my beautiful and radiant ass, I will get your sister, and if you don't have a sister, I'll go sweat your fucking, and if I get inspired, go to the thaw . I will kidnap them, put them in a van, take them to a room, put their tails through all the holes in their bodies (including the nose and ears), run into them and wait. 9 months for their daughters to be born and when they turn 13, I will fuck them too.

And if, after you still have cousins ​​or aunts, I will do the same with them, and when tired of fucking your family lice, I will put some strings, I will put in my car and go. 300 km with your whole family united with them. If after someone is alive, I throw them alcohol to further eradicate the pain.
After all, I will go to the hospital after you have returned from the exit I gave you. I'll get you out of there, I'll take you to the same room where I turned up all the women in your current family and before in your family tree, and while the public videos of how fucked your mom, I will give mini-outbreaks in part front until you leave the mark of my big and devastating shine for the rest of your life. Then every time you look in the mirror you will remember the videos and what I did with your family.

Then I'll let you go and I'll come back after you three months. I will put in the room but this time nothing soft, this time I will take my hands and I start putting needles between the nails until the level of pain makes you faint and have to revive with a defibrillator. I will take out my pants and underpants and start giving mini-mortises in your balls until they gradually fall apart and your scrotum is completely empty.
I imagine that he will subsequently weaken again because I will use the defibrillator again to revive him. I will put your feet in a bucket of water, squeeze your nipples, penis and tongue and give you the discharges until you weak. When you do, you know what to do, and I take a pair of tweezers again and pull the bitches out of a piece of foam.

Then I will tear you down, I will put a cloth on your face, and I will pour water little by little without you drown.

Then I go and come back every day for another torture, so every time you hear my footsteps approaching the door, at different times every day, feel a fear that never has been running through the body. I will stay at the door while I open until you piss, then I go in and start. When I see you don't torture more, I'll let you heal in a hospital and I'll come back to you when you get started. I will catch you, and as I burn your eyes with a blowtorch, I will hammer your nut until you die part of the great horn's son.

But don't think everything ends there. If there is reincarnation, I reincarnate in someone else and will make you and all your new family everything I have done for you in this life, but slower and without killing you, so every time you see a shadow. at night What do you think I am going into incredibly madness and fall into a vegetative state, just for fear that my presence will cause you? If they heal you, I will not return to you, you will die old, alone, without eggs, without skin and wait until I cut your fat legs. This is

37
General / pogosan on Epic for a decade
« on: June 26, 2017, 03:53:15 pm »

38
... and all the other things floating around out there / Rising Storm 2 Digital Deluxe giveaway
« on: May 31, 2017, 11:29:26 pm »
I have a spare Steam key for this game. If you want it, you must answer these 10 questions:

(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)



Post here if you want to participate, then PM me the answers. Don't post your answers here.
I will pick the winner in at least a week from now.

39
... and all the other things floating around out there / Rising Storm free on Humble Bundle
« on: May 26, 2017, 01:10:09 pm »
9HRBQ-LWZGD-2DLWK

40
General Off Topic / Best equipment for shooting up a school
« on: April 24, 2017, 11:23:23 pm »
post your loadouts, bois

also rate mine:

(click to show/hide)

41
General Off Topic / April Fools 2017
« on: April 01, 2017, 09:59:20 pm »
World of Tanks has a "critical update"

Modern tanks and helicopters arrive on War Thunder’s frontlines

How to Replace a Muffler Bearing


post more fgts

42
General Off Topic / Drum and bass is silly
« on: March 26, 2017, 12:31:42 am »
Every drum and bass (drum'n'bass if you want to sound cool) track contains that loop of drums that goes "pap pap paparapap".
(click to show/hide)

Trying to understand what's with all the hype about such mediocre genre, I read some highly scientifical articles, and I hereafter thereby conclude the following:
1. People who appreciate dnb are just dummies looking for a hugbox. They come up with rules and stuff to make the genre look very sophisticated and "technical". Unable to appreciate real music, they created their own genre with their own rules, and called it really advanced. They envy people who can actually play music, and they secretly wish they could get the approval of listeners, so instead they get approval of other people like them and suck each others' e-peens.

2. Those people are also elitist pricks. Wikipedia says "Drum and bass exhibits a full frequency response which can only be appreciated on sound systems which can handle very low frequencies, including sub-bass frequencies that are often felt more than heard." It's a DnB thing, you wouldn't understand. You mainstream pleb.

3. That drum loop is really rather annoying and I can't understand why they stick to it so much.

4. People who know all the drum and bass subgenres are comparably autistic to people who know all the metal subgenres.

5. I'm not chocolate chip cookie or anything, but people who like drum and bass are filthy untermensch.

43
cRPG Technical problems / No running animations and teleporting horses
« on: March 11, 2017, 06:32:47 pm »
It happpens when server population is low

44
General Discussion / EU is slacking off
« on: March 11, 2017, 12:32:24 am »
NA has more active players than EU, I am disgust. NA has 40+ players every night according to western propaganda spreaders, while EU had like maybe 10 today. DTV doesn't count.

45
cRPG Technical problems / Losing connection
« on: February 20, 2017, 06:32:28 pm »
Does anyone else occasionally get kicked out while playing? I tried to play on EU7 but get disconnected every few minutes.

Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 6