I always laugh when Americans take some random sub-group from European history and make a clan based on it. Really, son. You are all fat and stupid mix-breeds.
I'm not offended. In fact, I prefer your theme over other NA clans' like Semen Heroes, PROs, Hospiturdler, Bridge Turds.
Just sayin' you be kinda hipsta and what not.
I always laugh when Americans take some random sub-group from European history and make a clan based on it. Really, son. You are all fat and stupid mix-breeds.
I always laugh when Americans take some random sub-group from European history and make a clan based on it. Really, son. You are all fat and stupid mix-breeds.
I always laugh when Americans take some random sub-group from European history and make a clan based on it. Really, son. You are all fat and stupid mix-breeds.
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Bjord announces that he quits the game, but we're still stuck with him on the forums shitting up faction hall threads. Fuck. Good luck on the new faction, guys.
The only knowledge or anything I have related to Frisia is This (http://www.badassoftheweek.com/bigpier.html)
That being said, you guys better match up.
The only knowledge or anything I have related to Frisia is This (http://www.badassoftheweek.com/bigpier.html)
That being said, you guys better match up.
Applied for you guys but I might miss it. If there's room at all to accept me at this point, leave it for other people and I'll replace anyone that didn't show up in the morning if I can let you know I'm there.
Your previous TS work for that?
I'm not offended. In fact, I prefer your theme over other NA clans' like Semen Heroes, PROs, Hospiturdler, Bridge Turds.
Just sayin' you be kinda hipsta and what not.
I have to say atleast this part is correct.
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I never remember the names that have Templar, Hospitaller or some other lame copycat 1 million times overused thing infront of them.
Its always:
Hospitaller_lameburgercopycat
Templar_YouNeverHeardThisbefore
Crusaders_blablablaAssburger(exept Maximus, you cool bro) :wink:
And than we have like 10 clans always going "GOD WILLS IT!"
Good job on doing something more original.
Bjord announces that he quits the game, but we're still stuck with him on the forums shitting up faction hall threads. Fuck. Good luck on the new faction, guys.
That really doesnt count who was first. Its an internet rule that every game will eventually have 1million templar/hospitaller/whatever clans. Its just a internetphase that we all kinda grown into. Kinda like Arrowintheknee jokes and "Thats what she said" jokes. Shit even a fucking Columbian drugcartel is called "The Knights Templar drug cartel". Thats how messed up it is.
Is there an issue with bowling? Oh god, I hope Rhalzo doesn't see this thread now......... :D
welcome Frisians :DI can't express how much fun I had on eu_2 this morning (for me anyway, was probably late afternoon for you EU folks across the pond). Your servers are so much smoother, and I've never given much effort to trying Siege out...was a blast! You EU guys seems to shit-talk eachother less, though....not a fan. Shit-talking is funny a lot of the time!
You EU guys seems to shit-talk eachother less, though....not a fan. Shit-talking is funny a lot of the time!depends who is online at the time ^^ wait for our trolls they can compete easily with those over teh pond :lol:
I can't express how much fun I had on eu_2 this morning (for me anyway, was probably late afternoon for you EU folks across the pond). Your servers are so much smoother, and I've never given much effort to trying Siege out...was a blast!
depends who is online at the time ^^ wait for our trolls they can compete easily with those over teh pond :lol:
depends who is online at the time ^^ wait for our trolls they can compete easily with those over teh pond :lol:
oh no you didn't :oops: , only reason i am not a troll, maybe that most of the time i cant think of something to destroy instantly my opponent with words -_-
oh dat kingwimmm nub wiv his EZEEEE mode shield. what a noobzor!!!!11one
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Unless it's just Dar that's online. I love shooting his horse out from under him.
You're not the only one who enjoys doing this.
If you're relatively new to the game and don't feel comfortable joining the larger, stronger clans, hit me up on steam or come on our teamspeak. I don't mind my clan being the new HoC (no disrespect to them- I avoid talking shit on them, but it's obvious that many do) or getting shit-talked, and I'll do my damndest to teach you a thing or two that I've picked up in my time playing. Worst thing that could happen is you waste roughly 10 minutes of your life that you spent hitting buttons to get on our ladder and teamspeak.
Hell, even if you have no interest in joining, hit me up if you want to tap into my modest amount of cRPG wisdom. I like talking about builds, tactics, gear, etc.
If you're relatively new to the game and don't feel comfortable joining the larger, stronger clans, hit me up on steam or come on our teamspeak. I don't mind my clan being the new HoC (no disrespect to them- I avoid talking shit on them, but it's obvious that many do) or getting shit-talked, and I'll do my damndest to teach you a thing or two that I've picked up in my time playing. Worst thing that could happen is you waste roughly 10 minutes of your life that you spent hitting buttons to get on our ladder and teamspeak.
Hell, even if you have no interest in joining, hit me up if you want to tap into my modest amount of cRPG wisdom. I like talking about builds, tactics, gear, etc.(click to show/hide)
how can i melee???
how can i melee???
The hoplite way;
Stab stab stab, stabbity stab.
Oh shit, no teammates around? Right-click backpedal towards team.
Continue stab stab stab, stabbity stab.
I put a stop to us looking like gigantic jackasses when wearing heraldic. I'm sure the entirety of NA is grateful.
Hell yeah bro, it's always awesome fighting with you black n' yellow friends!fuck yeah
In other news, Strategus:(click to show/hide)
69 INFAMY TY TYthisss isss noothing
Hey guys, that was a REALLY fun battle! No hard feelings and you guys gave us a really good run for our money. Anyways safe travels and have fun in the next battles!
Man, I really thought we had a shot based upon the first 10 minutes.
Then we had 50 shields left and they were -2. Yeah, that didn't go so well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBRYsAfchkY
I would like to notate all of you other nerds that I have just hit level 33. I am officially gay.
Bullshit
Your ass is mine Sanders. :o
Why is the battle another horrible time :(
Well the unarmed ones were at a horrible time because they really didn't matter.
This one is at a horrible time because...well, fuck the police.
Going to a concert tonight (don't tell my boss) and I work tomorrow, probably won't be on a whole lot this weekend.
Keep me in your thoughts.
Nothing quite like being out until 2am drinking at a concert, then having to wake up 6 hours later to sit and listen to people yell at you and be fucking morons in a call-center.
I'm ready to stab some faces with my long spear or split skulls with the glaive.
Welcome to Frisia by the way!
http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/the-naked-fanatic's-body-mesh-replacer-(for-a-stronger-more-barbaric-you)/
Please get this so our naked members look jacked, that is all.
Good battle last night!!
Where at in CO man. Lets have a CRPGathon 2013. You are buying beers... nerd.
I'm actually in Oklahoma now, but I was working on remodeling trailers near Denver. I believe the town was called Brighton, although a lot of people I met talked total shit on a place called Lochboui or something, and I think that's technically where I was working/staying.
So yeah, since work unexpectedly dried up I ended up in Oklahoma. Damn shame I missed you...now I'm wondering if my flight out of Denver at 6:45AM on Sunday is going to be able to happen. Apparently there is a lot of snow and wind incoming?
I made it back, now it's time to not suck.(click to show/hide)
Made a banner http://i49.tinypic.com/2hgslk4.png just for my sweet heart Sandy.
Sandy are you considering that new banner. I think it looks pretty freaking cool.
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginNice, teamwork is OP, and we should definitely group up more in battle. (I'll be the first to admit I do mindlessly zerg off somewhere most of the time)
Let's try to group up more in strat battles. We fight well together; it'll help our side more. We're often split up among every which way.
This is my masterpiece of cRPG tactics posted above.
Shielders=squares
2h=star thingies
Polearm=triangles
Cavalry=penii
Basically, the 3 main issues in formation fighting (besides actually GETTING in a formation and persuading people to not hero it up) are these:
Shielders push too hard when they should focus on extended fighting, staying alive, and protecting their teammates; especially long pole users.
2h stay too close to the formation and end up tking or glancing off teammates. Sure, they should stay close while moving to engage, but once fighting starts, they should move to flank or get behind the enemy.
Polearms are simply too aggressive. It's not a big deal if the 2h heroes die, but if the polearms die, cavalry runs rampant. If the shielders die, everyone dies.
Who are the circles?
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Made the lion better.
bump forworstbest clan
Hey im passing through your lands (Rindyar Castle). May stop by to see if you have any gear there. But only passing through.
clan thread reconstruction under way
I think some more new rules are in order as you have all elected me your undisputed leader:
1) Must play at least 3 hours a day
2) Must be at least 25 years old
3) Must only wear Frisian armor
4) Must use white skin and blue eyes
5) No big noses on characters
6) Must write 2 page essay per week about the steps you are taking to improve upon the game. Must use citations as well as video evidence of your improvement
7) Must be at least gen 12
8) Must up vote all member posts on forums
9) No influence of drugs or alcohol while playing . A true frisisna herfdagn must keep a clear mind in order to better vanquish his foes and stay his hand when need be
10) Must check strat at least 5 times a day. Failure to do so will result in demotions as well as a penalty of 300 money
11)Players must add eachother on Facebook and skype every night before bed
12) When entering teamspeak must acknowledge each member with a hearty hello and when leaving must give a somber goodbye
13) Everyone must be a girl. We want to be a "cool" faction
14) Must sell looms to murder butt at undervalued prices
15) No griefing or bad mouthing opponents. Any instance of the word "GF" used in a sarcastic manner is grounds for immediate removal of the violating member
16) Every sunday we must group skype while I give mass and sermon in Dutch
17) Every year must take 2 week vacation to Frisia
18) All clan communication on teamspeak must be in dutch
16) Every sunday we must group skype while I give mass and sermon in Dutch
18) All clan communication on teamspeak must be in dutch
Let us not forget (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisian_languages)...
I would like to welcome RJ and Mr. Pink back to the clan.
15) No griefing or bad mouthing opponents. Any instance of the word "GF" used in a sarcastic manner is grounds for immediate removal of the violating member
1) Daruvian - Not a Girl also say GF (never say gf in frisian which would only result in a demerit)
Oh, you're so sweet. We're always happy to see you accompanying our fuckshitmurderkillstack in NA_1. I don't suppose you've ever met Sandy and I outside of NA_1 like in a TS3 have you?
9 Days until my grip upon clutch upon Frisia is unbreakable :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Fuck Sandy. Gay boi.
Well it's official Sandy's dead. I will be taking over as Master Duke Lord Daruvian now.
At fifteen, I had the will to learn; at thirty, I could stand; at forty, I had no doubts; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding; at sixty, my ears were opened; at seventy, I could do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the square.
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That the new Frisian banner? looks great!
You bitches better be on tonight, I'm coming home.play with me havelle!!!!
Like late tonight, though. hopefully
daruvian is a tremendous bundle of sticks ruining my perfect k/d's by team killing meplease ban
Scrimmage with ass-trails. Wednesday May 8th, 11pm Eastern. Show up with your war-face on.
Happy birthday Pink! (first)
WTF IS OUR TS DOWN GUYS?!?!? DONT MAKE ME STUDY NOOOOOOts is dead clan is dead
ALSO HOW DO I HAVELLE?!?!?
SCRIM RESULTS
The results are iN! Frisia won in an outstanding wipe out of Astralis! The brave Frisian Knights slayed their enemies with ease without losing a single man! NT ASTRALIS (NOT REALLY)
FRISIA NEWSLETTER:
How long until tanken tries to reform Kutt and takes the other refugees with him?
Send me a pm to place your bets! I will put rocks on the marketplace for 2000gold. This will be in pool format.
frisia more like shitia
frisia more like shitiacarac more like bundle of sticks get banned for teamwounding ban thread crossbow team killer bundle of sticks
Sandy, you have changed.
Lulz. my old friend
FRISIA NEWSLETTER:
How long until tanken tries to reform Kutt and takes the other refugees with him?
Send me a pm to place your bets! I will put rocks on the marketplace for 2000gold. This will be in pool format.
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3635
Dude has asked our help in this little conflict, so sign up if you are able and willing.
also cikel is right this thread sux dix
Did it take you a long time to write that Cikel? It looks like it was painfully crafted. You sire, are truely a forum troll artist.
(The following is something I saw that I would totally do)
Judge(me): spell there
Contestant: sentience please?
Judge(me): they're going to build their house over there
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For someone who claims to have OCD when it comes to spelling Jack..................
What a noob.
Fuckin' using a preposition to end a sentence.
You've been home all along, Jack1.
Miss you too<3
Where you been then, boo? Get on for some late night romps and I'll talk to dirty to you all night. All night.
Whoa what's this about the battle being cancelled? WTF is going on?
FCC saw about 2 hours ago that they had just enough gear to cancel the free peasant gear. Like 1k bodkin arrows, 20 1h weps or some shit. Ravens decided to cancel the battle, send one man to cap their flags, give FCC the troops and village back, and attack it again at a later time.
If it were me I would have been like LOL YOU DIDNT PUT GEAR INSIDE THE VILLAGE and taken it, because that's what I would expect in turn, but it ain't my army.
BATTLE IS CANCELED BECAUSE REASONS I AM SINCERELY SORRY TO ALL HEROES THAT I SPOKE TO THROUGHOUT THE DAY THAT WERE INTENDING TO SHOW UP. THE BAD GUYS DONT HAVE ANY GEAR SO WE'RE GONNA LET THEM EQUIP THEMSELVES OR SOME SHIT I DONT KNOW -Sandersson
Hoe you don't resign from your pimp. Get back on your corner.
Hoe you don't resign from your pimp. Get back on your corner.
You talk tough but you're too scared to downvote it pussy
Welp guess there is no point in coming back to c-rpg then. T'was fun.
*edit*
DOTA when I get back?
Cool Frisians:
Apollo
Corruption
Lawrence
Thorwald
Apo
RockMan
Jack1
Timmy
Idiot noobs:
good bitch
maybe its maybeline
bitch nigga 33
dick sucker mc butter butt 5000
jizz in my coffee
fat slut xox
bootface
woman stink
protato
chex
Thanks for the complements at the strat battle, Sandersson.
Cool Frisians:
Apollo
Corruption
Lawrence
Thorwald
Apo
RockMan
Jack1
Timmy
Idiot noobs:
good bitch
maybe its maybeline
bitch nigga 33
dick sucker mc butter butt 5000
jizz in my coffee
fat slut xox
bootface
woman stink
protato
chex
Why jack that's quite hurtful
Jack I understand you're upset because you aren't in siege bros but this is unnacceptable
I took a tango class once.
Needless to say, its never gotten me laid.
^
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Dumb
When I hear this I think of you guys. You need to make it your theme song. :mrgreen:
GG frisia teamspeak
New teamspeak; those unable to connect should wait a few days, or try to connect to the IP:
frisianfiggits.mainvoice.net <----try this first (REPLACE THE TWO Is IN THAT, FUCKING WORDFILTERS)
66.225.198.229 <-----backup IP
If you still can't connect due to "failed to resolve hostname" try this:
Open a command prompt or the equivalent on your computer
type "ipconfig /flushdns" without the ""
If it still doesn't work, gf
I would like to apply to join frisia.(click to show/hide)
Clan is alive and kicking. Cikel being cikel as usual should not deter anyone from joining.
Clan is alive and kicking. Cikel being cikel as usual should not deter anyone from joining.
more like cikel is the only thing that keeps the clan on life support when I am not present or exerting effort.(click to show/hide)
more like cikel is the only thing that keeps the clan on life support when I am not present or exerting effort.P.S. same car for the past 48 hours. It smells of cheese. Because there is cheese. It's from Wisconsin. It's delish.(click to show/hide)
Hey bros!
Just wanted to leave a short comment in this thread... Had excellent time the other night with clanmates, so much better than lonewolfing. This is exactly what I was looking for, thank you for invite... Looking forward to fighting for and defending Frisia.
I'm heading off to Gulf Coast for the weekend... I see ya'll on Monday...
More like everyone has said every variation of my name already
necrorave more like lets use this same old joke
again match time tomorrow? and may someone give me a normal lance for the battle I find the heavy lance not as good as it use to be :P
bad news guys i've badly fractured my gaming finger and therefore cannot be a brave internet knight for a while.
Artyem remember when you and I got mad at each other and relit stuck his pike up my ass???
I do.
Uh oh it seems as if this "Tojo" guy has gone through all of my posts and -'d them!
You mean foot right? I play with peddles
Artyem remember when you and I got mad at each other and relit stuck his pike up my ass???
I do.
Uh oh it seems as if this "Tojo" guy has gone through all of my posts and -'d them!
Clan's better off without noobs like badoon imo
I now have an image in my head of jack in a strat battle riding a courser with the pedal to the motherfucking metal while using a joystick with triggers and buttons and switches and stuff to control his shit.
visitors can't see pics , please register or login^How I feel when I am trying to play c-rpg and I am sucking ass.
^How I feel when I am trying to play c-rpg and I am sucking ass.
While we do not possess very many hard and fast rules, members are expected to refrain from acting like a complete asshole. Each man is his own entity here, and I will not dictate how you are to act. All that I request is that you represent Frisia in a manner that earns us respect, or at least avoids earning us ire and hate. If you feel that you want to talk shit on someone, or do a bit of "trolling", then nobody will stop you. I trust each of you to make the proper decision when the time comes.[/spoiler]
I guess Daruvian is an exception................................................................. and putting my old friend under your clan named I guess makes you an exception also.................
Many of us possess the opinion that words have no inherent meaning; only the meaning that the reader chooses to give them. We do not interpret certain words like "my old friend" as offensive or discriminating. We do not use them in a context that is hateful, such as "fuck these fucking bundle of stickss they're ruining this country with their anal shenanigans" or anything. We believe that context is all-important and meaning is entirely subjective.
I am sorry that you choose to interpret these specific words as hate speech, but I respect your freedom to do so. All that I request is that you attempt to understand alternate points of view. I can't speak for every one of my guys, but I know that more than a few of them do not feel that words must carry a single universal meaning or multiple universal meanings for every listener. The listener chooses the meaning, not the speaker. Of course, if certain context is given, the meaning that the speaker intended is quite clear. I would not stand for my people uttering phrases that were genuinely intended to cause emotional harm to other people, nor phrases that are intended to imply that a certain group of people are worth any less than others. To my knowledge, none of my members have done that. I invite you to private message me proof of any of them doing so.(click to show/hide)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HanFKE0urSE
Many of us possess the opinion that words have no inherent meaning; only the meaning that the reader chooses to give them. We do not interpret certain words like "my old friend" as offensive or discriminating. We do not use them in a context that is hateful, such as "fuck these fucking bundle of stickss they're ruining this country with their anal shenanigans" or anything. We believe that context is all-important and meaning is entirely subjective.
I am sorry that you choose to interpret these specific words as hate speech, but I respect your freedom to do so. All that I request is that you attempt to understand alternate points of view. I can't speak for every one of my guys, but I know that more than a few of them do not feel that words must carry a single universal meaning or multiple universal meanings for every listener. The listener chooses the meaning, not the speaker. Of course, if certain context is given, the meaning that the speaker intended is quite clear. I would not stand for my people uttering phrases that were genuinely intended to cause emotional harm to other people, nor phrases that are intended to imply that a certain group of people are worth any less than others. To my knowledge, none of my members have done that. I invite you to private message me proof of any of them doing so.(click to show/hide)
friends
Replace that word with the n word and then it's not so funny for everyone but it's the same principle.
Badoon's out getting bitches while we have to sit here and play this game.
If I bring in a doctor's note, can I have a few days off?
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Badoon's out getting bitches while we have to sit here and play this game.
If I bring in a doctor's note, can I have a few days off?
Our objectives in Strategus are to hold New Rindyar castle and Nova Rduna, and to be able to claim victory over Les Chevalier Occitans and Hero Party in war.
While we do not possess very many hard and fast rules, members are expected to refrain from acting like a complete asshole.
So how's that going?
Hoo hoo I am so clever so how's that going? That joke has gotten you I think they do say.
So how's that going?
Hoo hoo I am so clever so how's that going? That joke has gotten you I think they do say.
Sandy is such a fuckin asshole. He acts like updating the faction hall thread is the fucking worst thing in the world and then has the gal and nerve to call himself a nerd.
Seriously Sandy our faction hall thread is a fuckin disgrace and I hate you for it. The roster is complete shit. Since I actually do A FUCK TON OF RECRUITING maybe you could HOOK ME UP and make it look like I'm not advertising for some NOOB ASS faction like chaos who cant even BANNER STACK
The only 4 members of this clan that -1ed my post are the ones that use gay and the such regularly and are obsessed with gay everything--Daruvian, Havelle, and Apollo (Badoon doesn't seem to have anything gay related on his profile/character).
The only 4 members of this clan that -1ed my post are the ones that use gay and the such regularly and are obsessed with gay everything--Daruvian, Havelle, and Apollo (Badoon doesn't seem to have anything gay related on his profile/character).The only reason I -1'd it is because at the end of the day, words only hold weight if you choose to let them hold weight.
Have you ever kissed a girl?
You're all my old friends, all of you.
EDIT: Also, Miley, as a homosexual in RL I retain every right to mockingly use the words that historically were used to oppress my people.
Have you ever kissed a girl?
The only reason I -1'd it is because at the end of the day, words only hold weight if you choose to let them hold weight.(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
No, your profile used to say you had a wife. And just because you're black doesn't give you the right to call people the n word.
Have you been muted? Wait...
Same thing goes for racist words, but you still get in trouble if you use them. I don't like you either, and it's only because you don't like me and are rude to me (without me provoking you; you just started not liking me).
No, your profile used to say you had a wife. And just because you're black doesn't give you the right to call people the n word.
Have you been muted? Wait...
Same thing goes for racist words, but you still get in trouble if you use them. I don't like you either, and it's only because you don't like me and are rude to me (without me provoking you; you just started not liking me).
No, your profile used to say you had a wife. And just because you're black doesn't give you the right to call people the n word.
Have you been muted? Wait...
Same thing goes for racist words, but you still get in trouble if you use them. I don't like you either, and it's only because you don't like me and are rude to me (without me provoking you; you just started not liking me).
No, your profile used to say you had a wife. And just because you're black doesn't give you the right to call people the n word.
Have you been muted? Wait...
Same thing goes for racist words, but you still get in trouble if you use them. I don't like you either, and it's only because you don't like me and are rude to me (without me provoking you; you just started not liking me).
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His skin looks so soft and supple, I wonder what his secret is.
so is this clan forming a grassroots organization to defend paula deen or what, she seems like she'd be like a mom to you all, what with her dumpy southern ass and Courage 2 say friend
also her plans to have a plantation style wedding with all black wait staff dressed like ante bellum slave stock. i'm stealing that idea for my own wedding
No, your profile used to say you had a wife. And just because you're black doesn't give you the right to call people the n word.
yes it doesYour forum username sucks!
silly willy
Your forum username sucks!
You can argue about us being hateful and bigots and all that, but you really just an angsty permavirgin. We're fun group of guys who like to make jokes and have a good time and you are good at a video game.
Congratulations!
Don't remember since when being a virgin is a bad thing, especially if you're not married. And yes, you 3/4 are hateful people.
No, your profile used to say you had a wife. And just because you're black doesn't give you the right to call people the n word.
Same thing goes for racist words, but you still get in trouble if you use them. I don't like you either, and it's only because you don't like me and are rude to me (without me provoking you; you just started not liking me).
Don't remember since when being a virgin is a bad thing, especially if you're not married. And yes, you 3/4 are hateful people.
No nos odian porque donde hermoso y porque nos penes estamos muy grande, porfavor.
Edit: lo siento para no tengo accentos. Me telephono es muy mal a hace espanol.
Just because you think you are good at a game shouldn't give you the right to sling around abusive retarded language like a moron. Or a small child who thinks that his internet reputation means anything more than electronically rendered pixels on a monitor. Just sayin'.
You guys are trying to insult me personally and based on supposed IRL things just because I made a valid point about the rules of the clan opposed to a couple of players on the game not saying anything insulting about IRL.
Ah yes, this is definitely true@!!!!!11111111
You know what's really sad. You guys are trying to insult me personally and based on supposed IRL things just because I made a valid point about the rules of the clan opposed to a couple of players on the game not saying anything insulting about IRL.
That was really terrible Spanish LOL
Ah yes, this is definitely true@!!!!!11111111
You know what's really sad. You guys are trying to insult me personally and based on supposed IRL things just because I made a valid point about the rules of the clan opposed to a couple of players on the game not saying anything insulting about IRL.
But yet you are here trying to defend your pixel honor with words and foolishness. No one is really insulting you you are just taking offense to off color sideways remarks of people who explicitly take pleasure in goading people into this kind of thing. So Sandy had something written on the faction page about not doing it. Calling someone out so explicitly on rules is like standing on a corner telling people how dumb they are for speeding. No one cares, people are going to speed, just like Daruvian is going to purposely drag people into meaningless forum debates and shit-posting contests by flagrantly acting like a fool. It's something he does for fun. And Frisians like to have fun. Besides when was the last time every clan followed their rules to a T?
tl;dr
Clan protect clan no matter how foolish. I haven't seen this before.
Why do you want to suck Tanken's dick so bad?
Also that wasn't even that long, can't you read English?
Your profile pic indicates some sic fascination with someone you've had a ridiculous feud with for who knows how long.
No I'm just too lazy to change it.
Why do you think women don't find you attractive?
Is it your personality or the way you look?
Why do you think you know me? I don't want to answer that.
I just don't like you dude, you're a my old friend.
You are literally dumber than a second coat of paint.
Obviously long posts and big words don't get through to you, so let's keep this short and blunt:We don't care, please leave.
This post is made even better by the fact that you are already thinking about how to reply.
WARNING:
THE POSTER DIRECTLY ABOVE THIS POST LITERALLY BREATHES CUM
1:40 PM - Havelle: i actually met this really cute girl whos into the music that your into
1:41 PM - Daruvian: give her the dick
1:41 PM - Havelle: oh im gonna
1:42 PM - Havelle: shes so god damn wholesome
1:42 PM - Havelle: graduated with high honors, play more than one instrument
1:42 PM - Havelle: works right next door to my job
1:42 PM - Daruvian: i've got honors
1:42 PM - Daruvian: i play instruments
1:42 PM - Daruvian: it would be like you were boning girl-daruvian
1:42 PM - Daruvian: do it
1:42 PM - Daruvian: you know you want that
1:42 PM - Havelle: :D
1:43 PM - Havelle: im gonna call her daruvian in bed
1:43 PM - Daruvian: Hahaha
1:43 PM - Havelle: and shes gonna ride me like a destrier
1:43 PM - Daruvian: a champion destrier if you're lucky
You know, if you try insulting me, don't waste your time using racial insults, anti-gay insults, or virgin or something like that because they are really just insults to yourself--they just show your ignorance even more.
Fimbulvetr reunion? First one to kill a HoC army wins some of BW's nudes.Get this man a beer.
Well I could take lactaid pills but....Talcy and reminiscent of pepto-bismol?
Lactaid milk tastes the same I swear!
When did this thread get popular for non-frisians?
Gtfo all but Miley. Cause Miley ish fet.
When did this thread get popular for non-frisians?
Gtfo all but Miley. Cause Miley ish fet.
Hey can I kill some HoC losers with you guys
Yea so I went to chipotle guys but it seems the bundle of sticksry in this thread has gone down to the regular amount.
The spikes of bundle of sticksry as calculated:
Miley: 5.2
Kesh: 9.9
Smoothrich: 6.3
Don't go to Chipotle support your local mexican restaurants!
Why am I so gay?
born near-sighted, far-sighted, autistic, gay, dwarfed, dementia stricken
Anyways Daruvian you should check it out.
Yes Jack!
you guys get to go out and have fun playing video games while I'm stuck at work its not fair :(
I need to take a toll, +1 this post if your gay and -1 if your secretly a squirrel.
Everybody must vote.
I just re specced for the 5th time this gen please help
I just re specced for the 5th time this gen please helpGF nerd try more harderer.
I just re specced for the 5th time this gen please help
I used to respec a lot to, first step make an alt. Second step before respeccing wait an hour or even a day.
I'm level 35, trying to get far enough into 35 to respec (maybe to strength build bundle of sticksry, as revenge for all the fuckers who one shot me and take a dozen hits) without losing a level. Yup lol24 str is good enough, I can take 4-5 hits from most weapons before I die with banded armor. lvl 35 2h yolo build :
I was outbid on a banner slot, looks like they go for goddang close to 3-400k now. Hopefully we'll have a new one in a day or two.(click to show/hide)
We're gonna try to get our fight on against Independents tomorrow evening, so try your best to avoid real life commitments like dates, parties, chill seshes, casual sex, or just getting fucking drunk as fuck.
Do you know if we can do it before 7:00? If not its iffy for me
What I do during my freetime
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ftf9u3w2Dpk
Yeah right nerd
So today it happened... I saw a Staff Sargeant with the last name Poon. A tall skinny asian guy. It was all I could do to keep from dying of laughter.
Sergeant Poon.... wait until he becomes a major.I'd say it's better to be a Private Poon or Specialist Poon. Or even Captain Poon ROFL.
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FOX TWO FOX TWO FOX TWO(click to show/hide)
Got this from the related videos from above video.. must be shared.
Why the fuck have I not watched this shit? What the fuck am I doing with my life?(click to show/hide)
Why the fuck have I not watched this shit? What the fuck am I doing with my life?Ur a nerd, don't be a feg and watch movies.(click to show/hide)
I can't remember if I posted this here before.
Cikel's Duel TournamentI am interested are STFs allowed or no
Frisian duel tournament
Best 2 out of 3
Round Robin
Prizes: Your choice of
Women
Cars
100k
Entry:
10k
Reply to this thread
Held: TBD NIGGAS
Cikel's Duel Tournament
Frisian duel tournament
Best 2 out of 3
Round Robin
Prizes: Your choice of
Women
Cars
100k
Entry:
10k
Reply to this thread
Held: TBD NIGGAS
Also no knockdown hitting (Sandy)
What a terrible idea (duel tournament), everyone knows all the glory is in the jousting tournaments.
And why do you even have this thread, nobody wants to join your faction with Cikel in it.
/gottem
I'm personally scared to say anything on NA1 because people might point towards my crotch and uell "chode boy" like in middle school. What does chode even mean?
Btw when will this all be starting? Should there be no loom or price limits for the players with no looms? No kicking so people can use short weapons?
some playersneed kicking otherwise they cant win duels. I'm going to say anything goes on this one. What do you all feel?(click to show/hide)
I woke up this morning and what did I see sitting in the bathroom?
A Caesar salad.
Yeah.
I say any build is aloud except mounted range. No looms so its fair for everybody. Any weapons aloud. First to say 5 wins wins.
So derp knows he has to give me great mauls and his excuse is going to be "I was really tired"
If this is wrong I will give each of you 1 gold or rock of your choosing
any build is aloud Any weapons aloud
is aloud weapons aloud
aloud
Pretty much sums up this clan.
yeah atmosphere is a local group, have been listening to them since their first album Overcast (haven't been keeping up with Slug's more current albums, was turned off by Seven's Travels, and have tuned out since then, still rock the first few albums as well as mix-tapes (Sad Clown, Bad Dubs).
maybe you should spend some time on getting laid instead of hanging out on omegle. If you're not a complete troll or awkward fuck, then I'd suggest getting on something like OKCupid (free "dating" website, and lots of cool tests you can take).
I also heard Christian Mingle is a good place for finding hookups. A friend of mine made a profile username called "Jesus Between My Thighs" on that website (to stalk another friend) and literally didn't have any other information filled out, and she was getting tons of messages saying how interesting she sounded, and seeing if she wanted to hang out.
Duel Tournament Rules
1) STFs only
2) No looms
3) Any gear allowed
4) 20k entrance fee
Shout outs to Yaro aka the king blood aka dooby The ice watcher aka paved road aka The Swan Prince
Whats up with it brother! Been AWOL I know, I know... i'm an asshole, I would not even come and let u guys know that work+family+trying to get my BS degree at 30+world of tank sometimes=very little time for cRPG... I'm done with summer semester... studying shit that I already know... don't neglect your education kids and get married, cuz u gonna have to get a job and then u will have to come back to finish school at 30 and it freaking sux....
And you say this right after you made me quit my job, quit school and break all my friendships to play Internet knights...
And you say this right after you made me quit my job, quit school and break all my friendships to play Internet knights...
This shit is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s
Whenever someone says this I think of the viral video of the one girl shooting a banana out of her butt into another girls mouth (it's a gif on repeat). But unfortunately nobody I know IRL makes the same association
real life
When I was a sophomore in high school (so like last year right? lel gottem) me and my buddies were fascinated by this video, and would commonly say "that shit is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s" in real life in reaction to things and chuckle at our funny epic mee-may and the fact that other people weren't in on our sekrit internet club.(click to show/hide)
I'll be taking a short leave of absence to look for a job in a factory and/or go to Lancaster to live with Amish.
In the meantime, if someone more active would like to take the castle off my hands, hit me up dawg.
Oh yeah, and I can no longer afford my internet, so get to me in the next few days.
In the meantime, if someone more active would like to take the castle off my hands, hit me up dawg.
Shitty you must have jumped on right after I left for the night. The liquor monster hit me a little harder than I wanted it to. I need to find a better relaxant before video-gaming.
Quick question before nappy nap time for jack1.
Do you prefer:
A. A fresh juicy muffin
B. a moderately old muffin that is moist and a little loose
C. A muffin that is past it's prime, dry and has things flaking off of it
I prefer banana's
moderately old muffin that is moist and a little loose<<<<
i can't believe you nerds are already at 51 pages.
i'm so proud
Exceeded some older clans.
Like that baddie Dracul one. When will they just give up already?
Why would they? I heard they have The Law on their side now.
"Leaders"
Dracul_Deltah - THE FEARLESS SOVEREIGN PRINCE OF ASS
Dracul_Artyem - The Law / I AM THE TABLE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwaV_YZMIqY)
Dracul_Necrorave - Dragoni of Valahia / Dick of Proton Splitting Proportion / *tongue flapping noise*
I'm gayWhat he said. Miss you Badoon.
I'm gaysame
This faction hall page blows D. I am joining the GOBBLIN KINGS REALM. No man can defeat him.
This page sucks because this clan sucks.
It takes a special kind of self-loathing and autism to be a Frisian.
You are on your way, my son.
Sorry I missed your ballgame, sport.
If you were truly my father... You would know that I am on the badminton team....No balls involved. *crys*No but there are shuttleCOCKS invovled.
No but there are shuttleCOCKS invovled.
Please stop posting here...you're ruining my "updated topics" list...
I'd prob let her fuck me after I fucked her.Check my back pussy.
This page sucks because this clan sucks.
It takes a special kind of self-loathing and autism to be a Frisian.
I have nothing to say cuz im a real niggaAre we about to have a nig off?
Are we about to have a nig off?
I go to bed 3 hours from my target. It has 2000 S+D.... I wake up and arrived with 200 S+D left at 15 price. This has happened about 5 times in the last week. Fuck this trade simulator. Fuck short sentences. Fuck you.
Seriously...3 hours after going to sleep is actually a prime time to set an alarm (anything on the 1.5 hours is good, since most people's average sleep cycle is 1.5 hours). You feel the most rested after waking up after a full sleep cycle (but not in the middle of another). So try to always sleep for 1.5/3/4.5/6/7.5 hours at a time.
step your game up jack, you undedicated scrub.
/themoreyouknow
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It's not about the size of the boat, its about the motion in the ocean.
HE USES INTERNET EXPLORER LOL
HE USES INTERNET EXPLORER LOL
LOL And those toolbars....and yahoo search :lol:
The worst part is that I had to research investments for about an hour to make the ads have less exposed breasts.
Wait.. why would you do that?He woudn't want his clan to think he was straight
He woudn't want his clan to think he was straight
I was under the impression they were man boobs but female boobs? That's ashameshemale.
Jona sounds like a young daruvian.
SupNot really
felt the urge to play again. does anyone here still play?
You can't simply take your total K:D ratio. Performance is based on a score for each battle based on how well you did compared to the average. I had a quick glance through your battles and i would say the performance value is correct since you did pretty bad on them based on below formula.
1. Score = (YourKills-YourDeaths) - ((TotalKills-TotalDeaths) / NumberOfMercenariesPresent)
2. Min/Max -10/10
3. Final = (Score+10) / 2
Since the servers went down, I've been questioning the way I'm spending my life.Me too, been wondering why I waste all this time doing other shit than cRPG.
Me too, been wondering why I waste all this time doing other shit than cRPG.
Its not true he's lying!
Sandy's the one who would never suck a dick!
What a truthful, genuine statement that has no chance in hell of being false(click to show/hide)
I request the banishment of Havelle from Frisia, on the grounds of lacking homosexuality, yesterday Havelle revealed a dark secret to me, he prefers women, I was deeply disturbed by this dark secret, please do the right thing.disgusting. ..to be attracted to the opposite sex, the good Lord made men to be with men and women to be with women! !
disgusting. ..to be attracted to the opposite sex, the good Lord made men to be with men and women to be with women! !
I wake up in cold sweats at night with the sound of swords clashing and unbridled teamspeak homosexuality ringing in my ears. Turning to my dusty computer I reach out a hand "maybe just a game of dota 2 with the brahs, call in sick, you can take the day off". But a chill creeps up my spine. I start to feel nauseous...I barely make it to the bathroom sink before losing control of all bodily functions. As I lay on the cold tile covered in my own feces, urine, and vomit I writhe in agony for hours before eventually losing consciousness.
I don't know if I ever will be ready to undertake such a task.
Strat renown I believe it is. I've initiated about six, and defended twice, which I didn't think was really that high.
I'm glad I have you guys around. There aren't many more activities that I find more fun than an attempted Frisian-stack on NA1 with my homies. Damn good time if I'm joined in NA1 by Jack, Kreamy, Daruvian, Thorwald, Mantooth, Manning, MrPink, Balias, Sugarhoe, Derp, and then the new-old dudes Rapier, Acemad, and company coming in to smach some bitches with us. God forbid one or two of the guys like Plex or Aleska are fighting alongside us.-1 cause you left me out :cry:
Let's get some more stacks in battle using the power of strength, honor, brotherhood, and homosexuality.(click to show/hide)
Dick or full body?
wow fucking my old friends this is a CHRISTIAN holiday, no homosexuality allowedIsn't thanks giving more of a "thanks for letting us massacre you indians" holiday?
wow fucking my old friends this is a CHRISTIAN holiday, no homosexuality allowed
hi sandybrb gonna go tk u on na 1
I should not be allowed to own a cellphone.
Or drink alcohol.
Well, Grandpa Relit, many nights I drink, I spout massive amounts of drunk to my contacts. Often in painfully regretful ways. How do I fix this?
Also come back to cRPG you old fart.
Also can you call me Hammer Bucket?
That's genius, Grandpa Relit Claus!(click to show/hide)
Pro tip: Try to stick to one type of alcohol and you'll last a lot longer. Also drinks with lots of sugar (like non-diet Cola, or fruity drinks) will give you gut rot (sick stomach) a lot more than booze will.
Badoon
This clan really isn't fun without you. When I first heard NH_Defender was joining Frisia I almost immediately left FCC and enlisted. I think that was one of the biggest deciding factors at the time. You intrigued me to say the least and I valued your play style. Plus you were tough as shit to kill with that big fucking shield noob pussy.
To me CRPG is pointless if I'm not playing with a good friend and talking shit on team speak. I miss the good old days when we used to tear shit up, well maybe we only tore shit up occasionally. But we always managed to have a laugh and I value the time we spent together. So you know, send a nigga a picture of your dick or something... shit....
I'm not sure if I'm going to spend money and build another computer. Honestly when I think about it, the only justification I have for spending my endz is that I can play video games with my buddy again. Frankly that's just not a good enough reason.
Honestly you and I helped make frisia what it is today; a group of fucking my old friendot friend no good pieces of shit who can't do a goddam thing. We were the tiny spark Sandersson needed to show people he was capable of being a figurehead in the crpg community. A very small spark.
I've played this game for three years and I made a lot of friends over that time. So many I never even talked to in team speak or really got to know intimately but I think about all of them. All those fucking siege bros I would go to and vent out the frustrations of every day life. And they would listen, and strangely it made things better even if only for a while. When I was playing crpg I wasn't some no good used up failure, I was a fucking brave knight who showed no fear. I wouldn't dream of making a good bye thread in general chat so this is as close as I'm going to get. I don't know what I'm going to do without crpg but I might as well get started now.
To all of you with all the love in my heart,
Cikel
Badoon:cry: Goodbye Cikel. :cry:
This clan really isn't fun without you. When I first heard NH_Defender was joining Frisia I almost immediately left FCC and enlisted. I think that was one of the biggest deciding factors at the time. You intrigued me to say the least and I valued your play style. Plus you were tough as shit to kill with that big fucking shield noob pussy.
To me CRPG is pointless if I'm not playing with a good friend and talking shit on team speak. I miss the good old days when we used to tear shit up, well maybe we only tore shit up occasionally. But we always managed to have a laugh and I value the time we spent together. So you know, send a nigga a picture of your dick or something... shit....
I'm not sure if I'm going to spend money and build another computer. Honestly when I think about it, the only justification I have for spending my endz is that I can play video games with my buddy again. Frankly that's just not a good enough reason.
Honestly you and I helped make frisia what it is today; a group of fucking my old friendot friend no good pieces of shit who can't do a goddam thing. We were the tiny spark Sandersson needed to show people he was capable of being a figurehead in the crpg community. A very small spark.
I've played this game for three years and I made a lot of friends over that time. So many I never even talked to in team speak or really got to know intimately but I think about all of them. All those fucking siege bros I would go to and vent out the frustrations of every day life. And they would listen, and strangely it made things better even if only for a while. When I was playing crpg I wasn't some no good used up failure, I was a fucking brave knight who showed no fear. I wouldn't dream of making a good bye thread in general chat so this is as close as I'm going to get. I don't know what I'm going to do without crpg but I might as well get started now.
To all of you with all the love in my heart,
Cikel
Badoon+1 dis if u cry evertim :(
This clan really isn't fun without you. When I first heard NH_Defender was joining Frisia I almost immediately left FCC and enlisted. I think that was one of the biggest deciding factors at the time. You intrigued me to say the least and I valued your play style. Plus you were tough as shit to kill with that big fucking shield noob pussy.
To me CRPG is pointless if I'm not playing with a good friend and talking shit on team speak. I miss the good old days when we used to tear shit up, well maybe we only tore shit up occasionally. But we always managed to have a laugh and I value the time we spent together. So you know, send a nigga a picture of your dick or something... shit....
I'm not sure if I'm going to spend money and build another computer. Honestly when I think about it, the only justification I have for spending my endz is that I can play video games with my buddy again. Frankly that's just not a good enough reason.
Honestly you and I helped make frisia what it is today; a group of fucking my old friendot friend no good pieces of shit who can't do a goddam thing. We were the tiny spark Sandersson needed to show people he was capable of being a figurehead in the crpg community. A very small spark.
I've played this game for three years and I made a lot of friends over that time. So many I never even talked to in team speak or really got to know intimately but I think about all of them. All those fucking siege bros I would go to and vent out the frustrations of every day life. And they would listen, and strangely it made things better even if only for a while. When I was playing crpg I wasn't some no good used up failure, I was a fucking brave knight who showed no fear. I wouldn't dream of making a good bye thread in general chat so this is as close as I'm going to get. I don't know what I'm going to do without crpg but I might as well get started now.
To all of you with all the love in my heart,
Cikel
What do we do now?
What do we do now?
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"I think he can hang with us"
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"I think he can hang with us"
Looks like you guys are balling, you got pants now. :P
Actually, none of us had true pantaloons in that picture. Facepunch decided to censor dicks out of the game unless you specifically enable them. Badoon felt that they would distract/arouse him too much so he kept them censored.
Don't worry, most of us are exposed-cock master race.
I've been interested in buying it, but something seems amiss to me. You go from breaking rocks with your hands, to creating buildings, to having firearms with silencers and scopes. Would be cool if they only had melee and primitive type of weapons (like bow and arrow). My mind still comprehend the immersion going from no clothes, banging rocks with a stick, to people having silenced semi-automatic rifles.
Just a suggestion: when it's -20 degrees out do not touch your dick to things. It gets stuck.
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Well guess all the bundle of stickss finally left frisia
>first one to leave frisia
>biggest bundle of sticks
>mfw
im going to be perma banned soon. if you want my looms give me a holla i wont need them where im going
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Well guess all the bundle of stickss finally left frisia
>first one to leave frisia
>biggest bundle of sticks
>mfw
im going to be perma banned soon. if you want my looms give me a holla i wont need them where im going
pink you my nigga for real i love you dog everyone else is either black or a jew all the fuckin time man sucks yo i wish i could give you all the looms all these other guys tryna invite me to bartimzthavs and bbq chiken wings grape soda all th egod dam time im just tryna stay above it but how when i keep gettin reminded of all the grape soda in my face smh dog i miss you even though you suck shit at this game and rage all the time at least you aint no bundle of sticks black jew admin dog
anyways dog i wrote you a song from da bottom of my heart feel me yo love you fo real dog
i hate jews
and the blacks
admin spooks amigos and the chinks
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
mr pibb is a fuckin jew coon
its to the tuen of barney the dinosaur
cant believe i ever loved any of you FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU
fucking bundle of sticks admins threatening me with a ban LOL fucking jew bastards i told them they better make it permanent bundle of sticks friendsgaylord
gaylord
that hurts dude....
edit you know bundle of sticks pibb only upvoting cuz he a bundle of sticks jew bitch
i hate jews and blacks
You manage to take an actually hilarious copy pasta and completely fucking ruin it equals.
The only reason you got upvotes is cuz you're a friend and america is being ruined by affirmative action
PS pibb aka orange crush is a fucking retarded jew
I'm insane and none of you really exist.
can ijoin ffursa?
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Found our thread on page 3...how the mighty have fallen. Why can't you friends wake up earlier?reported
reported
I miss the good old days.
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God bless him, RIP Cikel
this song reminds me of cikel
R.I.P frisian banner :cry:
yeah, should be back up in several hours. damned EU bid snipers got me with my pants down
I have to be the mother, won't I?
I wan't to say something. I want to say something that doesn't spew anger and hatred towards people I will never meet. I want this very badly. But there is a block. I feel it in the form of bile rising from my stomach up to my mouth. My heart begins to pump and I can feel the pounding in my head as my veins pulse with heat. My jaw clenches and my eyes narrow. And I end up deleting whatever message it is with a resigned sigh and bury my feelings deeper inside in a vain attempt to remember the good times with fondness. Yet every remembered second I spent playing this game and loving it adds to the inferno inside of me and I cannot stop my thoughts from racing and the rage from mounting. The way people in this game act and the continuous rationalization and reinforcement of these actions I can no longer abide silently.but ceekl ;(
The self assured smug pompous bastards believing naively that they are a more worthy member of an internet community because they are in such and such clan and receive such and such score. Because "man all those occitan guys are so swell" even when they are among the most arrogant perpetrators of this vile debauchery of smugness. To sit around- oh and I have been around- to hear these fools perpetuate their belief that they are above the common faculties of common courtesy and believe that they are something special because they play a pathetic mod of an even more pathetic game- and they are good at it. They get together in their teamspeaks and pat themselves on the back and act like utter neanderthals in their posts and receive countless upvotes from their adoring masses who aspire to be so smug. Look no further than Daruvian who has been sustained and reinforced that acting like a pompous douche and more importantly genuinely believing he is better than others will get you far in this community. Look no further than the hate mongering of new clans with new members who threaten the status quo of the cool internet kids club. People who act kindly to you but treat others like filth are not good people. Yet you fools who I though were above this have fallen into the lie whole heartedly. Believing yourselves important slobs surrounded by decadence you are too blind to see. "Oh he is such a nice guy" because he is an admin a respected member of a community built upon disrespect. You who embrace wholeheartedly the term sperg are no better than the ignorant friends who perpetuate the use of the word nigga. You sicken me and are fully deserving of my hate and disdain.
And yet I suffered this vile filth for too long- believing that the disgust in my stomach was unwarranted. That for every asshole pompous douche like Mr Pibb- who by and large for a very long time has been an immense proponent of internet douchebaggery- there is a Mr Pink.
You disgust me. How well you all now fit into this shitmunity. I envy you to be honest. How you can come together and pat yourselves on the back with your smug words. To shout praise in hopes that going along with everyone else you will become well liked and fit in. Go on and assure each other with a nice pat on the back of what good guys you are and praise your community heroes. Go upvote joe's mindless dribble and exclaim how hilarious and inventive it was and how your sides are stitched from laughter. Go numbly praise the admins and the devs and try and receive your recognition like a pig rolling in mud. Talk about how swell those MB and Occitan guys are who wouldn't even give you the time of day if you were me. Go root around you filthy animals. You fake fuckers disgust me.
I wan't to say something. I want to say something that doesn't spew anger and hatred towards people I will never meet. I want this very badly. But there is a block. I feel it in the form of bile rising from my stomach up to my mouth. My heart begins to pump and I can feel the pounding in my head as my veins pulse with heat. My jaw clenches and my eyes narrow. And I end up deleting whatever message it is with a resigned sigh and bury my feelings deeper inside in a vain attempt to remember the good times with fondness. Yet every remembered second I spent playing this game and loving it adds to the inferno inside of me and I cannot stop my thoughts from racing and the rage from mounting. The way people in this game act and the continuous rationalization and reinforcement of these actions I can no longer abide silently.
The self assured smug pompous bastards believing naively that they are a more worthy member of an internet community because they are in such and such clan and receive such and such score. Because "man all those occitan guys are so swell" even when they are among the most arrogant perpetrators of this vile debauchery of smugness. To sit around- oh and I have been around- to hear these fools perpetuate their belief that they are above the common faculties of common courtesy and believe that they are something special because they play a pathetic mod of an even more pathetic game- and they are good at it. They get together in their teamspeaks and pat themselves on the back and act like utter neanderthals in their posts and receive countless upvotes from their adoring masses who aspire to be so smug. Look no further than Daruvian who has been sustained and reinforced that acting like a pompous douche and more importantly genuinely believing he is better than others will get you far in this community. Look no further than the hate mongering of new clans with new members who threaten the status quo of the cool internet kids club. People who act kindly to you but treat others like filth are not good people. Yet you fools who I though were above this have fallen into the lie whole heartedly. Believing yourselves important slobs surrounded by decadence you are too blind to see. "Oh he is such a nice guy" because he is an admin a respected member of a community built upon disrespect. You who embrace wholeheartedly the term sperg are no better than the ignorant friends who perpetuate the use of the word nigga. You sicken me and are fully deserving of my hate and disdain.
And yet I suffered this vile filth for too long- believing that the disgust in my stomach was unwarranted. That for every asshole pompous douche like Mr Pibb- who by and large for a very long time has been an immense proponent of internet douchebaggery- there is a Mr Pink.
You disgust me. How well you all now fit into this shitmunity. I envy you to be honest. How you can come together and pat yourselves on the back with your smug words. To shout praise in hopes that going along with everyone else you will become well liked and fit in. Go on and assure each other with a nice pat on the back of what good guys you are and praise your community heroes. Go upvote joe's mindless dribble and exclaim how hilarious and inventive it was and how your sides are stitched from laughter. Go numbly praise the admins and the devs and try and receive your recognition like a pig rolling in mud. Talk about how swell those MB and Occitan guys are who wouldn't even give you the time of day if you were me. Go root around you filthy animals. You fake fuckers disgust me.
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I wan't to say something.
This is well written, and your points are valid.
But this is all just human nature, bro. People form cliques and rivalries with other cliques in the community.
Especially in a mostly male-based. testosterone-fueled community. The small size of this community is what makes this behavior stand out, compared to other games. Everyone knows each other and you play with and against the same people every day. Combine that with everyone's emphasis on the the importance of skill and you basically get this high school football team behavior.
We weren't on football team in real, but we'll be damned if we're not on football team on the internet.
Cikel would get along with me IRL.
I really just insult internet personas. You can't change that about yourself when your childhood idle was George Carlin. The great majority of people are nice, just some of us take the piss out of each other and ourselves on the internet. Please call the FBI and send me to jail for cyberbullying.
Basically that. I hope I haven't been part of what you're talking about, but as the headmaster general of nerds here I imagine that I'm bound to have been. I've been in plenty of teamspeaks and it doesn't seem that any group playing this game is immune to what you're talking about. Nearly anyone playing this game for more than a couple months will talk mad shit in TS behind the back of people every now and again. Except for Ravens, actually. They're too busy being TACTICOOL and god bless them for it.
I just want you to come back and be the bravest of the internet knights again. The less brave internet knights and ball-squires could learn a thing or two from you, but I don't see it happening.
lol
I think you're all delightful and attractive young men.
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I bet you guys cry when you're watching The Notebook too, queers.
<3 Ryan Gosling <3
I bet you guys cry when you're watching The Notebook too, queers.
<3 Ryan Gosling <3
I do not even know who Ryan Gosling is or what 'The Notebook' is. I think this is a good thing? I need some young, virile stud to come explain to me what these things are.cup?
bunch of nerdsgo back to your ban threads
Internet dads what if cikel doesn't come back.
I bet you guys cry when you're watching The Notebook too, queers.No joke I cried when I watched Deathly Hallows pt. 2, I also cry when I reach that part in the book as well. But I am also a parent so it works on a different set of emotions.
<3 Ryan Gosling <3
Pink said I couldn't. He said many tried before, and many failed. But I will be the first to succeed. The first to successfully get valor with nothing but my fists.I wish you luck sir but the staggering amount of ranged players will disagree with you. Maybe we can help you succeed with a Frisian body shield.
I am in training.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2T9v9Z3KbM
I bet you guys cry when you're watching The Notebook too, queers.
<3 Ryan Gosling <3
Man what the hell did I ever do to cikel??
ps miss all of u
For you Cikel.
I need help finding some good bands like Beethoven.
what the fuck
hI CAN i join please i have rUSSIA AND 11 YEARS OLD
Anyone with a JIDF poster is an honorary Frisian IMO.
hi i am russia very cute and sex
Why foreheads suck in three short pictures.(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
I don't really care about modern wars and crap like that. What really is interesting to me is the medieval warfare and politics of the European middle ages. I think we can all agree thats why we are playing this game....(click to show/hide)
Apologies for the off-topic post, I just felt like addressing this post fairly. :)
I wish this clan the best of luck.
I don't really care about modern wars and crap like that. What really is interesting to me is the medieval warfare and politics of the European middle ages. I think we can all agree thats why we are playing this game....
please no don't summon bjord back are you fucking insane
Dude, you gotta say Bjord's name three times to summon him.
duh
my weekly cikel song postnice
<3
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cikel...
what is this, a bad music thread?
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Can someone actually explain what the gayness has to do with Frisia?
Grutte Pier is a hero of mine, I doubt any gay person could even hold his sword.
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I'm not easily offended but the image of the statue of Great Pier in combination with the words 'rectally ravage', make it hard not to take offence
Well its not like I'm really offended but just confused.
First of all how come a NA clan come up with Frisians, I thought only Frisians know about Frisia lol.
And secondly, to my knowing there is only one clan expressing their gayness... you guys
and the combination makes me like HUH?
I know about Frisia because I studied central European culture as a byway of studying Deutsch for four years. Sandy just briefly read some shitty forum description of them by another nerd.
This angsty sad song represents my placidity that has been shattered since cikel has left us on a bitter noteit sounds like a really greasy greasy ginger is trying to sing this like what the fuck
it sounds like a really greasy greasy ginger is trying to sing this like what the fuck
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fug :--D
That tickles in a way that if Sandy were to tickle me that way I'd say..."Oooooh thas naice."(click to show/hide)
fug :--D
mom and dad I'm being bullied by clockwork wut doSon even though you are a filthy gook I still love you. Clockwork is just a cum-guzzling mouth-breather who just happens to have a noble crusade in mind.
mom you're scaring me
tell me my music sucks
fucking youtube embedding broke
oh ok now let me my music sucks
holy shit, why is this thread still alive
We're like apustulentfestering corpse that refuses to decay and clings to life as if the very fate of the world depended on it lingering around.
__________ ^ pestilent
Also we have cookies.
How to speak English? First of all, what do you think you want to say, then you form your tongue and mouth into a shape, pushing air. Then you sit down, do not know why you just say what you have done.
wat...
^ I'm a huge bundle of sticks.How to speak English? First of all, what do you think you want to say, then you form your tongue and mouth into a shape, pushing air. Then you sit down, do not know why you just say what you have done.
wat...
I just realized how awful and toxic I can be.
Also this computer screen is super sweet.
I love you guys.
Havelle, lets get a place together. I think it is the best thing for us.
Do you think we're ready to take this step, Sandy?
hi mom
hi mom
By the way Arty I am coming to your villages to pick up that stuff. Just let me know where to be.
Just say you're picking up the 12 inch dildos and lube. We all know what it is anyway.
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Let's be honest, it never had a Frisia theme.
Hey is this where old people go to die? Dracul told me to come and laugh at the old people...
Hahah yeah fuck old people heh yeah... They really told me that so I would come here and die... didnt they?
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An alcohol soaked brain is one of the purest pleasures I've ever known. I want to leave it to fester and rot in the sun.
I'm home, I'll be seeing youfuckersaround.
<3
I hope you mean this guy(click to show/hide)
If Tom Hanks didn't shower for a week, he'd be Tom Stanks.
damnit cikel now I know you're alive come play with us you fuckwat
YA FUCKED UP NOW
but really come play with us i really do miss you and i think everyone else does too
wat
You should ban me when I'm drunk.
Cikel
Why cry, blue sky
your heart is warm,
but your love is dry,
your mind is torn,
and the clouds are high.
The wind is blowing,
and my blouse is flowing,
waiting for you
to put your hands on me.
Your touch was soft,
but your beard was rough,
your thoughts were aloft,
and you'd had enough.
cum back to me.
Summers Eve
Mary Lennox stood there watching the summers sunset
Deciding on which of the twelve inch dildos from Amazon he will get
He takes a pause to reminisce
About the times he received King James golden mist.
Had a hard day getting rammed so called for a truce
Nah his master answered because I’m my old friendet Bruce
Marry Lennox stood there listening to the winds go swoosh
Marry Lennox is a big Summers Eve Douche.(click to show/hide)
I'll be back stateside this week"dick sheaths"
Prepare your anuses(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
Groub phodo :DDD(click to show/hide)
Groub phodo :DDD
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Balias bears a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.
Groub phodo :DDD
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Who the fuck is this brown nosing friend another ghost. I read that mega daruvian thread and it made me rage so hard those fucking friend admins. And that bundle of sticks jew piece of shit tanken what a fuckin friend he needs to hurry up and die from an asthma attack fukin piece of shit that he is.
and pink just because i came into ts high as fuck one day and didnt immediately say fucking somethin to you because me and irish where high as fucking friend dicks on the apalaaction mountains doesnt mean shit you fucking piece of bundle of sticks trash friendjew you dont have to fuckin ignore me because i was in the middle of a fucking intense fight that had my dick massively erect from fright seriously my heart was pumping so hard it felt like my chest was gonna explode and i was yelling in dota on the mic to my dick head teammates because i was faceless void and those friends were getting fucked in the friend ass by the enemy team so i couldnt fucking just say hi now could i when i am conducting military operations against the encroaching enenmy team coming up to our fucking t3 friend tower and i have to leap in and everyones bitching at eachother and i fuckin go in with my ult and completely miss it because now i feel bad i didnt say fucking hi to you because i couldnt fuckin say hi to you because i am general fuckin friend patton up in this bitch tryna catch the desert friend by his fuckin tail and put my dick near his balls and fold them over my dick in a capsule like method of jerking off and you have to go and be a friend you are my fucking friend i love you why you gotta fuckin be like that pink jesus fuck i hope you fuckin get raped by a cat you friend i love you peace please forgive me
yea but another ghost you fucking admin lil friend go upvote some more friend admin posts you fuckin bundle of sticks lol piece of shit
and fuck all of yall seriously here is how i feel about you
havelle: you fuckin left the game and i didnt think about your ass ONCE you fucking piece of shit you think you can just leave for like a year and ima give a fuck about you anymore? broke my fuckin heart asshole (the irony of this statement is not lost on me as i have "left the game" and expect all of you to read this and give me many upvotes and say "oh lol cikel u r gud guy lel hehe kekek 4chan is COOL haha ohh we are the slikc bakc friends of our generation)
sandy: you are the definition of a suck up who wants everyone to like him. and most of us do like you bundle of sticks so keep up the good work you friend
jack: i have to thank you truly because you are one of the main reasons i stopped playing this pathetic shit game. that being said you're just a dumb friend kid BUT you will grow up to probably be smarter than me so good for you. however there is still a chance ill "find jesus" and go back to school and easily become richer than mostly all of you because of my vast connections but in reality i plan on becoming a heroin addict/dealer.
daruvian: i dont like you ever but you are OK truly maybe one day you will give into your bisexual urges and truly findpeace
derp: im sorry man everyone was such an asshole to you i really am it breaks my heart we had a lot of good times and i doubt you'll ever read this but i wish you eternal happiness and many good years ahead. im sorry i wont ever be around to hear about the first time you got laid and how good that boys asshole felt when you busted a sweet nut and had him lick your balls after
chosen1: your name is gay beccause i would chosen you to lick on my number 1 as it comes out of my dick.
sugar: lol i've never wanted to see someones dick so badly before purely for scientific reasoning
klouse i love you
also anotherghost you need to work on your jokes they just remind me of being in middle school. Unless you're in middle school then HEY boy keep up the good work! Your friend jokes about "oh black people have big lips LOL HEHEH" are so SUPER edgy and hilarious bro you are truly doing gods work at this point. SO yea you friend go eat some KFC LOL and have high blood pressure LOL although the two black people who went to my school are so much richer than all of you and i dont think they eat kfc
here is a picture of a milk carton cumming on a stupid bitch
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"oh lol cikel u r gud guy lel hehe kekek 4chan is COOL haha ohh we are the slikc bakc friends of our generation)
Thanks for the enormous welcome. I hope I can fit in. I'll definitely find out because I really want to get this gen over with, which means I'll probably be on a lot this coming week.
I'll also be busy perfecting my gear, may as well use this clan as an excuse to actually make an impression, might even write something on my profile page, as soon as I figure out who the hell the Frisians were, and how I can make myself fit in history wise. :P
From what I can tell, just be gay and you'll be fine 8-)
Thanks for the enormous welcome. I hope I can fit in. I'll definitely find out because I really want to get this gen over with, which means I'll probably be on a lot this coming week.
I'll also be busy perfecting my gear, may as well use this clan as an excuse to actually make an impression, might even write something on my profile page, as soon as I figure out who the hell the Frisians were, and how I can make myself fit in history wise. :P
This isn't Acre :P but you can check the first post to learn a little of the history of Magna Frisia or Friesland. In game we just make everyone look bad by being awesome it's the best way to make a statement.
Frisia in game
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My desktop's power supply has bitten the dust, if I'm getting on to play anything, it'll be on my subpar-decent laptop. It was a good run with the ole' girl, but she's finally dead.
At least until I get scavenge a new PSU. If its something more serious than the power supply, it'll be a hot minute before I'll be able to build a new rig.
Damn shame. I'll miss you fuckers for a while.
My desktop's power supply has bitten the dust, if I'm getting on to play anything, it'll be on my subpar-decent laptop. It was a good run with the ole' girl, but she's finally dead.
At least until I get scavenge a new PSU. If its something more serious than the power supply, it'll be a hot minute before I'll be able to build a new rig.
Damn shame. I'll miss you fuckers for a while.
Yo that sucks. How powerful of a psu do you need to replace it? As a slickdeals.net fiend, ill link you if any affordable ones go on sale. (there is a psu on front page today, but it's 750W which is overkill if you don't need it).
REQUESTING KEY
Beat Goggles in Brawl, Equal. Happy now? :D Unfortunate that you couldn't go yesterday since there were 40+ entrants for both PM and Melee.
It was off-putting since I tried playing Melee and PM at the same time (never having touched PM before) and switching between all of those games. I was glad to donate to #1 though. I have no interest in getting good at those games, it's more fun being bad and making excuses.
Lol omg this makes me so happy. I've been calling Goggles a fraud and you would expose him for months. It is a shame that I couldn't make it, there might only be one more tournament this summer I can go to in upstate before I leave for college. What are your thoughts on PM? I was under the impression lots of Brawl players thought it was the shit.
Dear Sandy D,
The Republic wants you!
Join the United Socialist Squid Republic today!
"I know I'm doing my part"
Uncle Wes wants you to join the USSR.
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Look at how hard we tried to not recruit players.And what time does :((click to show/hide)
You fucking AHHHHHHH I send you a well thought out message trying to help a new bundle of sticks out and what the fuck. You don't even have the decency to message me back AHHHHHHHHH you stupid fucking cunt. And then what do you do? You go out and join TKOV LOL. YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER. Did you enjoy that loud ass fucking mentally retarded team speak?? How about those whiney high pitched screaming couldnt shut the fuck up and give a moments peace jizz yelling noises. Or did you just want to be older than everyone so they would look up to you and your real life experiences? Only person I know who wants to hang around loud, obnoxious people younger than themselves are Mr Pink and that's his stupid ass children (no offense pink but your kids are like 3 and 0 so they're pretty fucking stupid at this point I mean they cant even manually block in crpg yet.
I mean this is what you fucking wrote:
24 y/o
CST, Murica.
30 Archer, gen 1. - Main - considering switching to pikes for next gen.
A few alts 15-25.
I've been doing some strat battles, and am playing strat as a loner.
I'd rather have a crushing advantage in a siege tower with my bow, or just stab cav, since I am usually too stoned to block very well, and my penis is big enough for me to not care about k/d ratio, it's all about the greater good.
I played before strat was implemented, and have only recently come back, and would like to make it into Valhalla so I may dine with my forebears.
what a FUCKING COON. "I want to make it into Valhalla" Who writes that shit?? Only jews I know are the RAVENS OF VALHALLA. Dine with my forebears. Give me a fucking break. And what kind of weak ass weed do you smoke? Holy shit. You're 24 and "too high to block" LOL that's just sad dude. Fucking sad. Weed is for pussies. The last time I was "too high" to do something was when I was getting my dick sucked by this cute boy and he asked me to fuck his bundle of sticks boyfriend in the ass.
HERE IS THE MAIN POINT OF THIS POST AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
But really how fucking bad mannered can you possibly be? I've messaged so many people over crpg, and you are the only person who didn't message me back. That's fine. I really didn't care or remember at the time. Also, I had just acquired Chosen1 from the same thread who is about twice as gay as you'll ever be. BUT YOU SAVED AND REMEMBERED MY POST. That's the part I don't understand. You one cold ass mother fucker. And then you go posting my fucking message in this thread like you actually gave a fuck? Get the fuck over yourself you dumb central american living hippie. Go smoke some more outdoor weed.
Nah but seriously I'm glad you actually read my post. Still think ravens woulda been good for you since you're into all that gay friend shit. Wish I coulda played with you woulda been nice to talk about jews with you.
Also Sandy (sorry about your computer bubby) I'm chalking this one up as my recruit which brings it to like 10 or 11 when do I get my complimentary trombone (rim job + reach around)?
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all that shit by cikel
Mr Pink and that's his stupid ass children (no offense pink but your kids are like 3 and 0 so they're pretty fucking stupid at this point I mean they cant even manually block in crpg yetLOL WHAT PINK IS THIS TRUE
Only person I know who wants to hang around loud, obnoxious people younger than themselves are Mr Pink and that's his stupid ass children (no offense pink but your kids are like 3 and 0 so they're pretty fucking stupid at this point I mean they cant even manually block in crpg yet.
lol jesus. There's so much down syndrome in that post I can't rebuke all of it. TKoV was pretty cool man. I don't recall Rob or Hobb ever yelling. I picked them because they were the biggest blue blob on the map, and as a gen 1, considering moving from archer to hoplite, it seemed advantageous. I still love those guys. It saves personal messages automatically, friend. Now that I read my post, it does sound pretty retarded, lol, but you wanted that retardation, didn't you? I think I was watching the new Vikings series and had a hard on. I don't ever see you, so why should you care if I posted your message on the forums of a game you don't play? Your message was full of useful information at the time, and am sorry if my getting back to you was too slow for your patience.
Gay(click to show/hide)
cikel when will you finally believe that im actually a nice guy IRL
and really i dont remember 98% of the stuff you talk about in your post because to me its just the in-and-out daily inane babble of being a nerd online, its unimportant
in the end we all know we're friends, everything said and done in between the beginning and the end is just stuff to keep us entertained and busy
cunt
Also I'm ashamed to say I enjoy the middle school racist humor that panos and chosen post sporadically.
i cant process the fact that since we created frisia we have made 88 pages of pure liquid shit in this thread
Screaming Idiot my friend, this is coming out utterly amazing. You are an artist.
hey guys I'm not actually dead despite what is most likely the common sentiment, i just didn't feel like playing video games for a while
really fucking weird feeling(click to show/hide)
For fuck's sake, Sandy. I'm making portraits of you and all the most fabulous Frisians during your clan's heyday and you're losing your nerdiness.
Blame Havelle for this masterpiece below, he was the one that requested it.
I also still have to staple Frisia's banner to whatever heraldic items you guys are wearing and remove some visual tearing/other anomalies, along with fixing the resolution.(click to show/hide)
One more person remains, but who is it?
It is goddamned beautiful. Love it.
One more person remains, but who is it?make me pls. im important too rite
.... bjord....
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Dude, you gotta say Bjord's name three times to summon him.
duh
please no don't summon bjord back are you fucking insane
hey guys I'm not actually dead despite what is most likely the common sentiment, i just didn't feel like playing video games for a while
really fucking weird feeling(click to show/hide)
at least you can always come back to this thread to make you feel less weird
Niggas I wish I also had drawn: Jack Badoon, Pibb, Rubes, Sugar, Chonsen1, Mantooth, Petunia, Peyton, but I went with the original "Havedling or whatever" for ease on Screaming Idiot.
No offense to dudes I missed but these dudes have always been bros.
Literally einstein.
I am back in 'Merica ya bundle of sticks.
It's Only Business
He was the type of nigga who would suck your dick and fondle your balls while you came. A real class act.
Does this mark the end of Frisia as we know it?
Its a proper season finale. Maybe series finale. The long absent Cikel makes a dazzling return, in the spirit of the old days. Daruvian is graduating. Sandy can't play video games and is getting a fucking job you bum. Apollo's back to school. I'm doing the coast guard Actually starting college and finally getting some direction, thanks Rubes and Sandy. All those other guys we used to hang out with that got married and moved on this year. I'm sure Badoon's got stuff going on. Jack's graduating or something this year too.
Just remember that we won the Murica League undefeated.
Also, that this clan is the only clan that matters and will never die
please noI'm always forgotten.. I am dead on inside. Brb going to stick my penis in a shampoo bottle.
i have a life besides crpg
dont make me do this
Whatever, fuck you guys, I'll still be playing video games with Pink, Chiken, Pets, Zater, and Rubes, with Daruvian coming in and telling us about his map every day, and Eddy asking us about butt stuff.I asked once about butt plugs. I was wanting to know more about them before I buy in on this whole butt sex stuff.
All tru niggas, ride or die, smoke video games every day
Can someone post the one where we all rp'd and havelle wrote about tables and even jack joined in? I can't find it on mine. And guys going through your post history on this forum is FUCKIN HORRENDOUS (re reading all the horrible autism hurts my soul) I can't do it again so if someone can go through there's and find it.. I feel like that was the pinnacle of human story telling. (Except when miggy came in with his unoriginal bullshit and got 19 upvotes for some unfunny stupid fucking shit that was obviously mean spirited) God those FCC guys were the biggest bundle of stickss.
The messenger burst through the door, a look of panic stricken across his face. His eyes darted back and forth wildly as if unsure who to address. Cikel cast a bemused glance towards his brother in arms Havelle, Lord Protector of Rindyar Castle. Havelle, stoic as ever, merely turned towards the messenger and nodded.
"M-m-my L-l-lord" the boy finally managed to stutter out. "I bring word from Lord Daruvian."
Cikel sat back in his chair and smiled. He casually glanced over the beautiful table trying to mask the desire in his eyes. How could this bumbling fool Havelle come to own such a beautiful masterpiece? He sighed, perhaps a tad too dramatically. Lord Havelle looked over at Cikel, suspicion evident in his cold, beautiful blue eyes.
"The gay Knight sends word? This ought to be delicious," declared Cikel.
"Pray tell good lad what tidings do you bring from our valiant Knight," inquired Havelle.
For a minute there was silence. The boy was so wrapped up in the table most likely fantasizing. He admired its smooth finish and beautiful integrity. The almost god like sheen when the daylight hit the surface. The curvatures of the legs, the masterful carvings, this was a table unlike many others.
"Riders bearing the crest of Acre advance on Rduna milord."
Cikel let loose a gleeful cackle while a broadening smile enveloped his face. His eyes sparkled with a devilish... sparkle.
"You Frisians sure are in for it now. It's a good thing I left you fools when I did. Send my regards to Sandersson." He leaned over and gave Havelle a quick kiss on the lips, but his eyes lingered on the table with lust. He absently drew his fingers across the table perhaps a little too enviously for Havelle to ignore.
"Cikel you sniveling coward," boomed Havelle, "Will you turn and run again with your legs between tail. Er your tail between your.. legs. You foolish boy if dat ass wasn't so good you ass be kicked to da curb.... ye heard. You spend your days moping around my castle, your breath reeking of alcohol and cock. You're a disgrace to the cause, but god dam it we tolerate you for whatever reasons. You scream disappointment veiled in empty suggestions. Be gone from here at once I have no use for your sweet lips."
"Who the fuck do you think you are Havelle. I've been around for too long to take shit from some master fuck as yourself. I RESIGNED my post in dishonor for the way I handled that campaign. But I'll be dammed if I'll be apart of Sanderssons brigade. That mother fucker only told us what to do when we finally got tired of waiting around and tried to do something ourselves. Our armies waited and waited all while the valiant Ravens made heroic attack after heroic attack. And fuck the Ravens while I'm at it. They can't even tell when I'm pissed off at Sandersson for being a dick eating-"
Havelle lashed out from his seat, interrupting the drunk mid sentence. His heavy hand back slashed Cikel right across his beautiful big lips.
"I've had enough of you and your bullshit. You bring disgrace to anyone who calls themselves an Internet Knight. Now get the fuck up to my bedroom and get your ass ready for the biggest hate fuck you'll get."
Cikel could barely contain his tiny erection. His eyes glazed over with longing, and thoughts of the table long abandoned. All he could do was thank chadz that Havelle's long cock had not abandoned him.
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I'm always forgotten.. I am dead on inside. Brb going to stick my penis in a shampoo bottle.
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where is tore the merchant
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It's Havelle's comission. He only asked for those 5 peeps to be drawn. If you want yourself included, talk to Havelle.
Hey boys, sorry my nerd-dick has been woefully flaccid lately but I'm sure you guys'll live. Figured I'd stay off the intershits 'til I got a job again, and that happened. Imagine I'll be back in the next couple days or so. Miss you fuckers.
@Cikel I hope you always remember that this poormy old friend southern whitebread forest-dwelling piece of shit loves you.
Hey boys, sorry my nerd-dick has been woefully flaccid lately but I'm sure you guys'll live. Figured I'd stay off the intershits 'til I got a job again, and that happened. Imagine I'll be back in the next couple days or so. Miss you fuckers.
@Cikel I hope you always remember that this poormy old friend southern whitebread forest-dwelling piece of shit loves you.
I proposed to Mr. Pleb and got his agreement that I am probably the player in this game who has managed to get a yellow block next to their name while also having the history of talking the most ridiculous shit.
Hi nerds,
I'm almost to Flo Rida, where I'll hopefully soon get a legit pad+internet to resume playing vidya, as games is truly the most important part of my life. Miss u Apollo.
i feel like all of us are just the stars of Stephen King's It and cRPG is pennywise the clown, haunting us throughout our lives
just to embarrass/shame the fuck out of us both
I'm more of a blowee than a blower, honestly. Sandy can attest to this, and my intense 50-minute stamina. I seriously doubt you have video evidence of me blowing him.
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Haha sandy what is that I liked it.(click to show/hide)
In memory of chosen1. I don't know what happened. Maybe nothing happened. Maybe it was just crpg. People say it's the community. It's not. It's the moderators and admins. They're the biggest pieces of shit.(click to show/hide)
Did the admins get to you?
Maybe it was the game itself. Maybe it lost its magic. There are only so many times you can kill someone with a sword?(click to show/hide)
Did you get bored?
Or maybe it is a shitmunity full of cocka-roaches.(click to show/hide)
Did you feel too much?
I hope you read this chosen. You're a good guy and I think you're funny. You made me laugh and your sense of humor is genuine when you want it to be. I wish you had posted more words in the clan thread instead of just pictures of things. I wish we had talked in game or even played the game together. I think you and I coulda stayed up until 5 am like I did with the rest of the guys. You missed out bro. Maybe you don't need it, but Frisia was such a great community. Most likely you're a well adjusted member of society, but to a pariah such as myself team speak was a godsend.
Is this post about chosen? Fuck no. I like you chosen and I'll miss you. But this is about ME. Pay attention to ME. Upvote this and pretend you actually read the mindless drivel. Quote it and say "bravo cikel i ate up every word you wrote you should totally be a ryter i would pay for your book of lif e wisdoms and experiences." Tell me what happened to chosen. Tell me you miss me or something. I miss you.
Edit: Biggest tradgedy is that I will have one less + than usual. There goes my inflated self worth.
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Jack you seem like the type that goes around making out with disabled kids because they can't defend themselfs.
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Jack you seem like the type that goes around making out with disabled kids because they can't defend themselfs.
giving proper citations
http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/(official)-catalan-company/msg1092392/#msg1092392
dont you have gay duties to be attending to squire cikel
matters to address:
1. educational route
biology A.S. -> biology B.S. -> physician assistant M.S. (http://www.bls.gov/ooh/healthcare/physician-assistants.htm), and my associates is free havent paid a cent lol
2. i do have a gf, shes scottish. the girl i talked about that one time was pretty hot and good at giving head but i just found i didn't care about her so i broke it off. also she may have been hot but she had a stank pussy. current gf is vegetarian and i've hypothesized that it makes her lovehole taste better.
still 2. bundle of stickss(without the r).typefrag.com
3. you're a friend, blow me you greasy manchild
4. I play this game like maybe once a week at most, i dont have time for video games
I'm good, thanks for asking. You?
Basically it was really long and just a bunch of mundane things I do to fill my days involving coffee shops, like Jewish Delis, looking for hats, liking a band, going to poetry readings, playing chess, Spanish girls wanting the D, shooting pool for money, being talked to by crazy people and semi retarded girls on buses, hating my job, taking the bus, reading books, getting kicked out of bars, avoiding people while I text or talk on the phone, being surrounded by friends.
It wasn't very interesting, I promise you.
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also do we want to play/buy a clan pack thingar for this new melee battlegrounds contraption? chadz did a good job of selling me on it, and I'll almost certainly get alpha access for myself anyway
we could be the inadvertantly homo-erotic barely historically-based proud jackasses we once were
I'm good, thanks for asking. You?
Admit it sandy. Life is better without video games. Otherwise you woulda fixed your shit a long time ago. Power supplies are cheap as fuck. Hard drives are cheap as fuck. Shit even getting a mid quality friend is cheaper than that shit.
you people make me fucking sick
by the way i just got a blowjob and now im going to lunch at a hipster cafe
sandy in the wake of this bill cosby ordeal im getting in on the $$$ and filing molestation charges against you
you'll be hearing from my attorney, Leonard "The Goyinator" Circumcisivitz
harry: sandy and i will be visiting you soon.
amigostarter
oobs :DDDD oh fug :DDD musd hab been a froodian slib :DDDDD
Is the love hole the butthole?
Good dude. I know I hate your fucking guts but your success makes me happy right now. Really you can only "hate" the people you feel strongly about. And I do feel strongly about you although it's usually only the negatives that come out. What am I gonna say that I love you? Anyways I'm sad to hear that you don't play video games anymore.
When you told me you weren't a nursing major anymore I was pretty fucking pissed (not really but you get what I mean I always thought of you as a responsible hard worker with real life goals and such). The last thing anyone should do is just get some generic bullshit degree such as "economics" or "chemistry". But it seems you're actually trading up. Mid level practitioners are a sweet gig. When I used to volunteer at the hospital everyone told me PA's had it pretty sweet.
Thanks for all the laughs you fucking coon. Call your girl Cikel for me one time right as you climax. I know you won't but I'd get a fucking kick and a half out of it if you did.
Sandy you sweet sweet boy. At least you're a working nigga now as the blacks would say in their rap songs. What's it like working there? You should try and work a prostitution angle into it - all those lonely business people. Or is it the type of hotel that people rent out for prostitution purposes or sketchy drug deals? I know it's tempting to try and get a slice of that but let's be honest you'll probably end up dead or in jail just like all the other young black youths of our times.
I suggest you never fix your computer. When this 7 year old piece of shit dies I'm not going to replace it. I can honestly say that after 21 years of playing video games it was not worth it. Sure you "meet" some amazing people, but in the end it isn't real - no matter how much we want it to be. We are definitely friends and I'll try to remember you for as long as i can, but I'll never be able hit you up to go clubbing on friday nights. Because you know.... that's something we totally want to/would do. We totally wouldn't get high as fuck off shrooms in a dark room with a red light on for 8 hours. You're a real nigga sandy keep it up for the rest of your life.
Is that "business" of yours going to get expunged from your record? I wish you all the luck in dealing with "the man". Lord knows they always tryna keep us real niggas down. Don't lose hope bro you'll get that "feels (tm) degree " (hahahahah that is hilarious btw) one day. Or, you know, you could go to a trade school and learn welding and make like 100k a year. http://profoundlydisconnected.com/.
As for me bro I go to sleep and wake up just like everyone else. I do some things in between. Is it what I "should be doing"? Definitely not. In my defense I never had motivation. I don't really understand why. The kids who smoked more pot than me in high school, who went to all the parties, got all the bitches, and were in all the normal classes- they're working on wall street now. Honestly they were all pretty nice to me so it's not like I hate or envy them. Maybe when you finish your studying you can tell me why I am the way I am?
Havelle why don't you fucking tell us how you're doing you stupid cunt. I know you're lurking here stop being a my old friend.
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Haha what the fuck is this. Haven't read this terrible thread in a year and clicked on it to find the as-expected racist meme spamming by Panos and others
so if i start playing over winter break is nobody going to join me?
I will be there on occasion, although admittedly in the recent past "occasionally" has meant more like very rarely.
Well I played for like 30 minutes and it got boring
RIP in piece mod.
I know you guys are out there, somewhere.(click to show/hide)
Merry Christmas Havelle!
I'm out here. Lurking. Waiting for the glorious future of playing online vidjer games.
I've also been infected with christmas cheer, and I am thankful for all the good friends I made on this internet swords n' horsies simulator.
I'm very grateful to the Based God for providing me with Arowaine, Phantasmal, Sittingbull, Artyem, Aldo, Haramir, Tanken/all the KUTTmy old friends, Wolfgang, and all the others I've had good interactions with over the years (oh god what)
My boys know how much I love them :^)
i havent played this game in months lol
my old friend boy James down voted you because you called it a game and not life.
P.s I saw sandy training for virgin cup 2015 and just so happen to have my camera with me.
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I joined the bundle of sticks party late, but most of you seemed like decent folk. I've decided to play again, and see where it takes me. Enjoy your lives outside crpg, return to your bundle of sticksy reminiscence, and continue bashing the best escape from the drudgery that is real life.
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Double post to say that you were a swell dude. It's a shame that you and Breidr and a couple others just showed up too damn late to the shindig. We used to go so hard, boys. I think it might all be ogre, though.guess im a bench warmer
never 4get cRPG NA Murrica league undefeated champions
never 4get dreamteam Sandy, Daruvian, Cikel, Pibb, Jack1, JesusChrist, Bagge (lol), Aderyn (lol again), RJ, Tanken, Siper, Pink, and any bench-warmers out there
guess im a bench warmer
Components are of arriving this afternoon for new gamebox!
I will place parts in correct configuration for the workings when i am coming home from work yes?
Can we start a forum clan page on a game we don't play? Just show up and use it to keep in touch here and there?
Oh wait.
Breaker breaker
Mommabear is operational
I repeat
Mommabear is operational
Over
how can u guys b such friends n yet have so many chicharones
Ever since I stopped playing cRPG I got a promotion at work and actually talked to a girl. Perhaps cRPG's died for us, like Jesus. With death, there is always life.
LOL HE SAID friendS
im so happy we made the choice to become a cs go clan instead
hello yes we are now the free rasalhague republic irregular militia
sign up at mwomercs.com
our TS is alive again
this is not a drill :DDDD
Frisia @csgo? Noway
Does this mean there is a game that is not csgo or league being played?
btw, we used to play tons, still play pretty often bagge. Euro ping doesn't matter to me with my playstyle of AK/M4 so much, I used to mop up cykas on Euro servers with Balias/Irish.
A lot of us are bad though. I used to be MG2, but after coming back I QUICKLY deranked to nova 2. Most of us are around nova1-2/silver. So the matchmaking and balance is a bit off, but it is always fun to me.
badoon you're an okay guy but that kinda hurt my feelings, get drunk and play video games with us sometime instead of just nostalgically talking about it if you miss us so much
can we stop this pretending to type like idiots may may now for fuck sake
What's MWO? I've been way into smash tournaments lately, but I want friends to play with when I stop in to play online games once in awhile.Mechwarrior online, teamwork-heavy BIG BATTLE BOT simulator with some persistency elements. (strategus, but coded far better but without nearly as many features)
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I had a dream I was beating off at work.
At the cash register. I swore to the cashier that the customers couldn't see me, but they did. And then I broke into a serial killer's house and killed like three of his buddies. And then my teeth fell out.
Also one of my classes is an internet class where you just talk to people on a forum.
I wish you guys could come.
i dated a vegetarian for 2 years and let me tell you that shit was fisherman's wharf down there but what do we know about vaginas anyways.
fuck, this is signature worthy
Sandy i heard they were legalizing in georgia so now your ailments may be treated legally.
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aha thank you panos, btw m9 i was in athens last weekend i shoulda hit u up
Anyone play Blade Symphony? I'm thinking of trying it out.I've played it a few times. Its pretty fun I guess, the combat is very fast paced and requires a good reaction time. The only problem is its somehow even more gimmicky than cRPG is, and theres only like 3 viable builds.
Haha sandy what is that I liked it.(click to show/hide)
In memory of chosen1. I don't know what happened. Maybe nothing happened. Maybe it was just crpg. People say it's the community. It's not. It's the moderators and admins. They're the biggest pieces of shit.(click to show/hide)
Did the admins get to you?
Maybe it was the game itself. Maybe it lost its magic. There are only so many times you can kill someone with a sword?(click to show/hide)
Did you get bored?
Or maybe it is a shitmunity full of cocka-roaches.(click to show/hide)
Did you feel too much?
I hope you read this chosen. You're a good guy and I think you're funny. You made me laugh and your sense of humor is genuine when you want it to be. I wish you had posted more words in the clan thread instead of just pictures of things. I wish we had talked in game or even played the game together. I think you and I coulda stayed up until 5 am like I did with the rest of the guys. You missed out bro. Maybe you don't need it, but Frisia was such a great community. Most likely you're a well adjusted member of society, but to a pariah such as myself team speak was a godsend.
Is this post about chosen? Fuck no. I like you chosen and I'll miss you. But this is about ME. Pay attention to ME. Upvote this and pretend you actually read the mindless drivel. Quote it and say "bravo cikel i ate up every word you wrote you should totally be a ryter i would pay for your book of lif e wisdoms and experiences." Tell me what happened to chosen. Tell me you miss me or something. I miss you.
Edit: Biggest tradgedy is that I will have one less + than usual. There goes my inflated self worth.
RIP ciekel he was an hero. I miss you pal
and actually I was only banned from forums, not in the game.
I could've made a new forum account anytime I wanted since I've been banned, but I can honestly say that getting banned was one of the best things to happen to me. This mod was like a curse that prevented me from seeing the other half of life I was missing out on. Since then, I've gotten my shit together, I started passing my classes and applying to colleges and have already been accepted to a few, and if those don't work out I can always just go to community college and study advanced gardening or some shit. I started talking to more females and have had relations with some. I also got a few jobs to help pay for that shit, if not I'll just settle for being a debt slave all my life and im ok with that honestly.
Although this mod was aids, I did learn a few things about life, like what happens if you flunk out of school and smoke weed all day. You chucklefucks i honestly hope you all got your lives together. i hope u learned from mr pink because that man fucks bithces and even has his own little pootie slayers good for him. I learned just from listening and reading you guys what life is as a young adult, something I probably wouldn't learn if I hadn't found this game. I know I didn't talk much, but the conversations I was a part of but didnt really participate in were a blast and i would do anything to do it again.
Getting banned from the forums and having not to deal with the forums and this gay ass ded mod was good but now i am drawn back, i dunno whether to pursue these sexual urges or whether to stop, but I can't because I miss you all, and I miss frisaia. rip in peace mod rip frisia clan rip fcc rip strat. resd in peas spurdo :D:D:DD rrest in peace crpg
also: for sandy,hoep to hear from u all soon. friends(click to show/hide)
never play this game again
i wonder if this is what Jackson felt like 7 years ago eh sandy
also I haven't played an online video game in months lol
never play this game again
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The first thing I did when I got to work is open up strategus
rofl guys
rofl
I don't know what the fuck that means
But I'm glad that you're around, MC Asshole.
Buddy you’re softer than a tootsie roll fruit cup.no ones softer than me, boy
Hello, I was told ingame by Occitan_Westwood (I believe his name was) to come apply here. I just got back into the game so I'm re-learning everything haha but I'd gladly join up a fun clan that also has good players from whom I can learn from ^^
Oops forgot to say:
Also, my ingame character name is Occitan_FullMetalJacket
Oh and for some reason, whenever I try to get on the TS server, my (up to date) TS gives me "Failed to resolve hostname" and I did changed the correct letters.
Hello, I was told ingame by Occitan_Westwood (I believe his name was) to come apply here. I just got back into the game so I'm re-learning everything haha but I'd gladly join up a fun clan that also has good players from whom I can learn from ^^
Oops forgot to say:
Also, my ingame character name is Occitan_FullMetalJacket
Oh and for some reason, whenever I try to get on the TS server, my (up to date) TS gives me "Failed to resolve hostname" and I did changed the correct letters.
Was fun playing with you yesterday, man! We're all just becoming a bit more active lately- you are probably a very classic player that started before many of us. You're more than welcome to come into TS if you'd like, or simply banner up with us.Added you, let me know when you'll get on! (servers are quite dead in NA right now...). I started playing with another clan of French Canadians back in the day but the leader was some snob fascist so I ditched them and went with Occitan which was quite new at the time, I believe.
My clan and Occitan had a bit of a merger....sort of. We were inseperable allies on strategus and we all think that the other group is cute, so we just made one ladder for both of us. Don't really recall how long its been since you were playing, but Arowaine is still around plenty. Some of the older Occitan guys like Shinock and Gash don't seem to play cRPG very much at all anymore- maybe around once in a blue moon.
Add me on steam if you'd like: sand_man_pb or FIRING OFF PISS JUGS if that one doesn't work.
I hate when people go out and take a picture of themselves when they're drinking with the drink visible in the pictureI hate when black people are black
Our objectives in Strategus are to hold New Rindyar castle and Nova Rduna, and to inflict as many losses upon the Free Companies of Calradia and The Crusaders of Acre as possible. Their blood needs to be spilled.
Ever since "Mountain Dew" and "cranberry juice" became common verbs in teamspeak, I've been buying and consuming a LOT more Mountain Dew (tm). I just can't be stopped when I know for a goddamn fact I'm going to chuckle heartily to myself after almost every sip. Just thinking to myself "heh...heh heh...i'm drinking MOUNTAIN DEW LOL"
The internet is literally killing me.
It's saturday night and not one person is here with me in team speak
I am entirely too sober for this reality
Did you guys go and get real lives or something? Do I have to some how find new internet friends... How does one even go about doing that?
hi cikel I'm posting on my phone from the shower
this clan used to be lit af tbh fam
im sorry cikel if it helps working at that time on the weekends is shortening my lifespan just a little bitI worked for 13 hours on Friday that was p cool(click to show/hide)
I was following you up until this point. What.
I feel like a grandpa trying to hangout with his grand children and not understanding half of what they say but wanting to fit in.
It's my birthday tomorrow don't really have anyone else to tell so happy birthday me :)
guys my application has been pending since 2013 when r u going to call back
Happy birthday nigga. I'll get @ you on snap chat.
Also, is mcdeath still around?
I would like to sincerely thank all of the former and current Frisians for all the great times we had together. From the nearly-forgotten Mantooth (half man, half mantooth fuckers) to the venerated JesusChrist, responsible in large part for our undisputed supremacy over all other 2014 (i think that was the year lmao or maybe it was the previous 1) NA cRPG clans.
Really, guys. You all know I'm a huge gaycunt on the internet, but I mean this shit. You were all top lads. Nicest motherfuckers around, and I wouldn't trade you for a truckload of cash.
Oh, and not to mention all the non-Frisian loyalists and homies that we racked up in the past. All the solid mercs that would come and hang out before the fight, have a damn good time killing shits, and hang out afterwards talking about all the shits they slayed. Fucking MB nutters coming in, Pepe and Horns stoned out of their gourds hooping and hollering and killing people. Ravens coming in and forming up that gat-damn shieldwall, all fucking business in TS. Astralis coming in hot (and VERY drunk), SittingBull and Luk absolutely ravishing the enemy. All of you guys, you really contributed to a great time for us all.
Anyway, we're now a boat clan. Cough up your 40 shekels, you goyim fucking shits, and sail the Carib with the proud+humble Frisian navy.
it was a long roadOh man! Hey Cikel, you have any family there?
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O I am havin a laff m8
And Sandy, why are you so excited to play yet another nerdy line battle simulator?
are you kidding me
like at least 2/5 of my internet persona is based upon being from the American Southeast (read: Dixie) and I have a chance to recreate a company of the 6th Alabama Infantry, "Ole' Baldy" Ewell's Division?
do the math bud, and figure yourself out
We have a few quite experienced players, and we will actively assist any interested players in improving quickly. I will personally sit in teamspeak with you and tell you what you're doing incorrect, how to improve, etc. I will sit in the duel server with you to help you improve.
Hey Sandersson, you might be happy to know I finally managed to get my hands on a resource for Old Frisian (Bremmer, 2009). Unfortunately, I won't have time to get into it for a while, but rest assured some day we will be able to translate that spell you found that will bring back the Frisian clan and your dignity.
lookin 4 melee lessons @sandy
Sandy you should be receiving a phone call later from my law office regarding a certain bedtime story you owe my client.
A real, paid job posting from a university near me. I should send them my resume and just a link to this website as proof of my experience, yeah?
"This is a part-time coaching staff appointment responsible for planning, organizing and managing all phases of the eSports program including recruitment and retention of quality student-athletes. Will foster and support the overall growth and maturation of the student-athlete. Manage the eSports budget. This position is responsible for design and execution of practice and game plans, construction of season schedules and supervision of gamers. This person will also assist with the development of the eSports competition and practice venue. The successful candidate must be compliant with all rules, regulations, and policies set forth by League of Legends and Fontbonne University.
Includes other possible duties to be assigned by the Director of Athletics.
Requirements: Bachelor’s degree, plus two to three years experience coaching or playing League of Legends.
Preferred experience: Competitive League of Legends experience and knowledge of console and table top gaming."
Every morning i wake up is a mistake
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This was some of the realest shit I've ever read on these forums. Fuck I wasn't ready for this first thing in the morning.
I remember one time eyrish made a racist joke about pakistani people to me and i said hey uhh im pakistani and in this really sad tone he said "aw man shit yore not one of them are you' and then tried to back paddle. He wasn't sad that he made a racist joke to me but rather the fact that my skin is brown.
I'm not the first to be bullied out of frisia by klaus and sugar. Do you all remember argaloth? Poor kid was a little weird and angsty but he was a good boy. This did not spare him from being visciously tormented by klaus and sugar. I used to move him channels and talk to him and be extra friendly. It all came to a head when they found a picture of him on facebook or some shit and photo shopped it and made his life miserable. He left. Ironically, he would from then on actively spew hatred towards me. I never understood it until now. You see I fucking hate you guys now too.
Anyways I dont really see myself coming into team speak anymore there's really no need. If you want to talk to me message me on steam or shoot me a text.
Good luck to you all
ive been in frisia ts before and it ends up being a mixed bag sometimes. ive been in their and had perfectly fine conversations with klaus about shit like fermenting mead while other times i was in there they both bashed on cikel for no real reason. he muted and i asked y tf are they being so mean (keep in mind what they say isn't the funny nonsense trolling stuff like "git gud nerd," it's actual personal attacks that make a person feel like shit) and they told me "dont have any sympathy for this guy." ive also seen the chromie boys attack cikel in game a few times recently and idk wtf is going on.
tbh tho after reading cikel's post, i dont think it's white people thing, it's angsty teenager on the internet thing. i doubt either of those guys buy into the stuff they say legitimately and if they did, they probably wouldnt have the balls to say it to brown ppl irl. they're just on the internet and you know, each person is their own favorite comedian and that allows klaus and sugar to feed off of each others' nonsense. sorry that ur longtime clan doesn't feel like home anymore, ive had that feeling and it kinda sucks the fun away from vidya. i hope u reach out and fine some fine nerds to game with cikel, let's hope that ur experience improves.
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I recall you once mocked me for driving an acura for some reason idk why.LMAAAAOOOOO xd look at this retard loser. What's the matter little fella, can't afford a Lexus like based Cikel?
wahh wahhh wahhh im brown wahhh
And lastly sugar.
I was a straight A student in high school. I got a 2000 on my SATs. Think about that for a second. 1 in 4 college students flunk out their first year. You haven't accomplished shit. What qualifies you to talk about my life and how successful i am? And I'm willing to bet that you put up this tough guy bravado all the time and talk shit and make fun of people because youre vulnerable as fuck. I'll be ok. There are studies to prove it. Rich kids who dont graduate college are twice as likely to be debt free as their poorer peers (you) who graduate. I think you will change a lot when you fall in love for the first time and someone loves you back. At least I hope so because right now you are actually a deplorable human being.
sry ur afraid of confrontation to tell of of us this in temapseak
And thats ok.
You should be allowed to say horrible things on the internet to people and they shouldnt let it bother them. That's what we've always done. Although we kinda let each other live their lives. I cant live life in frisia team speak. It's too fucking annoying.
Youre mostly all complicit. Arrowaine would speak up for me. Badoon would back me up. They were my friends and I miss them dearly.
I remember one time Carac came into our team speak. He saw a picture of me and started calling me a sand n*gger to my fucking face. He said that I was a dune cune, curry eater, camel jockey, etc. No one said a god dam word in my defence. No one said hey man lay off thats our boy. I banned him and pibb removed my admin. Some friends you fucks are. You were mostly all there.
I've faced a lot of racism in my life post 9/11. I found solace in the internet. I could be hidden. I didn't tell my internet clan my real name (original starcraft) for fear of being ostracized. But with you guys I thought I could at least stop hiding and be myself for a change.
So now I am going to tell you exactly what I think of all of you. Happy reading.
Sandersson - cut your hair and eat some protein. youre a white man living in a white mans world. get laid for christ sake. Also how the fuck could you think trump would be a good candidate. That is fucking beyond me. But my parents thank you for their tax cuts I suppose.
Daruvian - You are very nice to me for some reason. thank you
Mr Pink - you are just plain bad at video games and find fault in everything except your own abilities. You are very knowledgeable about video games and if I needed someone to explain the mechanics of a game or why this is better than that I would go to you. But for some reason or another that doesn't transition into actually being good at the game.
Eyrish - what the fuck is wrong with your accent? Why do you sound like someone broke all your teeth? Didn't you people like invent english? Holy shit. I was on a phone call to some irish fucks trying to get my grandmas internet working in london. Couldnt understand a god dam word.
Apollo - when i come into team speak and say hi you always at least sound happy to see me and say hi. Thank you. I would say something mean to you but you live alone and if you killed yourself i dont think anyone would notice.
This may come as a surprise (not really) but I've never really had white friends in my life. You guys are the first. And I guess you dont understand how racism can really hurt people because youre fucking white and never had to face it. You always just fit in. Well youre fucking weirdos so I dunno if you fit in but at least until you opened your mouths you fit in. Then I cant control what kind of autism pours out separating you from the normies.
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Is Cikel that kid that happened to make a "clock" that looked exactly like a fucking bomb and then played the race card when he got called out on his bullshit bait? :lol. Cikel you're a bitch for playing dat race card and I hope you get your shit pipe beaten up by big cocks, you worthless leech.
I drive a Chevy Spark and I gatdam hate it. But also my payment for a new car is like $160 so whatevs.i
yo i figured out when you call me sandman its a sign of respect since SANDersson is our leader and I am a man of SANDerssonoh its a shame we don't respect you though,
I have no problem with sugar he's the one who cant let things go LOL internet bully that he issays this as he reports assington and sugar to the authorities and gets them both imprisoned without trial
Hey man alls fair in war and pokemon battles man let's be friends again now that you don't have to call me sandman and everything in the open!you're right i dont have to do it in the open! ill just do it behind your back
A person can only be called sandman by a 16 year old kissless virgin so long before he loses his god dam mind.
I come into team speak I get berated. One time, and let me say I did fucking absolutely nothing, sugar just started yelling at me for a good 20-30 minutes in team speak. No one said a god dam word in my defence. He said things like you should kill yourself, you have accomplished nothing in your life, you only graduated community college, why are you so suicidal, youre a sand n*gger. And when I tried to defend myself klaus jumped in. No one tried to stop him or say something nice to me.
And thats ok.
You should be allowed to say horrible things on the internet to people and they shouldnt let it bother them. That's what we've always done. Although we kinda let each other live their lives. I cant live life in frisia team speak. It's too fucking annoying.
Youre mostly all complicit. Arrowaine would speak up for me. Badoon would back me up. They were my friends and I miss them dearly.
I remember one time Carac came into our team speak. He saw a picture of me and started calling me a sand n*gger to my fucking face. He said that I was a dune cune, curry eater, camel jockey, etc. No one said a god dam word in my defence. No one said hey man lay off thats our boy. I banned him and pibb removed my admin. Some friends you fucks are. You were mostly all there.
I've faced a lot of racism in my life post 9/11. I found solace in the internet. I could be hidden. I didn't tell my internet clan my real name (original starcraft) for fear of being ostracized. But with you guys I thought I could at least stop hiding and be myself for a change.
So now I am going to tell you exactly what I think of all of you. Happy reading.
Sandersson - cut your hair and eat some protein. youre a white man living in a white mans world. get laid for christ sake. Also how the fuck could you think trump would be a good candidate. That is fucking beyond me. But my parents thank you for their tax cuts I suppose.
Daruvian - You are very nice to me for some reason. thank you
Mr Pink - you are just plain bad at video games and find fault in everything except your own abilities. You are very knowledgeable about video games and if I needed someone to explain the mechanics of a game or why this is better than that I would go to you. But for some reason or another that doesn't transition into actually being good at the game.
Eyrish - what the fuck is wrong with your accent? Why do you sound like someone broke all your teeth? Didn't you people like invent english? Holy shit. I was on a phone call to some irish fucks trying to get my grandmas internet working in london. Couldnt understand a god dam word.
Mr Pibb- Moving across country with your on again off again girlfriend is a terrible idea. Also one time I was in team speak. Chiken and pink came in. You all left the channel. Then pink and chiken spent a good 5-10 minutes talking shit about you. I wanted to record it but I was tired or high or some shit. I think they forgot I was in there. The term "sucks all the fun out of video games" came up more than once. I left the channel in disgust. But anyways. At least when you make fun of me i can tell it comes from a good place in your heart. And you never called me a sand n*gger so thank you.
Havelle - you are going to die of emphysema or lung cancer
Apollo - when i come into team speak and say hi you always at least sound happy to see me and say hi. Thank you. I would say something mean to you but you live alone and if you killed yourself i dont think anyone would notice.
This may come as a surprise (not really) but I've never really had white friends in my life. You guys are the first. And I guess you dont understand how racism can really hurt people because youre fucking white and never had to face it. You always just fit in. Well youre fucking weirdos so I dunno if you fit in but at least until you opened your mouths you fit in. Then I cant control what kind of autism pours out separating you from the normies.
And lastly sugar.
I was a straight A student in high school. I got a 2000 on my SATs. Think about that for a second. 1 in 4 college students flunk out their first year. You haven't accomplished shit. What qualifies you to talk about my life and how successful i am? And I'm willing to bet that you put up this tough guy bravado all the time and talk shit and make fun of people because youre vulnerable as fuck. I'll be ok. There are studies to prove it. Rich kids who dont graduate college are twice as likely to be debt free as their poorer peers (you) who graduate. I think you will change a lot when you fall in love for the first time and someone loves you back. At least I hope so because right now you are actually a deplorable human being.
Oh fuck I forgot mcdeath. You are great but you should not be around little children you creepy fuck why are you a teacher holy shit.
ive been in frisia ts before and it ends up being a mixed bag sometimes. ive been in there and had perfectly fine conversations with klaus about shit like fermenting mead while other times i was in there they both bashed on cikel for no real reason. he muted and i asked y tf are they being so mean (keep in mind what they say isn't the funny nonsense trolling stuff like "git gud nerd," it's actual personal attacks that make a person feel like shit) and they told me "dont have any sympathy for this guy." ive also seen the chromie boys attack cikel in game a few times recently and idk wtf is going on.
tbh tho after reading cikel's post, i dont think it's white people thing, it's angsty teenager on the internet thing. i doubt either of those guys buy into the stuff they say legitimately and if they did, they probably wouldnt have the balls to say it to brown ppl irl. they're just on the internet and you know, each person is their own favorite comedian and that allows klaus and sugar to feed off of each others' nonsense. sorry that ur longtime clan doesn't feel like home anymore, ive had that feeling and it kinda sucks the fun away from vidya. i hope u reach out and fine some fine nerds to game with cikel, let's hope that ur experience improves.
much disenfranchisementOnly landowners should have the vote tbh
Only landowners should have the vote tbh
rando why dont you complain about how discriminated you are because you can't say n*gger in all chat
rando why dont you complain about how discriminated you are because you can't say n*gger in all chat
happy valentines day u guys love ulove u 2 bud
Just gave 5 loom points to apollo and put all my shit in the armory enjoyshit thanks cant wait to use it all
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also can some1 change my forum name to ildist i put in da request in like 2011
okay i did it
Daruvian you dont go by gobbo king on total war warhammer do you?
this clan will now transition into a bold new epoch: a North Carolina regiment in the upcoming War of Secession-themed game War of Rights (copyright Campfire Games 2018)
Is War of Rights sill being developped? I remember hearing about it a while back. Definitely seems interesting. I would love to play some kind of game similar to strategus in a civil war setting. Is there any persistence or clan battles?
Will period accurate vernacular be encouraged?