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USA declares independence / Also trees
« on: February 22, 2014, 06:21:20 pm »
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Hear, Hear!

The USA hereby declares independence and also claims following regions!


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 Benefits of being a citizen of the USA:

- free passage through its lands
- own a tree chosen by yourself
- Late night partys
- pets allowed

Requirements of being a citizen of the USA:

- needs to be a Squirrel, or at least be hairy
- you need to have at least 1 nut


In case you may want to travel through the lands:

- pay a tribute of 2 or more nuts, depending on how far you need to travel through the lands
- watch out for racist squirrels
- destroying trees will result in a holocaust of your race



Signed,
Count Squirrel McNutty
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Re: USA declares independence / Also trees
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2014, 06:24:17 pm »
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the mercenaries appreciate this claims, good luck for your little nation! ;)


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Re: USA declares independence / Also trees
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2014, 07:38:25 pm »
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This is the only strat related post that has brought me some kind of enjoyment.
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Re: USA declares independence / Also trees
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2014, 09:51:02 am »
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I'm a US citizen can I own a tree?

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Re: USA declares independence / Also trees
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2014, 12:55:00 pm »
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First you need to answer this questions:

1. Are you willing to defend your tree by your life?

2. Are you willing to get pregnant? (further instructions afterwards)

3. What's your favourite nut?


Also, your desired squirrelish name, and the one of your tree.
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Re: USA declares independence / Also trees
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2014, 01:20:15 pm »
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Quote from: CaveSquirrel on February 23, 2014, 12:55:00 pm
First you need to answer this questions:

1. Are you willing to defend your tree by your life?

2. Are you willing to get pregnant? (further instructions afterwards)

3. What's your favourite nut?


Also, your desired squirrelish name, and the one of your tree.

1. Depends on the tree.
2. Depends on the squirrel
3. Deez
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Re: USA declares independence / Also trees
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2014, 02:38:31 pm »
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You can choose between following squirrels:

- The flying squirrel, as the name says, it's flying most of the time and mostly known by its warcry "Choohoo-Krzzzk-Krzzzk-Choohoo".

- The tree squirrel (The flying ones also live in trees btw.), lives in trees 24/7 a week, basically the most boring one. Also they are fat.

- The cave squirrel, not much is known about this one, except its madness. It's said that they eat birds.

Also choose one of those trees:

- The T-Tree, has the shape of a T

- Different nut-trees, also, if wanted, in T-shape

- Bonsai, for dwarf-squirrels

- additional the cave-mushroom-tree, high chance of getting you high by just standing near it.

- also the desired place.
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Re: USA declares independence / Also trees
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2014, 03:50:29 pm »
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Quote from: CaveSquirrel on February 23, 2014, 12:55:00 pm
First you need to answer this questions:

1. Are you willing to defend your tree by your life?
i am willing to defend my tree with anyonce life
2. Are you willing to get pregnant? (further instructions afterwards)
no
3. What's your favourite nut?
Markademia

Also, your desired squirrelish name, and the one of your tree.
Schabernack, trolloak
type: fat lazy boring tree squirrel
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Re: USA declares independence / Also trees
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2014, 10:36:22 pm »
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Welcome Schabernack McFatty

I assigned you this tree for being lazy, contributing nothing to our society or anything else.

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You can find it left of the Main-Highway.
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Re: USA declares independence / Also trees
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2014, 11:40:30 am »
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HOLY SQUIRREL! :3
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Re: USA declares independence / Also trees
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2014, 12:46:13 pm »
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Quote from: CaveSquirrel on February 25, 2014, 10:36:22 pm
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Schabernack McFatty likes his tree, it is cosy . I am content.
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Re: USA declares independence / Also trees
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2014, 07:30:59 am »
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Quote from: Snufalumy old friendus on February 23, 2014, 01:20:15 pm
1. Depends on the tree.

What if it's a semen tree?
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